Is listening to ASMR the loneliest thing possible?

I don't get it at all. I can see the appeal of cute girls whispering sweet nothings at you but all the ones I've listened to have way too much lip smacking, saliva swishing, and other mouth sounds. Annoying as fuck.

>>38833351
I don't understand why you fags like this shit so much.
I tried listening to it and it made me so fucking angry, it is fucking revolting hearing some gross whore's mouth-noises while I'm trying to relax

well, I don't know about that but it is my fetish, altough I don't think girls doing these kind of things knew their videos will end up being watched by aroused creepy guys

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>>38833473
>I don't think girls doing these kind of things knew their videos will end up being watched by aroused creepy guys

ha.. ah aha ahahHAHAHAHHAHHA. pls man tell me you don't believe this. women know what they are doing to guys when they do this, just like when they dress like a whore

>>38833502
you aren't wrong, but I picture them trying to arouse some Chad-like guys not the guys who really watch their stuff

>>38833396
>I don't get it at all. I can see the appeal of cute girls whispering sweet nothings at you but all the ones I've listened to have way too much lip smacking, saliva swishing, and other mouth sounds. Annoying as fuck.
i hate mouth sounds, too. there are a ton of other triggers.
it's emotional intimacy porn for the most part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOx-VRC5fFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8jUVci17vE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjPMZl3ceY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTjWHtxn_wY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQJrmt7usv0&list=PL6LjLUQJEXrpNJkT-OJh1KImGD6OIJ-td

>>38833473
>well, I don't know about that but it is my fetish, altough I don't think girls doing these kind of things knew their videos will end up being watched by aroused creepy guys
they get insane #s of views within 48 hours of upload from guys anxiously waiting, they get patreon monthly subscribers from those creepy guys, and many of them show cleavage and more (bluewhisper shows her ass often).

i like such limited music that i just listen to it so i dont have to hear silence and its relaxing

Its not arousing, it just gives you shivers.

Also fuck whispering girls, most people prefer sounds like sharpening knives or brushing on mic

Mean asmr is diamonds originally

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>ASMR has become synonymous with the "girlfriend roleplaying" and lewd bullshit roasties are marketing as "ASMR"

Women always ruin cool shit lads.

ASMR is the gayest shit I've ever seen

ASMR and foot fags should just kill themselves

>>38833351
No. That would be buying nudes of girls online like cosplayers/patreon sluts. There are a lot of great sounds and it's my "white noise" to help me relax and sleep at night instead of my mind racing. The worst content is when the girl betrays how stupid she is and tries to talk about something out of her depth. If you find the right ones/non-turbo roasties then it's nothing at all like a pseudo-gf, it's incredibly relaxing sounds.

It feels good and doesn't have to be perverted at all. Some reiki sessions are great but the biggest issue is that youtubes algos have fucked themselves to the point where it gets hard to find smaller, better channels.

>>38833396
But that makes my penis big

Same shit as people who listen to let's players or anyone simulating a social interaction or simulated intimacy.

Think loneliest thing possible is when you give up on all that shit and start to wallow in your isolation.

>>38833351
I used to watch ASMR before it was a thing, like massage videos by some woman named Rita I think, I just like relaxing voices they put me to sleep, I also listened to some chick called WhisperCrystal, it wasn't asmr at that point, just whispering and relaxing audios

Then it became popular and the term ASMR was created by GentleWhispering I think. Anyway not that long ago I watched girlfriend roleplaying videos because I'm a sad loser, but now I just find that shit distracting and annoying, I prefer medical shit and roleplays related to something like that, I don't like watching "sexy" asmr shit or any bullshit like that

But I don't know what the big deal is, I like to watch it because it puts me to sleep a lot quicker, why the fuck do people need to throw a tantrum and say "it's lonely shit for creeps" when you just want to have a nice quick sleep

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I think it's weird, maybe it's a generational thing. You're either masturbating mentally or physically or distracting/escaping. This is autistic fucking shit and I do in fact have autism.

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MassageASMR is the best one out there. Almost every single one of the female "ASMRtists" usually have shit sound/mics or just do lipsmacking sounds. Heatherfeather is the only female one I can really handle, maybe LauraLemurex as well but she has dropped in quality over the time and I don't really like her videos that much anymore.

Dmitri might be somewhat autistic but he pleases my autistic mind and let's me go to sleep easier.

>>38835226
People either have the famous "tingles" or they don't. The ones who don't get really angry because, without the main effect, all the paraphernalia just looks silly.
Imagine what dancing would look like to a deaf-mute who couldn't feel the vibration of the music.

