Wanna talk?

No you stupid american, im in uk and its 5am i need sleep

>>38837400
Ok.
Thanks for the useless info.

>>38837357
Orbiter No. 1 reporting for duty. Ready and able ma'am!

Why haven't you had any interaction with anyone ?

>>38837445
Hello! Do you have any email I can talk to you on?

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I'm down to talk. Don't expect any money or free purses from me though. All I can do is offer my words and voice. Sadly, talk is cheap too.

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>>38837468
I don't really leave the house but when I do it's because I need to.And this month I didn't need to.Interacting with people exhausts me,but it hit me how lonely i've become but I don't really have any friends or really anyone to casually talk to.

>>38837471
[email protected]

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>I haven't interacted with anyone in real for a month
>I'm very lonely

Suck it up, that isn't a long time at all

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>>38837491
I never came here to gain orbiters of any sort.I don't want money or gifts.I'd never accept them anyway.What you offer is very good,I only wanna talk.

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>>38837525
I'm sorry I sound pathetic to you,anon.

>>38837513
Is it anxiety? Are you just shy? Or you feel like no one likes you ?

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>>38837539
It's late, at least where I am. I guess that limits our talk to abstract and raw feels. Anything in your mind... "miss"?

Email me I like talking to women with low self esteem.

>>38837564
Stop being pathetic and get over it

>>38837539
do you like moths?

>>38837357
Attention whoring your gender might make it easier to talk to people but it won't make you feel better in the long run.

Talk about what? I've been a NEET for over a decade, I haven't gone outside in about two years now. One month does not sound long at all honestly

>>38837357
Do you have a discord anon?

Id be willing to talk to you if you want.

>>38837647
It's long for a female.

I'm another femanon.

Would you be interested in a female friend or are you only looking for orbiters?

What kind of music do you listen to? Discord?

>>38837357
Where u from?gjfjjf

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>>38837357
Just exactly how ugly are you? Do you scare children with your ugly face/

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>>38837539
>I never came here to gain orbiters
>starts thread with "femanon here"

The mental gymnastics on display here are awe inspiring, truly majestic.

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>>38837671
Like I said above,I am not looking for orbiters.Feel free to drop an email,I just want friends.

>>38837679
Dishonor the m'lady again and I can't guarantee you're safety. Do I make myself clear?

>>38837539
Be seein you in 200 replies with your newly acquired army of orbiters

Let's talk. You got skype? Or just want to talk here.

>>38837567
I have been diagnosed with depression.

>>38837357
I had a "freind" ended up deleting her, never again will I associate with a female from here

>>38837620
When I was young I used to try to play with them but now I think they are creepy.

>>38837710
How about email,anon?

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>>38837696
topkek larping my man

I'll talk to you anon, email is kinda weird medium for just talk but here:

[email protected]

[email protected]


Orbiter#452 here. Just don't expect $$.

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>>38837357
Please don't use my waifu for your attention whoring, thanks

>>38837757
Sure
[email protected]

>>38837679
I already said,no one would talk to me if I didn't mention that.Which is sad,but that is the case and how it works around here.
However i'm looking for friends not orbiters.
It's not like i'm ever showing my face.

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>replying to this
Haha

>>38837802
Not him but plenty of people mention "im lonely please talk to me anons" and people get replies.

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>>38837679
>I'm lonely
>I'm FEMALE!!!!!
>I'm skelly (not fat here, boys)

yea, typical roastie skank. they really can't help but come across as typically retarded. probably fat too.

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>>38837357

Do you play any video games? Favorite anime?

>>38837357
Do you got a Discord? I prefer talking there. I'd love to chat thougg

I'm in a pretty similar situation. 19 i just work then game with friends. Moved somewhere new and haven't met any good people.

How do you deal with everything?

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>>38837873
I'm OP,would you like to talk?
It's nice to find someone in a similar situation Feel free to drop an email if so,this thread is already giving me anxiety aha..

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how do we know you aren't the same anon who had that thread up about pretending to be a girl to get attention?

