this triggers women, post it everywhere asap

>>38823363
Friendzoning is just a polite fuck off
If you linger after the zoning you are a true beta.

>>38823363
"There's no such thing as the friendzone, you're just fat and fucking gay" - Filthy Frank

>>38823363
why would anyone be friends with a girl he wants to fuck?
of course this kind of relationship has no future

>>38823363
money says most friendzoned guys never even made a move to be rejected

>>38823412
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>>38823448
go back to normieville wtf

>>38823363
Every single girl whom I was ever romantically or sexually involved with was my friend first.

>>38823363
You got this from reddit you faggot
T.reddit user who browses popular

>>38823412

Most women are cowards so this. Calling a lie "polite" is retarded though.

>>38823430

Papa always knows best. No one is perfect.

>>38823433

This is why I stopped beta orbiting after school.

>>38823448

A filthy lie. I made like 5 moves.

>>38823492

Are you from an alternate universe?

>>38823506
>I made like 5 moves.
What prevented you from taking the hint when the fist one failed?

>>38823526
Yes, it's called "the real would outside of this circle-jerk echo chamber which we call /r9k/"

>>38823541

Most were on different girls. I'm a cum scattergun (not). All failed ofc. Had virgin moustache before uni, looked really gay. Shaving doesn't help much

>>38823363
Incels everywhere lol

>>38823506
I wish I could watch you make moves. You're probably to nice and subservient about it.

>>38823587
Oh, ok. Sorry, I thought you meant 5 moves on the same girl (there are people that pathetic out there).

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>>38823506
>Most women are cowards so this. Calling a lie "polite" is retarded though.
You know what I mean, there is no actual politeness in a woman's speech. Only folly.

>>38823576

>girlfriends

Then why do you post here. Besides, as a cyborg, I call you out on bullshit. I say, as long as you're on r9k, your dick is as dry as Sahara desert.

>>38823363
friendzone is precursor to relationship zone.

You just wanted the fuck zone but you dont want sluts?

>>38823607

>Oh, ok. Sorry, I thought you meant 5 moves on the same girl
>Being this stupid

>>38823612

I post in here for a variety of reasons...
- Research.
- Sick of seeing you robots wipe your virgin butt-tears all over other boards.
- Every now and then I can give some advice to someone who actually wants some.

>>38823619
>friendzone is precursor to relationship zone.
This is one amazing lie, some girls literally told me that they would actually do things with me if I wasn't ugly looking or wierd.

>>38823592

I am disappointed in the world. I had a chance at psspuss but she was an ugly gypsy, a liar and a hypocrite. She also laughed at my friend when he was down

>>38823600

Maybe, but if I have to put on a mask to get someone, then she can go fuck herself (sadly actually chad).

>>38823610

Fuck them man. My metagame is becoming an immortal master of VR. Or die trying.

>>38823653

If our opinion matters that much to you, then you're even more miserable. You're a loser if I've seen one

>>38823672
That has nothing to do with you being friends with them or not, it's because you're ugly-looking and weird.

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>>38823363
>I want a sweet nice caring boyfriend
WRONG
>I want a sweet nice caring boyfriend that I'm romantically & sexually attracted to
FIXED

betas BTFO

>>38823692
>If our opinion matters that much to you, then you're even more miserable. You're a loser if I've seen one

From what in the statement to which you are replying did you erroneously get the idea that your opinions matter to me at all?

>>38823733

From the one where we tried to convince you that you're not a fag.

>>38823506
Women are compulsive liars. If you had a dad who gave half a shit, he would have told you to watch out for it

>>38823363
According to Plebbit, nice caring guys aren't really nice because they expect something in return.

In order to be truly nice it has to be a 100% aaa activity.

>>38823363
lol true or not it's a funny picture. suppose it might upset some people if it hits close to home

>>38823942

We aren't here because we're nice guys. We're here because we're unlucky men.

>>38823363
Friend zoning is a fucking myth.

I don't get why so many beta fucks want to believe so hard that they are a good fit for the women they got rejected by.

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>mfw so ugly I can't even be a beta orbiter

>>38823363
The problem with this little cartoon is that most robots don't make sweet, nice, caring boyfriends when they get their chance. Most end up being clingy, needy, spineless, jealous, whiny, and utterly dull.

