>hey anon, you want some pizza?

Yeah, thanks!


originality is key

>>38833974
Sure, baby. Mmmmm! Hope this is some wonderful vegan cheese!

can i get some hairline on that pizza you fuckin dyke

>>38833974
Thanks! Also, I think someone pulled a prank with your hair. I would suggest fixing that up.

No, I don't eat pizza. Way too many carbs and sodium, and doesn't have enough protein to make it worth eating.

>>38834009
That isn't vegan cheese

>>38834024
brainlet detected lmao

Can I get a pizza dat ass instead, bitch? I can squirt some more hair gel in that shitty up-do you've got for an extra firm hold