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None of those actually sound that bad desu.

>>38833409
>>anteater dick left over from phimosis
start pullin

>>38833452
>start pullin
I did. It took for ever to retract but I can now. My foreskin still looks like shit though.

>>38833409
I have the opposite of a pencil dick, a "chode". About six inches of lebgth and just over six inches of girth. I do not know if this is desirable.

>1-2 inches flaccid
>3-4 inches erect
>erectile dysfunction at 27
>looks shriveled and pathetic because of a shitty circumcision job
>scarring underneath the dry, spotted head
>hair all over the shaft despite having no body hair elsewhere
>black spots and stretch marks where the foreskin should be
>occasional blackheads develop and have to be squeezed out near the glans
I literally don't have a dick that's capable of sexual intercourse. It's tragic.

>>38833514
>>erectile dysfunction at 27
Any idea what has caused it?

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>>38833479

Maybe you're just judging it based on aesthetic standards of a circumcising culture.

The ancient Greeks considered anteater dicks to be the good-looking ones and cut dicks or dicks with short foreskins to be ugly.

>>38833409
shitty circumcision, scarring and stitches fell out so little bumps where they stitched it back
fordyce spots
bit of hair on base of shaft

>>38833409
>>curve to the left
How did you know? Anyways does it affect sex much? Can she feel my weird curvature? Will she be turned off by it? tfw when none of this matters anyways.

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>fucked a whore and now I have molluscum all over my dick and groin
and it's spread by skin contact so I can't just wear a condom. Not that I'll be fucking again anytime soon
could've been a lot worse I guess

>>38833530
Had it since I was 17, so who knows. I figure a steady desensitization through a diet of hentai and a lack of exposure to real world women via years of NEETdom led to it. I'm hardly even sexually attracted to people anymore.

I have phimosis but never did anything about it. Thinking I probably should. Can you stretch without the steroid creams?

Anyone have those smegma pictures where the guy's pubes got stuck under his foreskin?

>>38833550
>The ancient Greeks considered anteater dicks to be the good-looking ones and cut dicks or dicks with short foreskins to be ugly.
they also praised micropeens which are actually disgusting

>>38833409
Months ago I fucked a prostitute. Rubbed my dick against her vag without condom (no penetration) and she gave me a bit of oral sex without condom too.
Weeks after that my urethra started to feel very itchy then it started to hurt like hell to pee. This lasted like 2 weeks then the pain started to get lighter every time.
Some time after that I went to an urologist, told him all this and he gave me pills but they didn't really worked.
Now I feel a light burning pain almost every time I pee and there is a red spot on my penis where skin is dry. I think it's a bacteria or fungus.

>>38833701

You can, but it may or may not work. The steroid creams prevent the stretched tissue from getting swollen and irritated, which would undo the progress you made.

There are success stories from guys who didn't use the steroid cream, but also stories where they ended up needing it because post-dilation irritation hampered their foreskin gains.

>>38833740
>small flaccid = small dick
No.

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>>38833409
noot noot
Fuck this board with its original comments bullshit, I'm leaving

>>38833409
Let's see.
>pearly papules (thankfully not that bad)
>curves to the left (when I masturbate with my left hand too often)
>kinda small when flaccid
>get ingrown hairs near pubic area a little too often
It's not that big of a deal

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>>38833409
My dick is really reaaaaally fuckin smol when flacid almost micro BENIS tier, but i almost reach 6 inches when erect, what is this curse, Do any of you have this too?

My foreskin doesn't completely cover the head

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ppp here, I know it's not a disease, but my case is very severe, I've seen pics on the internet and mine looks just worst than all I've seen, they are allover the "base" of my dickhead. Feels bad man

>>38833807
You're a grower not a shower

Organ

>>38833807
Shrivled up when limp. 5.5 erect. Meh.

