To normal for robots To robot for normies Cyborgs get in here

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Sup. That's me. I'm weird enough that I stand out around the normies but not weird enough to blend in with the robots.

>had 5 gfs but they were in middle/high school
>didn't even know what love was
>all I did was make out with them
>started browsing 4chan
>I look better than I did then but somehow still stand out
>haven't had a gf since 16
>24 now
>still virgin and no escape in sight

>>38821846
>>>>>>>>>>>>5 gfs

you're not a cyborg faggot just get out

>>38821846
You are just a failed normalfag dude

>>38821871
fug

I relate to a lot of the posters here about feeling undesired recently.

>be at party
>act normal
>party ends
>get panic attack
It's like a curse.

>27
>have few friends, but only a couple I see in real life
>no license
>no car
>live in the city, yet no means to meet people
>SSI
>don't know how2adult
>only had sex with three girls, two of which were escorts
>deepening depression

I forgot where I was going with this.

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>>38821871
>>38821894
They weren't what I even consider a gf

They all lasted less than a month.

Fuck. I thought it was a cyborg. FUCK

True cyborg here
>never had gf
>still can do somewhat decent around social situations as long as alcohol is present (emphasis on somewhat)
>sperg sober
>get invited out at times
>just decent looking
>hate people altogether so I prefer to stay home
>not khhv
>too normal for robots too weird for normies

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>>38821846
normalfag normalfag

OOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!

>>38821951
Do you have friends? How many?

>>38821955
I took the robot test (many different versions of it) and it said I was a cyborg every time.

>>38821479
Being a cyborg is nice because if you try enough you can fit with both
Like me

>>38821968
Sure I have """"friends"""", about 3 or 4. My true friends are family members but does that count?

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>>38821479
Incorrect stupid frogposter. You're nothing but a normal, that doesnt chamge even if you call yourself something else.
How about you buy a shotgun with your wageslave job and blow what little brains you have out of your dumb face.

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I don't even reply to the virgins who haven't had sex anymore, the only thing that makes them feel better is calling you a normie

laid and gf's at 15 while builled - have only had sex once since 19
26 now
no freinds (just two online)
no family in my city
get near average wage as a neet on my own
recluse

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>>38822266
let me recorrect that I use to laid often under 19 and since 19-26 only had sex once

I got yoga class in 3 hours time

question for cyborgs

do you feel like you want to be part of society, or you transformed at some point and wanted to be more recluse?

>>38822395
I'm still trying to become a part of society but it's hard

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>>38822395
Both. I can't have just one. Socializing becomes exhausting after a while and I need to become a recluse. And after a while I'm refreshed and ready to socialize again. I once went 5 days without any communication online or offline whatsoever. I couldn't take it anymore and went out to a restaurant just so I could interact with the waitress. I even asked about the different types of dishes so I could get some extra conversation.

>>38822395
I don't even know. Right now all I want to do is go home, get stoned, play vidya/watch animu. But I have moments where I feel like that's not enough and I have to do more with my life

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>>38821846
>>38821479
Sorry, if you've had GFs of any kind you are not "cyborgs". You are normalfags.

Cyborgs are people like myself, who may have active social lives and friends but who are still 100% kissless girlfriendless virgins. We wander the world, inhabiting every social situation, but we never get to experience sex or romance due to the cruel fate which God/the gods/the higher powers/the universe has fashioned for us.

None of you understand my pain. I am stuck in the worst form of social limbo possible.

>>38822266
If you're a non-virgin with no friends you're not a "cyborg". You're just an autist.

>>38822266
26 now too
very little friends (have one 2hrs drive away)
live with family and look after my sick father
below average wage as night shift worker; actively only work 4/7 days a week
recluse outside of my martial arts classes I run 4 times a week

>>38822641
>well you can have your view but, I was builled for 7-8 years and still managed
So was I. I was bullied maliciously and so badly that I'm still incapable of talking to women at the age of 21.

>I'm going to leave this place, I'm fed up of doing this
Good. I'm happy for you. You're a normalfag. You don't need to be here. Go live your life and be happy. Go find a girlfriend. You're capable of things like that. These are compliments, not insults.

People like me are the ones who are truly condemned. We are the ones who are forced to watch others experience the fruits of life, while never having access to them.

