cleaning my room

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its a really small room, hard to navigate with all my dtuff

>>38832726
thats my cum deposit, unsure how to get that out if the house, I didn't realize it was full, I just jerk and throw without checking

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piss bottle collection already in the garbage along with some food and stuff from my last job I never threw out

It smells

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I forgot about this stuff, it smells a bit weird, probably only a year old though

keep em coming.

empty everything when they are in work or throw the piss bottles out without emtpying them.

Take a full panoramic pic of the room, what are you working with

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>>38832847
hold on it's small another is coming

>>38832726
Get a big trash and just start dumping shit in there so your parents don't have to see it as you empty it.

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>>38832885
okay here's the other side, just pulledbout the desk for this shit, gonna look

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>>38832898
trying

also here's the other behind the desk, it's a good thing I keep my window tacked shut I guess

the neighbors usually look at me funny so I sealed it

not that this is in view bit I don't want them to see me cleaning

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oh no this is heavy

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you guys think this is still edible? pretty hard but looks good, only about 8 months old given the last time I ordered pizza hut

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found a cumsock and some breadsticks among other food debris

How has that food not been eaten by hordes of ants and other bugs?

>>38833050
I don't allow openings into my room

also I don't know what this is, it was by my litterbox

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>>38833080
Sorry forgot pic here it is I have no clue but it's soft

>>38833080
>my litterbox
>my

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>>38833104
another wet bag of something from litterbox area

>>38833122
yeah

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>>38833170
found some pieces of a sandwoch, they're rock hard

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I actually don't know what this is but it smells strongly of fish

I feel sick, it's all over my room I might have to unseal the window

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thats like 8 hentai s worth of fun

I even found an old jacking banana

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some recent dishes from when I started eating healthy

they just told me to get rid of my litterbox too

fuck me honestly today is sad

clean all that shit and unseal the windows. let in some daylight. i will notice how you will feel better after some time. staying in a room without daylight forever fucks you up.

>>38833361
>that mold
>that bone

how old are you anon ?

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thread is dying

here's my litterbox I just take the lid off and brace against the walls

it's like a piss bottle but for shutting

sophisticated, not like a bucket

we had a cat a long time ago but it died so I took it's litterbox

>>38833446
wait...what ?
do you piss or shit in there ?

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found this bone under some cum rags

look it's a boner now heh

>>38833462
shit mostly

I have bottles for piss so I don't have to get up

>>38832783
What the hell? Why wouldn't you empty the bottles before tossing them?? And why the hell wouldn't you recycle the bottles instead of throwing them in the trash?

>>38833503
can you recycle bottles after you've pissed in them?

>>38833516
dude you are just an ape.

>>38833497
Wow, pretty smart, anon. Does it hide the smell pretty well?

>>38833446
WTF DUDE !!!
why would you shit in the cat litter ? do your parents know this ?

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difference in carpets, the bed loft desk thing has been in since we moved in

I've never vacuumed

>>38833569
yeah, almost perfectly

>>38833619
they found out today when they checked my progress, that's why I have to get rid of it

I really fancy catgirls so it's like a brief moment that I'm living in my fantasy of marrying one, all our lifestyle habits converted to keep her happy

my dog came in and retched and left

I feel offended

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gotta clean these real quick, moms yelling

>>38833735
I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

>>38833755
wait really? I don't have any

my last one moved away for college and blocked me

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this thing is supposed to be green, haven't seen it in the light for a while

it's a bulbasaur if anyone was curious

It used to sit in my bed

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here he is, bulbasaur again

I wonder if they'll let me near the washing machine

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this is my gym mask, for working out

>>38834080
Why do you work out in a mask?

>>38834100
father says my face makes people uncomfortable

want to see it on??

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>>38834100
>why does he wear the mask
if i pulled that off, would you be able to work out?

WOULD YOU PUT SOME FUCKING SOCKS ON, YOU ANIMAL? No one wants to see that.

but yeah I bought at a Halloween sale so that people wouldn't look at me in public

>>38834151
I would probably be more uncomfortable if I saw you in the gym with the mask on honestly.
Sure let me see

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How the hell do you live like this?

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I bet OP doesn't even have a cum tissue mountain.