>skin on very top of my dick is white
>best urologist in city doesn't know what it is
>asked me if he could literally chop the top of my dick off to send it to a lab
>also penile pearly papules

go fuck yourselves, none of you have the same suffering as me

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>Tfw dick is fairly normal other than circumcision
>also 4 inches flaccid and 6.5 inches fully erect

Get fucked nerds

>>38833962
>6.5 inches erect
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking dicklets when will they learn.

>>38833955
Why not let him cut your tip off anon? It's not like you're using it for anything. Contribute to science.

>>38834011
fuck you it might look weird but its been like that since i was a kid, it still works

imagine not having FUCKING TIP how could i masturbate fuck science and fuck normies why would i want to contribute to those fucking asshole kys

>>38833409
at least you have a foreskin OP,
you automatically win

>>38833962
>apart from circumcision

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking cutlets when will they learn

>>38833807
I'm the same. I'm seen larger clits than my dick soft but hard it's literally average as fuck.

>hairy shaft, almost to the bottom half
>side curve
>short frenulum

I used to barely be able to pull the skin off the head when erect, the frenulum was very tight
Slowly started pulling it more often to stretch it, like every time I go pee I pull it all the way back

plus every night I stretch it hard as fuck for 2 minutes, then I stretch the foreskin opening
feels good man, I can pull it further and further when erect now, baby steps

>had slight phimosis, cured it with stretching
>learned I also have frenulum breve - the frenulum is really short and thick making erect retraction almost impossible and painful
>this causes friction burns if I jack off more than once every other day since the foreskin movement is restricted
>fapping is too good, end up with a scabbed foreskin 90% of the time
>probably creating scar tissue which will only make the situation worse

>>38834150
My frenulum is short on one side and not the other.
I reckon that's why my dick is curved.

>Bump on my dick for 11 years, not a wart, just a benign bump

I'm worried that someone will think it's an STD though, if I so get to that point.

>>38833982
That's more than enough to reach the cervix. Does he have width, that is the question

>>38834188
actually now that I think about it, my frenulum too is shorter on the left side, does it really affect the curving?

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>circumcised
>sort of bent my dick once when masturbating and my EQ has never been the same since
Sometimes I wish I didn't have a conscience so I could make those that mutilated my dick pay with their blood

>>38833409
>Fordyce spots all over
>Hairy
>Curved to the left
>Base is thinner than the rest
at least is not small and functional

>>38834402
I'm not sure, but mine is shorter on left side and that's the direction my dick curves.

>small
>hair on shaft
shit sucks desu

>phimosis and urethra coming out the bottom of glans

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>>38834585
>and urethra coming out the bottom of glans
hot

My dick looks like OP's pic related but with slightly bigger foreskin.
>Screwedfrombirth.jpeg

>>38833409
I have all these problems, can anyone tell me what fordyce spots actually are?
also, I fixed my curve to the left. I know that it's peyronie's disease but a weird form, it's when you masturbate too much when you're too young. Totally fixable though, just buy an electric toothbrush and brush against the spot where it curves, it will 'soften up' the tissue and it will straighten.
My dick is 7 inches long but it's skinnier at the top

>>38834617
what is hot about that?

>forcyde spots everywhere
>Curve to the RIGHT
>Twist to the right
>Phimosis, though can fit two fingers in easy so it isn't the worst ever


KHV, will probably remain that way until I kill myself. Would be way too embarrassed to show this to a girl, she'd run away.

At least I'm average and not a microdick

>>38833409

>have had severe erectile dysfunction for 5 years because I tried jelqing and gripped too hard
>urologists say nothing is wrong with it and prescribe meds, which are ineffective
Should I try nofap? Should I stop trying to jerk off my floppy dick?

>>38833409
My Dick is too big and causes girls cum too quick. It sounds great but having so many girls beg for your Dick gets annoying.

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>>38834660
>fell for the penile extension meme
I know the feeling. Sorry to say, but nofap won't fix your dick.

>>38834701

Are you sure? Do you know from experience? Did you talk to urologists?

