ANNUAL BETA UPRISING

>>38829397
FEMALE GENOCIDE NOW

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>>38829397
You ain't gonna do shit and you know it.

>>38829397
Maybe next year, I don't feel comfortable leaving my shell just yet

>>38829453
JUST WAIT NORMIE. YOUR DENIAL WILL NOT STOP THE BULLETS!

>>38829454
Hey you wanna go to the beta uprising with me anon? I don't really know anyone else that's going and I think we'd have fun if we went together

F-fucking normies! No really. Fucking normalfags and even the failed normies who pretend to understand.

My name is nottem portent

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SHOW THEM PAIN, NOT MERCY BROTHERS

THIS YEAR WE RISE

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REMEMBER HOW THEY SCORNED YOU.

TAKE BACK WHAT IS YOURS!
JOIN THE UPRISING!

>>38829397
You losers have been putting it off for three years and you expcet that you're gonna do something now. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk you fucking pussies, same with the day of the rope fags.

I would fucking love it if this actually happened

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It began and ended with the same sound. A roar of laughter.

For three straight days, the betas rose up like frogs emerging from the earth during a torrential rain storm, dragging with them the miasmatic stench that permanently haunted their underground dens. They came by the scores, crying and wielding piss bottles and jugs of their own feces.

They painted the neighborhoods with their excrement and shaved their heads and wore white face paint while feeling emotions that no man with testicles intact should feel.

"But why?!". The question was on the lips of every normal citizen watching these unwashed, out-of-shape blobs of failure crying and running amok in the streets.

"THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF!"

It was their credo... Their mantra. The police laughed as each one was shot by the modified riot control water blasters. The warm, soapy water killed them instantly. They had become one with stink, incorrigibly corrupted by their own filth.

One by one they were killed by the cleansing streams. Women stood outside to watch and laugh in histerics at the absurdity of their cause. They died reaching out to those women. Prostrated and having their life slip from them as the soapy water blasts them down the streets, they reach out, vision obfuscated and blurred with water. "T-That feel when no cute girl laughing at you die gf...." is all they would murmur.

When the last one fell, the laughter died down. Someone was going to have to clean this mess. No one was willing to do it. A truck mereIy dumped it's payload of dirt over their corpses and on top of that mound of dirt, a memorial was erected. A crying frog holding a gun.

It has since become a popular hangout for young couples to go and be intimate. It has also been tagged with much graffiti, most of which reads "Chad wuz here :^)"

LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
FUKING HATE THEM THEY FUCK GIRLS THAT I WANT, I GET REJECTED BY GIRLS EVERYTIME AND THEY EVEN MESS WITH ME. I HATE THEM ALL
we should kill them all

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>>38829781
WE'LL BE WALKING OVER YOUR CORPSE SOON NORMALFAG

>>38829819
THEN JOIN US AND MAKE IT HAPPEN]

UPRISING NOW!!!!!

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS! DO THE SCHOOL SHOOTING THING PLEASE! BE GONE THOTS!
Seriously lads someone should try to do it next year.

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I hate to say this because I am a beta bot to. But there will be nothing that comes of this. Unless I see a mass shooting in the next week by one of you niggers than my hopes will be let down. Guess I'll go back to jerking off about femdom fantasies like usual.

>>38829852
As if soap could stop a smug pepe. Wojacks and sadfrogs are for logistical support.

Uprising now

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>>38829957
YE OF LITTLE FAITH WILL BE PURGED WITH THE NORMIES.

WHEN THE BULLETS START FLYING YOU'LL EITHER BE NEXT TO US OR IN FRONT OF US.

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>>38829999
>Shooting people who are more beta than you

You are not a true robot, you're just like a normie.

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THEY SHALL TORMENT US ROBOTS NO LONGER. THIS ENDS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38829999
Quads has spoken.


The rivers will run red.

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>>38830013
JOIN US AND YOU'LL BE SPARED, STAND IDLY BY AND WE'LL LABEL YOU QUOD AMANS AB CHAD

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We need to make a meme like
blacks= big cock

Robots= nice intelligent never cheat bfs

Chad's = obnoxious cheaters don't trust them they make horrible bfs there looks will fade

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How many betas tried to rise this year? We got the supermarket fag a couple of months ago, but I can't remember any more.