>>38835606
>Dmitri might be somewhat autistic but he pleases my autistic mind
He pleases my nonautistic mind with his autism. The dude puts a lot of dedication on this.

>>38835646
If you're looking for full autism there's Ephemeral Rift, MassageASMR has excellent audio because I think the dude is a sound engineer or something

>>38835606
What about Ppomo? I've liked some of her stuff but haven't delved too deeply yet.

>>38835683
It's the same dude. I listen to both.

Tingles, cummies, either way it's programming, its as bad as heroin or junk food, I know it sounds preachy but NOTHING you like is good for you because you start dying the day you are born.

>>38835606
Dimitri is the best ASMRtist out there.

>>38835699
If everything is bad, nothing is

Can't sleep properly until Latte has checked my cranial nerves and Threemilk has spewed her pure concentrated autism into my soundchutes.

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I listen to anime asmr that's exclusively breathing sounds. i got some special sleeping headphones for it too so i could be comfy and listen to it while holding my dakimakura and if I focus really really hard and thinking about what it would feel like to really hold her and hear her breathing, i can almost, almost, feel it.

if it has anything aside from breathing and maybe some quiet background ambiance like crickets or a fireplace or rain it pisses me off and I can't listen to it.

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>>38835683
>Ephemeral Rift
This is pretty good, thanks for the recommendation. Now I can listen to another autist whisper into my ears until I fall asleep.

>>38833351
I listen to the ones for falling asleep, it really relaxes the mind and prevents you from worrying about the things that keep you up at night.

>>38835792
>i got some special sleeping headphones for it too
What kind of headphones? Looking for a new pair or earbuds because my current one (which is a shitty spare headset) I use isn't that comfortable and I have to lay on my back or the headphones will go against the pillow and I will feel even more uncomfortable.

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>>38835722
arbitrary orgcano

>>38835903
i got some cozyphones off of amazon. they're like a headband with flat soft speakers in them that you can position so they're right on your ears.
they'd be more comfy if i had less hair, but they're still a million times more comfy than earbuds when lying down. I'm looking forward to winter nights with them desu

>>38835943
Do they have good audio quality? I mean they can be how comfy as much as they want but if they have shit audio I'm not really interested. Is sleeping with earbuds not comfortable? I've slept with my headphones on so I would assume earbuds would be more comfortable than the headphones.

>>38836012
Yeah the audio quality is decent. I'm not that kind of audiophile so I can't autistically describe if its good or bad in what way but I have no real complaints. They were only like, $14 anyway.

I hate sleeping with earbuds because i like to sleep on my side.

>>38836047
>I hate sleeping with earbuds because i like to sleep on my side.
I also like to sleep on my side but I can't because I have headphones. Laying on my back works but it isn't as comfortable as laying on the side. Atleast the ASMR part kicks in and I get to sleep rather fast so I don't really have to mind laying on my back.

>>38835903
>Looking for a new pair or earbuds
For sound quality you want earphones that seal (IEMs (in-ear monitors)). I think the HJE120 is a good budget option. Or ask /hpg/ >>>/g/61717475

EphemeralRift is autistic as fuck but I love him

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>>38833351

I listen to Old Gods from WoW, does that count as ASMR?

>death is close
>you are weak
>you betray your friends
>pluck their wings, leave them broken
>all things has souls, all souls can be devoured
>eyes are the windows to the soul, shatter them forever
>all should bow before you, make them!
>you are already dead
>gorge your hatred
>caress your fear
>voice your doubts
>you can never leave this place, there's no way home
>all of your friends are dead
>nobody's coming to save you
>your allies left you behind
>you cannot succeed, your cause is hopeless
>you're too weak to defeat Him
>you will resr in Ny'alotha
>madness will consume you

Isn't that just amazing?

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>>38838558
That was a great post. I would buy you reddit gold, but this is 4chan so I'm just gonna call you a nigger and faggot

>>38835743
>Latte
Good taste but I'm more of a Dana guy myself.

>>38835831
Hey, anon, check out PhoenicianSailor!

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>>38838813
>>38835743
Finally, some patrician taste!

new Darya Lozhkina bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seTgvm8VTHM&t

>listen to earlicking asmr
>all the blood flowing away from my brain makes me tired

>>38836131
get on mah level nigger - Agatha and her loli Japanese asmr gibberish... thu a surroundsoundzzzzzzz system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuIdJ7uU574&t=811s

who the fuck listens to asmr if it's a guy