Just saw a roastie on a virgin girl. I thought this was just

>>38813493
You didn't actually believe that did you?
do you believe everything you read online?

>>38813493
It's more important to believe everything your read on 4chan than to be consistent with any kind of external reality. She's a whore and you must kill her or we'll call you a cuck.

She lied to you lad

>>38813493
Of course it does, silly
Next thing you're gonna be telling us that sex doesn't decrease dick size due to the pencil sharpener effect

>>38813493
r9k either lies or is just otherwise wrong & ignorant about 99% of everything it memes about.

In actuality
>Nerd girls don't want to fuck Chad
>SJWs aren't out to get you
>Normies are really nice and fun
>Being a NEET is awful
>almost everything that is wrong in your life is your own fault
etc.

>>38813493
every girl has fucked at least 40 men

>>38813564
Correct on everything except SJWs. They push the lack of responsibility you characterized at the end.

>>38813586
They've been pretty nice to me. The way we talk about them here makes them out to be monsters but they are, at the end, actual people and not meme boogeymen.

>>38813586
SJWs aren't actually a thing.

It's just whoever you disagree with and is to the left of your own personal political beliefs. It's a cheap attempt at poisoning the well and building strawmen.

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And one of the biggest sluts I've known had an innie, and the only virgin I banged was a ""roastie"
/r9k/ was wrong, who knew.

>>38813564
>>Being a NEET is awful

That's all you got right.

>believing roasties
you're never gonna make it

>>38813659
>blindly believing frogposting pissbottling NEET virgins

hhmm

>>38813493
this is what happens when you live on the internet

now you need to rethink your life and all the other mistaken beliefs you have from copying them from a bunch of retards and jewish psyop shills

>>38813493
I don't hate that pussy

>>38813564
two of these are correct
>SJWs aren't out to get you
SJWs are normally just tryina look morally sound, not specifically hhnt people down.
>Being a NEET is awful
because shame is not something you can get used too easily

the others are flat out bullshit.

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>>38813564
>>Nerd girls don't want to fuck Chad
wrong, totally wrong
>>SJWs aren't out to get you
even more wrong
>>Normies are really nice and fun
now it gets ridiculous
>>Being a NEET is awful
only true statement
>>almost everything that is wrong in your life is your own fault
objectively wrong

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You honesty think she was a virgin
She's just doing the bait and switch, failed norman
Now please get out :)

>>38813493
truth or noth this is 2017, there are no virgins out there you wank

Truth is that the vagina is shaped by genetics AND use. Some women are born with the vagina of a whore and some women have the perfect virgin pussy but end up getting blown the fuck out by all the Chads women eventually fuck in life.

>>38813493
>he thinks women are capable of telling the truth

FUCKING EL OH EL

>>38813561
fuck don't remind me
I had an 8x6 back in the day. One roastie later I'm a 5x4 dicklet.

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>>38814211
This. I always laugh when people think women tell the truth.

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would you this roaster (y/n)

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I love long/large labia.

pls gib roastie gf

>>38813493
>sad little men on here truly think that every virgin has no extra skin whatsoever

KEK. classic r9k. yeah don't trust ridiculous "facts" like those.

>>38813690
this. i understand not liking women but genuinely thinking that only sluts have labial flaps is just.... how can one be so stupid?

>>38813564
Truth on all counts.

especially first.

-cis femanon who is turned off by 'chads'

>>38814807
Bless you, lad. We need more men like you in the world.

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>>38815013
Why's that? As long as the girl has good hygiene and isn't lazy like a lot of people are, longer labia are way better.

They're more fun during oral, gives you more to lick and suck on.

They're better during penetration because they grip your dick when you're pulling out, and also just look sexier.

Never really understand why some guys don't like them. They're just too used to plastic surgery porn vaginas?

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>>38814807
me too kind of. I like their uniqueness

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>>38815146
I don't know if I'd say unique, it's pretty normal outside of porn. But they're definitely nice.

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>>38815196
Unique in that each one looks different from the next.

With innie pussies they all look somewhat similar.

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>>38815220
I like puffy vaginas, maybe it's for that reason. Puffy innies are still really sexy.

All dicks look different but you don't see anybody calling them unique, hah.

That mileage is generational, too. If she's got a roastie pussy, it means her whole family on her maternal side were whores.

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>>38813493
...R9K is full of virgins you fucking retard. The first time I got laid, the chick was a virgin too but had some slight beef curtains. It's NORMAL. But if they're REALLY torn up or super long / disgusting, then I think the woman you're with might have slept with tons of dudes. The second part of what I posted is a guess and I actually have no knowledge on the matter.

