/britfeel/

first for "if poleaboo wasn't in jail, he would have posted by now gloating about having escaped justice"

is lenlad online on steam?

What's the best bread in Tesco lads?

Hate namefags
Hate Tripfags
Hate all thread personalities

simple as.

quite like primus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAKxOw6qtRA

>>38827282
I like rye boule and sliced wholegrain loaf

>>38827239

>tfw anon made a thread edition after my previous title, after I deleted my duplicate thread with it

Godspeed OP

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hurr durr look at me everybody

quite like factorio
would recommend it to anyone here who wants to sink in hundreds of hours of their time into a video game

dont really care about namefags
dont really care about Tripfags
dont really care about all thread personalities
HATE ORBITERS
HATE HATERS
simple.

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Quick reminder not to respond to tripfags
Any welshlads on tonight?

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The key difference between Elliot Rodger and Ebin is that Elliot will never produce any more OC, Ebin is producing High Quality OC several times a day, and medium-tier OC (posts) every few minutes.

We really are living in a golden age

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I love when games let you be a qt brown girl

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>>38827288
>>38827329

Even nightwalk anon?

>>38827343
Stop, lad. I just deleted all the anime girls off my PC, I don't need more

just waiting for a tildeanon post lads, I miss her

The key difference between Elliot Rodger and Ebin is that Ebin is even less self aware. He also lacks the balls to go out and kill anyone.

LOVE willies
HATE fannies

simple as

the key difference between linux and gnu+linux is that linux is not an operating system unto itself

>>38827354
I like nightwalk anon, there are also more than one nightwalk anons, and what they do helps other anon's get out the house and stuff, so I think it's a positive influence. Reading Ebin's manifesto is just fucking brain rot.

>>38827333

With kev's blessing.

I agree Ebin and his ever expanding lore is the best thing about /britfeel/

ebin, what did the kids call you in primary school?

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Good evening britfeels!
How are we all feeling?
Any plans for tonight?
I'm personally drawing up plans and goofing around with photoshop and soon, Blender
Getting a bit annoyed with being disconnected by Virgin every two minutes for long periods of time but whatever I guess :)
Post waifus

>>38827440
Ham and eggo.

The key difference between Cilla and Beyonce is that Cilla will never produce any more OC, whereas Beyonce is producing High Quality OC every few months, and medium-tier OC every few days

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>>38827440
probably some synonym of fatty-bum-bum

>>38827440
they called him Daddy

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The key difference between Obama and Trump is that Obama is no longer producing Executive Orders, whereas Trump is producing high quality Executive Orders every few months, and Medium-tier Executive Orders every few weeks

>>38827451
Blender's fun lad, you do much animation?

enjoying this new meme lads, don't run it into the ground

Poleaboo is probably about to get the shit kicked out of him by a big group of lags right now. I can just imagine him saying "But can't you see I'm an honourary white?!"

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>>38827357
Why remove cute stuff, your life always needs more cute.

might have a wank to some fat asian slags

No one reply to this, sorry i cant sage

Fuck people who post on 4chan in third person. Nobody cares.

Mental how if this was 6 months ago everyone would've been talking about poleaboo's trail for 10 hours straight. Now he can barely get a reference between ebin and saku's autism.

>>38827527
your giving the latter far too much credit

>>38827527
The poleaboo story is over now. Ended in jail, and I am delighted.

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GO BACK TO SLEEP JIMMY

>>38827527
>implying it's real

>>38827553
True it's mainly your autism. If the waifuposters didn't argue with you so much you'd never have reached higher levels though
>>38827554
Yeah the source of your mate. Not like we've heard a million fibs about poley before.

>>38827527

>Shitty delusional tranny blog about being a 'honorary white, in a high class call centre'

vs

>The best OC since May 23rd 2014

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>>38827451
I decided to try Sainsbury's Basics Lager out of a morbid curiosity

it isn't very nice and is making me very gassy

>>38827369
i disagree. eliot thought he was a supreme gentleman, ebin knows he is a fuck up. And eliot only killed people because he has guns and he knew he could kill himself after

>>38827635
You were expecting cheap shitty beer to be anything but dreadful?

I hope you learned your lesson!

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who'd leave a comment like this impersonating me on a suicidal persons blog? are you here?

>>38827670
Where was this comment placed?

>>38827554
>ended in jail

Can someone just up and email the court tomorrow to get bona fide confirmation?

>>38827654
>11 images
>22 posters
>44 replies
What did he mean by this?

>>38827675
Tildes "breakdown" blog

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I just watched an episode of Shirobako. Reminded me how much I love anime desu. Going to have some frozen strawberries now

How are you all doing this evening boys?

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>>38827331
Better version for you mate.

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>>38827638
Ebin SAYS he is a fuck up. He also believes that warehouse jobs and the like are 'below' him even though he has no education or employment at the age of 24. Pic related
>he acts shy but he's not
>he hates himself and he loves himself
>a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups

>>38827670
I liked it for a laff though mate.

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>>38827451

>Blender
>that awful UI

Good luck lad

Post us something 3D you have made

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>>38827670
That was me. What are you going to do about it Ebin?