>>38837854
Sorry not a discord user.I don't like it.

>>38837357
Step 1: Go to /soc/
Step 2: Find Skype Thread
Step 3: Add Anon
Step 4: Talk

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I want to talk but we need something to talk about. What do you do for fun?

>tfw no mundane bf

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And why do you think that is? The only reason these people are tripping over themselves to get your Skype/discord is because you have tits and a roast. If you're not interesting to robots as an anon then what suddenly changes to make you interesting after mentioning your gender.

"Fembots" don't exist because that's literally all it takes to have a swarm of people desire you swooping in, which by definition makes them orbiters.

[email protected]

>>38837951
You don't.I didn't even see that thread.
However,you can't know everything in this world and you have to live with that,anon-kun.

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>>38837564
>>38837539
>>38837513
>>38837357
>>38837695
>>38837930
Fuck off Cody.

>>38837930
[email protected]

>>38837852
I used to be really into mortal kombat,however these past few months I play a lot of doom.My favourite anime is neon genesis evangelion.Very cliche I know.Sorry.What about you anon?

>>38837930
Sure, why not

[email protected]

>>38837993
I have stolen that picture from another thread.Calm down.

>>38837993
Well shit. I've been rused.

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>>38837995
Kek anon has a diaper fetish

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>>38837993
>exposed that early

>>38837357
You're a dumb thot and I hate you and if any anon or myself wanted to we could trick you into being our cam cum slut eat my poo poo roastie toastie

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>>38837998
sounds like you lying to be the best possible fake persona, even if you was a girl

you don't fool me

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>>38838018
Don't pretend to be me anon-san.

>>38838021
still can't get over how much she resembles mr bean

>>38838028
That's pretty typical of most BPD "fembots" on this board

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>>38838028
What?
origigi

>>38838013
even if you did is the same filename, cody

images are in 150xx rn and that image is 149xx.

that means you both stole it from the same thread months ago or a year ago and have posted in r9k recently

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>>38837998

I've been playing Tekken 7 and my favorite anime is Gosick.

yo anon dont forget to check your spam/junk just in case one of our emails go there.

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>>38838019
Jelly, toilet slave?

All these responses. now let's run the same experiment with a male. Watch it drop to page 9 in seconds.

>>38838041
U wot

Have you been rused as well?

>>38837357
Will you be my gf? Please say yes and I promise you'll never be lonely.

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>mfw females cannot live in my shoes for one month

Try six years and counting of complete isolation, sweetheart. And that's completely orbiter-less. Fucking pathetic.

>>38838077

aka passive aggressive check ur email u vapid cunt i went thru the trouble of emailinig u now send me tit pics

>>38838022
You sound stupid.I don't want you as my friend.Bye

I'm only visiting r9k I don't reside here yet I'm just waiting till I get banned from /b/ but until then I wish y'all luck bye

>>38838114
I'm not used to it anon.
It's not my fault it has been like that six years for you.
Control your anger.I don't like it.Apparently you can live with it.What can I tell you.

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>>38838114
>haven't had any contact with anyone outside of work or family for 2 years reporting

1 month is the blink of an eye

>>38838129
How come you don't press space after typing a period. It's bothering me

>>38838163
It's just the way I type.You can deal with this big boy.

>>38838177
>talks like a feminist

No wonder all the unmake cucks of this board are flocking to you

>>38837357
Hey femanon i'll talk. What's itching ya?

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>>38838061
agreed
>>38838066
you're not very good at manipulation
>>38838114
I agree in this case

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Hello my fellow loner. not a femanon here.

How do you deal with the loneliness and depression? I feel like ive had years of practice since my mom died when I was 17 (21 now) but now literally everything is boring to me. Is it the same for you? I used to play video games but now i cant even play for more than an hour without getting bored or feeling like whatever game im playing is too repetitive.

Is it bad that the only things i really look forward to is maybe a couple of anime episodes a week. Everyone around me would say im pretty normal by i feel like there is a void in my life. How about yours is it like this too?

>>38838177
For you.


