*sees you, resume in hand, walking into the store*

>>38821311
>The store

Oh , sorry, wrong building.
I don't work retail.

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>she puts it in the paper shredder once you walk out'

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>>38821338
*honks impatiently and angrily*

>>38821338
>he's not a good fit for our culture.

AKA you're weird

>>38821311
*slaps the mug to the floor and aggressively shakes your hand while making eye contact*

>>38821374
>Work in HR of a big firm
>First thing I do is take prospective candidates out to drinks to get to know them
A drunk body is an honest mouth

>>38821629
Thats the spirit champ! Now you're learning.

>>38821322
not if you keep making excuses you don't
but today is a new day, Sport, why not broaden your horizons and give it a chance?
No where to go but up, slugger.

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FINISH THE FUCKING CUP FROG REEEEEEEEE