My problem is I'm to big and getting anal is rare, 8.5 by 7.2 it's hard to get a blow job or fuck a chick in the ass I guess the plus is they all love thick cocks

>>38833550
Well. Like. Were not in ancient greece tho

>>38834585
Huh, I always thought hypospadias was some kind of circumcision related complication because the few pictures I've seen of it have all been circumcised. Turns out it's just a birth defect and circumcising people born with it is really bad but American doctors are too jewed to know that

>penis curves downward
>base of shaft is thinner and softer than the rest of the penis
>this causes it to droop downward and look half-erect even when it's fully erect

Also

>hair growing on underside of shaft as close as half an inch from circumcision scarline

>>38834716

Not him, but most urologists are fucking idiots who don't know shit about the penis.

Although there are some good doctors and some cases where medical attention is obviously necessary, to a large extent medicine is a scam, dude. Try reading "Confessions of a Medical Heretic", by Robert Mendelsohn, M.D.. You'll learn a lot.

You might have a venous leak or an arterial blockage.

Penis extension is a fraud and a subculture run by sociopaths who enjoy the thought of other men becoming sexual cripples.

>>38834717
humble brag bro!
why would you even want anal, if you're not gay.

>>38833409
>dong hangs a left at a 40 degree angle
>circumcised

>>38834828
No I like fucking women in the ass but it usually hurts them and as soon as they orgasm they want me to pull it out, old tag and married now I get anal rare I'd my wife is piss drunk, funny as a kid I thought my dick was small flaccid like 2.5 inches but grower not a shower unless erect

I have a venous leak and have been recommended a gnarly surgery that I'm too scared to go through.
The surgery apparently works, but only lasts 5-10 years then you have to do it again.
I've also been recommended a penis implant as a last resort, which seems cool in some ways, and fucking terrifying in others.

>>38834948

A lot of guys regret getting penis implants. A lot of other guys don't regret it.

The problem is that once you get one, there's no going back. It completely destroys the natural erectile tissue you do have.

>>38834948
This guy on here as diabetes and his cock is for ever limp

>>38834820
>You might have a venous leak or an arterial blockage.

Multiple urologists have administered cavernosogram tests. They've both insisted that the inflow/outflow was normal and there was no sign of scar tissue/fibrosis.

>>38834717
Damn 7.2 girth that's big.. I'm 6 by 5.5 and get laid at least

>>38834987
It apparently has a 90-something percent satisfaction rate, but yes the possibility of not being happy with it is a scary thought.

hahahahaha

As someone with a perfect 7" long dick and 5.5" girth, this thread is hilarious to me

I love laughing at other people's misfortunes

>>38835049

I'm skeptical of numbers that high. It could be the case that the ones who were studied but weren't happy killed themselves or dropped out of the study and therefore weren't included in the final figures (this is conjecture but it applies to things like studies showing people who "transition" with "bottom surgery" are happy--actually the dropout rates are massive and the studies showing trading your penis for a fake vagina with no feeling in it is a good idea are bullshit).

>>38833861
Can you take a picture? For like science and shit and my own morbid curiosity.

>>38835086

>doesn't even have 8x6
>""perfect""

>>38834660
When's the last time you had sex? Did you get hard?

>>38833409
>tfw huge fat 9"x6.5" black cock
Girls either get scared or think it's fake in pics/vids

>not doing foreskin restoration
You can get it back, you know

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>>38835201

2 weeks ago haha
never
I can masturbate, but it's kind of a struggle, and it's never fully hard. It just barely stays up if I'm constantly rubbing. It always feels soft/spongy and pliable, and doesn't feel nearly as sensitive as it was 5 years ago.

I got a skin tag on my circumcision line and some weird smalls pustles probably from excessive masterbation. Is there hope for me fellow robots?

>>38835140
Dude what? This isn't sex reassignment surgery. This is a surgery to retain function of a penis.
I can imagine the rates being that high if your penis function went from 0 to 100, even if you are giving up the possibility of a natural erection, which would already be the case for most people getting the surgery so it wouldn't be much of an issue.
But for someone like me, I've still got some natural function left, and destroying that for 100% function may not be satisfying enough.