>>38834181
probably not, I don't leave the house without it on, haven't for years

>>38834196
I am sorry I will put socks on please don't yell

>>38834202
here you go! I don't mind showing the mask it's pretty comfy

>>38834206
what do you mean? I have a good life >>38834211
scroll up, you can see it posted

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>>38834252
fuck I'm sorry I'm getting lightheaded from the smell

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I found my pikachu, it's like 12 years old

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now I have all my friends back, although pikachu a little abused, probably from being in the bottom of the cum tissue box

ok you found pikachu, but have you found your purpose in life?

>>38834346
your room is looking better already gj

>>38834368
I try not to think about that

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>>38834384
thank you

also guys I found My Little Fleshlight from four years ago or so

>>38834428
I've been working hard I'm gonna take a break and use it for old times sake five me 5 minutes

>>38834503
Vid of using it if you can

>>38834522
no

also, changed my mind, I can't jerk off with this anymore it'd feel weird

we're back on track, taking apart my desk

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father gave me a communist shape saw because I can't hurt anyone with it, but this wood is hard to break with my foot and head so I have to use it I convincned him

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this is what im sawing, its hard

it's a hard saw life

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you can actually peel dust off a computer, that's cool

You're fucking disgusting
Please keep posting

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I forgot what this was for, probably old math homework from years ago, I only found this drawer because I cracked my head into it

>>38833913
looks still green to me

>>38834866
You have nice handwriting and taking neat notes.
What went wrong anon

>>38832709
didnt know what loft bed desks were until today, thanks op. i plan on buying myself one of these later on

>>38834937
nothings wrong anon, also I'm unseating the window my mom is yelling she can smell my room from downstairs

>>38832709
OP, you truly are an ultra NEET. I commend you.

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that's from when I pissed out the window until the neighbors noticed and I sealed it up

>>38835013
Holy shit. what went wrong??

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using ym gym strength to just rip these bolts out, hex wrench is broken

>>38835013
you have quite the sexy toenails op

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hurray! I did it!

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years ago they called me shrek for my raw strength

they all left me but sometimes I like to roar when I work out or break things

>>38835034
you like my toes??

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>>38834266

You have very pretty eyes, like those of a new born baby or an animal.

I've only seen pretty, pristine eyes like that in adults when it's either old people who are senile & halfway to losing their mind, or people who are insane; like, killing their whole family and eating them sort of insane.

Good job, I guess. At least you got pretty eyes.

I'm not convinced you don't leave the house much, you look in good shape and you're not pale

>>38835013
Did you make a thread when that happened? Or did another robot go through the same ordeal?

>>38835013

Are these pictures reposted from elsewhere? From this picture it's very bright outside. It's 10 PM at night at the east coast of the US, and even on the west coast it'd be 7 PM and sun would be close to setting. It's dead in the night in europe, too.

>>38835185
I go to the gym and sometimes I hide in trees in the park to watch people, it's like having friends, I'm also Italian so my natural skin is darker, I do leave the house, just not to be around anyone

>>38835179
thank you, I'm not senile or crazy, father says I may have early Alzheimer's in a few years though

this is like having friends again, thank you guys for joining me, this is the most I've talked with people in months

>>38835238
no, I live in the northwest, I'll timestamp my window for you, this is all mine

>>38835238
it's still sunny on west coast

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>>38835239
>father says I may have early Alzheimer's in a few years though

Why? Some weird genetic thing or just his fatherly speculations based on your lifestyle?

>>38835179
don't lie to him dude actually looks like a psychopath with how wide his eyes are open. OP, please get your shit together. I feel ill pretending I'd ever have to see you in your murder mask.

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>>38835215
might been me, I've brought it up before here, but I've also seen it a lot

>>38835238
here you go, it's only about 7 here and it stays bright late

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>>38835314
genetics

guys look I found a friend, the first bug to enter my swamp in months

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>>38835315

It's no lie. They do look like crazy people eyes as I mentioned, but nonetheless they are very pretty. Perfect whites, nary a bit of veins or redness in them.

>>38835329

Got me convinced bro, good job. Or should I say foot job?

