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1-Step Guide to Getting a GF 2017-08-03 04:36:49 Post No. 38815411
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Hello /r9k/. Recently I have made a discovery regarding women, and today I confirmed this theory. But what's amazing about this information is not only what it can get you, but the fact that you've known it all along. There is but a single key in getting the majority of women to want your cock. Allow me to explain. There are two (2) parts; the backstory and the experiment. You can skip ahead if you hate greentext stories
Backstory:
>be me
>emotionally unstable, robot, quite spergy
>Tall, white, and quite handsome IMO.
NOTE: Contrary to popular belief, these are not the primary factors in a woman being attracted to you. They are factors that affect the factor that makes women attracted to you. More on this later
>get my first gf a few years ago
>lose my virginity to her
>sperg out and act like a HUGE emotional bitch boy.
>she breaks up with me, I send walls of texts to her, lots of tears from me. She was disgusted, but never expressed that disgust in a way i could understand
>literally on the brink of suicide for months after. Do terrible in school
>decide to take the redpill
>realize what vile creatures women are
>get to college and go on a poonslaying rampage, fucking girls left and right because I no longer have any fucks to give
>few years go by, eventually get emotionally deprived and want a gf
>this leads me to act like a passive fag who thinks drinking a few beers at a bar will still get me laid - (protip: it didn't)
>through a series of weird and perfectly timed events, and the help of a fortune-teller from /r9k/, I get a hawt gf
>she made all the moves, I wasn't really that into her but she was down to fuck if we dated so I said "meh" and asked her out
>2 months go by
>right on cue, get emotionally attached
>display this through my actions
>act passive, attached, very "lovey-dovey"
>end up breaking down in tears in public at the bar with her for... reasons
>could tell she was absolutely disgusted with me after this
>this makes me feel even worse
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>>38815411
>this was exactly like my last gf
>next day I stop by her place to talk, she hints at the idea of breaking up
>says I am simply too emotional sometimes
>go home, think long and hard about our conversation
>feel a terrible feeling in my gut, have an extremely intense urge to text her
>think back to my ex-gf and realize this is a fucking terrible idea
>throughout the night my mind tortures me and convinces me I am in love with this girl
>it was very hard to sleep - or even think - that night
>this horrible feeling remains for the next few days
>i realize I can't keep living like this. I must find a way off this ride
>between these 2 breakups, one thing is clear - I acted too emotional aka effeminate. And bitches do not like that.
The Theory: Act Masculine
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>>38815411
>>Tall, white, and quite handsome IMO
Stopped reading right there. Fuck off
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>>38815411
>>38815425
Experiment:
>even though urge to constantly scroll through her social media and text her is more intense than any hellfire, I resist
>at first I had to text her first to get her to even say anything to me
>even then it was very short messages, could tell she was annoyed just talking to me
>can't get her out of my head, so decide to go exercise for the first time in fucking months
>go for a 20-minute run
>15 minutes in have an epiphany: I need to act more masculine for this (or any) girl to love me
>come to the conclusion that many things including lack of exercise and avoidance of pain have made me soft
>decide to just not text her the next day
>it_burns.jpg
>need to wait it out
>work is impossible as I can barely focus, constantly checking my phone for texts but trying so hard to resist
>8am-5pm, get home. Know she is home from work too.
Cont.
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>>38815425
>>38815465
>finally she texts me
>I read it, but don't "read" receipt it
>so she snapchats me
>I don't open it
>decide to go for a run instead
>do some pushups instead
>throughout the night 3 more snapchats from her come pouring in
>finally 5 hours after the initial text I respond, very short messages but just long enough that she doesn't see through my plan
>she texts me the next day, I always take twice as long to respond to her as she takes for me
>tell her I went to the gym (which i did)
>brag a bit about my recent accomplishments at work on social media
>ask her to dinner the next day aka TODAY
>take her out, make her pay for her own food as per usual
>walk with a straight posture instead of my usual hunchy self
>walk how I think a badass hero from Skyrim would walk (this works btw)
>dress and smell nice, comb my hair to look sexy
>keep up decent conversation, ignore what she says sometimes if it's boring
>make eye contact when speaking to her
>walk in front of her leading the way back to her place
>as soon as we get inside she wants to make out and cuddle
>probably would have fucked except she was on her period
>I play games on my phone while she bitches and tries to get my attention
>rough-house, play physical with her, get a bit rough
>she is all over me the entire night
>drive home, see 3 text messages from her currently
tl;dr the way to get girls to act exactly how you would expect a MASCULINE man to act.
The RED PILL has told you this all along. Girls love Chads. How do Chads act? They act like men
Someone who is ambitious, stands chin-up, and expects his girl to follow his lead
You will have to give up a lot of your emotional expression for this, especially if you are like me. But this does work.
BE A MAN
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Not memeing, try it out for yourself. Do everything in your power to portray yourself as masculine and a giver of no fucks, and you will succeed
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>>38815482
>BE A MAN
Wow no shit
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>>38815432
this
nice wall of text tho. don't forget to sage.
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