>>38827682
Could I have a link lad?

>>38827686
Shirobako is anime kino desu except the 2nd episode

>>38827716
I know who it is already tbqh didn't have to respond to me

down to 1 cigarette a day. going bretty gud

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Comfy thread please lads.

- Kev x

>>38827670
waifuposters are so nice and freindly

>>38827680
What did YOU originalIy mean by this??

>>38827739
Thanks kev, maybe we should extend it to anyone with a trip?

Thanks.

>>38827686
tilde cosplaying as her waifu when?

>>38827686
Why didn't you post this in reply to the nice person calling for waifus Tilde? Do you think you're better than them?

>>38827486
Not done much in the ways of animation, my art is the very weak link in my ""skillset"" and I prefer to rely on the engineering side of things, so when I make assets for a game they probably won't be up to par with what I've programmed.

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>>38827752
I'll have you know I'm quite lovely tbqh

>>38827635
Noone cares about your shitting and farts you filthy cunt.

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>>38827760
Long being a stance of mine lad.

- Kev x

>>38827752
NOT ALL WAIFU POSTERS
MOST OF DINDU NUFFIN

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everyone fucking behavior themselves or you will be answering to me

>>38827739
this

accept my friend request len

>>38827752
All of the avatarfags are, it's the trips that are the cunts

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>>38827775
Speak for yourself.

Not everyone can be patrician

>>38827786
Kev for PM again with Hard Knock as Deputy PM. Can go John Prescott on people who don't like it.

We should all send Poleaboo a Halloween/Christmas package this year and fill it with bacon and shit tier sweets to have while he's in Prison.

Chuck some JapScat in top.

>>38827239
Hey lads, just liked to apologise for my rants earlier. It seemed as if I went off on one to some people who were disagreeing with me and acted like a bit of a troll and a cunt.

I got a bit carried away and I guess some anons filtered me, but that's okay.

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>>38827239
surprise surprise 85

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>>38827806
Xi for Foreign Secretary

>>38827635
That doesn't sound very comfy at all friend
>>38827686
I'm doing fine Tilde, how about you?
>>38827706
I don't mind it so much haha. I've not got experience with 3ds Max (I'm pretty sure thats autodesks version)
I might post a jet prototype I was fiddling with when I was first starting out because rn I'm making basic stuff for my portfolio game haha
>>38827752
I'd hope so anon

Sorry if you think I'm ignoring you lads haha
Virgin keeps cucking me

>>38827806
Can we handle that much strength? Bit scary desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpqWFDXTkus

>>38827825
It's surprisingly comfy in a poverty kinda way desu

>I sat on another bench to gather myself
>This one was Margaret's seat
>Her surname wasn't seat I presume given the 's
>cue laughing track
Where were you when you realized Ebin is the best living comedian on this planet?

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>>38827728
Really loving it so far lad

>>38827763
I already have all of the stuff for that tbqh

>>38827764
G-gomen!
>>38827451
Here lad

>>38827359
Hiya lad, how are things going?

>>38827786
Missed hard knock desu

>>38827825
I am feeling good lad. Happy I am becoming interested in anime again

>>38827842
We need that strength lead us.

>>38827821
Sounds like the making of a strong government lad.

>>38827769
Thats interesting. I'm the opposite, ive tried to make a game a number of times but i'm just too impatient. Love making silly animations though, mostly naff low poly stuff mind.

On MeanStreets, we meet with high-flying individuals and take them back to the not-so-glamorous roots where it all began. Tonight we're speaking with BritNormie. He's a 34 year old creative, who last year started his own firm, and recently bought a penthouse apartment overlooking Copenhagen harbour after living in Germany for a number of years. BritNormie it's good to have you with us

>Thank you for having me on tonight

So, we're here back in Ayrshire, tell us what it was like when you grew up here.

>I was a lad that didn't have much growing up, none of us did round here, we managed to get by but there were no luxury.

Was there one incident that sticks out for you, something that motivated you to set your sights higher?

>There was indeed, so I was walking back home from college one afternoon, I was just walking past this block here" *Points towards a run down tower block* and a group of young men approached me, they said "What do you think you're doing around these parts you Fenian bastard"

Pretty harsh words

>Absolutely, I was a bit taken aback, but that's just the way things work in this part of town. So I say to them "I dunnae want any trouble, just leave it aye?" But before I knew it they were beating the living daylights out of me. I managed to escape with just a bloody nose and black eye, but it just made me think "I cannae stay here any more. I've gotta get myself an education and move onto better things" So I applied to university, got a degree, got myself an internship and the rest is history. Now I'm living a life I never thought possible.

Thank you so much for telling us your story

>Thank you for having me on here tonight

Let's give it up for BritNormie

Does anyone here still watch Anime?

I just took a look on crunchyroll and it's mostly too cringy to even attempt to watch.

>>38827821
Reminder Xi wants to incorporate a Black Mirror point system that would absolutely cripple robots
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html
NOT MY FOREIGN SECRETARY

>>38827872
>Where were you
Probably a hole in the ground when I'm dead.

>>38827914
Only mecha stuff really.

>>38827911
Wasn't that interesting.

