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this isn't a library cunt, get out the way
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>>38820656
fuck with dick
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>THIS STUPID CUNT IS IN THE WAY REEEEEE
*silently go around*
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>>38820656
Already have a gf and she's too skinny for my tastes, so do nothing.
>>38820673
You internet tough guy robots crack me up. You wouldn't have the balls to call a girl a cunt to her face and you know it.
>>38820683
This guy is honest.
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Tell the staff she brought a drink into the store
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>jump her
and buy that zelda book, it looks comfy
oh, and on my way out I change the marvel comics to the "kidz and toddlers" section
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Leave her the fuck alone
Probably has at least 12 guys try to tall to her in a single hour.
Fucking bleak world of thirsty men we live in
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>>38820656
"e-excuse me miss... i'm sorry to be a bother, but *she turns around and makes eye contact with me* *i get flustered and my face turns red*... i was just wondering... if you could, like, move your legs out of the... uh, w-way, please. i-i'd really appreciate if you could do that, but i'll go around if it's really a bother......."
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>>38820741
*talk to her
Every mildly attractive girl that manifests in a public place WILL get hit on by multiple men
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>>38820656
Pretend to be interested in the books behind her and ask her politely to move, and then ask her what's she's reading. See how it goes from there.
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>>38820717
did you take>>38820673 seriously?
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I was in a book store today and only girls worked there. Like 3 girls working in a book store at the same time, it made me wonder how cost ineffective that must be. Sure it was a big store but really, its not like there is a lunchtime book rush every day.
Anyway I bought the new Matthew Reilly book.
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>>38820656
I pretend I search something around her and then make conversation to see if she's interested, they are mostly interested most of the time
t.chadislav
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>>38820656
nothing, she's busy and doesn't bother me in any way
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>>38820656
>gaming books
jesus christ. can females sink any lower that they have to spit on the sanctity of the written word?
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GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY you dumbass
what are you trying to do? don't pretend like you are reading something here and put that fucking cappuccino or whatever the fuck that is away before i fucking kick it in your face
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>>38820755
Don't you realize that's what girls want? Why do you think they go to starbucks just to read/study/do homework? It's because they're waiting for prince charming to come hit on them. They prefer to meet guys at random places like coffee shops or grocery stores rather than bars or clubs.
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Tell her to drop that vapid trash and start with the Greeks
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>>38820717
you dont belong here sweetie
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She's in my way. She's blocking my path. I would jump on her and just start raining blows on her. Knee strikes, punches, elbows, all that. Then slam her into the book cases a few times. If I felt like it, at that point I'd take her to Suplex City with repeated suplexes, fuck that would fuck her up.
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>>38820893
Sure but what's the odds of any non-fat non-ugly female NOT rejecting the advances of a robot when there are tons of single men that will fight for her attention at any given place and time? Fucking seriously dude do you know where you are right now?
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>>38820656
I'd ask her to please phone the police and EMTs, as I have no idea how I got there or how long I will remain cognizant of my actions.
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>fiction section
>spread out, in everyone's way
>coffee
INTO THE TRASH
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>>38820656
Walk over her and buy that Zelda Encyclopedia.
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>>38820828
You only have to pay women 3/4 of the salary of a man, so they got to have three people manning the store when they could normally only afford two at a time.
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>starbucks
she's used goods, lads
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>>38820717
sir, you're causing a scene and it's very apparent that you don't belong here. i'm going to have to ask you to move along please. /b/ is right down the hall, you'll be welcomed there.
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Politely but firmly request that she move elsewhere so that I can browse the shelves she's blocking.
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>>38820656
Get on with my life.
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Intentionaly slam my leg against herw while passing through the isleif i fall on her its a bonus
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Take off all my clothes, casually walk up to the bookshelf across from her and look through some of the literature. Butt ass naked
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>gaming
>graphic novels
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>>38820717
>already have a gf
Lol, no you don't. Stop lying on the Internet.
>she's too thin for my taste
Only anorexic girls are too thin. Stop pushing the faggotry that is "THICC" women. Thicc women are fat, and fat is not beautiful, it's unhealthy.
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>>38821031
That's so cute that you think I care what you believe about who 'belongs' here and who doesn't.
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>>38820656
bitch this ain't the fuckin food court take your coffee outside you basic bitch
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>>38820656
Step on her legs as I walk by and then deny it
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E-excuse me. I'm trying to get to Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.
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>>38820656
>sneakers without socks
>legs completely exposed
>legs lying on the dirty carpet
>long sleeves and she wears gloves
>she took the time to place the camera and pretends to read
>someone else took a photo of her
>in a book shop and not reading stem books
She is objectively good looking but she is the type of woman that if you talk to her at best she will ridicule you and post you online on social media on how you objectified her or at worse will have you arrested
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>>38820656
Ask her why she is doing silly pose's for Instagram or w/e shit it is
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Consider suicide when O get back home. Whats the point of living and having vast amoints of knowledge and wealth if in the end you're all you have.
