how many bitcoins do I need to get a bf like this?

lol buttcoin

>>38817325
White "men" LOL, get fucked /pol/.

>>38817325
I'm like that, 1 bitcoin is enough to get me on a first date. The rest is your charm.

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i-if any boys want to dress me up like a maid and boss me around I wouldn't protest

What does its face look like? I find that's always the dealbreaker with traps, much more so than the penis. You can just see in their eyes that they've lived the majority of their life as a male and it's really unsettling.

>>38817649
post discord
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>>38817325
thats the edited version of the picture, the original has a bump of pimples on his butt.

Easy mode: give them enough bitcoins for ffs
hard mode: use the bitcoins to be able to care for them so they can live with you as a neet cuteboy bf

>>38817629
Here lies anon, the nigger who died without any (You)s to his name.

>>38817649
post discord n*****

>>38817833
>no live-in trap gf (bf)
I have enough money and a well-paying job to finance this too, but no qt traps in sight. I want a qt trap to live with me as my housewife. She (male) can cook and clean for me, and suck my dick when I get home. We can cuddle at night and sleep together.

The other thing holding me back is that, while this is something I want, I don't think it'd be healthy for my trap to become that dependent on me. Maybe I could buy her (male) girl clothes and toys instead of literally everything for her (male).

>>38817777
Quads confirms. Thread is over now.

>>38817649
Damn right you wouldn't. You're a girl on the inside anon, you just need a big strong man to help you let it out :3

>>38817891
It only depends if you are Chad with a monster cock.

>>38817904
I am working my way to becoming a NEET Chad hybrid. I'm tall and muscular, got a nice apartment and lots of money to throw around but no matter how hard I try I still have a 4" dick so looks like no trap gf for me

>>38817930
Then get an Asian gf. Those are kind of the same thing.

>>38817953
But they don't have dicks and I want a girl (male) with a dick!

>>38817989
Anon, have you ever consider BEING the dickgirl?
You do have a feminine penis, after all.

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>>38817806
>>38817857
are you boys in the gay area though

>>38818021
My face looks like an ogre so that's impossible even if I wanted to do that.

>>38818071
>Ugly face AND small penis

F

>>38818115
STOP BULLYING ME AAAAAAAAH

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS REEEEEEE

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