What age were you when you knew you were gonna live the beta life?

>>38838017
Isn't that just child labour?

Post college .

It's okay. I got a sister.

>>38838036
>clickhole.com
it's satire

>>38838017
When I was 5 and a bunch of Mexicans tried to kill me and I got in trouble for it

it took me until I was about 20 to realise women didnt secretly like me as the "mysterious quiet type"
then again I am literally autistic.

>>38838017
post high school it hit but I was always shy and beta. I think I just denied it.

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>>38838017
When I got diagnosed with seizures when I was 8. Now I'm 23 and my life is fucked and getting worse the past 2 months.

I can't
>drive
>have anything with caffeine including too much chocolate
>go anywhere alone
>go in haunted houses, raves, movie theatres, or anywhere that has flashing lights
>get stressed or angry
>possibly not have kids
>swim
>JOIN THE MILITARY :(

I have to
>take medicine at 8am and 8pm no matter where I am or what I'm doing
>get at least 8 hours of sleep
>cope with side effects of medicine
>get 48 hour EEG testing done few times a year that rips my hair
>constantly worry if it's going to happen or not


FIFTEEN YEARS OF THIS AND A LIFETIME MORE. I'm so surprised I'm able to have a boyfriend, my last one dealt with me but this new one I think is starting to regret it even though I was honest since the first few dates.

>>38838169
what the heck greentext that shit

>>38838416
fuck it i'll date ya

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>>38838017
When I got segregated into a psychward masquerading as a school in the 3rd grade and then into a quarantine room of a regular school for 6-9th grade with all the other psycho kids. Turns out I was just an autistic schizoid. I had to move cities to be take out and then started highschool with 0 friends. It was a very weird time of my life which didn't let me develop anywhere near normal.

>>38838416
>boyfriend

Reeeeeeeeee fucking roasties I'll never win

>>38838696
It's actually a dude though. It has to be.