I'm just here to let you know that if you have a beard, you cannot be a robot. Facial hair is representative of a strong, capable alpha male. With a nice beard, you can have it all.
>>38815587
Wrong. Somebody is mad they cant grow a beard
>>38815648
Are you mad you can't grow one? Your wording doesn't make sense in the context of the original post.
>>38815587
Bullshit, tons of skinny numales have beards and they're far from being chad.
I can grow a beard but I'm awkward and have a small dick.
The strength and capability I have is only skin deep
>>38815905
>>38815916
and I'm one of them
>>38815587
Wrong on so many levels dude. You don't pay attention at all obviously. Society is all messed up.
>>38815587
>posts a pic of an extremely attractive man oh god he is so attractive, I've forgotten what I meant
to type but OH GOD HE IS SO HANDSOME, FUCK ME TOM, FUCK ME HARDY.
>>38815587
does a goatee count?
>>38815587
I have a beard, it just makes me look like a goat fucker.
>>38816108
Tom Hardy is only 5'7". He can't be attractive to women. Plus he's built fat.
did you just say neck beard are alpha?!!!
the hair on my face makes me look 4-7 years older, not sure thats a good thing as I'm about to start college (i've already been called sir by faculty during a visit which made me terrified)
>>38816272
He's 5'9 and women freak out over him
>>38816400
Celebs always add a couple inches to their official height. And I'm 5'9" and women don't freak out over me.
>>38816481
>And I'm 5'9" and women don't freak out over me.
That's cuz ur ugly, nigga
>>38816272
No, he's swole (the type of build that big guys have).
>>38816582
> big guy
Maybe for you. Hardy is smol.
>>38816481
>Celebs always add a couple inches to their official height. And I'm 5'9" and women don't freak out over me.
>Celebs
Are you baiting the hook or just stupid...?
>>38816272
he makes my cunt wet
Chad is clean-shaven. Beards are the adornment of nu-males. If you have a beard, your name is probably not Chad, but rather Lewis or Albert.
>>38815587
Bullshit. I have a beard and I'm mediocre at best
>>38816687
Yes, back in the 20th and 19th century, it was the opposite. Beards were the norm, and you were seen as a weirdo/beta if you were clean-shaven, but people's outlook on it has flipped.
>>38816687
Really? Originally? No?
>>38816908
Here's the thing, Chad is Chad regardless of facial hair. He could have a beard or not and he would be Chad either way. Same with numales.
>>38815587
Why are so many people posting best husbando today?
He's better with the shorter beard, those generally look better because they are well kept
>>38816687
w-what have you got against Lewis?
>>38815587
Nigga thinks he's Big Boss.
>>38815587
I can't grow a beard. I will never be loved by girls
>>38815587
Neckbeards exist you autist
Having an unkempt beard because you can't be bothered shaving is very robotic.
>have a nice beard
>doesn't matter since I'm 5'7 and have a shit hairline