so i really like this girl. how do i not come across as a loser?

Just don't be a loser

>>38821065
Start with "how do i be positive" and not "how do I not fuck up?"

>>38821065
pull down your pants and aim your tight browneye directly at her. with some tight clenching you'll be able to launch a loaf like a bullet directly into smiling face, knocking her teeth out fairly cleanly. they call that making an impression

>>38821110

this is my favorite post in a long, long time. thank you

>>38821149
you can thank me by posting results

>>38821168
what sort of results do you want

>>38821340
i just want to know if it was a good stratagem or not
if it doesn't get you the puss feel free to lie to me and just say it did

>>38821065
>so i really like this girl. how do i not come across as a loser?
Don't worry. You will. I guarantee it. Go for it anyway. You need the practice.

>>38821390
Strategem went perfectly. Glad I ate oatmeal yesterday

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>>38821065
Call her the n-word.
You won't chicken-shit