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>>38820656
Mumble to myself "the fuck?" And walk out of the store because books are for losers.
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>>38820656
>google reverse image search
>first result is about Bogdanoff twins
2spooky5me
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>>38820656
This is the same women several years later. She's a model.
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>>38820717
>You wouldn't have the balls to call a girl a cunt to her face and you know it.
depends on the consequences of calling a girl a cunt
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>>38822277
Unironically though because she is a model she is definitely a much better person than if she was the "cultured", stuck-up, "educated", left progressive pro-diversity bookish girl type she was portraying.
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>>38820903
This.
t. someone who's starting with the greeks
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>>38820656
Did she make her friend take a picture of her reading just so she could share it online?
Why? What's the point?
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>casually stand next to where she is looking at books on shelf
>oh there it is
>step over her with one leg
>excuse me just grabbing a copy of 'replica'
>stand there one leg either side of her body humming and pretending to read book
>attempt to rest my balls on her head without disturbing her
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>>38823164
>Did she make her friend take a picture of her reading just so she could share it online?
No, she's a model doing some modelling.
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>>38822344
Still a whore that lets people take pictures of her for money
Sure, it's easy to be a "good" person after that.
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Keep walking as if she isn't there trampling her legs and kicking over her hot coffee, burning her. Fart as a pass.
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Tell this dumb bitch to read for the sake of reading instead of image.
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>>38820656
kick her legs out of the way. when she opens her whore mouth to complain, punch her. continue until she's knocked out.
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Think she only dates Chads and isn't a virgin qt, leave.
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>>38820656
I pick a different aisle to go through because girls are pretty scary desu desu
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>>38820656
Kindly tell her to move out of the way while calling her a cunt under my breath.
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>>38820656
This thread a-fucking-gain
goodness gracious you guys were SO mad yesterday about a chick pretending to read for a photo - this is how stacies operate, please move on
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>>38820903
>>38822742
can somebody greekpill me on starting with the greeks?
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>>38824903
There is another version, shorter
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>>38820656
GET A FUCKING CHAIR SLUT, I WANT THAT MAGIC THE GATHERING BOOK GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY
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Walk away. I was looking for their small amount of Gunpla kits, not to find a book.
Wouldn't people find it awkward to sit around like this? No issues if you want to read, but I'd feel weird sitting at a Barnes & Nobles reading out in the open.
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>>38824984
This is the one.
Original comment.
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Tell her to not be rude and inconsiderate.
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Try to stare at her legs unnoticed and curse that she's not wearing flats or flip flops.
>>t. Pathetic degenerate
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>>38820757
best idea yet, though it's probably the most serious
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Id ask her what shes reading and regardless what she says Id make a smug face and chuckle, then walk away laughing.
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>>38825144
Kek the best answer so far anon
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I would freak out because I wouldn't know wtf I'm doing in a bookstore. I haven't been in a bookstore since I was 12.
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>>38820656
*ask to see book directly behind her*
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>>38820724
sorry to ruin your post but that is either a barnes&noble or books-a-million and they always have coffee shops in them
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>>38825228
>via 9gag.com
kys
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>>38820656
>u-uhm, h-hello?
>you do know that p-people walk here with shit under their s-shoes rr-right???
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>>38820656
i wouldnt be in that section, i normally look for yaoi manga when i go to the bookstore.
if she was in that section i would get flustered because ihave anxiety and shy, iwould go somewhere else till she left then i get to look at the sexy boy mangas mmm yum yum
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>>38820717
>You wouldn't have the balls to call a girl a cunt to her face and you know
>Everyone's a whipped cur like me
Get back to your BMI 30 queen, sweetie
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>>38824811
Did it work? Did posting your little fantasy make you feel less ass-blasted about being a loser?
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>>38825396
Nice try, but I bet that the mere presence of a woman causes you so much anxiety that your balls retract into your body.
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Say excuse me in my usual monotone manner and step over her. She proceeds to take a quick look at me and possibly squeak out an apology for being in the way.
Who else /scarylooking/?
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>>38820656
"Accidentally" step on her ankle with my boot.
Then wonder why im in a book store when books can be found on the internet.
Leave.
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>>38825800
Post picture scary anon.
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>>38820656
Im-im-mediately browse a-another isle
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Why would I ever be in a bookstore? Why does anyone go to bookstores?
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>>38826019
Because if you see a book you might like, you can instantly get it.
