Hey Robots, Have you guys tried Christianity?

>>38811539
Wasn't Jesus a manlet?

>>38811539
>but I believe in Christianity in my heart,
Why though?

>>38811539
If I was to start believing in the metaphysical again (doubt that will happen) i would probably believe the abrahamic god is one of many, and I would worship literally any other god.

File: 1501473982951.png (29KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 657x527px

>>38811757
Jesus was a wizard who was a mummies boy and had a roastie gf and an hero'd sounds pretty robot tier


thought about it op but have done too many fucked up degen things think am unworthy of forgiveness.
also no fapping is hard

I'm a Christian robot, it actually helps me too, gives me something to hold on since I can't stand myself.

File: 1501439960624.jpg (21KB, 362x362px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 362x362px

>lose faith
>regain faith
>repeat

File: 1500417067365.png (976KB, 848x1080px) Image search: [Google]

976KB, 848x1080px

>>38811539
I would be Christian if it made sense to me and I could find some logical way to believe it all, but I can't so the best I could do is pretend to be a Christian and lie to myself which would send me to hell anyway.

>>38811539
I attend a charismatic church, and it has turned my life around. I was heading down the path of NEETdom and loneliness two years ago, now I am a large part of what goes on there.

>>38812192
Sounds like you want to be a Christian, you should try it.

>logical way to believe it all

The bible talks about chilling out and not trying to figure out God and the science behind him. Because frankly there isn't, God could change all laws of science in this universe if he wanted to.

"Let the children come to me; do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the Kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it" Mark 10:13-15 ESV.

>>38812017

>too many fucked up degen things

That's understandable anon, we all have done them. I'm a Christian and have done very fucked up degen things b4. But thats ok, we all make mistakes.

We can all look onto this verse knowing that Jesus forgives all sins and will carry our burden of all our guilts anon. Every degen thing you have done, he can free you of them.
"Cast your burden on the Lord, and He shall sustain you; He shall never permit the righteous to be moved." Psalm 55:22.

>no fap

Literally nowhere in the bible does it say "thou shall not fap the wiener" it was made up by a bunch of super ultra conservatives. Though there is lots of talk against porn in the Christian community, though I saw a statistic about how 75% of Christian men watch porn. I know Christians who fap to porn and don't see the reason why not. Just talk to God, he will let you know.

Becoming a Christian is the best thing I have done desu, you should try it too.

>>38812017

File: IMG_1451.jpg (130KB, 640x1340px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 640x1340px

>>38811539
>be me
>talk to traditional Catholics on the Internet
>"Guys, I don't know if this is for me. There are some things about traditional Catholicism I enjoy, but I think it's a bit too strict for me. I think Protestantism or just more relaxed Catholicism might be the way to go for me."
>"You're gonna burn!"
>"Heathen!"
>"Martin Luther was Satan incarnate!"
>now attend a traditional Catholic church and confess every other week
Is this what being converted feels like? Because it doesn't feel good.

File: 1489064812482m.jpg (177KB, 761x1024px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 761x1024px

Was raised in it. My mom was a fedora-tipping anticlerical atheist, my dad kinda too but from a religious family, so they compromised with them and my grandma took me to church every sunday, and I went to catholic schools. Even did pilgrimages, participated in parish life. Grandma died a few years ago, I stopped for a bit, and went back. I'm not even sure I really believe, but I missed it. All the people are nice, it's the only place I feel vaguely useful. Since I'm the only young guy, all the older people really appreciate my help and just generally my company, the few relatively young couples appreciate that I can be around to do babysitting or tutoring, the few kids tend to like me too. It's nice.

There is one problem, though: you know how sometimes your family will ask you how your love life is going? Well, imagine having a horde of little grandmas asking you these kinds of questions at the very least every single week end. Gets awkward.

>>38811539

yes it's fucking stupid and so are you

I'll never go back