>>38827825
>portfolio game

Does it have cute anime girls in it? If not, I strongly advise you to reconsider.

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>>38827635
>tfw you will never have Sakurako drink cheap beer, then sit on your face and insult you for being a dirty hentai

Why live

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>>38827849
Whatever float your boat anon :)
or gets it drunk
>>38827882
That sounds pretty comfy, I've taken time away from anime to let the new season accumulate + I sort of don't want to ruin the experience with the feeling of uncomfy and knowing that I should actually be doing other productive stuff right now as it's crucial haha
What animes are you watching at the moment then? :)
>>38827891
I used to make lots of animations in Flash if that counts haha It's called Animate or something now in CC and I've made a few gifs on photoshop but the process of rigging models sounds tedious and I'm not sure how the keyframing system works in Blender :(
>>38827955
Find me an artist competent enough to not screw up some cute ass anime girls who will also do it for free and I'm game my dude
It's mainly to show off the engineering as opposed to the aesthetics, I'm not even properly texturing the models

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/40776527

So we are losing.

This place has gone to shit.

Anyone got any good stories of funny /embarrassing shit that's happened to them?

Bet you lads can't resist giving me a (you), reverse psychology really is the golden key.

Don't worry anon, you go on, give some other post a (you)

>>38827914
I don't follow any new shows (apart from AoT which was a bit meh) but some of the older ones were kino. Might rewatch NGE, anyone here seen Code Gayass?

>>38827989

Saw some guy on spice today, never seen it before

>>38827989
I once hooked up with a guy from craigslist and spent all night throwing up in his bathroom because I was prison gay and got blind drunk when I was actually in his living room because I couldn't believe what I was doing

Sounds like a britnormie story, but it's actually legit.

>>38827989
God, can we not talk about that cunts blog again ffs

>>38827967
I know lad
>Why live
Season 4 maybe one day

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>>38827989

This place has gone to slime, I blame the molluscs

>>38828034
I'm almost positive it's him samefagging. No one here actually gives enough of a fuck to read it

I like it when the people who post anime pictures do it smugly.

>>38827983
>women's football
HAHAHAHHAAHHA
I watched 5 mins of it a while ago and it was worse than seeing teenagers play

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>>38828044
Petition to add "doesn't masturbate" to the list.

>>38828048
I haven't samefagged it once actually

>>38827911
Pretty good lad. Would love to own a place on the harbour in Copenhagen by the time i'm 34.

I'm not from Ayrshire though. I had a pretty good upbringing in a town north of Glasgow. We weren't rich but there was room for the odd luxury. I did get the shit kicked out of me once or twice though.

new meme idea, reagan wojak saying; tear down this feel mr gorbacfrog whilst a smug pepe gorbachev looks on

>>38828066
Yea, it's not like you can just take a trip off and pretend to be someone else

Oh wait... like your boyfriend did

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>>38828049
Like this you smelly boi?

>>38828066
Don't worry Ebin, I read and enjoy your blog multiple times a day. Good stuff lad.

>>38828068

>N-not bishopbriggs?

I only ask because Amy MacDonald is from there

>>38827561
Lets keep it in the family ;)

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>>38828049
Imagine being jealous because people in britfeel are meeting and hooking up

>>38828086
Yes. Make them super condescending though.

>>38828087

NoFapAnon. Question in your area of expertise. During normal times I'll fap about once a day, not over 1, sometimes I'll have a dya off, so say 6 times a week.

However if I break nofap just once, I don't immediately go back to brainfog, and all the other symptoms. The problem is that My sex drive explodes and I often end up doing 2/3. The only time I'll ever do 2/3 is immediately after no fap. Is that something you notice too, when you relapse you do it overboard

>>38828096
Not Bishopbriggs, but you're in the right area.

I've only ever samefagged by accident when drunk
usually I'll read a post that I wrote a few minutes ago and reply to it
then I say that my reply has (You) on it
what a shameful display

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>>38828126
Imagine being turned on by condescending anime girls haha

>>38828151

You didn't ever meet her did you? She's very close to you in age (same schoolyear) and lived pretty close.

She's probably my favourite/2nd favourite artist of all time

>>38828147
Yeah, that was the case with me. If I relapsed it would usually result in a binge and I'd masturbate 3-4 times over the next day or two, as if I were making up for lost time, as odd as that sounds.

It seems like you're suffering a similar thing. I think it's common as I have read posts about other people doing the same.

>>38828181

It's odd how those who don't wish to participate have to attack it relentlessly. Why would they even care if we choose to abstain?

>>38828178
N-No.

I hate it really. haha

>>38828199
I don't understand the question, can you re-word it?

>>38828218

The question is why would a person attack the 'nofap' movement.

It's not like they are being forced to participate, and many of us see benefits. The worst case scenario is 'no effect'

>>38828180
Nope, never knew her.

A girl I went to school with almost had a good music career though. She signed to Universal, and I saw posters of her up in London at one point. But they dropped her after a couple of years. Not surprised because her music was very similar to Amy McDonald, KT Tunstall, etc. I think she writes songs for other bands now.