>>38815220
Man, I think I could deal with loose lips if they were that pink. Shame about the razor bumps though

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>>38815298
There's a certain group of women, I forget where they're at, that have spent generations basically breeding the largest labia in the world. They grow up intentionally stretching their labia using weights or just pulling/tugging.

It's incredibly hot, surprisingly, even though it's just extra skin. Don't think I have a picture, could probably find one.

>>38813493
Genetically speaking, the inner labia is what would have turned into a ballsack if your girl was born a guy instead. Much like some men have natural low hangers or extra wrinkly balls, you can see the same on a chick's flaps. The only time I have ever seen a fully blown-out vagina was when I fugged a milf and that was because of multiple child births. Excessive dickings can cause some stretching but thats mostly on the inside. If you part the roast beef and see a gaping hole/vagina's inner muscles, then you know you got a whore.

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>>38815506
I also like loose vaginas, but really only when I'm the cause of it. Either just fucking enough that it stays gaped unless we stop for a week, or from fisting.

If I could find an attractive girl with meaty labia that would let me ruin her, dream girl right there.

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>>38815365
the color is the best part. WAY better than brown

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>>38813493
>Listening to /r9k/ lies
>ever
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>38815622
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>>38814753
Jesus Christ vaginas look so disgusting

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>>38815574
>tfw you will never pop a puffy pussy's cherry and spend the next few weeks stretching it out

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>>38814883
This. Mine is worse than OP's pic and I've never even been on a date before, let alone fucked anyone. I'm honestly thinking of having surgery to correct this shit, I don't want the first guy I sleep with to think I'm a whore.

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>>38815729
Don't do it labiabot, it's not "worse" it's just longer. And longer than OP is better.

>>38815764
It just fucks with my mind a lot. When I've been super depressed I've thought about getting an xacto knife, having a couple drinks, and doing the deed myself.

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>>38815803
If it makes you feel any better, a fairly attractive guy with an 8 inch dick is saying that long labia are hot as fuck.

>>38815803
Whatever you do to get rid of your cunt flaps, stream it on the web.
Especially if you go the DIY route.

Disgusting whore, trying to hide the natural sign that she fucked dozens of men.

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>>38815852
It made me feel a bit better. Thanks, anon.

>>38815803
Save the money and get surgery. It's a little more complicated than you'd think and if you fuck up the scars can look almost as bad if you'd just left it alone. A surgeon can also add in extra during the same procedure. Maybe a fat transfer to the mons and majora or a hood reduction. Those are beyond the scope of diy even if you know what you're doing. I have a 9" dick and like big gigantic honking flaps though :^).

>>38813493
Masturbation can mimick the effects of sex retard. And chances are she is a whore, did she bleed when you had sex with her? She isn't a virgin.

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>>38815852
and women say they can be robots

>>38815945
I still think it's just white-knighting, unless the dude has a fetish or something.

>>38813493
>believing a roastie over the wizbro truth of /r9k/
it's like you want your life force sucked out of you by succubi

>>38815934
Not all women bleed when losing their virginity. If she's fingered herself, she won't really bleed during her first time having sex.

I took the virginity of my girlfriend a few months ago. I was her first kiss, she had never been seen naked by anyone. Not really a "roastie," but her labia were kinda puffy and big. Despite this, she was EXTREMELY tight to the point of it actually making my dick sore for days. I couldn't even fit two fingers inside of her before we started fucking. I fit one inside of her, she was crying. No blood, though.
I finally got inside of her after trying over and over again, pausing to comfort her, etc. There was a little blood. but barely noticeable. After it was all done, she was bleeding in her panties for days.

>>38815729
Experienced dudes know that non-"innies" are actually the norm. "Big" labias being posted ITT aren't even big. Just normal. I promise. Porn is toxic, really. Dudes don't care outside of fucking r9k where all they know is hentai and sluts in porn that get picked for having 'innies'. But, a lot of them have surgery. I prefer larger labias. My girlfriend is insecure about her vag, she closes her legs when I try to go down on her, I always have to calm her down. It'll be okay, anon. Someone who loves you won't be shallow, they'll like what you have to offer.

>>38815727
It's fucking awesome.

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>>38815365
>>38815622
I agree, pink ones are better.

>>38813493

How the fuck would any of the molluscs on /r9k/ know anything about the appearance of a vulva?

Have a titter of wit anon.

