Red flags for guys >he still believes in alien life

>>38823750
Statistically there is a high probability for alien life somewhere in the universe but the chances of us ever crossing paths is very low, that's why most alien abductees are crazy.

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Jesus is an ayyyy lmao. Get wrecked!

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>>38823750
I don't like your post.
delet this

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>in a constantly expanding universe reaching distances we can't even percieve, organic life only exists on this small spec
Yeah, okay kid

>he still thinks jews are the issue even though they are just the front man for something bigger and badder than them

>>38823965
Snoke is just a puppet and Luke is the true villain

>plays video games in spare time
>smokes weed alone
>is a picky eater
>doesnt know how to dress
>doesnt have a hobby (lifting and video games doesnt count)
>never goes to clubs/bars/music festivals
>alcoholic
>has poor humor sense
>thinks that IQ matters in the long run

>>38823992
>implying the force isnt a living entity,controling people like a host of parasites and destroying natural life via conflict

>>38823750
What are humans if not alien life?

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>>38824025
>never goes to clubs or bars
>somehow still an alcoholic

>>38824167
Some people just lile drinking alone. Got a problem,faggot?

>>38824167
People who drink alone have problems, that's why it's a red flag.

>he rides a motorbike
>he drives a car
>he cycles
>he drives a truck
>he walks
>he runs
>he stays stationary
>he rides ubers/lyft/etc.
>he skates
>he rides the metro
>he flies planes/helicopters
>he navigates ships
>he flies VTOLs
>he rides a scooter
>he drives a van
>he tip-toes
>he takes the taxi
If you do any of the above, fucking kill yourself you manchild

>>38824025
All of these are bad except never going to clubs/bars/music festivals. Also IQ absolutely does matter in the long run.

>>38824373
not me, I teleport.

>>38824703
>muh teleportation
literally the fedora of getting from one place to another

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Fuck yeah bitches.

I'll pick you up on my pogostick at 8.

Better not be a fattie though.

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>>38824481
>IQ absolutely does matter in the long run.
t. virgin

>>38823750
>she has male cousins or friends

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>>38824805
>he still pogos

>>38823750
We were created in god's image there are no aliens

>alien damage control right now

Lol
O
L

>he's below 6'4"
>he's ever touched a game controller in his life
>he's sat down on the couch to watch tv
>hes made eye contact with a single frame of any anime
>he makes under 6 figures
>his dick is under 8 inches
>he hasnt tried out every single drug imaginable
>he's ever been single for more than 2 weeks
>he doesnt have 6 different active hobbies
>he doesnt have a celebrity tier social life
>he cant make me cum in .02 picoseconds
>his bicep size is under 17 inches
>he cant bench 800
>he hasnt received the congressional medal of honor
>his teeth arent so straight you can use it as a ruler
>he hasnt ran for president
>he hasnt found a cure for cancer
>he doesnt have a double PhD in astrophysics
>his pants dont cost at least 800
>he doesnt spend at least 20 hours a week in the club
>he isnt an olympic level athlete

>>38823750
>he cant cook
>he cant wash dishes
>he cant clean up his place

>>38823750
>She doesn't know that we're celestial aliens casted away on this planet to be observed philosophically by an even more sophisticated race of beings that look at us as charming amoebas on a petri dish.

>>38825406
Why can't aliens be created in god's image? Why would god create a massive universe and only put humans on a little rock floating in it?

>>38823795
>that's why most alien abductees are crazy.
>most
>not all

>Statistically there is a high probability
statistically there is no possible way of ever calculating this probability. you're simply basing this belief off of what memester scientists have told you. (not that it isnt posssible, im just saying calculating such a probability is only just a guess at best)

>>38823832
SShhheeeeiiiitttttt, So you is sayin?

>>38824025
>check
>yep
>check
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>only when i run out of other drugs
>check
>havent thought in a long long time

>>38826101
>mentally ill millennial thinks that by doing chores only women would touch no longer than 25 years ago makes him a desirable man

literally kys

>>38824824
nice sources, faggot

>>38826809
even without the graph the majority of people in power are just really dumb people who fell into all the right opportunities

>>38824373
>he takes the taxi
Guess youve always been the designated driver, but when nobody of the group submits like you a taxi it is.

>>38826889
>implying I drive a car
Did you read the post? I'm not a fucking neckbeard

>>38824025
>doesnt know how to dress

oh, well i know how to put on pants and a shirt so i should be good

>>38826978
>he actually unironically wears shirts and pants
fucking embarrassing

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>he watches those weird asian cartoons!

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>>38825790
>tfw I'm all of these except for the one time I played COD with my frat bro

>>38823750
>Universe is arguably infinite
>Not believing in aliens and/or god whilst living in a possibly infinite or at the very least unthinkably large universe

It would be a miracle for us to be alone in the universe.

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>Cargo shorts, wallet chains, ironic t-shirts, etc
>Tells you about how all his exes are "crazy"
>Wants life on his own terms(doesn't work, refuses to attend family events/rites like weddings and funerals, owns zero formalwear, etc)
>Hates children or a common housepet
>More than 2-3 hours of vidya 2-3 times a week.
>10 year old boy pallette(no veggies, minimal fruit, obsessed with chicken fingers/pizza/soda/breadsticks/graham crackers)
>"Jokes" about killing you if you cheat, making you get an abortion if you get preggers with a daughter, etc

>>38824054
Didn't know you browsed /r9k/, Kreia.

>>38828291
Kreia died thousands of years ago. We're her legacy; the Knights of... Kren