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Just made this quality britfeels pic lads haha
not a massive fan of the poleaboo bit, could have cleaned it up a tad

>>38828225
Oh yeah, I see what you mean. Really I think it's down to insecurities and lack of personal restraint. Some feel they are a slave to their sexual urges, and could never take on a challenge like NoFap. I think I'm done arguing with people who do masturbate though, I would much prefer to surround myself with people like myself, that's where I'd probably see the most personal growth.

>>38828236
>KT Tunstall

Her step father used to be the Head of the BNP in Scotland. I met KT tunstall's mother and step father once actually.

She was probably my favourite artist from about 2007-2010 also.

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>>38828049
>>38828126
I am attempting here lads haha
Is this any good?

>>38828271
*splurges all over screen*

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>>38828049
This is the smuggest I have

have you done anything productive today?
I've just been sitting on my arse
I feel bad when I waste the day not doing anything
how do you NEETs live with yourselves?

>>38828271
I still don't understand her tongue

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>>38827239
Dumbest accent in Britan?

I'd go with Scotland or Liverpool. What do you suggest?

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>>38828049

>implying I wouldn't waifupost twice in the same thread

>>38828302

When I'm on a work day, I feel much less guilty about spending my remaining hours doing nothing but come to /britfeel/ It's on my off days I feel compelled to find productive things to do.

My only productive thing has been go to work

Why isn't poleaboo on this list?

https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=37fa39a7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7

Has his trial finished?

>>38828348
His trial was in Manchester

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>>38828271
...No...


hahaha

>>38828348
Because that's the wrong court. He was up at the Sheriff court, not the JP court.
>>38828363
Nope.

>>38828317
Liverpool.
Obviously

>>38828317
Manchester

original comment do not seal

Paki called me up and just said "can I get your account number and sort code please?"

They aren't even fucking trying anymore lads.

>>38828317
obviously welsh, can't take it seriously at all

>>38828317
Has to be scouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmEdKzVW8F8

August 31st, 23:59pm

What will the state of Ebin's life be then?

>>38828317
Quite clearly Birmingham.

>>38828393
I bet you didn't hand them over you fucking racist

>>38828409
Exactly the same as it is now, or worse. Probably worse.

>>38828409
Exactly the same, and that's being optimistic

>>38828317
Cockney.

Worst accent ever.

>>38828409
Still bitching about anime posters.

>>38828317
mockney, without a doubt

>>38828317
>Dumbest accent in Britan?
paki

>>38828409
>>38828418
>>38828419

Failing to make any progress during his notorious 'comeback august' will be the wake up call he needs to sort his life out in september

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This is the plane prototype I was on about in the other posts lads haha
Now I've gone back to it I never knew it was this bad honestly so I'm a bit embarrassed to post
>>38828367
>>38828295
pls no lewds
>>38828309
She's just sort of sticking it out like "bleugh"
>>38828319
/devilish/

>>38828413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ci91V_IoY

No brainer.

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>>38828317
Glasswegian hands down!

It scares me when Ebin isn't posting in britfeel

What else could he possibly be doing?

>>38828299
Very smug friend

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>>38828049
Did someone say smug waifu?
>tfw your waifu is so pure she doesn't even have a smug picture
This fedora tip is the closest to being condescending

>>38828463
Taking pictures of dead frogs outside.

>>38828445
>she's just sort of sticking it out like "bleugh"
Haha imagine if she stuck it up your bum haha
this is a joke post Mr. GCHQ agent

>>38827981
Yeah rigging is annoying, even now i've learned how to do it i'm still fucking it up and feeling stupid. Keyframing isnt so bad, i became a wizard when i figured out the graphs.

>>38828317
>>38828413
This

Though the west Midlands county accent in general is not too nice. Scouse can sound quite cute I think

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Can't remember why I saved this image and can't tell what it is from thumbnail, too lazy to open it on my PC

Hope it's good

>>38828463
my nan is unwell, was getting talked to my mum

Friend got me Marlboro's from America.

Feels good to see a non-shitty grey packect with a man on a bed.

>>38828507
hahaha can you imagine if she wiggled it up your bum and then put it in your mouth haha that would be gross and not hot at all hahaha also I'm not a paedo hahaha

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>>38828507
You're free to go this time anon, but don't do it again
>>38828509
I guess I might look into it then but honestly I don't think I would be doing anything too complex with it, maybe a silly ghost model or something and just have it swaying around. I'll check out the graphs too haha.
Do you have any models you'd be willing to showcase? :)

>>38828536
What did she say?
oreo

>>38828536

Sorry to hear that lad. Is it anything serious?

>>38828178
This looks like Ebin, same sorta pic naming and classic meme post he always does "imagine x haha"

>>38828463
posting without the trip. Now fuck off.

By the way guy's I'm new here, name's Chris Tucker. I like to think I'm a pretty stand-up guy. This thread looks funny, seems you all are pretty close to one another, I dig that

>>38828559
>>38828579
they found her on the floor confused with no clothes on her bottom half, shes going to hospital now. She is almost 96, she doesn't seem in a good way, worried about how my parents will react to it. I saw her yesterday before going to tesco but I hope I can see her again but i'm not sure

>>38828588
I made one post without the trip

>>38828538
My sister brought me some back last month, all gone now but definitely enjoyed it while it lasted.