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It's been a bad year for beta uprisings this year. Are millennial to vain to an hero?

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I WILL REDUCE THEM ALL TO MOUNTAINS OF SKULLS AND RIVERS OF BLOOD

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>>38830261
NOT ENOUGH

>>38830185
THERE IS ONLY 2 MEMES IN THE UPRISING
CHAD OR FROG

I hate you normalfags for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Anon KID come along, ohh fucking nooo.

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>>38830468
WE WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER

SHOW THEM YOUR HATRED

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>>38830511
The human race sucks. human nature is smuthered out by society, jobs, and work and school. instincts are deleted by laws. I see people say things that contradict themselves, or people that dont take any advantage to the gift of human life. they waste their minds on memorizing the stats of every college basketball player or how many words should be an a report when they should be using their brain on more important things. the human race isnt worth fighting for anymore. you go to school, to get used to studying and learning how youre "supposed to" so that drains or filters out a little bit of human nature. but thats after your parents taught you whats right and wrong even though you may think differently, you still must to have more of your human nature blown out of your ass. society trys to make everyone act the same by burying all human nature and instincts. Thats what school, laws, jobs, and parents do If they realize it or not and them, the few who stick to their natural instincts are casted out as psychos or lunatics or strangers or just plain different. crazy, strange, weird, wild, these words are not bad or degrading.. if humans were let to live how we would naturaly it would be chaos and anarchy and the human race wouldnt probably last that long, but hey guess what, thats how its fuckin supposed to be!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LETS MAKE THEM PAY but how? none of us are going to kill anyone

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REEEEEEEE

DIE NORMALFAGS DIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38830667
. . . yet

the day will come, anon

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>>38830667
IT'S NOT KILLING
IT'S PEST REMOVAL

What is the answer to the normalfag question? How do we remove this poisonous forest?

>>38829397
I'm planning my uprising for October 15 for a few reasons.
>1. it's basically the 1st anniversary of when I first tried to get back at my former oneitis
>2. It's around the day when my former oneitis has her period(calculated it because autism) so I get a bigger reaction :^)
>3. The 15th is important because March 15 is when I first realized I was being manipulated by my former oneitis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K02XsI4zb7s

Listen to this dumb bitch cry in the beginning, so satisfying.

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>>38830769
R E M O V E N O R M I E S
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>>38830806
You're planning an uprising? What are you going to do? Exciting. Don't disclose anything if you're serious.

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>>38830769
>the sheep are plotting against the wolves

We've been too lenient. Too tolerant. It's time to remind you where you stand in the natural order of things.

>>38830806
I guess my birthday will be a special day after all

>>38830856
their height and physical fitness aren't going to stand a chance against my .308

>>38830849
>>38830864
nothing dangerous, otherwise I wouldn't care about her reaction lel

but I have a feeling she(and two others) were involved in something that ruined my life up until now, so i'll basically do the same thing to her

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While Dylan was a failed normalfag at best (had female friends, went to prom) Eric was truly one of us.

>hated by many
>hated everyone
>escapism through vidya

>>38830913
Tell the story anon desu

>>38830971
to put it short i shitposted to one of the two others, they called it sexual assault

There's only been isolated incidents of lone robots who've had enough, when are they going to organize a small heavily armed team and fuck up a normalshit concert or something? Hundreds dead, waking up to that on the news would be like waking up on Christmas morning x1000

Is this Vlad again doing his usual /r9k/ uprising?

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The shitheads I'm forced to work with, most of my family, the customers I'm forced to cater to for a measly paycheck, I fucking hate them all.

SEE IF YOU'RE A NORMIE:
>did you go to prom?
>have you always hated people?
>have people always hated you?
>do you fap at least once a day?
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
>do you have a functioning social life?

youre not gunna do shit lmao
never have
never will

>>38831148
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>It depends if i'm trying a failed attempt at nofap.
>Still a virgin at 20
>Yes
>No.

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>>38831148
>no
>yes
>yes
>depends, typically more than once
>KEK of course not
>yes
>of course not

BRING ON THE FUCKING UPRISING

>>38831148
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>somewhat

Can I still join? People who go outside need to die.

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>>38829397
all talk no bite

>>38829441
Might as well say human genocide now

>>38831465
>Might as well say human genocide now

I'm okay with this. Kill all women, and male normalfags, and let robots peacefully waste away in their rooms, or do whatever they want to do. A quaint and fun end for the human species.