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>>38823942
I'm a nice caring guy and I've had gf's since I was 17 after never having even hugged or held hands with a girl, since then most girls have said I'm "sweet, smart and cute" I think it's that last part that's important if you want a girl to like you
>I'm 5'9 ~130 lbs NOT athletic (just casual skate + bmx)
>I'm legit shy and easily flustered
>I dress like shit, literally the same anime t-shirt and raggedy jeans for days
>I have absolutely no game, I have no idea how I suddenly wind up behind a Target at 2am making out with some qt

Stop hating girls for not liking you

>>38823994
Because it's far easier to believe that than to accept that they're the problem.

>>38824060
>Stop hating girls for not liking you

But... that's the entire point of /r9k/.
If you take that away there's nothing left but "why you no fuck boys in ass; it's tots not gay at all, goys!"

>>38823363
>this triggers women
Judging by this thread, you're right. Good call OP.

>>38824103
Today's lesson in robot reasoning is... if someone disagrees with me, they're "triggered".

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>>38823363
I totally recognize and accept that I am not Chad, therefore when I hear the word "friend" coming out of her mouth towards me on any way, it's time for me to fuck off and never talk to that bitch again. A lot of roasties I know, take advantage of the beta orbiter who's desperately waiting for a chance with her by having him doing stuff for her like buying her food, taking her to places, (if said guy has a car) and validation, always reminding her how pretty and good looking she is.

I refuse to be that, because I know my position in life. Some beta orbiters just don't give a fuck about themselves so they'll give a piece of themselves just to be next to that girl they like. I know I am ugly as fuck, so I know where I belong, roasties are exclusively saving themselves for Chad, but I still try because sometimes I refuse to lower my standards. But guess what? If I don't get her, I deal with it and keep moving on, never become a beta orbiter, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

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Here's a thought:

Go out with a woman who friendzoned you,but hit on other women like the one you are with is just a wingman.... what would their reaction be?

I've been told by a girl they just want me as a friend. I said okay and moved on. Stopped hanging around her after a while. I was fine and she was fine. Who gives a shot if you get friend zones. She's going with what she thinks is best for her, not you.

>>38824128
You're learning! Lurk for another year or two and you'll get it.

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>>38824195
"OMG anon, I'm so glad you're trying at least, maybe the next girl will like you... aw, you're right, that totally is the 4th girl who didn't like you tonight, hey at least your Mom loves you, Jesus loves you too lol"

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what's wrong with having a friend who happens to be a girl? why do all you care about is lewd, it's pretty creepy desu

>>38824252

Sad; but unfortunately, quite accurate.

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>>38824298
You're probably a girl, and you seem nice, and you would be shocked to know that 75% or more of your straight male "friends" would be dtf if you gave them the least encouragement, offer one a blowie as a joke and don't be surprised to suddenly see his pants around his ankles and his throbbing cock bumping against your mouth

Yup beneath our thin veneer of civility we are disgusting and obscene

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>>38824716
I don't even like men though, why can't I just have some friends who like vidya and weeb shit

>Be on Swiflie
>Dumbshit makes typical "Where are all the good guys, that want a relationship and not just sex ;(" post
>Tell her they're being ignored in her friendzone because she only acknowledges "bad boys"
>Shitload of people agree with me
>She deletes the post

>>38824817
Hate Trump post that Hilary would make way better president, tons of Hilary supporters agree with me...

You see where this is going?

>>38824876

I know what you're trying to say, you're delusional if you think the chad's winning don't even notice.

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>>38824298

Who the fuck knows but it's irritating

>Have friend that's a girl
>Wow anon, stop being so obsessive she's just leading you on

Most(almost all) of the shit we do together is her idea, but I get flak for it. I don't understand.

>>38824931
I just want some guy friends since my hobbies are done mostly by them

>>38824789
>I don't even like men though
Then why should a guy waste time around you?
>why can't I just have some friends who like vidya and weeb shit
Easy, go get female ones.

>>38825059
>go get female ones.
girls catty and don't play autism core games
> waste time around you?
be frend, have fun :(

>>38824035
This /thread/
>now this comment is original

The friendzone is the guy's fault 100% of the time.
If you got friendzoned then fucking leave. Don't linger following her around like an abandoned puppy.
>but our special moments that mean so much?!?!!