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>>38816096
more pink for the thread

>>38814929
Fembot here. As a fembot i believe that fembots are real, because I too just so happen to be a fembot and not someone who is the opposite gender of a fembot.
-t friendly neighborhood fembot

>>38816091
>Dudes don't care outside of fucking r9k

What makes you think that? Women care about every fucking thing when looking for a guy. You think the average guy doesn't have some preferences?

>>38816202
I mean, sure, we have preferences, but it's not some militant obsession with labias. You learn after fucking a few people that all pussies are different. A pussy is a pussy. Tightness matters, but the appearance of her vagina doesn't matter to me.
Virgin 16 year olds would be weirded out by an average bitch's vag.

>>38815095
Please for the love of God tell me that's a tranny.

The real way to avoid roasties is to be a pedo

>>38816304
she'd look normal if she closed her legs

>>38816312
labias get bigger during puberty if they're genetically destined to be a roastie but if you would rather fuck kids because you think kids are hot, instead of loving someone forever no matter how much they age, you should kill yourself

>>38816273
Most women seem to have a militant obsession with height and financial stability. It doesn't seem to be a big deal there.

>>38816381
Braindead normie women, maybe. Just wife up someone you actually love, that actually loves you. Don't settle, dude, and don't give up.

>>38813493
Roasting is supposed to a slur for skuts whose only value is sex. They're pieces of meat and think themselves as pieces of meat and well vaginas kinda look like roast beef so roastie was born. You're not supposed to take it literally as in having sex with many men will lead to it looking like that.

>>38816423
ok I will die alone

>>38816435
Dying alone is better than forcing yourself into a nonstop series of loveless, empty, and shitty relationships forever.

>>38816358
Everyone gets uglier as they age, you might as well start when they're actually attractive. If I didn't care about appearances I'd just marry a man.

I'm actually surprised by the amount of robots who aren't revolted by roasties. I thought everyone found them disgusting.

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>>38813564
>being a neet is awful
Wew

>>38816514
you're so obsessed with sex you dont even want relationships lol youre fucking pathetic

>>38816558
It is, though. Depressing and lonely. Not everyone can have fun times in mommy's house getting pampered and coddled.

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>>38816593
Left mommy now neet on my own.
Am as lonely as i would be wagecucking.
Try again, faggot.

>>38816573
Well duh, like I said if I didn't care about sex I'd marry a man. I have a lot more in common with men.

>>38816273
Exactly. The people that complain about "roasties" are almost always high-schoolers, or virgins, or high-schooler virgins. They have no idea it's actually fucking normal.
Everything these people think about sex and female anatomy came from pornhub and xvideos.

>>38816643
True I guess. But doing the same exact thing at home every day is a lot sadder than making money and getting out.

>>38816698
Thats from an outside perspective.
Neet life is best

>>38813493
>trusting virgins to know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to sex

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whats that top looking part that looks like a tube coming out of another hole, is there where she piss from.

>>38816820
It's the clit lad.

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>>38816820
This had better be bait, otherwise the human race is truly lost.

>>38816900

what does it do, I'm says

>>38816820
Someone isn't popular with the ladies.

It's me. I'm not popular. But I also know some basic anatomy.

>>38816938
This is about all you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTHjg-5g6rA

>>38814807
where are the clits on these types of vaginas?

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>>38817004
Under the hood, same as always.

>>38817022
I don't even see a hood?

>>38817004
the same exact place you retard

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>>38817004
>anon doesn't know where the clit is
You're a walking meme, mein friend.

>>38814539
Medical professionals do though

shiggyyy diggyyy

>>38813493
So does it mean all women should be cut like they expect all men to be cut in murrica?

>>38817079
I don't see it, all i see is the labia connecting to a strange looking part, no clit.

>>38815274
that's a great looking cunt, beautiful hair and lips.

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>>38817143
It's up under here, lad.

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>>38813564

Whoa! Stop right there, buster.

Indeed your statements are valid about chad, SJW's, normies, and people are responsible for their own happiness.

However you are sadly mistaken about the NEET life. The NEET life allows many others and myself to acquire great things with time on our side. We have time for aesthetics, research, instruments, vidya, sex, and to organize our life into action.

Have a good day, anon.

>>38813564
>>Nerd girls don't want to fuck Chad
Wrong
>>SJWs aren't out to get you
They ARE (but they don't have the resources top keke)
>>Normies are really nice and fun
dude-weed-lmao-ism gets boring pretty damn fast, (like in a week or so)
>>Being a NEET is awful
Depends in how do you pull it out, the guys at /jp/ have really mastered that art, also if you are something like an schizoid for example, there's basically no other option for you
>>almost everything that is wrong in your life is your own fault
The just world fallacy again?
It takes two to play the "fuck up everything up" game: me and the world