>that one girl who takes the same courses as you at uni >same

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>that girl who works at the campus coffee shop and always gives you extra cream cheese
>she always asks "if you just finished working out" because wearing a sleeveless T-shirt
she will never be mine lads, gonna have to settle for one of my residence girls..
why is life torture lads

>>38834592
You think girls are being fucked every minute of the day? Maybe you are just being a bit delusional.

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>>38834698
> you fantasize about stacey after she gives you extra cream cheese
>Chad is giving her double servings of Cream pie

>work campus security
>library shift
>halfheartedly tell people leaving to have a nice day
>don't even look up from phone or book half the time
>most people don't either, just give a quick y-you too while leaving
>tell thicc, short haired qt walking by
>she actually turns, makes eye contact and smiles
>start going through the whole beta routine afterwards, thinking about us being together and even just what her name is
>keep thinking about her and if I'll ever see her again
>if I'd even have the courage to talk to her if I did see her again and what I'd even say to her
>see her walk by outside a while later with some guy
Well, at least I got cucked before it could really get going.

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>>38834772
>I eat cream cheese with tears in my eyes
>chad gives her two sweaty, deep creampies

>>38834884
probably was her beta orbiter friend

>>38834936
Maybe, he didn't really give off a chad vibe but I doubt I will see her again anyway. It's a pretty big campus.

>that chick who's deemed to be some kind of neighbourhood whore
>she bangs guys in the school bathroom after class
>she does coke with other guys
>somehow she tries to balance it off by volunteering for a local diner
>she starts delivering meals to old people and socially anxious fuckers like me
>somehow she starts telling me about her life
>she asks me to write everything she tells me in a notebook
>find out someone is treating her like shit, mentally and physically abusing her
>try to help her, tell her to go to the police but she says she can't
>one day she looks anxious af, tells me she's about to die
>she dies the same night
>a couple weeks later the police comes to my house
>they get to see the notebook
>that's suspicious.jpg
>tfw i just wanted to grow orchids and read books
>tfw i hang myself cause i can't handle this shit

In the end they found out her dad was possessed by some guy called BOB and raped her since she was a kid.

Tfw i killed myself cause of that roastie :-(((