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>>38820656
>Spot her then duck into the other aisle to think about how I would approach her
>Come up with an idea to ask her if I could take a look at the books behind her, then ask her what she's reading, then take it from there
>Pace back and forth in front of her aisle, taking half steps then turning around
>She notices
>Finally work up the nerve to ask if I could take a look at the books behind her
>She says sure, grabs her coffee and book, and heads to the cafe area
>I stay there crouched, staring at books I don't care about, and wondering if I'll ever not fuck up socially.
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>>38826106
That's one of the most sincere things I've ever seen on /r9k/. I really hope things get better for you.
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>>38826151
Thanks anon, that actually means a lot.
>original
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>>38826081
But it would be expensive. I'd rather read an old book or anything I could find for free online
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>>38820656
shes cute enough so i would probably sit down and ask what shes reading and why
if shes still interested i would probably say nonsensical shit + saying a girl like her shouldnt display her legs like that
if shes still interested i would ask if shes available at X time or something of the sort because then it would mean she likes me enough and she might have potential
i dont always talk to girls but when i find one whos interested i just literally be myself and see how it goes, because if she doesnt like me now she wont like me later. maybe she would grow to like me later but thats not what i want. instant chemistry is the best and safest bet.
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>>38826106
>tfw laugh at you
>mfw realize seconds later that you were describing me
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>walk over and kick her knee
>umm excuse you sweeti-
>BITCH THIS ISN'T A FUCKING LIBRARY
>Spit on her face
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If I was alone, I'd step over her while rolling my eyes and sighing.
If I was with my sister or friend, I'd step over her, then when we were almost out of earshot, I'd ask my accomplice, in a mock concerned voice, "do you think shes okay? Do you think she knows what a chair is?"
Fucking hate people like this. That's a Barnes and Noble, and they have sitting areas so toasties don't have to place their distended assholes on the fucking ground REEEEEEEE
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>>38820656
Ask her to move her camera because her photo op is blocking the aisle.
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>>38820656
attention-whore pretending to be geeky but won't even show the cover of the book she is "reading" and the focus of the picture is her legs
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>>38820656
>reading a shitty romance novel
>starbucks
I walk around and see a girl reading something that isn't shit and buy her an actual coffee
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why would i be in a book store?
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>>38820656
What is the idea of walking everywhere with the brand coffee? Do people really need it so bad to function? Never understood the appeal of that. If someone drink coffee as they go or outside the shop, I think of them as lesser human beings.
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>>38820759
Have you never seen a redditor before? They really are that retarded.
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>>38820656
Release a silent but deadly fart, wait 5 seconds, then face her and make eye contact.
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>get annoyed at how inconsiderate she is
>go "check" a book near the shelf she is leaning up against
>accidentally "" her coffee
>causally walk away without acknowledging her rage
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>>38826893
With a smug look on your face I hope
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>>38826920
You know me well, robot brother.
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>>38820656
Do the same exact thing in the same row facing so wee can see each other, just like a few feet down
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>>38820656
>see girl blocking the way
>trip on her while shes not looking
>say its her fault
>says the only way to make up for the fall is to have sex with me
>since its her fault, she has to comply
>loses virginity to girl
The perfect plan, robots, it works
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>>38820656
Hey this aint a library, you gotta pay for that book shiksa. Also no drinks allowed here.
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>>38827557
heh eh, kek
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>>38820656
She's there just because of getting attention, i am pretty sure about that, so, even if you are whatever the fuck you are, you wont get any chance to get her interest unless:
i'd hang around her by giving not a single look
and fuck to her to her until she gets the fuck out of there
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>>38820893
She wants prince charming, not me or you. There is literally no point in trying to hit on girls like her.
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>>38825144
>h-hey t-t-there, w-w-what are y-you reading?
>eeew get away from me, you creep!
As they say, no plan survives first contact with the enemy.
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>>38825284
hownew.ru/index/orig.html
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>>38825455
It did, until I realized I will never get laid regardless. Been treating girls like shit ever since.
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>>38827709
no she doesn't, it isn't what's coming. It is all about the impulsive desires that she'd feel at that moment. so no standards
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>>38827850
She will not experience any desire or impulse towards a guy not in the top percentiles look wise. Women are literally incapable of it biologically. The only way for betas to get gfs is when they're making a rational decision to settle. The only way for omegas to get gfs is there is no way. You will never experience a positive reaction when hitting on a girl you don't know in a public space unless you're chad, period.
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Just say, "excuse me" and step over her legs and keep walking. Nothing to it.
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>>38820656
Step over her, it's the only logical choice.
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>>38820656
Uh, how did I get into the pleb shit section?
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>"book shop"
>That sells graphich "novels"
I'd just turn around and find a none shit bookshop
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>>38820656
Perhaps think "hmm, she's kinda cute," and then go on back to minding my business and going about my day just like she is doing. It's a book store; not a bar/house party.
