Who here /sip/?

>>38823154

Go buy some meth instead you pussy

>>38823174
Meth is more expensive

>>38823154
do /sip/pers drink these everyday or just when they need it ?

Go neck yourself. Who the fuck is sanctioning this retarding overt product shilling?

Is this a private marketing scheme or is it part of 4chan's money making schemes?

>>38823482
Two a day

>>38823510
I think it's part of the ironic distance our society uses to cope with the fact that the main reason we're alive is to be marketed to

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>>38823510
You seem irritable. Maybe you should /sip/ a sugar-free Pure Zero?

>>38823557
but they dont sell it in my country

>>38823532

I'm thinking, considering how spam unfriendly 4chan is, this is 100% a 4chan sanctioned marketing scheme.

If it has any success it kind of shows how much the userbase of 4chan as changed. Bunch of retards.

Rockstar feels too sticky, like someone dissolved 10 jolly ranchers in a can of sugar water. I always feel like I need to brush my teeth after drinking one.
Monster is ok, except the white cans. Those give me a headache.

>be at a friends house
>get handed a can of this
>tastes like pisswater
>literally couldn't finish the can
>had to pretend to go to the bathroom to pee and dumb that shit in the sink

I found a dead cockroach in one of those cans once. Called HQ and they apologized and wanted to send me a case of free cans but I said no because then I would be forced to drink them all cause my parents are very frugal and I don't really like the taste.

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>>38823848
That's awful. It was probably intended for one of these coontacular cans instead.

>>38823154
What about coffee you underage faggots?

>>38823594
You faggots used to give hundreds of bucks to underage """cutes""" back in the days.
I'd rather have people ironically marketing shitty energy drinks, that only neckbeards drink, than neckbeard pedos

>>38824091
I'm not a 15-year-old goth. I outgrew coffee ages ago.

We don't have that in my country, but I drink other zero calorie energy drinks. Its those and napping on the bus that keeps me functional during the workday

>>38823666
Monster is the worst.
Just stick to rox and red bull

>>38824091
Yerba Mate is a better hot caffeine beverage. Coffee is for plebs.

>>38824129
>outgrowing coffee
I bet you never had a job for over a month.

>inb4 jokes on you! I've always been a NEET kek

>>38824162
You sound like a cucked hipster from Berlin who runs around with a Jutebeutel

>>38824185
>cucked
Nope
>hipster
Nope
>from Berlin
Nope
>Jutebeutel
Had to look that up. Why not just call it a tote bag?

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UGK FOR LIFE THATS HOW WE GET DOWN

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/sip/ to get /fit/

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The lime rockstar tastes like margarita mix

Who /thedoctor/ here?

>>38824144
Rehabs are great. The rest are shit.

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If your local store sells this, shoplift a can and try it. Its quite good. Tastes pretty much like store brand orange juice

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Man, there's nothing I like more than a Rockstar to really brighten up my day.

Feel empowered as the sweet taste of electrolytes travels through your mouth into your bloodstream giving you a 6-hour burst of energy and rejuvenating even the worst of a bad night's sleep.

>>38824228
Because I only know the German terminology for it cunt

>>38823532
Life is social engineering on a planetary scale.

>>38824333
>shoplift a can and try it
Or maybe you can not be a nigger and actually pay for the damn thing like a decent human being?

>>38824144
Kys, monster is great

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>>38824165
>tfw professional
>tfw tcf while enjoying /sips/

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>tfw no monster bf

>>38824333
How's it compare to the Orange Monster? I just drank one of those.

>>38824592
Uncut cocks are so disgusting. But then again I'm a straight guy with a cut dick. If I was female I'd nope.jpg if I saw an uncut dick.

>>38823154
you can get 500 200mg caffeine pills on amazon for like $0.02 a dose. That's more caffeine than those faggot drinks for MUCH cheaper and is objectively healthier than that syrup shit.

Amphetamine is better. Who /vyvanse/ here?

>>38824470
I just didn't want to be confused for a shill

Does Monster have a sugarfree version with the original formula? In my country only weird flavors are sugarfree.

>>38823154
>Not drinking Wired
I can get cans of the stuff for 79 cents each. It's some of the best value an energy drink can give.

>>38823666
What? Monster is undrinkable liquid foulness except for the Zero Ultra line, which can be quite nice.

>>38824721
>Uncut cocks are so disgusting. But then again I'm a straight guy with a cut dick. If I was female I'd nope.jpg if I saw an uncut dick.
Listen you burger, not all of the world is a slave to the JUDEN

Most girls love uncut dick. Ive never had a single complaint.

>>38823154
I don't even drink soda

I'm not putting that shit into my body it'll kill me

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>>38824470
>paying for things
Cuckery at its finest

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mfw these were on sale 10 for $10 for two weeks straight

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>tfw caffeine doesn't affect me at all

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>>38827708
This.

>tfw used to covfefe
>moved on to /sip/
>then two /sip/s
>barely a mild buzz
time to move on to harder drugs I guess

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>>38823154
Sips?
Lmao. I take a scoop of PRO SUPPS MR HYDE INTENSE ENERGY PRE-WORKOUT now. Drink 15 minutes before I go to the gym and feel like a fucking monster. Because sips are for pussies.

>>38827741
>Be me at 14
>Screwing around in aunt's backyard
>Find my uncle's weed
>Wanted to try and be a rebellious teen and do weed
>Don't want the weed smell to linger on me
>Get a handful out of the container it's in and shove it in my mouth
>Swallow
>Don't feel a thing
>Tfw never get high off of eaten weed

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Time to buy more /sip/