femanons, how big are your areolas? Do you like them?

>>38821335
>tfw no titcow gf.
I wanna gf wiff big miwwkies!

I would like to impregnate a femanon's breasts

Can she set those fat titties on top of my head? Also, can she slap me in the face with them?

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>>38821572
The future is now, fellow titcow anon

I hate my areolas. I have small boobs and I think my areolas are too big and puffy, they're very sensitive and soft though. Still I think no one would like them, I'm so insecure about my boobs, no one has ever seen them and probably no one ever will; also that's one of the reasons why I've never had a bf.

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>>38821741
>I have small boobs and I think my areolas are too big
rekt

>>38821741
Your boobs are perfect.

All boobs are perfect in a man's eye.

>>38821741
Lol that sucks. I will level with you, i hate large areolas. Other guys have different preferences of course.

>>38821795
Don't lie. There are some disgusting looking breasts out there

>>38821795
>All boobs are perfect in a man's eye.

A blatant lie and an affront to the sacred titcow threads. It's true that you will still be able to find some guy who'll fuck you anyway but he will be a dishonest serpent like this.

>>38821741
Ill be your bf? I dont care about tits or pussy or whatever, personality first, as long as you love and nnver leave me, it'll be ok

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>>38821741
>they're very sensitive and soft though

>>38821899
Sorry anon but I'm too afraid of men and in this thread there are already guys making fun of me. I'll leave this thread now. T_T

>>38821979
Nooooooooooooooooooo Don't be afraid of me..like I said I ll be yourt lover and I wont care about your looks or whatever jsut your personality and that you love me without hurting me..

email me..

[email protected]

wow. the thirst is real

>>38821979
come back pepperoni nips

>>38822048
>all those typos from being so thirsty

kys

>tfw lesbian titcow fetishist
>want to be an amazonian titcow yourself but stuck in smol skelly body, can't gain weight, forever a womanlet

i fill the void by playing TITS desu.

>>38821741
You should post them so that we may judge and give you endless (You)s

Mind you, all the feedback will be overwhelmingly positive.

>>38821335
any more of her ? originalioli

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>>38821741
>My nipples aren't good enough this really upsets me
Wow it's almost like capitalist mass media is really bad for people psychologically

>>38821741
>sensitive
Perfect.
Are they sensitive enough to make you make little cute girl noises when you touch them?

>>38822368
eden mor, shes gross and skinny roastie now though

>>38821335
they are between small and medium.
i haven't really thought about whether i like them or not
why does OP ask this question?

>>38821741
>big and puffy
Puffies are like the holy grail for a *lot* of guys (myself included).

>>38822681
why tf not? if you don't like it move on roastie

>>38821335
u still believe theres femanons here? weak

>>38821741
I don't like small boobs at all, but big puffy areolas are like a consolation prize.

It's nice to have something plump and soft to fill your mouth.

>>38821741
>>38822681
lol @ anyone who thinks these are actually girls

>>38821741
You should share those.
Nobody would figure them out anyway. Interesting or fucked up boobs are interesting to see

They change size. Sometimes big and stretched on my pale skin. Sometimes smaller darker pink and bumpy. It's just hormones and temperature but I'd say they were biggish as aeorola go

>>38825650
what size are they at their largest femanon?

>>38825650
Can't say I've measured but not like OP or anything

>>38826262
hmmm can you compare it to an object maybe? the op pic i posted was the most extreme example i could find desu

>>38826410
Largeish tangerines maybe. Hard to say because they go kinda transluscent

>>38826519
Or a smallish apple. Idk. Went with fruit as comparison despite it varying hugely

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>>38821335
I once sucked a girls tits but it was past midnight and I was tired and now I barely remember
>>38821741
They were like this.

>>38826545
hnng thats a nice size. can i give you my email or kik so i can tell you how amazing they are?

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>>38826602
>tfw never sucked a tit in my life, not even my mom's
from the looks of it thats something i'll never experience

>>38822119
>tfw short but titcow

Is that good enough

>>38827835
fucking disgusting. get out.

>>38821741
Pics or gtfo, now

my gf's boobs have been getting bigger and her nipples puffier. quite satisfying to suck and lick....

>>38827835
how big are they and how tall are you femanon?

>>38828094
36E and 165 centimeters!

>>38828137
marry me pls, or just take my email/kik/discord so i can worship you, ty femanon

Small boobs, small areolae, small nipples.

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>that one single post still getting replies
>some dude threw himself at the poster at full force
kek r9k is a joke

>>38828242
whats your discord! i'll add you maybe

>>38828441
my discord is: feral88#4086

>>38828137
pls..
why do you do this to me - i'm blushing

>>38828561
why are u blushing m8?

>>38828280
what is life like a chestlet? do you get jelly?

>>38828840
Occasionally, but I'm able to channel my titcow envy into sexual gratification.
Otherwise life is pretty okay I guess.