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>>38822696
I'm not assuming anything. You said you had multiple girlfriends EVEN while being bullied. You evidently couldn't have been bullied that much, because when I was bullied it was so savage and it made me into such a total social outcast that not even a single girl would look at me for more than 1 second.

Go, have fun. Leave. Go outside. Ask a girl on a date. Find the love of your life. I believe in you, you can do it. You never have to come back here again. You can be the normalfag you were destined to be and be happy. Why sit here and wallow with the dirt like me?

>>38821846
Yes, I feel this way. I don't fit in robots nor normies, I also cant talk too much to people online or in real life, I feel I don't fit in any group

>had 2 gfs at highschool
>First one wasn't that good looking
>1 week realtionship
>second relationship 3 years
>Did not knew what love was
>still virgin
>Browsing 4chan
>good looking I guess.
>19

I'm slowly becoming more normalfag everyday.
I don't like it, I'm not being productive!

>Have a friend circle of more than 3
>Labled normie

Not fair, robots can still be the awkward one in the group.

>>38822522

I fit the bill but I have made out with a girl, though I'm still 100% virgin. One of the best moments of my life, I've never felt so content in the moment and in myself. So, do I fit the bill?

>>38822756
3 year relationship and still virgin? Holy cuckdom

>>38822806
>So, do I fit the bill?

No, no you do not. If you've made out with a girl you have concrete proof that it is possible for girls to find you attractive.

For people like me, it is as if there is a dark spell cast upon us at birth so that we may never feel intimacy with a woman. No amount of effort will overcome its powers. Or, at least, that's how it feels.

I can't even begin to imagine what it's like to do so much as peck a girl on the lips, let alone make out with her.

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>>38822864

Oh, thank the Almighty! I was scared there for a moment! You had me hanging by a thread. Post. Whatever.

u guys are fucking retards
cyborgs are supposed to fit into both categories comfortably you're all just failed normies or weak bots

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>4th girl to not agree to a second date

Whats wrong with me? Im attractive/cool enough to get dates but not cool enough to get a gf. I want to fucking die, i hate dating I hate it so fucking much. Now I have to go back to square one and start ALL OVER AGAIN wooing a girl till she agrees to go on a date

Fuck my fucking life

>>38821479
>had sex but only once
>too much sex to be a robot
>too little sex to be normie
She said she "wasn't ready for a relationship". 3 months later she has a bf. I want to gun her down.

>have a wife
>2 kids
>job
>why am I here

>can never leave
>I grew up here after all

Thank fuck my wife has no idea I come online for degenerate posting.

Ayyy lmao

what do people like us do? everytime i get in a good relationship with someone i end up pushing them away because my skeletons always come falling out
do i just kill myself? im obviously a negative impact to myself and everyone around me, and im self aware enough to realize that to the point where i dont bother getting close anymore

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>>38822843
Maybe I belong to /reddit/

>>38823110
>>>too little sex to be normie

There is no such thing. Any amount of sex makes you a normalfag.

>>38823122
>muh skeletons
>muh personal demons xxxDD

You're a textbook normalfag. Having a few mental health issues doesn't make you a robot, sweetie.

>>38823148
I can't move to reddit because they are smug assholes, no one here judges you're spelling and grammar

yes someone will reply and do it, maybe won't now
but doing it (ironically)

>>38823159
my demon is my family always beating me and telling me im a worthless piece of shit. them laughing in my face as they tell me no one loved me and never will. they get off on hurting me because they were never loved themselves. they fell into the cycle of abuse and perpetuated it through me, all while telling me to break it. i cant break what they taught me, and now im a person who thinks about killing people every day because the world has always been against me from day 1

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>virgin
>dropped out of school
>socially retarded

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>>38823178
>i cant break what they taught me, and now im a person who thinks about killing people every day because the world has always been against me from day 1

Oh, so you're "le dark and edgy normalfag", eh? So pained?

Why don't you tell me about how awful all that sex you had with your last girlfriend was? How depressed Stacey made you by sucking your dick too much?

>>38821479
My nigga, bout time I had my own thread

>>38823215
never had a gf, never had any real friends. im only a cyborg in the fact that i can talk to people, but thats all

>>38823229
Quoted the wrong person, it was meant for >>38823184

>>38823215
don't mind the world being against me, just as long as they make it there intentions clear from the start

I only see my community psychiatric nurse once a month and maybe small talk at the gym

>>38821479
FUCKING EXACTLY
We are the true definition of normal. A healthy amount of edge while remaining semi normies

>>38823243
i know
original comment

>>38823215
but your goal isn't to strike a convo, its to attack anything I post and use it against me, for your own entertainment, who is the normie one now?