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KILL EM ALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38831465
i was born from an artificial womb
i am the proof of the new thotless world
i am the one free man
follow me to true salvation

>>38831592
A world without succubi, we'll be colonizing other solar systems within centuries

>>38829889
Niggy I'm not exactly super alpha myself, I'm just realistic. Every year you faggots keep screaming for a beta uprising, and you never do anything

>>38830806
Oh I can't wait to read about this in the news.

YOU FAGGOTS BETTER ACTUALLY START KILLING THEM I SWEAR TO GOD YOURE GETTING MY HOPES UP

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>>38830094
I still do hope you do good on your word betas. If you do I might not off myself at the end of the summer

>>38831148
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT NO WERE NOT NORMIES AND THOSE NORMIES DESERVE TO GET GASSED IN A FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP

>>38831148
>No
>Yes
>No, most of them don't hate me that much but due to plenty of bad experiences in the past I can't bring myself to like them
>No I don't
>Yes I had just turned 17
>Pretty much, I don't really like my friends that much it's clear they only want me to be their group push-over because I'm a genuinely nice dude by nature the think they can fuck with me for no reason ''We're just pulling your tail Anon, no reason to be so upset, man. We like you dude'' yeah no fuck you, I'm done being the wolf pack Omega. So aside from going out running or going to the gym, yes I'm mainly in my room reading, playing vidya, watching series, watching youtube, being here with you fags, or training with my home equipment.
>Depends on what you mean by functioning. Maybe things will get better now that I am 19 and going you know where, but it will probably be just like High School.

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>>38831148
>No
>Depends on what you mean, does hating people since I was like 14 count?
>Yes
>More than once
>I didn't lose my virginity
>Yeah
>No I'm socially inept.

>>38832003
You know the uprisings not til October right?

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>>38832227
>October

Why October?

>>38832283
take a quick look at the original post faggot

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>>38831148
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes, 3 times a day
>Nope
>Yes
>OF COURSE NOT

LET THE UPRISNG BEGIN 1/10/17

I've got a cache of piss bottles ready to go

>>38832283
Because that's when it first started

>>38830806
Hello News

HARK, I HAVE BEEN MUTED FOR 2 SECONDS BECAUSE MY COMMENT WAS NOT ORGINAL

I'm going to launch a very socistcated plan at college.
>wait for big event near October
>leave big bowel of sugar free gummy bears out for anyone to eat
>watch the department rush to the small bathrooms to shit/vomit and cry.
Robots if you can do this too, it will not only not cause casualties, but it will create mayhem.

>>38830667
by making them uncomfortable. we shall all talk to them and not stop. they will never see it coming.

>>38831964
>>38832584
probably not gonna be news, see >>38830913

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>>38832714
That's sounds devilish Anon

>>38831554
How will we live without the normie paid neetbux?

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>>38830816
no mercer for the normies

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>>38832714
Just to make shit worse.
Buy some liquid ass off of Amazon.,
It's basically a spray that makes any room it's sprayed in fucking impossible to stay in, the stench is extremely revolting.
Use the spray and spray it in the bathrooms the normies will eventually go to and everywhere else you can.
It's essentially chemical warfare.

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>>38830816
i'm not about Eric and Dylan because they were just edgy normies but i love seeing normies world shake with dismay like they can't handle just A LITTLE of the uglyness robots have inside.

>>38831465

>women
>humans

It's not something that can actually be fully organized, but I truly believe if a couple martyrs start going off, others will follow.
There needs to be sparks to start the fire.

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takin ya back two years, buddo

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pic related is watching this thread like a hawk and loving every minute of it btw

>>38833470
Doubt they are. If they could not figure Randy Stair out then what are they gonna do with this?

You don't know who is a troll or not.

>>38832777
>The entire beta uprising roleplay is just a multi-year ploy to get robots pumped to leave their rooms and actually talk to people, and sort out the meme echochamber about Chads and normies from reality
A B S O L U T E L Y D E V I L L I S H

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>>38829397
YES YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVcAyEMM4Cc

>>38833527
fuck you actually make a good point.
but i guess the difference is Randy posted his shit on Youtube where billions of hours are uploaded every day.
4chan is monitored 24/7 by just about every single alphabet agency.
>>38833448
Perhaps but most likely not. I can't imagine the majority of robots have firearms or are even able to get them.