Post dick I bet it's a good size

>>38835392

Dude no, OP's such a gentle giant for sharing these with us. No asking for dick, please.

OP, do not post dick. Just keep doing whatever you were doing.

>>38835372
please I'm not crazy I just have big eyes

>>38835392
no, my dick is small and I feel bad exposing anything but my feet or the mask


oh god the smell from my litterbox is killing me, I shouldn't have left it open

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I can reuse this shelf, I didn't break it

father will he proud, I thought ahead

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>>38835422

Your eyes just have an inhuman quality to them, like they resemble the eyes of a gorilla more or something.

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>>38835484
that's okay nobody really treats me like a human, gorillas are cool

I found some matches, should I light them??

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>>38835501

Why would no one treat you like a human? How do your parents and other family members treat you? It sounds like you're still in your late teens or early 20s.

>>38835548
I'm mostly just "around", not really acknowledged, I'm a bit if a disappointment but I'm trying

I'm 20

broke outbthe vacuum finally getting somewhere

>>38835256
You in Oregon or Washington?

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>>38835591
hurray! now I can put clean things against this wall and work outwards!

also don't worry about me, I'm having fun cleaning now, it's even been worth having to get rid of the litterbox

>>38835591
Do you plan on moving out of your parents house? i'm not judging i'm genuinely curious

>>38835675
yes I would like to, I want to have some lizards

I'm not trying to be useless, I'm just a bit slow, that's all

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I got sidetracked and lit the matches, they made the area smell better

keep dat room clean and no more doodoo in litterbox!!!!

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I found this thing

I've never seen it before

I named it Peep

Why can't you shit and piss in the toilet like a normal human?

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>>38835673
>it's even been worth having to get rid of the litterbox

But where will you poop in the future?

At least the carpet look very clean now.

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>>38835787
Peep and the crew

okay back to work

>>38835789
I do, I even have my own bathroom so I don't have to share with mom and dad so o use that too

sometimes i get distracted and forget I have it

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building up new desk area

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No place for my weapons yet

the axe is my favorite, anyone know how to hang weapons safely?

and yes, father knows, he says I may have them as long as I never take then outside, no guns though

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found my favorite knaifu

>>38836156
Use it to take revenge on those that made you this way

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oof

anyone still around or should I be done posting?

>>38836225
nobody made me this way, I would also never hurt anyone that's bad

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>>38836228
jesus, that's unexpected

>>38836066

Geez man, between the weapon collection, the murder mask, the psycho eyes, the piss jugs, litter box, the cum rag mountain and my little pony fleshlight, you're just a massacre away from international fame.

Who's gonna be your first victim? Gonna eat them too?

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>>38836156

Do you bite your nails a lot?

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>>38836282
Meh, it could be worse.

>>38836298
please i wouldn't hurt anyone

>>38836324
no, I despise uncut nails so I keep them cut as close as possible

>>38836341
is that a pic from you??

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please keep posting opee

>>38836388
Nah, just an example. Worse stuff could crawl into your tower.

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there was a cake of dirt on the fans

the hentai distributor is back in business

I need to go get my new desk, one sec

>>38832709
Try this once you finish cleaning your room. Plenty of choices anon.
https://darebee.com/

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here's my dirty keyboard, gonna clean it now

>>38836483
thank you anon, I don't know what that is but I'll look when I'm done

>>38832709

OMG, you have a V mask. I'm done, your parents are doing the right thing.

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>>38836576
what's a v mask??

also keyboard done, hurray!

>>38836368
at least you have good nail hygiene anon

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found this huge coin

>>38833275
This is literal toxic waste...you better fucking flush your house with acetone or something

>>38833361
Please explain the "your" litterbox?? So you seriously shit in a box like a cat?

>>38836722
Looks like an Eisenhower dollar coin, OP.

Ok you wear a mask whenever you go outside... but why?

>>38836760
This was explained earlier, but OP is... unconventional. Yes he shits in an old cat litter box

>>38836736
I'm sorry

>>38836760
yes

>>38836784
is that good?

>>38836836
so people don't have to look at me and my face doesn't draw attention, I make people feel weird I'm told

>>38836871
OP, i know you may not be comfortable with showing your face but I and many other anons NEED to know... why, why do you make people feel weird to a point where the mask makes them feel less weird.

