Moved into dorm today for first year of college. My roommate

>>38817095
Talk to him about it tomorrow. If you're gonna share a living space best to establish diplomatic relations early rather than be one of those miserable cunts who passive aggressively deals with a roommate they deplore.

>>38817095
Rape him while he's sleeping. When he wakes up tell him thunder makes you horny. Trust me he will never turn it on again.

wtf is a noise maker? if he wants ambient sounds then suggest he wears heaphones and use one of the apps

Put a bag over his head and beat him up or just tell him to turn off his shit

when you're both about to sleep and he puts on his stupid machine, play some gayporn sounds on loop and say it helps you sleep

>>38817095
lick his morning wood

>>38817150
Little speaker that just makes white noise

>>38817137
>Rape him while he's sleeping. When he wakes up tell him thunder makes you horny. Trust me he will never turn it on again.
This is a good option

Guarantee he won't turn it off. I use a fan to make noise while I sleep. If 6 different girlfriends can't make me turn it off there is no fucking way you will. Even made a couple of them buy a fan for me for when I stayed at their place

>>38817095

Buy your own noise maker and so you have two, dissonant sources of loud, jarring ambient music. He'll get the message then.

>>38817272
>robots acting like passive aggressive bitches
like pottery

>>38817116
This is the only solution. I get that we're robots but we can be decent human beings

>>38817292

More like robots having fun with their imagination while you bitterly throw sand.

>>38817321
>while you bitterly throw sand
lmao how am I bitter? bitter about what? god you cunts are sad

If he has any ear ringing then there's zero chance he'll be willing to turn it off, unless he's okay with headphones instead.

If just communicating with him doesn't work, you could try talking to your RA or student housing to see if they can help you switch rooms.

They probably have to deal with roommate disputes all the time so they'll likely have some procedure in place. I doubt anything's set in stone.

>>38817095

tilt the speaker toward his bed. if that doesn't work or the beds are bunked, then get him expelled from school.

if that doesn't work, just unplug it and pour a cup of water into it.

>>38818161
More passive aggressive bitchboi shit