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>>38830667
>a week ago
>t. minus 26 hours, 35 minutes

my research needs more time. But when it's complete normos will be dropping left and right for no apparent reason just give me more damn time have faith in me.

This thread is disgusting and shocking.

Please tell me you are joking.

>>38833590
>robot discovered the actual wizard powers

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>>38833611
All normies must die.
You're either with us, or against us.
I highly suggest you pick the former.

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This is now a Pickle Rick thread!

>>38831148
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes
No

Fuck normalfags.

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Maybe next year guys, NOT!

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>>38833796
Hey *BURP* turn me over!

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>>38833863
IT'S PICKLE RICK MOTHER FUCKERS *BURP*

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>>38829397
i'm not moving a finger until confirmation of an massive scale operation involving all the betas is acutally happening

it is still too soon brother, the long night is almost over and the sunrise is nigh, but we're not quite there yet
save your 'tism for when you need it the most.

>>38831148
>with my family
>no
>yes
>yes
>18
>yes
>no

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>>38831148
>almost got thrown out because dad tried to force me to go and i engaged NEET mode
>i've been absued as a child in ht emiddle of the street and no one helped, instead they'd just flock around and take pictures
>no, it's more likely they don't even acknowledge i exist thus they don't even feel hate towards me
>3 times a day
>thight grip on KHHV title, currently 23
>only get out to grab snacks and shit
>teachers at college actually forced the other students to interact with me based on the fear that i'd someday comit suicide/ shoot up the place, so i guess no

THE DAY OF THE FROG IS HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38829397

>Beta siege weapons

Good thing I live in a fortress

t. Chad robot

>>38833273
Free of course. Finally, at last free.

>started working out
>been playing shit tons of FPS games
>have the perfect plan, also have B and C
>been at the firing range 10 hours a week
>have a job to pay for ammunition and guns
>multiple blueprints on the school
>have chains, nailboards, mustard gas and some pipe bombs
>also crafted melee weapons for the most suffering possible
I'll be ready.

>>38833957
it will involve black magic wont it?

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>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
no
>have you always hated people?
no
>have people always hated you?
yes
>do you fap at least once a day?
yes
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
no
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
no

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STOP
I know we're sad and alone but that doesn't make killing right.
WE ARE NOT MURDERERS
We have to be above them we have to show them we are not monsters
Violence solves nothing
THINK

>>38835829
You do know that there are a bunch of trolls here right? Plus if the last one didn't work then I don't think this one will go anywhere.

>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
once, was awful
>have you always hated people?
no
>have people always hated you?
no, i dont talk to people enough
>do you fap at least once a day?
yeah
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
no
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
no

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>>38835829
Violence begets violence. know that normies would do awful things to you if it could get away with it just because they could. they have already showed this to us at some point in our lives or we have witnessed it. They are animals, the sodoms and gehmorahs and every so often a mass seemingly yet very provoked massacre must keep them on their toes.

>>38829397
>This year we mean business.

Man, way to pick the perfect slogan for this flop in the making. You should use that every year.

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>>38836008
No even if they hate us we can't just kill innocent people
We have to be better than this
Senseless violence can never bring peace.

>>38835829
>We have to be above them we have to show them we are not monsters
when has this ever solved anything?

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>>38836076
neither will being their doormats

reminder that the next iceage is the age where the beta uprising will be at it's peak. Normies will freeze, the remaining will be scattered and /r9k/ will be militarized with the help of /k/manndos. It will be quiet a sight emerging from our basement lairs to see normies think that /k/ is some rescue squad only for them to be shot.

>>38831148
>no
>kind of yeah
>yes
>if im alone then yes
>kissless virgin
>yes
>no

>>38829397
We need a Discord so we can rally our troops and push the agenda further than ever.

>>38836292
we do but it's slow and they do nothing but bitch about the current state of /r9k/

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The normies will witness the true power of the dark side.

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>>38836199
>>38836292
>>38836439
STOP
WE CAN'T DO THIS
IF YOU WANT TO BE VILLAINS THEN I'LL BE A HERO AND STOP YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg

>>38836372
Can I get a link to it then? I think some moral support would be great.