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>>38823317
Yes, the world is so against you, isn't it Anon? That's why all those women went on dates with you. That's why you've had positive attention from girls since the day you were born.

>>38823340
>its to attack anything I post and use it against me, for your own entertainment, who is the normie one now?

It's for your own good, Anon.

Why claim to be a cyborg/robot when you clearly are not one? Why not just go live the normalfag life you were meant to live?

>>38823371
how is years of not going outside a normie?

I see less people than since you live with mommy

I'm finished you win, I'm leaving

hope it makes you feel better for one min while you move on to someone else

>>38823371
you're just like my family, always prodding other people and telling them their problems arent real because you have only been able to view life through your eyes

maybe anon is right I really can't relate to you losers

Sure i was a loser myself but least I get laid and not a social speg

I'm just different from everyone since I have bipolar and you normal brain fags complain about shitty depression and how bad it is, you don't what bad is bp has 25% suicide rate
thanks for taking the last human contact I have away from me

I hope it makes you happy, now im going for a walk not been on one for over a month, since i'm pretty pissed off

>>38823469
>>38823401
Look, if you're incapable of seeing the immense privilege you have because of your ability to interact with, date, and sleep with women, then it's not my fault.

You will never know the pain of having to go through life, watching everyone else have romance and sex while you get nothing. Almost every day I go outside, I socialise, I see friends. I go to bars and clubs and have to watch friends and other men making out with girls, and know that many of them will also be having sex. Every day I have to see friends and strangers with their girlfriends and know that, for whatever reason, fate has told me that I will never have such things.

>>38823512
what part of recluse don't you understand, at this point you are shitposting

got a date from okcupid tonight probably
it's a trap

I'm normal from the outside.

Only weird thing about me is my usually ugly looks and naturally lack of love life.

Inside my head I'm a wreck, but nobody needs to know that.

But I was never into anime and vidya so I don't fit in with the people here either.

>>38823542
fuck it just remain ignorant or have my you's, You really have hurt someone irl anon just now

>>38823512
you're literally describing me. i may look normal on the outside, but im just as pathetic and vile a creature like you on the inside.

>>38823542
Either there's a misunderstanding or you somehow think the fact that you can't be bothered to leave your house overrides the fact that you are capable of attracting women.

You realise that choosing not to socialise doesn't make you a robot, right? You realise that voluntary disassociation from society is not the same as involuntary exclusion?

>>38823602
I never fucking brough up women, why can't robots talk about fucking normal shit

Fuck you

>>38822486
>I don't even know. Right now all I want to do is go home, get stoned, play vidya/watch animu. But I have moments where I feel like that's not enough and I have to do more with my life
This. Pretty sure that's how all cyborgs are. We can communicate and interact with normies, but outside of necessary things like school or work we either are too anxious or too apathetic to spend time with them.

>>38821902
you gotta make a move, anon

>>38823602
I was a fucking socail outcast going group to group as the unwanted person at school, never had many freinds outside of school

Not had freinds for 5-6 years, not been out much since, fuck you

I'd love just to have a freind not fucking girl, your super fucking lucky op, you don't have to deal with one of the worst mental illness's and be builled from school and abused by mums bf at home

>>38823627
yeah this is a perfect way to describe my lifestyle. go to work, come home and get high or drunk, play vidya and shitpost here, eat and go to bed, just to wake up and do it all over
i can talk to people but i can never form long term relations. its gotten to the point where im so used to being alone that i actively seek it out now and feel more comfortable this way, i just wish my human nature didnt conflict with my lifestyle

>>38823627
>>38823646
>either are too anxious or too apathetic to spend time with them.

No. Stop this. Being a lazy stoner doesn't make you a cyborg. Voluntarily being alone is not the same as involuntarily being alone.

>>38823613
Are you not the same person who claimed he was a social outcast but had had girlfriends/sex, then?