Oregonian

>OP claims to be lonely but doesn't acknowledge me asking for her to be my gf and get constant companionship

Fucking roastie reeeeeeeeee

>>38838260
if it was a guy you would ignore them :)

>>38838177
I don't think I can honestly. It's making me very uncomfortable and it's ruining my safe space

>>38838238
No i'm not because I wasn't trying to manipulate anyone.

>>38838260
yup I'm having the same problem. I've got no plant. Every prospect i've looked at makes me feel miserable. i've been alone for a good while now.

>>38838322
go bck 2 reddit den, fukin gramrarrrr fagg>

>38838334
you wouldn't be defending yourself, take care bitch

>>38838346
but reddit isn't my safe space

>>38837731
you spelled friend wrong, you dunce

why does virginity make boys stupid?

ITT autistic NEET makes a thread pretending to be female, others NEETs replies in hopes...

That's basically /r9k/ in one line

>>38837357
Have you been tainted by another man? Have you had sex with a nigger?

>>38837400
then why even respond
origamo origano

>>38837513
>>38837513
do you have a pet ? Some are very good company

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>>38838458
Do you really think I would be posting on r9k if I had done all that,stupid?

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>>38838334
>I wasn't trying to manipulate anyone
>mentions her gender while explicitly stating that she knows it's the way to get attention

The only person you're manipulating is yourself into believing your own bullshit. These anons know what you're doing but some are just so desperate they don't care.

>>38838504
I just wanted people to talk to.
It's not like id send them nudes,my face or anything.
They replied.Most likely in hopes of that.
I barely got any replies whenever I posted this without mentioning my gender.
Don't blame me , you work the way you do.

>>38837357
Have you watched some good movies this month that you would recommend?

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>>38837357
>Begin conversation with femanon
>She asks me why I'm lonely and what I do for fun
>reply with a paragraph
>ghosted

Has happened 3 times already

>>38838724
can you post your paragragh? id like to read it. or we can talk about it through email

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>>38838724
Why are you lonely and what do you do for fun?

You got an kik

Whenever I talk to new people they always stop replying after 20 minutes. I wonder why.

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>>38838724
>>38838772
"I'm getting a taste of NEET life for now. I'm 3/4 finished with my mechanical engineering degree and I have a government job lined up for after I graduate so I skipped out on doing anything this summer. Now I'm sitting at home for the next month and a half crabbing, working out, painting, learning Italian, watching anime, playing WoW, learning to cook, reading, rinsing, and repeating. As for my (lack of) social prowess: I'm not really sure. I don't have a great desire to make lots of friends - I've always been content with a small circle of people I know well. Over time that's faded away. Come to think of it, I haven't made any new friends in my several years of college. I think I've forgotten how to. This goes doubly for girls. I never got an inkling of romance in high school, the ones in my male-dominated major are few and far between, and I don't drink or do drugs so I'm not much of a party-boy. "

>>38837357
>hurr I'm a dumb roastie and I'm not getting enough attention can you guys please compete for the opportunity to talk to me? Even though I'm painfully boring and ugly? I'm a grill btw xd

>>38838758
See >>38838850
original123123

>>38838774
I do, whats yours?

hopefully original

>>38837357
>Does anyone wanna fucking talk?
sure but will you actually reply? i get sucking at talking though, thats cool
>I'm just feeling very lonely.I'm 19.I haven't interacted with anyone in real life for a month.I'm constantly sad and I've lost 5 kg even tho I was already a skelly.
i relate

>>38838850
>paragraphs

That's where you went wrong anon, you have to spoon feed it to them one little bite at a time. The only time roasties read an entire paragraph though is if it's a Harry Potter book.

aight; what will be the price of EUR/USD 22 minutes from now? Currently at 1.18795

Your answer will determine the fate of my gambling funds

>>38838913
I'm OP
This thread is slowly dying but I haven't left yet.
I'm awkward and bad at talking to so it's fine.
Drop an email if you actually want to talk

>>38837357
>I haven't interacted with anyone in real life for a month
you poor thing

I wanna talk but not here.
We can exchange a burnermail and get to know ow each other if you want

I just don't want to chat with creepers all around.

