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How do i deal with this 2017-08-03 04:33:22 Post No. 38815359
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Hey guys I just got into this a few minutes ago
> chillin in bedroom with ice tea browzeing emails
> gf starts yelling to come here
Uhhhhhhhh fine bitch.exe
> she is on the couch standing and yelling about a spider she saw
> she wants me to get rid of it
Pshhhhhh easy
> see spider its just a brown recluse
Wait a sec
>BROWN RECLUSE
> panic and smash spider repetatedly until he is just a cum stain on my floor
> gf gets mad at me cause I murdered a innocent animal
> doesn't want to listen
> tell her It could have killed me
> well u killed it anon
> she refuses to talk to me until apology
What do I do she clearly overreacted to a spider dying
Suggestions?
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brown recluses are evill
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Show her a video of a brown recluse spider biting a human and the aftermath.
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>>38815359
>Hey I need advice
>About my girlfriend
What makes you think you belong here?
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>>38815359
>Suggestions?
Take out a knife and intimidate your gf. At first she'll be mad, but she'll coalesce quickly. Tell her to get on her knees and then slowly facefuck her. Cum in her throat, and then slit it to see the cum and blood mixture they call Strawberry Shortcake.
Once you've done this, kys you pathetic normalfag
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>>38815359
>> gf starts yelling to come here
>GF
GO AWAY NORMIE
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