>>38836903
apparently it's my eyes and smile, other anime say my eyes aren't human too

>>38836963
can we have a smile pic? just a smile

>>38836987

Leave gorilla anon alone, they're trying to clean their room!

>>38835179
>tfw my eyes are kind of like that
I'm a girl(male) tho

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>>38836963
anons*

Sorry for being slow I took a meat break

here is more space! well get this done tonight anons!

>>38836996
im sorry i'm just, well im perplexed but also interested. Gorilla anon is my muse, my reason for living at this very minute

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>>38837006
>I'm a girl(male) tho

Crazy confirmed.

>>38837034
>Crazy confirmed.
I'm not violent tho

>>38837030

Do you still play your guitar? Are you any good with it? I play the classical guitar but am so-so with it.

>>38836987
maybe when I'm done

>>38836996
its ok I don't mind

>>38837006
traps are okay

>>38837046
I'm a solid average, music brings me comfort

desk is almost set up, just waiting for cleansers to dry

this is a good thread opie, you seem like a pretty rad lad. don't let your parents get to you, I believe that you can achieve whatever you want to!

all the best, frienderino.

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>>38837096
>music brings me comfort

Me too. Don't ever stop playing.

>desk is almost set up, just waiting for cleansers to dry

You've done a very very fast job cleaning up that room. Kudos.

>>38833026
Eat it bro. Think of it as a fine wine. Fermented in your sweaty cum

please keep posting my robot friend. i want to see your face too if you dont mind. i want to see the face of a man who rips apart entire fucking desks.

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>>38837116
thank you, I am genuinely happy

>>38837118
thank you! hurray!

we're about 75 of 100 here anons, I've loved cleaning with you all

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>>38837200
Fuck yeah anon, YOU CAN DO IT!

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going downstairs takes too long for this

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>>38837258
good bye old bed

I fapped off to some great hentai to you

computer done, time to finish all this extra crap so I can move my new bed in

it's not new, none of it is, it's just new to me

if I finish I'll post smile I guess

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I'm so tired

but so close

this gorilla will finish his enclosure, don't worry anons, op delivers

I just need a bit longer

>>38837677
Good job OP, you deserve it.

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>>38837677

Hang in there! originalli

>>38837677
You can do it OP! It's 12:28 A.M. and you have already made my entire day!

OP post plz this is fun

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running out of posts to make until I'm done rip

unsure what I do with the bone

if you have ideas, I will try to deliver within reason

>>38837942
Break it and scatter the remains.

>>38837942

Just toss it in the trash man.

>>38837942
Make a bone flute

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found these, I wonder where I got them, father doesn't allow me near guns

>>38837942

take ur MORTAR AND PESTAL and crush the bone into BONE MEAL

mix into WATER BOTTLE with CHEMICALS to make a POTION

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I found my homemade snowglobe again

>>38838102
Is that hedwig in a mason jar??

>>38838133
yes it is actually

Hedwig in a mason jar

>>38838003
I second this. Bone flutes are cool.

vacuum and then bed! were so close anons, don't give up on me yet

you've all been so kind, I'll do a smile reveal at the end because you make me smile

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whst in the fuck..

how long have we been at it, anyways? I can't remember when I started

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fuck I have to move my desk or something this is a disaster

I'll out my dresser where my litterbox was, maybe I'll have space then

I can't give up

>>38838680
I believe in you OP, and I always will

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I found my bag of sand, it's been so long

It still smells like fish

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>>38838722
another big coin!!

>>38838743
You now have more monies.

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this is hard to figure out, not good at thinking like this

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>>38838916
father will appreciate my ingenuity

he must

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>>38839059
forgot about this book, this was about 5 years ago, father insisted

I didn't want it, I already watched hentai

>>38839087
Read it! To enrich yourself!

plz put me in the screencap reddit lol

You still there gorilla-anon?

>>38839291
I'm still here, liftibff out the last thing and then I should be almost done

I'm trying I'm sorry

>>38838722
>bag of sand
For what purpose?

>>38839307
to smell

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You seem to have a strange relationship with your dad....