Kinda weird how much of a difference it made for me. Trying to quit now anyway so guess it's for the best.

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>watching Dinner Date on ITV
>it's a gay/lesbian episode
fucking ruined this comfy show

>>38828605
hope she's not too bad ebs, old age is a bitch

>>38828605
That's not good, Ebin. Wishing her and your family the best. My nan got sick in March and she's been a bit wonky in the head ever since, but she pulled through. Hoping yours can do the same.

>>38828601
Fuck off cunt
Tripfags out

>>38828605
That's pretty rough, 96 is a helluva run though.

My Grandad died last year, my family all went to see him in his bed (After he'd died) and asked me if I wanted to see him. I went along because everyone else seemed to think it was perfectly normal, but when I saw him I thought why the fuck am I seeing this what's wrong with you all.

>>38828239
>Got no (You)'s from this daringly brilliant OC
ashamed of you lads, truly

scouse accent is probably the best for getting birds. i have pulled birds in the past solely because they liked the scouse accent.

>>38828628
Its very depressing to see, she can barely see or hear and had to touch my hand to tell I was there. She has lived as an adult through WW2, very humbling really. I have over sympathy for the elderly.

>>38828631
She hasn't left that flat for 10 years or so, I do worry if she'll be able to cope with it.

>>38828673
never met my grandads, both were heavy smokers. My nan was living independently (aside from shopping and outdoor stuff) until recently at 95 so its admirable.

>>38828601
Immediately filtered lol

>>38828605

96 is a very respectable age, is this serious illness or more kind of "time to move her to a care home" illness?

Hope things turn out for the best

>>38828657
Oh I'm sorry you hate tripfags. I just wanted to be recognisable in my posts because from day to day I can really vary in how I post so I decided to at least have a name that stays the same unlike my mood.

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>>38828679
Speaking of, I'm reposting this because I feel my 1 reply wasn't really good enough.

>>38828696
her everything has been deteriorating for a while as far as I know, if she pulls through this I assume its a care home thing although nobody involved wanted that she's unwell now.

>>38828679
I think it's pretty neat, lad

>>38828717
Top quality OC lad, I guess genius truly is underappreciated
tips fedora

>>38828605
Hope she makes it lad

Also I'm sorry but the 'no clothes on her bottom half' part reminded me of this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de9m1JvomK0#t=55s

>>38828619
I can't see it. What channel?

What do the lads think to Alex Jones?

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>>38827812
I think most people just like teasing you

I don't think bulimia as diagnosed really exists. Just a natural reaction people think is a mental illness

>>38828753
I like him, he's funny and makes interesting videos.

>>38828753
Is this BritNormie?

>>38828770
:)

origamihobby

>>38827812
I would tease you but I don't have any pornography saved on my computer

>>38828753
bit gay if im honest with you
and bit a bit I mean alot

>>38828753
He obviously has some very insane views. Stuff that's absolutely not happening but he's convinced are. But at the same time he's very good on things like corruption, and he's always immensely entertaining regardless of what he's talking about.

This was a great moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMOCOaD0jOU

>>38828770

I have quite rampant jungle fever but this one just isn't doing it for me

>>38828679
>>38828239
I-I made it into an OP pic. Think this might be my proudest moment lads

You did a good job mate. Who's the gal on the left?

I haven't posted in britfeel for maybe 2 or 3 years now. I used to post a lot and argue about UKIP and blog about going to the jobcentre. Why is this thread full of tripfags now? Sad to see what our legacy has become. Was britfeel finally overrun by /int/scum?

>>38828825
That gif doesn't do her justice. Watch some of her videos.

>>38828825
She has a pretty alright body. Her breasts are too large and her face is apish though

>>38828828
In Ebins room?
Tilde/Saku
Thanks lad though, this is my proudest moment
Can't wait to see it as a threadpic

>>38828558
I'm away for the weekend but i'll try and make some gifs on sunday if you're around then! Been wanting to share my stuff with people desu, this is a good push. Dont get your hopes up though haha

>>38828848
>>38828850

What is her name, I'll search for her

>>38828924
Brittney White. A mildly ironic name for a negro

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>>38828904
I'm usually lurking because I have multiple screens and rarely go out for too long so I'll probably see it lad haha.
I look forward to it desu; they're already up but I'm sure you won't disappoint - my stuff is basically rock bottom plebstuff.

The last time I had a non-platonic hug was September 18th 2016

The last time I had a platonic hug was December 23rd 2016

>>38828999
I haven't kissed a girl in 9 years

>>38828999
I just shouted at a group of youngsters making noise in the street to shut up because we can't sleep. Now they're gone but I still can't sleep due to the adrenaline rush.

>>38828862
Nah left of the pic, the one coming out of the manhole. I'll try to make it next thread's pic for you mate

>>38829021
Honestly not quite sure tbqh
I'm not filled in on all the britfeel lore

>>38828999
Not two nights ago I fucked my gf in the ass and she swallowed my cum and thanked me for it afterwards
...and I want nothing more than to be out of this relationship

>>38828999
Last platonic hug was July 21, 2017.
Last non-platonic was, uh.....