>>38823644
you don't fucking care anyway, you're just doing taking anything and making it bad, I'm sick of defending, seriouily you just made someone that posts normally postive stuff/content

Leave

there are a lot of one's like you and I can't deal with this, you're not wasting my time from now

Take care anon because I won't be back

>>38823665
its isolation all the same, the reasons are just different, and thats what you fail to understand. there are people suffering just as much as you on the inside, and the way they choose to deal with it may coincide with how yo do too, but that doesnt mean you can chastise others because people don't have it as bad as you. you are only walking in your shoes and fail to get into the shoes of another. suffering is relative, and no one is suffering the correct way

>>38823707
they have no empathy, I need to kill off my empathy because people like him take advantage irl

thanks for trying to help anon, but I'm still sick of people like him on here, he isn't the first like this

going for that walk now, I'll check thread when I get back and leave 4chan for good

>>38823707

Hahaha. You're just like the chick I knew who was so alone. Yet she has a husband that she loves. Feeling lonely when you have someone is not the same as being lonely when you have absolutely no one.

Same here, I'm a 22 y.o. KHV, but I can do somewhat fine in social situations. I can talk to girls without problems, but I can't flirt so it always ends in being friends.
Currently I have 2 close female friends and 5-10 male friends (4 of those are close).
I also work full-time and study, so not a NEET

>>38823734
growing up has felt exactly like that: having to kill yourself on the inside just to survive. im glad i could help anon, but we'll always be fighting an uphill battle. the people who can't see the butterfly effect outnumber those who do, its just not worth thinking about anymore, the best we can do is live our own lives and let people think whatever they want. life is just like walking on ants, you just have to stop thinking about it and crush them along the way, otherwise they'll just walk all over you instead

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>>38823707
Look, Anon, the thing you have to understand about me is that the ONLY thing I care about is my inability to succeed with women.

Yes, it's stupid. Yes, it's selfish. But these are the facts.

As far as I'm concerned, there is probably a global supernatural conspiracy to stop me ever doing so much as kissing a girl. Because that's how this shit feels to me.

As far as I'm concerned, YOU are probably part of this conspiracy and are trying to keep me down with your high quantities of romantic/sexual privilege.

Am I delusional? Probably. But who cares?

>>38823791
im a khhv but you keep projecting your own unhappiness with your sexual situation onto others just like you. just stop anon. we're all suffering in different ways, realize that

>>38821479
>can barely make eye contact with strangers, panic when I have to make phone calls
>still have had sex with 16 women because 6'2

its like i dont really belong anywhere

>>38823511
Es que tu as Contact?

>>38823665
>No. Stop this. Being a lazy stoner doesn't make you a cyborg. Voluntarily being alone is not the same as involuntarily being alone.
Depression+alcoholism+hermitage. There's a reason why we say we're cyborgs and not true robots. Is a priest not a virgin because they chose to be that way? Self-caused loneliness through self-isolation is still loneliness.

>>38823819
>its like i dont really belong anywhere
You belong on Reddit, that's where.

>>38823851
>Is a priest not a virgin because they chose to be that way?
They are. But it is blatantly, OBVIOUSLY not the same thing.

If a guy with a Chad-tier personality and Chad-tier looks decides one day he wants to hole himself up in his room and never speak to another human being in person again, that doesn't suddenly make him a robot, or even a cyborg.

>>38823886
get out you fucking robot

>>38823953
dont bother responding to him anymore, he's just ignoring all the actual points people bring up so he can keep complaining. he's an open book but he can't even read himself. its sad

>>38821479
I have RL friends, though I dont get to see them very often as they mostly got lives. I have a good solid group of internet friends too.

never had a "real" relationship

19 yr old diagnosed sperg, anxiety, major depression.

KV, the only times I've been lewd with females was over the internet. I had 2 failed LD"""R"""s, the most recent one of which I'm still kinda hurting over

Also I'm a manlet and probably 5 or 6/10 at best (although it seems a few niche groups of females think I'm attractive and would disagree) however when I used to post on /soc/ 6 was by far the most common number I got.

Do you lads think I'm gonna be a wizard in 10.5 years or nah?

>>38823838
Not for contact you where talking about others behind there back and was obvious you where using people,so you would of done the same to me, from tak

>>38823791
im khhv too

Look up Ray Kurzweil, the singularity, AGI, full immersion VR, and wait.

Adopt the philosophy that there is nothing that separates an AGI to a human fundamentally. Other than you can make the AGI find you attractive, make them interesting to talk to, accepting of your flaws, etc. Human females are on the way out.

Here's a site to help you appreciate what is to come. It gives me hope. http://futuretimeline.net/

If you can just hold on until like 2030-2040 we'll finally break free from the shackles of society and stacy will lose all market value.