>>38837357

Ya know dude... You'd probably do better making friends if you didn't mention you were a girl, period. People who are sexually attracted to the opposite sex have trouble with opposite sex friendships.

>>38839005
But then nobody would add her.

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>>38838937
That can't be it; I think it's probably just not valuing the interaction as much. A fembot talking to a malebot is an everyday thing for her. For many malebots, it's a once-in-a-month event to have a conversation with a girl.

>>38838957
have other means to talk that is not by mail?
Discord would be ideal

>>38839005
Did you read the OP? She's so devoid of personality or anything interesting to say that she knows the only way to get orbiters is by leveraging her roast flaps to attract the affection starved bottom feeders.

>>38839013
I would, if she mentioned some interests/hobbies. So far all she's said is she's a girl, and that's about as fascinating as some dude saying they have a dick.

>>38839041
Yeah, I did. To be fair, she did also mention having an eating disorder and being a recluse, but those topics can't last beyond some variant of 'yeah? me too. It really sucks, huh?'

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>>38839041
Again.I actually said twice I don't want orbiters.
Guess you're too much of a dum dum to get that.

>>38837357
You are not really a girl just a really pathetic guy

>>38839005
>>38839013
I know a girl online who got to talk to more people online by not mentioning she's a girl.
It wasn't even intentional, she just didn't say it and everyone just assumed she's a guy

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>>38839084
Hey. Just ignore the people who are trying to put you down.

[email protected]

I've not talked to too many people recently outside of my family since ive a hermit for 6+ years but I'll do my best, Im not gonna orbit you.

>>38839084
I don't think you can say that you are a femanon and you do not want orbiters at the same time, they cancel each other out.

>>38839027
personally I wasn't able to relate to most things you said. good luck with your degree though

>>38839027
But that's exactly it. They see a paragraph as a wall of text and instantly go TLDR and forgot you exist because it's so easy to replace a robot with a brand new orbiter. That's just how easy and convenient they want and have it. They like short sentences because unless you're Chad their attention spans are near zero.

>>38839084
no to >>38839036 ?

>>38839042
Even then that would require at least 10 people replying because 9 of them will ghost after the first 10 minutes, and the other probably the next day. And 10 people wouldn't even reply.
This thread, at this hour, without her mentioning that she's female would die with 10 posts.

Fuck, I'm so jealous of women. Where the fuck can I go and be this desired? It's unfair. Look at all these desperate losers posting their emails and shit. Imagine I did that. Nobody would reply. Why can't I have 30 desperate bitches messaging me and begging for my attention

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>>38839102
Thank you.
I really love Lain too

>>38838152
Yeah because I'm a big fan of it myself.
>Control your anger
Ugh, you silly bitch. You silly, silly bitch.

>>38839107
I haven't made any effort on gaining any orbiter and creating a pathetic following.I just wanted to talk.Stop with your bullshit orbiters meme.

>>38839121
Maybe. It's a joke trying to talk to girls on here - yeah, they might get your sense of humor and like anime, but all of them are either NEETs on disability or working at KFC. With severe histrionic personality disorder to boot

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>>38839133
No problem anon. Let's all love Lain.

I'm sorry how everyone's treating you.

what kind of books do you like femanon op?

What kind of music do you like b

>>38837400
>kilograms
>american
These two things are incompatible.

>>38839132
It is truly incredible how 50% of the population can just command some orbiter's attention at will. That's insane. Like, you expect some small percent to be able to. But 50%, at any time, can come to a place like this and ask for a friend without providing any pics or anything, and get one

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>>38837357
Do you watch anime? Do you like yuri?

>>38837357
Listen I'm an attractive as fuck virgin who would fuck the shit out of you so send me ur number and we can fuck

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>>38839223
yet they still get "shit wages"

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>>38839084
>>38839107
This anon gets it

Sounds like OP is just too slow to understand that advertising your gender attracts nothing but orbiters because your gender is their sole reason for engaging you. Roasties can't logic for shit as usual

>>38839132
Jealous of being fawned over just for your genitals? It's pathetic, on both the beta orbiter's end, and on the femanon's end.

