Roasties only like him now because he's famous

>>38833058
Does he still tell staceys to just fuck off whenever they try to flirt with him?

>>38833058
Also he has money for a fuckin' suit

>>38833149
he gets them for under 10$ at thrift stores like goodwill

famous.... nah, they care more about the money

>>38833058
Women love famous guys with high status

Shocking

>>38833093
This is one of the reasons I love the brah. He refuses to sell out to Stacies.

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Review brah is the best!

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>>38833058
He is as close to a god as a mortal can possible be

>>38833058
that's the dilemma isn't it? do they like me because of me? or because of my accomplishments? and every big celebrity has to ask themselves. but what i would say is "Isn't your accomplishments make you who you are?"
we love you jon

>>38833294
>women don't see the mans personality, only his achievements that the personality has achieved
Roasties not even once

>>38833333

HE KEKED ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38833331
are you implying his personality is fake?

>>38833331
>tfw your personality hasn't achieved anything

>>38833354
this is the difference between jon and celebrities. he is a real person. from day one. he has never assumed some sort of celebrity personality from what i have observed. he is still the same person. as long as he doesn't succumb to commercialization (which he won't) he will be the same ol reviewbrah as we know and love. he doesn't even accept monetary contributions to give good reviews. he is pure, and that is why i love his channel

>>38833356
>be me at art school
>some roastie is telling her bf to stop making fun of me
>can tell she thinks its funny though because she's smiling
>months later they aren't even dating
>accidentally impress the roastie one day by winning this prize for this big animation thing I made
>she also really likes the animation
>roastie now kind of orbits me but I don't talk to her because I unironically hate rosaries because I was traumatized by them in HS
>now all her orbiters are mad at me
>tfw I just wanted to make my fucking art in peace
>she has another bf now but she still talks to me
>I'm so lonely now I try to talk with her instead of ignoring her but I'm shit at conversations
>she's a nice girl sort of
I think this is what Hitler must have felt like.

>>38833441
How does he make money to survive? Is it all from his parents or what?

>>38833331
i realize this is who i am talking to. i love your channel, but dude you aren't just the sum of your achievements. you made these accomplishments. you made these strides. your success is only due to you

>>38833331
don't ever stop with the VORW i need that to go to sleep. your voice is so calm

>>38833506
I'm not the brah, sorry. I don't think he even browses /r9k/ or 4chan

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>>38833480
you were right in your observation but that doesn't mean every roastie is the same. give life a chance please! we need more people like you in the world ,jon

>>38833354
I'm implying that review brah is more than just his Internet fame. Review brah is a person, roasties see him as his Internet fame, but they don't see him as a person. Roasties only see his accomplishments, not him. His personality isn't put on, and its his personality that results in the fame, but roasties ONLY see the fame and nothing else.

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>>38833592
dude i love your VORW's. ignore the roasties that know you as your internet fame. THERE ARE MILLIONS of women out there. don't be sad jon i feel the same way and i don't have internet fame like you

just listen to this and everything will make sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqfpkTTy2w

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Why can't he have proper posture?
If he's going to go out of his way to dress professionally, why can't he carry himself with confidence?

He looks so self-conscious

What roasties are crushing on Reviewbrah?

>had a dream
>I was dating the 'brah
>he was wearing weird early 2000s wigster clothes
>we were hanging out in a hotel room
>listening to "Mr Carter" on an AM radio
>we laugh
>we hug

It was a weird one alright. Jon seems really cool, though.

>>38833737
Because he is a beta

>>38833294
Fuck off you whiny incel manbaby.

A man has to put in effort for women to like him. He must PUT IN creative to the world for things to happen. Even a handsome man will just have girls twirl their hair and glance at him unless he DOES something.

Reviewbrah has used his active masculine powers to attract bitches. This is how life goes. Yet whiny betas WISH they were women.

You WISH you could just stand around and have nervous girls try to bang you. That's not how life goes. Even married men get cucked because of it.

>"Oh I've proven myself, she's married me! Now I can stop producing"

That's not how it goes.

>>38833941
stop projecting. i am a cyborg. you don't want to attract american women. or any other women like that. women suck no doubt, but that's the game we play. the game we all play

Review brah got famous? What happened, did his channel explode or something?

Someone fill me in

>>38834050
he got over 30k subs in less than a week. if this growth continues his channel will be exploding more than you realize

Reviewbrah knows what he wants. A girl that likes him for who he is rather than for his achievements.

>>38834456
i hope reviewbrah finds a companion. but i feel like if he does find a woman she will just be another yoko

don't let that fame get to your head John, you aren't
that famous yet, and if they follow you, then they would know you don't have much in the ways of financial options

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I just want Reviewbrah to be happy

I liked reviewbrah back when barely anyone subbed him and he was an obscure chan meme. I don't think popularity will help his channel

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>>38834760
i want him to make VORW's until i die

>>38834850
it's clearly getting to his head if he thinks roasties like his fame more than him. he hasn't even peaked yet

I know you are here Jon. i will give you one piece of advice. ignore women, and acquire currency

>>38833575
>andkon

God, that brings back memories.

>>38835052
He needs more advice than that

Fix your fucking posture and stop putting so much gel in your hair while you're at it

Luv yu Jon

>>38833575
i didn't know this guy could be so brutal at roasting people. he seems so nice. i love him for it even more

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>>38836065
he's not wrong Jon

>>38834079
Holy shit. So he's about to become super famous. Damn. Any idea what sparked it?

>>38836420
if you want my opinion? just us fans talking about him. people read us talking about him, and then they check out his channel. it's great. it's not just food reviews or energy drink reviews. the VORW's are the best imo. he has some variety in his channel that keeps people coming back for more. plus to some he is a living memelord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKH8HUKVYn8

>there are people in this thread right now that really think brah posts on 4chan

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>>38836459
He truly is the role model of our time.

I guarantee at least a couple of girls liked him in high school, but he was too oblivious,
they were probably shy nice girl, though

>>38836499
sup reviewbrah

>>38836531
what would the world look like if everyone was reviewbrah? i can only imagine the hilarity out everyone and everything being rated out of 10

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>you may notice one thing in common with all my videos
>Ears.
I wish nothing harmful in this world to befall this man. He is a blessing to my life