>>38828999
fuck off normie

>>38828739
thanks lad

About to start watching Mr Robot.

Is it a decent watch lads or am I wasting my time?

>>38829093
wasting your time, ngl

>>38829037
I want nothing more to be fucked in the ass and swallow their cum afterwards

>>38828968
Good work! You wanted a bat, a bat you made. I've had some really great complicated ideas for models which i've totally failed at, can't win em all ha.

>>38828999
I've only had one hug from a non family member and it was from a fat indian girl

>>38829093
1st season is good, drop it straight after

I recommend Twin Peaks for pure kino tv

>>38829016
I haven't kissed a girl in 20 years and 9 months.

>>38829112
How effeminate are you?

>>38829155
Not very, you prison gay fuck. Gas yourself

>>38829102
Really? Thought he was like /ourguy/ being all incredibly awkward and shit.

>>38829125
I might try and check out series one then. Twin peaks is the fucking mutts nuts lad. Not checked out the new one though, is it good?

I used to think old people were talking rubbish when they say time goes faster as you grow older. They are fuckin right though, I'll tell you that.

If I was a kid I'd probably be in about may for the equivalent amount of time it's felt like it's took to get to august

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>already want to go to sleep

What's wrong with me lads? Am I just bored?

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>>38829115
Well, I can just about get my way around with simple objects and stuff but proper models are where its at I guess.
I'm sure you can make the complicated ideas anon, practice makes perfect and all :)
I'll be anxiously awaiting the showcase anyways anon

>>38827670
>ebin
>acting like the paragon of a good person worrying about 'muh poor suicidal tilde'

>>38829040
Funny how you were replying to me so smugly and you're a fucking virgin. No wonder you've turned to magical thinking.

I wank and I have a gf.

>>38829225
It gets even quicker mate.

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>>38829188
>thought he was ourguy
I mean he's literally Mr. Robot and he is probably one of the most robot-y characters but he also fucks

Ah mate you're in for a hell of a ride with the new series. I've seen most of Lynch's stuff and I'd say this is probably one of the best things he's ever created, film and tv included.

>>38829188
Except he's not incredibly awkward. We're told he is, but everything he does is exactly the opposite. He:
>has a great body
>has a lot of sex
>exercises regularly
>dresses well
>has a dealer on call and does normie drugs
>regularly bones his hot drug dealer like it's nothing
>makes a shit ton of money
>is successful in his work and personal life
>is very smart
>fucks all the time
everything about him is normie, but because he's quiet and doesn't look people in the eyes he's suddenly this paragon of awkwardness OMG HE'S SO WEIRD COULD YOU IMAGINE?!?!

>>38829229
probably.
I have no booze for this evening and it's dragging on

>all women who show an interest in me have a bf
why

>>38829255
I know lad I'm in my 30s

>>38829295
You are the forbidden fruit

>>38829264
To be fair it would be hard to make a show about an actual robot who sits in his room all day and does nothing. Why would anyone watch that?

>>38829308
why me?
why not alistar dickington

>>38829333
I agree, but they shouldn't claim that the show/the character is something they're not. Really annoys me.

"Free oxygen is toxic to obligate anaerobic organisms, and the rising concentrations may have destroyed most such organisms at the time. Cyanobacteria were therefore responsible for one of the most significant extinction events in Earth's history"
We are descended from the OG Genociders lads haha

Haha, saku's fat face staring at the thread

Lads what do you think of the new president of pakistan? I think he seems like a pretty solid lad.

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>>38829360
His beautiful face ^-^

>>38829301
Decided to force a meme, lads. Options are

>Dale Winton
>Jimmy Savile
>Bruce Forsyth
>Rolf Harris
>Cliff Richard

Tough choice desu.

*dies a slow and painful death over the span of 40 years*

Good evening lads, what did you do today ? I went to see Dunkirk, it was amazing, there are a few inaccurate parts in it, but overall, pretty amazing

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>>38827239
Do any of you lads have more info on what Poleaboo is up to?

>>38829384
>Saku lad being so fat he's pulled you into his orbit

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Hey shipanon, only just saw your post form last night. Too bad registration's closed, would have been cool to meet up with you. Though Tbh I'd like to get a bit better before entertaining the thought of competitions. Don't want to get totally btfo by Cubing Chad haha

I'm learning f2l now and I've used these vids to learn how to do it ''''''intuitively''''''. It's not really intuitive like the cross is, it's actually way more complicated and I would never have got it on my own. As of now I can do f2l but really slowly, takes me about 3 mins. I would probably be quite fast if I learnt all the algorithms by heart but the prospect of having to do that just hurts my brain. I think I've learnt a lot about how the pieces move about on the cube and relate to each other from trying the intuitive method. I feel like I can just about mentally imagine up to 4 moves in my head now whereas before I really struggled to do 2. I'm also becoming more familiar with the colour pattern on my cube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-xbcAMfWwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxLM_dZqg4

>>38829388
>Dale Winton
Been done.
>Jimmy Saville
Cliche
>Bruce Forsyth
Reddit-tier
>Rolf Harris
>Cliff Richard
These two could be good if you play it right.