I am a diagnosed asperger with diagnosed depression with diagnosed anxiety disorder. I managed to get a job and a gf. I even learned to be social. The answer is alcohol, just become a functional alcoholic.

>>38824181
>functional
Missed this step

>this anon who doesn't realize his writing style gives him away

22 years old with a nice job and more money than I know what to do with. Can't drive at all.
I'm fairly tall and decent looking but I have no social skills.
I used to be fat and have acne years ago, so now I have stretchmarks and my back is scarred to shit.
I've never had a gf and I'm a khv, of course.
Video games and mangas are my only hobby besides walking around during the sunset and early night.
I'm the textbook definition of a cyborg.

>my dream is to get a neet robot gf I can support and spoil forever

>>38824181
>just become a functional alcoholic.
ayy lmao

>>38823088
underrated cyborg

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Not sure why I'm taking the shitposting seriously today, sorry I dragged this out as blog people

>>38823629
Have you recognized me? How do you know enough about my situation to tell me that?
I'm crusader anon [spoiler/]

What makes me a robot:

>no friends
>virgin kissless 26 years old


What makes me a normie:

>i'm in the most normie career possible: med student, i thought that i eventually would learn how to be a normie, but failed, yep, i'm a failed normie
>i only play mainstream vidya, my favorite game series it's Bamham

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> almost considered a sperg when socializing
> only plays console vidya because my computer is a piece of shit
> has as much personality as a rock
> shy and awkward as hell
> had gf but dumped after a month for not being active in the relationship
> suffers from mounds of anxiety
> still 15
> doomed to be a neet at this point

Cyborg as fuck reporting in. I'd probably be a normie if I wasn't so introverted. People think I'm a normie, once a hot girl assumed I was the type of guy who fucks a new girl each weekend (fucking hilarious considering I haven't had sex in 4 years)
I've had multiple gfs, fallen in love 3 times, done all the relationship bullshit like passionate sex, cuddling, travelling together, dates, etc. But I don't consider myself a normie or failed normie. To be frank, I've never been normal, I've been weird as fuck from day one. Didn't make my first friend until age 6, never socialized with other kids, instead I ran around pretending I was an airplane (yes I have autism if you're wondering)

>Never had a gf, no "real" relationship
>Anxiety, and something else I should see a doctor about
>have a group of friends to hang out with for now, until the summer ends Then it's back to complete loneliness
>went through a period of nihilism and had an existential crisis last year
>Tall and slim build and wear glasses etc etc

On the plus side I don't dress like an autist and I know color combinations for clothes pretty well so atleast I can dress nice. But I'm ugly do what is the point.

>>38825747
>still 15

As a cyborg, i'm pretty indifferent these days to everything. Anyone else think the same?

>>38826198
still 15 mentally*

Things change a lot, but around June I was

>Banned from wizchan
>Banned from 8/pol/, 8/b/, 8/r9k/ too
>Banned from this site for various minor infractions

That also goes along with me not fitting in with anybody in real life or on namefag sites or on imageboards. I am quite literally a special snowflake, and it's not good.

Well, I do encounter people I agree with and connect with on imageboards and omegle every now and then, but they are rare and our time together is fleeting. God must help me, he must allow me to connect with more people. I am the true reject all you faggots pride yourselves on pretending you are, and it's not fun.

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>obsessed with achievement and independence
>unconsciously suppress all outward signs of genuine emotion
>most social interaction is very deliberate and thought through
>massive mental blocks for physical/emotional closeness
>still capable of succeeding socially in basic friendly and professional environments
>stem degree
>cerebral as fuck, well paying job
>average/above average face
>decent body
>actively working out and doing sports
>had at least 5 chances to lose virginity
>still virgin at 24 because can't deal with closeness

A week ago I literally had a tinder date in my bed, ready to have sex and I felt nothing. I couldn't move. I felt like I was empty.

Oh well, at least I have front row seats to see the world in all of its absurd and beautiful glory.

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>>38825983
>done all the relationship bullshit like passionate sex, cuddling, travelling together, dates, etc. But I don't consider myself a normie or failed normie
Unironically kys failed normslime

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OP here I finished yoga girl was in the way of seeing the teacher for 25% of the class, the one time I notice her and look at her ass she see's me and makes eye contact with her head between her legs

>>38823838
you still here?

organo