>>38839330
What does it smell like? Does it remind you of the ocean?

>>38838722
like from the beach ?

>>38839348
>>38839369
yes to all of it, I love the ocean

>>38839414
we're close anons

so close

>>38839560
t minus like 20 minutes or something

smile incoming

>>38839714
I'm still here OP, doing great work lad

>>38839714
im still here op don't let me down

Does it really take this long to vacuum a room or are you doing something else?

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>>38839714
we did it! team effort!

I'm so very tired, but it's actually quite nice

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>>38839959
had to escape the house with the huge trash bags

>>38839961

great job OP, mother and father will definitely be happy with your progress. might even keep them off your back about getting a job for a little while

Tell me OP, are you going to let your room go to shit again in a week or actually try to maintain it now?

>>38839961
>>38839967
Nice work! I've only been lurking this thread but it's been fun. A clean room is always a good way to get a fresh start.

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>>38839967
and as promised, the final deliver, my smile

thank you all for joining me, this was a huge task but we all had fun and it was honestly one of the best days I've had in a long time

thank you for coming to the zoo to see a gorilla clean his enclosure

>>38840005
I am unsure

I can make no real promises

>>38840018
boy goddamn.

>>38840018
More forehead means a lot in kind of an innuendoway but mabye not, causee of the feet but what hwoudl anqeuivqaklent be for women,horniness? We all go to college i=and think we know what we are but whou the fuck even can make all these connections, I try oto pretend like it iodesnt bother me , shes happy gwith her guy and I keep thinking ,itwoul=dnt have workerd but Im LYI'ng ot my self we are destined but of course ou all have false perceptiopns and probalby just go"ooh cringe neckbverad m'lady" dyou dont fucking konwme or our suituation, she had a crush on me too. I ewant hentai to be real Iv'e given up ion the falsitudes just let me live in a fantay istn that wheat techonlogy is supposed to be offeringanyways??>? PLeasure so amazoing but the tradeoff is betteringb , reaching true englightenmoent as a person and not just hedonism? I want hedonism damit! Not this blah 4/10 orgasms from porn give me svirtual sex chambers beyond caligulas dreams its all fucking hollow I Miss GAMECATT why whont she come back to twitch???? COmeback ghamecatt come back gamecatt..........

>>38840085
im sorry what the fuck

I think you got the wrong thread

anyways, goodnight everyone, much fun and many thanks, I had so much fun

gorilla out

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>>38840085
uh, everything okay bud?

>>38840085
We need answers, anon

we're concerned

OP was not a faggot today!
well done, if i were your father id let you fuck me :3

>>38840187
i wouldn't say all that.

>>38836722
Keep that coin, might be worth something in 50 years cuz it's a commemorative.

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>mfw this entire thread start to finish

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>>38840393
>mfw this entire thread start to finish but original

>>38840018
straight up ainsley harriot rapeface smile

keep the mask on you fucking cave vermin

Cleaned my room recently as well, went from being in a similar state to yours before to being not completely disgusting. I'm not even sure where I found the energy to do it. Are you depressed at all OP? Because that's mostly why I let my room get so bad and why I delayed cleaning it for such a long time.

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this thread-a rollercoaster of emotions, it made me laugh, it made me smile, feel anger and feel fear. But our hero overcame. Thank you OP for making us believe

>>38840603
I aspire to be like OP. Quietly strong willed and motivated. He seems thoughtful, while somewhat degenerate, but I can tell he cares a lot for something.

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>>38839961
>>38839967
Good shit, anon. Keep sorting yourself out.

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>>38834151
Why would you allow your father to say that to you, he is basically insulting you to hide you.

>>38840829
>jordan memerson
kek

Kinda wish you'd return to your old ways now anon. Too bad the folks will blow their top

Good on you
Used to be like that
Got a little better
Keep it up dude

>>38840085
Not sure if very drunk or deliberately poorly written.
Got the gist of it tho. Jesus dude.

>>38832913
That's a fucking nice desk, good taste brobot

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>>38839967
>>38839961
Looks very nice gorillanon. I'm proud of you :)

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>>38839961
Great work Gorilla Anon, we're very proud of you and love you.

