What the fuck? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art icle-475

>>38820803
>What the fuck?
same

What makes them think he was aiming for her tho?

He was actually possessed by the ghost of Eddie Guerrero and took his vengeance on the world with a colossal frog splash

>>38820803
Looks way better in the second pic

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>>38820803
Which one of you fat fucks did this?

>>38820803
So she was on a slide type thing? He must have amazing aim/ timing.

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>38821042
no she was in a river on one of those floating inflatable rings

>>38820803
They both deserve this for being retarded

somehow this guy will get dangerous offender or sex criminal status since no one can take a joke anymore

>>38821310
>since no one can take a joke anymore
*ruptures your spleen*
pshhh, nothing personnel kid

>>38820803
Serves her right for having a boy friend.

>>38821330
Its just a prank, bro. cmon cant you take a joke, bro?

>>38821470
bro, you're clearly responding to a toastie roastie my man, don't expect them to understand a refined gaff such as that

reminds me of that piece of shit, and all the faggots who defend him. was something like he was riding some stupid rail ride and starts sperging hard like an autistic little omega nerd and then starts ramming the little girl infront of him and she gets knocked out, then is grinning to himself like a sad loser as he walks to his car and everyone looks at him like he's scum of the earth

>>38821532
Oh yeah I remember this hahahahaha
anyone got the video

>>38820855
It doesn't matter to the media. If a cute white girl is injured, it's automatically newsworthy.

>>38821532
>>38821547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU21_-g__yg
he just wanted to go fast!

>>38821578
Cute white girls are more important and valuable than other women though. It makes sense that we give them more attention; they're rarer and more beautiful

>>38821585
if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen

>>38820803
>life in America

>>38821585
literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing at her lmao

>>38821631
This. It should be a death penalty offense to harm one.

>>38821585
NIce, bitch should have gone faster.

>>38821585
>literal autistic screeching

But why the fuck do you take a ride like this if you plan to go at a snail speed? You wanna sightsee or something? Imagine doing that on a rollercoaster.

>>38821631
>any kind of female

>important

>>38820803
>Try to commit suicide
>Dropkick a girl on your way down

What a story to tell at satans bar

>>38821686
>implying they aren't the ones doing the most harm to themselves by race mixing

She should have blocked high.
Bison's head stomp is pretty hard to deal with.

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imaging this in my head is fucking hilarious

i wish someone recorded it

>>38820803
What's with those pics?

>she normally looks like this when fully caked in makeup!
>but now she looks like THIS is in the hospital!

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>>38820803
Now what's your excuse?

you guys are retarded for thinking you can kill yourself from a 20 foot feet first jump. Injure at most.

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Eye witnesses have the described the perpetrator. If you see this man please inform the local authorities

>>38821585
I remember this one
The girl is stuck behind her parents most of the time and the autistic fucktard rams her and prob gave her good whiplash damages
The security on those things seems fucking awful, I'm surprised they're legal. Notice there's practically no backrest so any collision(and they don't prevent collisions at all, you gotta brake manually) can give you permanent damage.

>>38820803
fucking lol

imagine this 300 pounds fat fuck jumping off a bridge and landing EXACTLY on this chick who's just floating there

He was either a mathematician, retarded, or suicidal but at least he's not an attention whore

>>38821042

Most likely it was an accident that the media is claiming to be intentional because of the cute roastie victim.

>>38822197
it wasn't suicide. The bridge was only 20ft high.
Just an accident probably.

>>38824907
It was no accident it was a fat disgusting turd of a slob letting his reeee out, he should be arrested for assault, I'd beat the shit out of him if that was my gf, he'd need new teeth

inb4 internet tough guy

>>38823906
It's her own fault. The security is in you following the rules and not stopping. Stopping and braking is not allowed except to prevent collision

Roasties BTFOooooooooooooo................oooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>38821585
Bitch deserves it for going so slow

>>38825168
>inb4 internet tough guy
how can you say this inb4 when you posted what you posted though?

>>38821532
I remember it differently. As he was getting off his car the cuck dad was too much of a bitch to do anything. Probably a normie from here took one look at 7 feet tall 300 pound tardo and his tough normie act disappeared.

>>38825168
Look at this internet tough guy.

>>38820803
if he was 250 pounds no doubt he he was imitating this WWE move

https://youtu.be/w_eazLeaFec?t=16s

>>38820803
She looks a little deflated in the image on the right.

Normies suffered, so I'm happy. Thanks for the daily dose of hope.

>>38825168
Shut up, pussy. lmao

>>38823688
pretty good post, anon. im proud of you

>>38827395
what is there to enjoy in such intangible things?

>>38821585
holy shit, did he even get in trouble for that?

>>38821585
That guy is psychotic. Justifying is assault on that girl because she was going slow is immature, immoral, and insane. Just because someone "ruined" a ride for him does not give him the right to violently and knowingly harm another person, much less a child. This man is a dangerous, mentally unstable individual that needs therapy and psychotropic medication to help him of his anger issues. He is nothing less than a nutcase, unable to control his emotions and violently lashes out whenever he is inconvieneced. I can only take solace in the fact that he will one day be dead and the world will be rid of his cancerous ways.
Tl;dr fuck this guy

>>38825201
There's clearly another car right in front of her.

>>38827856
Go back to Facebook normie
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