>>38829397
give date

Normie here with a gf. What are you pathetic robots going to do? If any of you actually tried to get together to kill roasties (read every day women) and normies (read normal functional humans) you would get your shit stomped so hard.

You are weak

You are incapable

You are nothing

All you have is an imageboard to vent your delusional fantasies 24/7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc

>ywn drive around and gun down normies with elliot while listening to synthpop

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>>38829999
quads. i just cried. feels good man.

>>38836472
why do you want to help the normies? yeah there are some good ones but even the common ones fallow chad's agenda.

>>38836650

Are you delusional or just stupid? Why does no one in this thread possess any ability to critically think? None of you can do shit.

>>38836650
I don't anyone getting hurt

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>>38836599
>Real human being
>tfw will always be robot

YES YES YES NOW NOW NOW. DUES VULT

>>38836709
>>38836694
>>38836617
>>38829999
>>38836439
>>38836199
>>38834879

Confront me you delusional idiots. What exactly do you think you all are capable of?

I know you guys are just rping itt, but this is fucking pathetic. Holy shit.

>>38836740
im not gonna do anything. im just admiring quads

>>38836764
of course your not, know your place

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>>38836740
No enlightened person would reveal esoteric secrets. The books are intentionally writtin to misdirect, which con artists take advantage of who get exposed and promote the idea that it's bullshit.

i want to share it with my robor comrads but they may misuse it and make stupid decisions

i remain SILENT

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Oh shit, The Oregon Shooting happened October 1st 2015. Chris was more into /r9k/ than I thought

>>38836809

Alright...I thinking you are just RPing for "yucks" with your internet friends, but whatever.

>>38836787
someone wants to be a chad

one of you faggots better make the news for the meme value

>>38836863

No, I just want to dominant your fugly betas.

>>38831148
Fuck no
No
Yes
Yes
NO
yes
no

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I've been waiting for this, every year getting my hopes up and then having them crushed.
I just want normies to taste their just desserts

>>38836837
it only belongs to those who can find it out on their own. In there deepest, darkest, lowest points comes great knowledge and compassion.

once peaceful and inoffensive. Now powerful and immune to mere men. Some become quiet monks while others try to use it for malicious purposes against the so called "normies"

>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
Yes
>have you always hated people?
Yes
>have people always hated you?
No
>do you fap at least once a day?
Never fapped in my life.
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
No
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
Yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
Not really

I'm a pseudo-robot at best desu but I like pretending to be sad.

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>>38836942
cherry pick your targets. Many are good people who have had foolish run-ins with degeneracy.

forgive their stupidity. But don't take anymore shit form them.

>>38831148
>>did you go to prom?
No
>>have you always hated people?
No
>>have people always hated you?
No
>>do you fap at least once a day?
No
>>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
No
>>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
Yes
>>do you have a functioning social life?
No

>>38830957
Dylan was a cyborg, but was a honorary robot

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Fuck this thread is getting out of hand

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>>38831148
>>have people always hated you?
they don't think about me at all

>>38833350
That's awesome
>Force normies to shit and vomit
>Make the bathrooms literally smell like liquid ass

>>38836676
Trust me, when we're done they won't be hurtin' much.

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>>38831148
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no

>>38833571
>4chan is monitored 24/7 by just about every single alphabet agency.
Is that true? I know governments love to waste money and this is twice as true for Freedomland but I can't imagine that there's anything worth learning here.

>>38837316
I always get surprised when someone acknowledge my existence.

>>38837911
>911
>Government
Thanks for spelling it out for us Anon.

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>>38836809

Close but no cigar friend

This man is clearly fronting at being wise

Spill the beans plz

>birthday is October 1st

Guys can we move it a day forward. I don't want my bday to be ruined by people aspiring to become more pathetic than the Danny phantom killer. It's bad enough that I share the day with 4chan.

>>38829397
Remember to spare the virgins and devour every deflowerer and thot alive!

>>38838262
You should feel honored

>>38829397
Thanks for the tip staying in on Oct 1st now.

>>38831148
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes

Am I a normie?
Like to see you fags try and uprise against me

Bumping for more plans

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>>38829397
I'VE HAD ENOUGH, FUCK NORMIES AND FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO REFUSE TO JOIN US. IT'S TIME TO START THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL, BETA UPRISING NOW!!!