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Composite image I just created of gorilla anon. Is this accurate enough?

>>38841958
Jesus christ now that is the stuff of nightmares

>>38841958
Holy fuck delete that right away

>>38841958
gorilla anon can't be that bad, if you're still here OP ditch the mask it makes you look like a serial killer.

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Shit i'm too late. Good job with your room OP. Im just wondering what went wrong with your live, like noone ''''''normal''''' have a room like that and that mask. Just curious. Like every rob have a mental illness or child trauma, and you said you are ok. Don't want to make you feel bad Gorilla OP. Loved this thread, keep up the good work

>>38832709
Someone should screencap to serve as way to inspire other anons to clean their rooms

>>38842568
I only make shit screencaps and dont know what to highlight so Im just gonna screenshot all of it

>>38832709
Can i get a tl;dr on this thread?

>>38842598
or not because my internet is dying now and I cant even open the pictures

>>38840018
I bet you bite so good <3 Hngg

>>38832991
>>38833026
what kind of dumb fag lets all that food go to waste

>>38835179
>I've only seen pretty, pristine eyes like that in adults when it's either old people who are senile & halfway to losing their mind, or people who are insane; like, killing their whole family and eating them sort of insane.
u-um, is this a common view of people with eyes like that?
asking for a friend

>>38842895
a fatty, that is who does that

>>38837942
put it in in your ass

>>38842935
i stuff myself till I'm sick if I overorder food, and if I can't do that I just make sure it's my next meal.
Op is dumb fuck clearly shown by how he lets food go to waste and can't organize his room

>>38833026
thats sad that you let those nice bred sticks go to waste and the cake looks fine just heat that bitch up in the microwave and clean ya room mang.

>>38833080
picture of the human litterbox pls

>>38843049
bumping this cause litterbox

>>38833446
HOLY SHIT my sides

>the cat died so i just took its litterbox

ahahahahahaahah this takes piss and shit jugs to the next LEVEL

>>38833446
pics of you pissing in it anon

>>38834682
>communist shape saw

Its a coping saw mate

>>38833711
good doggo

gud boy

>>38832885
You play guitar op?

>>38843161
pls tell me i am a good doggo in a sexual way :c

>>38832991
>""""only"""" 8 months
Wew

>>38835315
yeah the whites showing at the top of his eyes is telling indeed

seems like an interesting thread tho

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>>38833318
>old jacking off banana

w..wut?

>>38833478
why do you have a human bone?

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thanks op for the great thread! i will always remember you

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>>38833711
lmfao originally

>>38843233
oh yer a saucey little doggo boi arent ya lol

>>38843500
do a girl version m8 gotta pretend to be a trap

>>38839961
>>38839967
It's straight ahead from here Anon, make your parents proud. They love you very much.

Sorry OP, if I was your parent I would have beaten you to death by now

>>38835108
That's really cute anon. Who were "they"?

>>38835710
>I'm just a bit slow,

How were your grades in school? Do you have a job?

I feel for you my man I want to hug you

>>38836066
Are those real? Where did you buy them from/ what do you use them for?

You could hang them up with nails in walls

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>>38833446
>we had a cat a long time ago but it died so I took it's litterbox
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>38836495
You play WoW?

>>38837677
>this gorilla will finish his enclosure

Poetry

Thanks op, entertained me at work while it was quiet

>>38843688
oh ive been mistaken for a girl before in looks and voice so its not hard to pretend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsC1AY1RISY


apesmah yer cage is too dirty

Legendary thread, godspeed gorilla anon

Great job OP
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Good job gorillanon, now go and make your parents proud they love you very much

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op here again, thought this thread would be dead by now

>>38843305
I used to use banana peels to jerk off

>>38843331
its a deer bone

>>38843882
friends I used to have

>>38844019
yeah


thank you all for the encouraging words

also sorry but the mask stays

please stop making pictures of me they are very odd

>>38845409
gotta go though, back to sleep

if it's still up I'll come back again

Good work on the room OP. Thanks for taking us with you on this journey. Don't worry about the haters. They aren't helpful.

OP you did a very good job, I'm proud of you. If anyone saw this room now they'd say op seems like a pretty regular/cool dude.