>>38828912
>channel my titcow envy into sexual gratification.
how do you do this, can you elaborate?

>>38828965
I occasionally get off to titcow bullying, I mean. Or at least fantasies of such.

>>38829025
lol are you being bullied by guys or titcows themselves? also what are they saying?

>>38821335
I honestly can't tell. They're the exact same colour as my skin... but feeling the different skin textures, they seem quite small, but jut out quite a bit.

>>38829061
do you have large udders?

>>38829047
No, by the titcows.
You know, the usual. Making fun of me for being a chestlet, needing to be taught/taken care of by a 'real woman', stuff like that.

>>38821335
Average sized, each have one big hair on it. I guess i like them? I don't give a lot of thought to my areolas.

>>38827835
best body type

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>>38821335
>tfw A cup but fairly large areolas

i feel unique but i'm happy with it i guess. when i'm warm they're all soft and sensitive.

>>38827575
Shitty thing is it was less than a week ago and I keep trying to remember.
Why did your mom not love you enough?

>>38829470
are they puffy too?

>>38829086
do you get off to guys twlling you how pathetic your chest is also? and then just using you?

>>38830233
Nope, because I'm not into guys.

Local man gets completely fucked outta his assumptions, 100% outta the park.

>>38829470
>sensitive
How sensitive?

>>38821335
My boobs are considered big but thankfully my areolas are proportionate.

>>38830391
what are you even saying man? and who are you talking about?

>>38831093
are you fairly attractive, you would say? what brings you to r9k?

>>38829470
I'm a sensitive guy
d-dyou wanna go for coffee fembot?

>>38821335
Good god. We need to make breast reduction surgery mandatory. Anything bigger than a C cup should be reduced.

>>38821509
> tfw has girlfriend, but she's not a titcow
> tfw love her anyway
> tfw iwn understand the true fulfilment of such wonderful breasts
Feels bad anon

>>38831663
>implying
every woman that gets breast reduction surgery has sullied herself in my eyes.

>>38821741
> big, puffy, soft, sensitive areoles
> not good enough
a-anon, I.. those are the absolute best kind

>>38831831
Wew, your gf must feel like shit

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>>38831663
take that back, titcows are love

>>38831876
What she doesn't know won't hurt her

>>38831905
too fat 4 me sorry

>>38831929
I know, but the feeling of inadequacy must still feel shitty. Dunno.

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>>38831905
>ywn have a girl this thicc
FUCKING KILL ME NOW

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>>38831936
is this titcow any better?

>>38831948
it's ok anon, she'll probably get bigger after I knock her up a few times
we want at least four :3

>>38831980
Much better, my friend.

In fact it would be perfect if someone with curvy proportions and big tits would love me.

>>38832023
Gross.
But if it makes you happy, oh well. Best of luck.

>>38831980
jfc that literally perfect

>>38821335
GOD HOW DID WE MAKE A TITS THREAD THIS FUCKING GAY

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>>38832098
i literally grew up fapping to her tits

>>38832122
its an areola thread though

>>38832170
seriously? me too.

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>>38832170
yes, ive shot out gallons to her by now

>>38831905
Fucking perfect. I want to replace my bed with her.

>cold
>about the size of an oreo
>warm
>about the a half inch wider across
i have small boobs too. theyre meh.
the worse part is the actual nipple is really pronounced 24/7 hot or cold and people make comments or think things that aren't true about the state of my sexual arousal.

>>38832706
Get them pierced

Or wuss out and use nipple tape. There are some forms of light padding you can get to put inside the bra to cover pokey nipples, too.

>>38832758
not into body mod desu
i already buy bras that have built in nipple guards most of the time.

>>38832825
There you go, then. You have no actual problem.

There is nothing to cover unwanted boners. And people definitely make assumptions about your sexual arousal when they see that.

>>38832871
I honestly don't think I've ever seen a guy randomly pop a boner.
Yes that probably makes me very unattractive.

>>38832871
i look at crotches compulsively and i never really see boners out in the wild. this wasnt a competition btw

>>38821335
I love big dark areolas. There's just something so sexy about them.

>>38821741
Tits or gtfo #1924

>>38832044
It's really not all that bad.
We're all human. None of us are perfect; there are elements to ourselves that we'd all like to change. I'm sure there are some parts of me she'd change if she had a magic wand, too. But I tell her that she's beautiful and that I love her, and it's true. A person isn't just a collection of body parts.
I was just grumbling on /r9k/ because that's what people do. Will I ever know what it's like to give a deep fucking to a sexy titcow? Probably not, because I've found my soul mate and she isn't one. She's a person, not just a sex object. Idk.

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>>38831980
F U C K

Oregenoali

>>38833116
That is surprisingly upbeat and sensible for 4chan. Your gf is a lucky gal.

>>38833116
ask her if shes down for a threesome and pick a tittycow m8