>>38829411
Didn't the lack of Indian and African soldiers bother you and destroy your immersion?

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>>38829415
What the fuck, I didn't post that image
The fuck is going on lads

>>38829415
He was in court earlier, hasn't posted since and it's rumored that he got a 3 month sentence

>>38829264
I've only heard about this through others,never seen a bit of it myself, so this is all news to me. Bit of a let down desu.

>>38829257
Might be worth a go just to see what its like.

Cheers lads

>>38829420
>not liking boys with a little bit to grab onto

What
A
Pleb

>>38829435
Image swap bug?

I thought that was fixed years ago tho.

>>38829415
A mate of mine went to see his trial in Aberdeen and kept me updated. He was found guilty and sentenced to 3 months in jail.

>>38829388
Jimmy Savile please, don't know any of the others

>>38829474
What was Polio charged with?

>>38829472
It was never fixed, it just reduced in frequency

>>38829458
Have some standards and force their fat arse onto the exercise bike

>>38829388
Dale Winton. I want to see more of that orange camp cunt here.

>>38829432
I did see a couple of Black British Soldiers and a Black French Solider

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>>38828445
I into blender once. couldn't even remember the shortcuts anymore.
probably the best thing I made.
just boxes, all details normal mapped.

>>38829525
Someone made up a story about how he got charged last time too.

>>38829225
It's because when you're 15 one year is only 1/15th of your entire life, so in the grand scheme is isn't that much and flies past.

By the time you're 30, that self same unit, one year, is now only 1/30th of your entire life and since you've lived it 30 times already it flies by.

Add to that the fact that at 30 your life (regardless of whether you're a wagie or a neet) is far more monotonous and identical day in and day out, the same shit week after week and you barely notice the time passing. Shit I am so close to 30 and 21 feels like it was no time ago.

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>>38829530
Never in a million years

Like you can afford to be picky, you gremlin

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He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.

>>38829525
Communications Act, three counts.

Made death threats to two girls and his old uni. Threatened to bomb his uni.

>>38829536
Textures look pretty comfy desu lad
Better than what I could do anyway I think haha.

>>38829582
Is this /britlit/ or what?

>>38829388
Julian Clarey is a good choice for a forced meme

>>38829580
Notice how gays and 'femboys' always post animated pictures. Reality doesn't match your fantasy does it

>>38829597
I think texturings the most fun bit.
the worst bits the unfolding to create the texture map.
what should have been simple projects ended taking days or being uncomplete because I couldnt unfold the damn thing.

defiantly couldn't do it for a living. cant even remember how to anyway.

The effects of anonymity are fascinating. Lets call me RecognisableAnon A, and another person RecognisableAnon B

If you ever asked B about his opinion of me, He'd almost certainly say that he likes me. when he ever responds to posts of mine that are obviously me (by context of what I'm posting) he is always very positive/amicable. But on many occasions he has been quite hostile to me when it isn't obvious who I am and he thinks I'm just another anon.

Not that I hold it against it against him, because he isn't being hostile to me personally, he's being hostile to 'anon' instead. I just find the whole thing fascinating.

>>38829637
Most who strive for feminine features can't achieve it either due to genetics or when they tried to transition and then it goes downhill fast with age regardless.

>>38829580
>Can't afford to be picky
Yes really am the 'knees too sharp' guy for not wanting a fat beast of a partner.

>>38829582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOEcoMy2fI

I don't understand how Matt Berry is as funny as he is despite making almost 0 jokes but he pulls it off

>>38829582
You writing a smut book lad? share yours and i'll share mine.

Mine is about a late republic era Roman lad who's old man takes him to an auction on his 16th birthday and buys him a few slaves to have as his own and he creates a harem with them. He gets more as he grows and pretty much ends up raping them and the kids he spawns on them for the next 30 odd years. He marries one of them and her kids become his legitimate heirs and she becomes even crueler than him but he mostly secludes himself away and lives of his dead dad's businesses as his tastes become more and more peverse and ends up murdering one of the daughters of his harem in a sex game gone wrong.

>>38829637
Would you rather I shit up the thread with 3D gay porn? It might trigger you, you know, considering you're trying to pray the gay away (goodluck with that... lol)

Stop being so miserable and find yourself a nice boy already. One who won't dump you the moment you become a tedious bore, which I know is hard for you

>>38829674
>fat beast

Prove it

>>38829665
It's almost like you namefags are just for circlejerking and fake niceness

>Only thing I've listened to for the past four days is Redbone
It's pretty catchy, lads.

>>38829665
Who are you then faggot?

trying to get my first job lads
I've applied to Wagamama, Sainsbury's, Halfords and Goldman Sachs

anyone have experience restocking? how hard is it to fuck up?

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Do I need to redo anything?

>>38829696
I'd rather you just fucked off lol

>>38829728
>how hard is it to fuck up?
very difficult
just follow orders and pay attention

>>38829692
Not him but I write pretty hardcore niche erotic fiction in my free time. I even posted some on amazon as ebook to see if anyone would pay for them. They've been up for two years and I've made just under a thousand pounds between six stories at 99p each. Feels good... and naughty teehee.