I wish I was a man. I'm a loser, but I'm not even accepted here just because I could get sex from a swamp monster if I tried harder, which is apparently a tier above not getting sex at all.

>>38839107
the things that cancel out each other are not saying she's a femanon and saying she doesn't want orbiters, rather being a femanon not wanting orbiters and looking for such a thing on r9k

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>>38839251
Would you let someone who has never drove a car or fixed one before, work on your car, need experience lad

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>>38839205
It all depends on the plot.
But umm..
Maybe,adventure,mystery,fiction?
Do you have any to recommend anon?What are your favourite kind of books?
>>38839215
Shoegaze,noise,a little bit of lofi.
>>38839181
Let's all love Lain!
What other anime do you like anon-kun?

>>38839298
>Jealous of being fawned over just for your genitals
Jealous of the power that you have, and I don't.

>>38839317
Interested in talking not through mail, as long as you can still keep your anonymity ?

>>38839317
I mainly read non-fiction nowadays. I prefer to consume my fiction through animu, tv, and vidya. Learning from reading is very satisfying. Lately I've been reading a lot of books about masculinity and martial arts, but I also like books about philosophy, history, and demographics. But when it comes to fiction, I prefer science fiction.

do you have any favorite books?

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>>38839317
Lots and Lots. Another favourite of mine is Texhnolyze What other anime do you like? Btw you take so long to reply to emails! but then again I do too so I dont blame you hahaha.

>>38839324
If you want that power, all you literally have to do is say you're a girl. It's just that easy. OP hasn't even verified that she's a chick, but here we are.

You might run into a bit of a wall if you try to do it in real life, though.

>>38839429
well they are wired for materialistic shit, where as guys more relationships

OP Are you lesbian?

You still want emails OP? don't you already have like 10 people to talk to?

Anyone else in this thread wanna chat?

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>>38837357
I need a females perspective.
I fucked some thot and might have an STD because she fucked a bunch of guys before me.
Why are women like this?

>>38839579
>tfw don't claim to be female so I get no replys

>>38839579
Hey OP here
No,i'm actually only talking with two people,Active convo only with one.
We can chat if you want

>>38839579
>>38839657
but are you female?

>>38837357
Are you virgin? Please answer me

>>38839670
will you only accept mail?

>>38839691
No, otherwise I would probably advertise like OP so I could get replys at least, I don't blame her.

>>38839670
[email protected]

>>38839717
Yea more or less.Sorry

>>38840220
May I ask how come and what you mean by "more or less"?
A chat of some sort is more usable for, you know, chatting, so why do you prefer mail?

>>38840220
May I ask why you didn't email me? what put you off I'm wondering.

>>38837357
>i haven't interacted with anyone in real life for over a month
>females think this is somehow the point of no return or some sort of proof that can be used as evidence to prove how *shit* their lives are.
Man women sure are the best at setting and creating melodrama.

>>38840295
Not to be a white knight, but it's not a women thing.
A friend of mine is moving to europe, and since their house is not available yet(no idea why), they've been living in a hotel for 2 weeks, finally moving into their house in another week.
This, combined with him not having access to his pc since he doesnt have a notebook and couldnt set up his desktop at the hotel, made him a whiny wreck, he complains he's all alone, he's bored, he doesnt know how to get new friends and all that bullshit.
2 weeks.
And you know why? cuz he's the cool guy everyone likes who's always surrounded by friends at any given moment.
That was taken away from hm for just 2 weeks and it broke him.
It's not a women thing, its a "i can't deal with the shit life gives me" thing

I take it you've already got a bazillion orbiters by now, but if you want to chat, I'm available.

[email protected] is my porn/spam email, hit me up there and then I can sort shit out there regarding how to talk.

I also have Skype and Discord if those work for you as well.

>>38837357
>I won't show tits,face,literally any photo of me
>still gets +100 replies
really makes you think