>>38831148
No
Yes
No
No
No
No
No

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Do Mormons count as normies?

Gonna run for cover anyway

>>38836560
Yes, further putting them down with your normietalk will not cause them to snap, retard.
Betas and robots have killed people in the past already, what makes you think they won't be able to do that in the future?

>>38832283
4chan's birthday, I think

Thread full of frogs and still think they are anything else but normos

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Here's a better beta uprising:
We're going to stopping fapping and blindly following our urges.
We're going to read books and develop our mind.
We're going write our own books either fiction or non-fiction which flows well and has intelligent ideas behind them.
We're going to write intelligent essays on intriguing books and movies we watch.
We're going to make music either using an instrument or a computer which has meaningful and thought provoking lyrics.
We're going to program our own games with diverse gameplay and challenging bots.

Additionally:
We aren't going to give a shit if we don't get any attention from the opposite sex for doing so.
We aren't going to play simple video games with little decision making and mindless repetition.
We aren't going to waste our days away as mindless consumers of entertainment while producing nothing original ourselves.
We aren't going to follow the path of least resistance and we will decide how to live our lives based on reason and rationality instead of feelings and emotions.

Change may be slow at first, but we won't give up and we will persevere until our old ways and our old selves become nothing more than a distant memory.

>>38841094
fuck off chad

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38833611
"Our undercover reporter even commented on the thread, quote, please tell me you are joking end quote, to which she received only vitriol and apparent confirmation in response. Our internet expert is here with us tonight, over to you TAHM"

Just support islam, it is pretty much what we need.

>>38841094
It wont make anyone happy. You cannot be happy without basic needs satisfied.

>>38833611
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Lg_1Ka3C5I

>>38829397
Who is your oneitis OP? I'd be happy to fuck her while you watched if you're into that.

>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
Yes
>have you always hated people?
Yes
>have people always hated you?
Yes
>do you fap at least once a day?
Yes
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
Yes
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
Yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
No

Cool. So I'm a robot now right?

>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
no
>have you always hated people?
sometimes, but mostly apathy
>have people always hated you?
never. I'm always the strange dude
>do you fap at least once a day?
no, my sex drive is gone, I did it one too many times
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
no
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
no

well what do I win?

>>38842332
You win the loser olympics. Give the IOC your address so they can send you your victor's noose.

>>38842365
I might die, but at least I won something at the end. Death can't kill me now

>>38829397
You're not gonna do shit, most of you are overweight virgins who get winded walking to the bus stop, let alone start any shit in the real world. Accept your fate virgins. Sad! T.normie

>>38841094
I like this
You have my sword

>>38829999
KEK VULT
Rise my amphibioid comrades, let us bring a plague of anguish upon the typicals

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>>38831148
>did you go to prom?
yes
>have you always hated people?
hate is a strong word
>have people always hated you?
I don't think so
>do you fap at least once a day?
yes
>did you lose you're virginity when 17?
21 and haven't even seen a boob irl
>do you spend most of you're time in you're room?
yes
>do you have a functioning social life?
not really

More of a failed normie. But there aren't really any more non-normies here.

beta uprising 2.0

take them out anon
or kys if ur just memeing

godspeed

>>38843246
Failed normies go home.
You are failed by choice. Lazyness and lack motivation is likely the cause of your failure. As opposed to true robots severe uglyness, social retardation and completely miserable existance.

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>>38842143
There's a difference between basic needs and instant gratification. A basic need which I'm proposing is intellectual fulfillment whereas porn, video games and all other forms of mindless entertainment behave as an addiction.

There's the whole withdrawal phase that goes with giving up an addiction, and a lot people say the negatives out weight the positives of no fap for that reason, but that's just because they haven't done it for long enough. Things like 4chan and other forms of social media release dopamine in the brain just like a drug.

Porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ya67aLaaCc
Social Media: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtJjVPP1xmg

And just like any other addiction you have to do more and more with fewer and fewer rewards due to the build up of your tolerance. Eventually it takes over your life where you stop enjoying all the other stuff you used to enjoy in life because it doesn't give you the dopamine, and as your quality of life gets worse and worse you become, hopeless, despondent and suicidal. All the threads on suicide on /r9k/ show it's messing with our brains.