>>38829692
Sounds like a bestseller lad

>>38829696
>Would you rather I shit up the thread with 3D gay porn?
Not him but that would be interesting actually. Post some men faces/body (without penis showing) you like, none of that cock-only prision gay stuff. Other gays feel free to do it too, curious what is /britfeels/ type.

First-time poster, who's been amused by your collective antics for some years, reporting.

Kindly note my tripcode.

August 27th at 16:09 shall be the next time I make a post. That post shall contain the phrase, "it's time".

The first respondee will get 250 pounds in the post, to the address of their specification. Alternative delivery available on request, so long as my absolute anonymity is guaranteed.

As you were.

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>>38829748
I know you would, but I'm not going to lol

Having too much fun triggering you

>>38829744
Get rid of the drool. Do people actually like drool? I just find it so off-putting. Like bitch just swallow ffs

>>38829664
I understand, it's a pain in the ass for me to do anything 3D related honestly haha
Fun to do from time to time regardless though
after the frustration subsides

>>38829685
Prefer Matt Holness.

>>38829744
Looks like a down syndrome tbqhwuc

>>38829728
Depends on your boss desu lad.

Mostly it is easy as fuck and everybody leaves you alone. Unless you get a cunt boss who is a total jobsworth and micromanages everything. When I was 18 I got a bollocking on a night restocking job because I put a tin of fucking peas on the shelf with the label facing the wrong way.

90% of the time it was cushty easy sailing though.

>>38829728
It's really fucking hard to fuck up restocking mate. It's like this for most jobs.

>Stock comes in
>Lists items and how many of each
>Just count it and make sure everything is there
>If something is missing, tell manager and note it down so they know you're not the cause of the missing items
>Put stock out

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>>38827239
How do I get a free surgery to fix pic?

>>38829637
I'm pretty glad tilde has ended things, she deserves better than you.

>>38829744
Try the whole thing, degenerate

>>38829773
You do know you're arguing with an anon right? I'm glad you're enjoying yourself at least :)

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>>38829782
Spit is hot get over it

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cumsheets anon here, girl I was talking to just avoided our plans for a date and said she's been talking with some other guy.

Gonna need some internet hugs and advice lads. What does this translate to from normie to robot? Thanks.

>>38829799
You do know I don't care, right? Thanks *kiss kiss* ^_^

>>38829825

Plenty more fish anon. Don't waste more thoughts on some roastie who isn't into you

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>>38829769
Cillian Murphy is extremely atractive desu

>>38829785
Yea he's probably the brains. Has he even done anything of note since Darkplace? Berry had Snuff Box which was hilarious and recently Toast of London which was alright

...or perhaps even gaia

>>38829794
Get some good genetics instead haha

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OOOH OOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>38829825
>What does this translate to from normie to robot?
This is the equivalent of mummy saying she's making tendies for your sibling before you

*hugs*

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>>38829828
No problem hun xo xo

>>38829851
Not much since then. He's actually a friend-of-a-friend. He fucking hates the London media scene and doesn't like to be involved in it anymore. He's also badly fallen out with Richard Ayode, hates him now.

He once shared a flat with Robert Webb, had some good stories from that, sounded almost like a real life Peep Show where he was the Mark Corrigan type.

>>38829794
go to your GP, the NHS will cover it if you claim to have trouble breathing or whatever

>>38829883
>haven't fapped in over a week
>see this
>feel nothing but disgust
Am I turning memesexual?

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Anime is fucking retarded

>>38829883
The artificial lube on her fanny always puts me off.

>>38829756
I'v got a couple on a few websites and 2 on the kindle store.

Made about 600 bong, so can't complain. mine are 79p each.

>>38829765
Cheers fella, made about 250 bong on it at 79p a go so I might not be Stephen king, but I aint too bad. Hope you wernt being sarcy? If you were..... How's your book doing?

>>38829928
No, you're just acquiring taste. 3D is disgusting.

>>38829665
I was thinking of this just earlier. This really demonstrates the superiority of the anonymous medium; the responses given are genuine and are not modified to preserve good relations.

>>38829920
>Richard Ayode, hates him now.

Why? Spill the beans

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Proper craving a chip butty

>>38829920
>He once shared a flat with Robert Webb
Seems fitting. I imagine Webb is bitter about David Mitchell too.

>>38829920
Haha you sound a bit stalker-y but I believe you anon. Do you know why he fell out with Ayoade? I used to find him really funny but now when I watch him there's something off-putting and fake about him.

I'd like to share a flat with a lad from here, normie or not

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>>38830017
>The Chad Fag

>>38829685
Pretty sure it's his voice that helps make it funny.

>>38830004
He asked my mate if he knew what a chicken was like "What do you not know what a chicken is? It's the means for an egg to become another egg. It's all about perspective, anon!" as he pushed his shitty nerd glasses up.

Then he got my friends "Number 1 dad" mug and put his cock and balls in it while talking about how jewish women are the foulest of creatures.

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>>38829769
Mmm, Mads. Yes, Mads.