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>>38835282
I'm so sorry Anon but I think you fucked up. You're probably gonna have to pop boner pills for the rest of your life.

>poison ivy on dick and balls

Fuck all of you, none of you have any idea what true suffering is except MAYBE people with severe, untreated STD's.

Fucking itchy weeping blisters all over dick and balls, it is a hell on earth.

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>>38835291
>pustules

>>38833409
>points to the left
>phimosis
>medium amount of fordyce spots

I'm working on the phimosis, you just gotta stretch it every day. Its currently in the stage of not hurting anymore, but still feeling uncomfortable when I pull it back.

Also my dick doesn't curve to the left, it literally points, like from the base. It points at about a 20 degree angle off center, though the only girl to hold my penis never remarked on it, so maybe it's not a big deal.

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>27 years old virgin
>14cm dicklet
>still have phimosis
>too lazy to commit to the stretch exercises
>too scared to fuck a whore and rip my cock open
The game was rigged all along.

>>38835379

I suspect the same, but multiple urologists have told me that nothing is wrong with it (normal inflow/outflow and no significant scar tissue/fibrosis) after administering tests. And these were some of the highest rated, most experienced and knowledgeable specialists in my area.

>>38833511
can't be a chode if its 6 inches long, you've just got a thich as fuck dick. Some girls are going to like that.

>>38835403
It's not as bad as you're envisioning in your mind, it's something only I could notice that bothers me.

>>38833807
Yep, I'm tiny on the flop but 6.5 and good thickness when erected

I would be fine with a fucked up dick if I was cute and twink-ish so I could be a good bottom and get prostate stimulation. But alas.

>>38833409
Pencil dick, 7"x4.5". One more inch in circumference and the dimensions would be practically god-tier. As it is I'm a mere dicklet.

>bad phimosis
>fordyce spots
>hairy shaft

doesnt matter tho because im a tran anyway and wouldn't use it. Its coming off in a couple years

>>38833807
Being a grower is better than being a shower anon, think about how annoying having 6 inches of flesh in your pants constantly moving and being uncomfortable, embrace it

It does make me too self conscious to use urinals though I suppose, but urinals are gay anyway.

>>38835379

That screencap is wrong.

The dartos muscle is a major muscle of the penis. It's smooth muscle, not skeletal muscle, so it's not at all meant to be "worked out" like you'd work out your biceps. But it's still muscle tissue.

It helps you masturbate and also helps the penis make positional adjustments.

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>phimosis
>4x4

My dick is so thin I've avoided women. Until penis enlargement is a thing I'll continue being a virgin. When I hold it in my hand it feels so small, how could a women ever get pleasure from this.

>>38836443
Damn lad... I was going to give you some generic advice about how it's not about the size of your willy but there's a limit to that.

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>Be me, Johnfag
>Make a decision to not level-up to Wizard
>Spend some time at strip clubs
>Its exciting at first but I stopped getting hard after like 3 visits
>Start seeing escorts but have trouble staying hard
>Blame myself for awhile, but eventually find something that works for me (BJs)
>Resign myself to an eternal vcard because I can't cum with a condom on and bareback piv is pretty taboo in the escort community
>Recently, decide to double-down and try to find a girl who does it anyway
>Have some near-misses but eventually find not one, but two in a row
>First chick turns out to be pretty crazy. Not sure if meth but definitely loopy. Some pretty weird emotional stuff followed.
>Second chick is actually stable, just kinky. I still see her and dump my seed into her.
>tfw this scene made me cum buckets, now I do it IRL

Anyway, I gotta hold my dick with a deathgrip if its not being licked or rubbed. Still haven't done the deed with condoms, not sure I ever will.

>>38833409
>cut
Just kill me senpai

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>>38836742

I hope you've been redpilled on Brian Morris and the circumsexual subculture in general.

>>38834687
Nah nigga, that's my fetish

too big and i'm a shower on top of that

makes walking through public spaces embarrassing