how is it too have a dog lads?

it's like fussing over cooking a dinner for 12 years and having nothing but bones to show for it at the end

Pretty good, they relieve my anxiety. I have 5.

>>38827945
It's like having a brother in arms or a wife you never have sex with that is a deaf mute that has unconditional love for you.

>>38827945
They are good for booping snoots with and warming your feet. Perfect for shenanigans or gettin snug. Get a gud healthy breed and train them well otherwise you'll have a hyper hairy bag of piss.

they smell poo

>>38827945
Well I don't bother picking dry food I drop anymore

>>38827945
They never judge you for your autism and always have time for you. Dogs will love you unconditionally until you die and clean up the corpse afterwards.

>>38827945
>how is it too have a dog lads?

awesome, dog cock>human cock

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>>38827945
Dogs are better than people, OP.

Pic related is mine, she helps fill a void of loneliness in my life.