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>I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.
>"He will rule them with an iron scepter."
>He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:
>KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
>And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair:
>"Come, gather together for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small."
>Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the rider on the horse and his army. But the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed the signs on its behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.
WTF why does jesus turn into such an asshole at the end of the bible? I thought he loved humanity
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>>38811648
because he sees all the foul works and swindles performed in his name
and redistributes them all exactingly
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>>38811742
but what if I didn't do any bad stuff but I also wasn't good enough to get raptured. do I still get fucked up?
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>>38811648
I hope armaggeddon is cool and not just a one-sided hopeless slaughter of everything unaffiliated with yhvh.
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>Beginning makes no sense
>Characters are all over the place
>Main character doesn't show up into well into the second act
>Feels like there's no plot at all
>"bad guy" really isn't actually the bad guy (all he did was tempt some forgettable characters and then the MC?)
>Hero gets killed despite being so much more powerful than everyone else around him
>Writing is hit or miss (author keeps changing style and tone all the time)
>Third act slumps until the final chapter which is pretty cool
All in all I give the Bible by God a 5/10. It was not really worth my time.
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>>38811928
The Bible is not written by God it was written by lots of desert people. Imagine if you and 1000 other people wrote a lot of books over 2000 years and compiled all the best bits together.
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Those who are left behind are supposed to be able to choose whether they follow the Beast or not, aren't they?
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>>38812126
So he got some ghostwriters to do it? What a fucking hack
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>>38812146
what happens if you choose not to?
it doesn't seem fair if those guys get to go to regular heaven considering the raptured guys put in the hard work
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>>38812159
>A ghost used ghost writers
Spooky I know
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>>38811648
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so was the sword like a never ending blade that came out of his mouth and kababed people or was it like the alien tongue that came out when he wanted it to and put holes in peoples heads?
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>>38811928
Have you read the third act yet? It's pretty entertaining.
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>>38812545
Either way, Jesus is fucking terrifying.
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>>38812658
It's just a bunch of stuff that has no bearing on the plot. I will say that the last chapter is pretty creative though. Still doesn't get more than a 5/10 from me
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The best part is Jesus activating his Sharingan, something about eyes full of fire. Sounds real neat-o.
How many of you would choose not to be raptured just to witness the end times and the last battle?
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