*blocks your path* >COME PARTY WITH US YOU FUCKING NERD

>implying i leave my house
oregon

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Take the opportunity to actually talk to a real girl in person for the first time in a couple months and maybe lose my virginity, what do you think?

>>38819580
Get out of the way sluts, i have a gf

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I would reject the degenerative thots on the spot.

Start sobbing uncontrollably

>>38819580
I'd eat out their buttholes, all three of them.

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Only if at least one of them has a dick

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>>38819606
Wtf are you doing on this board?
Leave it. It's ours.

>>38819580
"Hell yeah!"
*throws shaka sign*
>I then proceed to have 1 beer at most
>stealthily keep proximity to the girls
>interact as little as necessary
>have foursome when they're passed out

>>38819580
>What would you do?

pull down my pants to my ankles. fap in the corner. cry.

>>38819580
wake up

Oregonial

>>38819630
>trap with small dick
low tier garbage, traps should always have nice fat cocks on them for me to suck on

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>>38819716
Yeah that's right anon

>>38819580
Literally had an invite to bang three chicks no lie. I didn't want to lose my virginity that way and I was branded a fag for a very long time. Eventually I met my also virginal wife, made love, got married, and we have several children. Best wishes to you all.

>>38819580
>pulls out artillery Luger
>loads drum magazine
READY TO HAVE SOME FUN ?

No thanks I already have AIDS.

>>38819580
>lets fuck instead

either will or just leave...

>>38819580
Hey I bet you guys won't touch my dick.