>tfw no genitally mutilated gf You know it don't you?

>>38829142
Why would you want a genitally mutilated gf?

>>38829166
So I don't have to care about her sexual satisfaction, also no reason to cheat on me since she still wouldn't enjoy sex anyway.
It's all pros.

>>38829142
>>38829206
do you.....know what that means?
female genital mutilation is normally just cutting off the clit, a highly sensitive and tiny nub above her vaginal opening and urethra. it's the easiest way for a girl to get pleasure from anyone and anything, all you gotta do is just touch it. or rub it, or lick it, or massage it, or even just breathe on it.
you can do whatever the fuck you want to her, as long as you got two fingertips pulling a tornado on that clit, she'll be satisfied.

>>38829492
I'd rather not care about such things.

>>38829206

Hahaha! This nigga has such a huge self-esteem problem that he genuinely believe that the only way to avoid performance anxiety is to prevent the girl from enjoying herself. That is a first around here.

Pleasing a girl sexually is piss easy and women very rarely leave a man over just performance issues. Not saying they don't exist, but for an average woman to leave you because you suck in bed means you must be amongst the worst of the worst and the only way to be amongst the worst is to be the worst kind of legit stupid retard idiot who can barely writehis own name. That or someone who legit doesn't give a fuck.

As >>38829492 pointed out, being good in bed is piss easy. You need two things: Care and communication. The rest is all intiuition. I mean sex is a BIOLOGICAL process you retard! It's wired in your fucking DNA!

Here is my advice, fucking twit, Let go of porn for, like, two minutes, realize you are a fucking stupid retard, stop haying ypurself so much for no pther reasons than you being a woe is me egocentric little victim complex bitch nigga, grow a fucking spine and fucking RELAX YOUR ASS!

>>38829653
>care and communication
The two things I lack the most.
>It's wired in your fucking DNA!
Moving my dick until I cum inside her vagina is wired in my DNA, doing weird shit just to pointlessly please some cunt isn't.

>>38829759

Then be like Chad and fuck and dump.

At this point, you seem to hate sex so much I don't even understand why you even want to fuck.

>>38829142
hello ahmed.
>tfw loyal Swedish gf

>>38829934
I don't want to fuck and dump, I want an onahole gf.

>>38829980
That's literally the same

>>38829980

Then get an onahole. You obviously desire no human intimacy whatsoever.

>>38830028
It's not.
>>38830054
Not the same, an onahole doesn't have a body and it's not alive.

>>38830089

Ok, last option: Acceptance of the fact that you will never ever get what you want.

Also, why would a woman who cannot enjoy sex be with a sad piece of shit like you anyways? You remove from her the only thing you could use to keep her around. If you can't sexually please her, she's gonna leave your manchild ass anyways, so congrats on having the shittiest "I like to shoot myself in the foot" ideas.

Also, women can cum from their internal G spot and they can feel pleasure all over their body. What you actually want is a corpse, you necrophilic fuck up! You are fucked, nigga. You suck and you'll always be alone.

>>38830191
Why would she leave me, it's not like she's gonna enjoy it with anyone else either.
>le G spot meme
No such thing.

>>38830324

What do you have to offer a girl?

>>38830409
Absolutely nothing, all this situation is hypothetical, hence the >tfw no genitally mutilated gf

>>38830442

At this point, I think you should also drop Freud. There is a limit to believing everything comes from a desire to fuck.