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>>38820656
Act like im looking at a book thats above her but im really just trying to put my crotch near her face
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>>38820717
plebbitors fell for the b8
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>>38820656
Right in this moment probably nothing, since that's how it's always been.
Just awkward staring and hating myself for not opening my mouth.
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>>38820656
She is probably just a stupid attention hoe: "Look guyz, I am reading, I am not just a stupid semi-autonomous fleshlight!"
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>>38820656
Tell her to move her shit or im stepping on her.
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>>38826908
Something similar to that.
>"accidentally" spill my coffee on her (to break the ice)
>other stuff goes here
>get laid
Works every time.
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>>38827906
they act on purpose of their impulsiveness. there may be many reasons, like just for fun, depression because of her crash or something else. so basically for that kind of attention bitch, the only reason she will communicate will be just herself not you even if you are a chad. she'll just talk just because she just fucking wanted to for no real good reason.
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This happened to me a few months ago
>Go to bookstore
>perusing the aisles having a pretty good time
>look over in one direction
>see a literal 10/10 qt browsing fiction
>she has a boyfriend and he's probably about 5'6 in height
>Kinda disappointed I continue looking through the books
>about 15 minutes later I see her trying to reach a book at the top shelf
>She cant reach and its pretty much the cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
>She turns around a little
>her and I make eye contact
>she smiles at me and keeps trying to reach the book
>(im 6'2)
>Decide not to help her out of fear Ill somehow reveal my autism
>She keeps trying to reach, and obviously trying to grab my attention for a few minutes
>pretend not to notice
>Her boyfriend rounds the corner
>she points up at the book
>boyfriend tries to reach
>He cant
>He chuckles nervously
>She gives up on the book and they start to walk off together
>Before they leave she takes one more look at me and smiles
I should have killed myself that night
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Are there any nonmeme answers here? What exactly would I say?
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>>38828164
>be in bookstore enjoying myself
>hear a gasp and notice qt noticing me in my peripheral view
>we make eye contact
>she takes out her phone and calls the cops
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>>38820656
Step on her leg
"uh s-sorry"
Stupid cunt sitting in the way just so she can look like she is too deeb into the book to realise she's in the fucking way.
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>>38828229
toplol
orofovdsjfp
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>>38820656
nothing, last time I tried in a bookstore it was with a girl, not even more than 6-7/10
>be me
>visiting london with asian bro
>only bro to ever still hang around with me cause he secretly enjoys internet culture and the wierd shit I can think
>see cute girl
>in horror part
>she goes for call of cthulhu
>same book I picked since I never got to read it
>go for it with more courage than my entire fucking life
>say hi
>ask if she thinks it would be a good read, try to open the conversation
>"if you don't think it would be a good read then why did you pick it up?"
>fuck I still had the book in hand
>looses all determination
>can't answer
>"loook if you keep being creepy like that i'm gonna scream so fuck off"
>fuck off
>look at her one last time
>she puts the book back with a disgusted face and never look at it again
It hurted way more than it should have knowing my experience with women, but the sheer fear that I would get arrested for being a stresed person still kinda haunts me
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>>38825284
more like via google images faggot
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Ask if i can wear her panties and if she'll turn me into a girl
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Sit at a desk like everyone else, you attention whore, and put that coffee in the trash.
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>>38828813
damn dude she really overreacted
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>>38829094
the worst is that today I no longer have contact with asian bro, for he actually got a 10/10 girlfriend and passes litterally all his time with her
If only my shitty country allowed me to buy a gun for fuck sake
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>>38829150
i hate guys who abandon all of their friends and hobbies for their gf, its fucking disgusting desu
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>>38829163
well i don't blame him, between me and her I too would choose her, I mean I would litteraly pick Hillary clinton over myself at that point
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>>38820759
>>38828069
>>38826856
> Dickless, spineless twat sitting in his mom's basement in a puddle of his permavirgin butt-tears talks tough on internet.
> Gets called out on it.
> "Hurr durr durr... I can't believe you fell for muh awesome BAIT! Hurr durr durr durr durr"
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>>38829150
>If only my shitty country allowed me to buy a gun for fuck sake
Grow a pair of balls and use a fucking knife.
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>>38829323
if you and i had balls we would not be on this shitty board you nigger
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>w-what are you reading? I, um, i r-read a little too
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>I say "Hay bby, you wanna come back to my place to look at my books"
And that's how sex happens.
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>>38820656
kick coffee
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>>38829594
kick green tea
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*accidently* kick her gay ass coffee
Nothing personell kid
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>at a library
>see this 9/10 nerdy chad
>basically telepathy hitting on every girl in there and mocking you, stimulating your penis telekinetically
What do?
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