>tfw 5" girth is there a worse fate?

4" long 3" thick here. Don't complain about 5" girth, it's not bad.

all that matters is that the head of your member can effectively scrape out the semen of competing males, anon.

5" girth is slightly above the true average, you can certainly make alot of girls cum with that

manuel ferrera and kieran lee???

>>38837346
i know the teenage trope is "LONG DICK"

but honestly the guy on the left's looks superior even though its shorter.

>>38837346
the average is 4.59. i have 8x5, but it doesn't look weird.

I'd much rather suck one on the right.

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ANSWER ME NOW AM I A SKINNYBENIS IM 7 INCHES AND 5.5 GIRTH I CANNOT CONTROL THIS ANXIETY (not that im getting laid but still)

>>38839203
find something that is 5.5 inches (doesn't even need to be that big) around and try to fit your lips around it in a way that would be satisfying for a guy recieving a blowjow and then try complaining about girth.

>>38839283
Nigga how am i supposed to go around finding things 5.5 inches in circumference

>>38837346
Which is the good one?

>>38839200
out of pure convenience because it would be easier?

6'' length and 7'' girth

>>38839625
6 inch girth master race reporting in

#realdickhours

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>she called you "pencil dick" to her friends

does it get better, anons? where are the PSAs for well meaning shaftlets?

4" girth. If you have more than that, you're not a robot.

I got a 7x5.5 and thought it was pencil dick tier but apparently it's big enough that you need a magnum to fit it properly

>>38839625
is there frequently blood when you have sex?
>implying someone on /r9k/ has sex

>>38839200
Yeah but you're a gay

i think it's funny how people always round up to 5.5" girth to make themselves feel better. just accept your smaller dick, kid.

>>38841240
I say 5.5 but it's closer to 6

Kys jealous dicklet

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>tfw 5 x 5.5
I dont know what to feel.

>>38839567
just make a ring around your dick with your fingers and then open your mouth and put that ring on your mouth. If the size of the ring fits the circumference of the open mouth then congrats you aren't a dicklet. If not then oh well. Either way, it doesn't matter because I made you pretend to suck your own dick and now you're gay.

>>38839203
Kill yourself. You're extremely above average kill yourself.

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>5x4.7

KILL ME

>>38841909
Salty cocklet femboi numale cuck detected

Feminized faggot beta male bitch

>>38841919
Well, prepare yourself for pussy licking because girl wont get off from this kind of dick.

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>>38841952

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT ALREADY

>>38841928
>has an above average penis
>CRIIIIES about it online

Take this as my kindness... GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN LAD

It honestly amazes me every fucking time I see it how this board can talk nonstop about penises.

>>38841963
Similar size lad. I'm 5x5. Why does dick size have to matter so much anyways? who's cruel idea was it to make big (6.5 - 7.5) penises feel sooo good for women? Shieeet It's like 95% of vaginas feel great but only like 30-40% of dicks... Why god why?

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>tfw thick

wew, I feel like I dodged a bullet

>>38841999
checking.
It's mostly male board so penis talk is quite common here.

>>38842625
nobody gives a shit, you're not going to use it anyways lmao

>>38842649
stay mad dicklet, roflmao

6'' girth....can't buy fitting condoms anywhere around here have to order condoms online FUCK THIS SHIT

7" x 5"

Am I gonna be fine boys?

7.2 x 4.8 am I fucked? Will probably kms before I use it anyways lel

HOW DO YOU MEASURE GIRTH FOR FUCK SAKES

>>38844101
Google it cunt.

>>38844126
wow thats fuckin rude m8