>Could have brought a luxury gaming rig with dual 1080tis

>>38811240
>$4000
Jesus. Why did you go for the most expensive you could find? For just 200$ you could get a quickie with a decent one.

>hired escort for my high school reunion
>tell her to pretend to be my fiance
>give her flash cards to rehearse the story of how we met
>entire time she's there she couldn't stop giggling and flubbing lines
>started hitting on my friend half way through

never again

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THAT WEBM

>>38811392
I was drunk and she looked like the girl I had a crush on in high school

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>>38811458
what do you mean?

it's the girl

http://liararoux.com/engagements/

there isn't any way she can weasel out of this is there? I know there's a bunch of disclaimers on there about her not technically being a sex worker

she's arriving in 2 days

can I just call my credit card company if she doesn't put out?

Does she have a dick?
If that's the case you did good f a m.

>>38811408
Cucked by a prostitute. How humiliating

>>38811496
>http://liararoux.com/engagements/
If that's actually the escort you hired, I guess it makes a little more sense. She is really beautiful, and if you have that kind of money to spend, why not.

>$4000
You spent it famalama
Now go have some fun

>>38811496
>6 hours with liara
pls post an update if you really end up doing it.

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>>38811496
nothing wrong with it, just made me feel like shit is all.

>>38811496
>$4000
>for that

You could have gotten two top level porn stars for the entire night for that kind of money. You could have had bareback sex with 2 10/10 women overnight with that kind of money. Instead, you blew it on a boutique whore to aggravate your oneitis complex. gg

>can I just call my credit card company if she doesn't put out?
>"Yes, mr credit card man? A prostitute scammed me! Illegal you say? Felony offense, you say?"

Why the fuck does a hooker need your employement info? Blackmail?

>>38811496
>That legalese saying she won't actually have sex with you
Hahahaha Jesus Christ anon

>>38811705
well I figured she can't pull stunts like that since I'll just threaten to leave a bad yelp review and ruin her reputation and nobody will hire her again

>>38811740
>bad yelp review

A single disgruntled dude doesn't mean anything. She'll make a sob story about how you were a pushy creep who violated her rules, and another thirsty dude will step in your place to pay for her overpriced whore ass.

>you'll never make >$1000/hr just by being a woman
Why bother living?

>>38811807
do you think you can make that much if you looked like chris evans? Or do women just not have enough libido

>>38811842
Maybe if you whore yourself out exclusively to older women

>>38811496
>the ghost sucking on her tit for a brief moment
I should not be this jealous

>>38811728
this. what the fuck is the point?
also, it's 4 hours

Bump for interest. Keep us posted. Did she send you those?

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>$4000 and doesn't even shave

can someone with this much hair even get past customs in the trump era

>>38811895
Legal protection for the whore.
Most all the reputable ones have some sort of legalese like that, but bang clients.

This one might fuck OP over though, since 1000 an hour is laughably high for a nobody.

>>38811917
the hair is part of the aesthetic. I'd totally fuck.

>>38811240
>>38811496
You should just make her watch your favorite chink cartoon for 4 hours

>>38811917
>I've never seen an irl woman
>I'm a pedophile and mature secondary sexual traits are strange and weird to me

pick one.

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>>38811240
Anon, was this you? Sounds like something an autistic robot would do

Make a post thread please. I want to know what happens

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Her without 20 filters layered on

>>38811955
Like every other thing, not shaving only matters if you are not 10/10

>>38812029
She's like a 5/10 here

>>38812036
I disagree. One of the reasons I prefer JAV over other porn.

>>38812029
Chargeback Now op

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>>38812029
She looks like a $200 whore to me

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>>38812029
>$4000 for this

GOOD JOB OP

>>38812065
I am not talking specifically about shaving. Every "bad" or quirky trait is ignored or even seen as cute when you are top 1% attractive. For both men and women

>got drunk
>splurged $4000 on an escort
Technically in this case would you not have been raped?

You know there's a 200-400/hr whores in about every major city that look like this, or better?

1000/hr is highway robbery, unless she's a world famous pornstar or something.

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>>38812029
Holy fucking kek my sides.
Does she have Down's?

>>38811408
Man I hope you didn't pay her, that was terrible service

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She looks fine but she's totally not worth 4000$.
Christ OP.

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>>38811917
>$4000 for whatever is going on here

>>38811408
This sounds like some shit Dee would pull in Always Sunny.

>>38812167
Holy shit, great job OP. If you kill yourself before you pay, you'll save money and dignity.

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>4g's for a soft 7/10 sometimes 5/10 prosti
JUST

>>38811357
>Could have
>Could of
>Could of
>could have
at least be consistent bruh wtf

>>38811496
Wouldn't her reputation crumble if she just weaseled out and you said something? Sounds like a good way to lose hundreds of thousands over $4,000

>>38812211
Hey, he probably figured that it would have been better being wrong only half the time than risking being wrong the whole time.

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>>38811408
>hitting on my friends

Just fuuuuuuckkkiiiiinnnng diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee allllreaaaadyyyyyyyyy

>>38812080
where can i find more information about the girl on the right?

>>38812231
Her customers are people that throw $1000s at her amazon wishlist for the chance she might pose nude with whatever they bought her. I doubt they'd care.

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I'M NOT GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS PROSTITUTE YOU JUST POSTED I WILL NOT SHE IS PERFECT WHY CAN'T I HAVE A WOMEN WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS I NEED THIS

>>38812279
Maybe her followers, but she'd be out of the prostitute business, hypothetically.

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>>38811240
>$4000

Holy fucking shit. Prostitute prices should be regulated by the government.

>>38812254
https://www.reddit.com/r/virtualgeisha/
You can do better senpai

>>38811496
Does she actually fuck you or not? Those disclaimers make it seem like she doesn't and is a theiving whore.

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how do you even find these expensive whores, I wanted to see if OP was dumb and booked an ugly one when most are prettier. But I am not finding any.

Is that what makes them high end? Random idiots like me can't find them? I can find 200 whores just fine.

>>38812281
>perfect
She looks like an average crackwhore. Buy some crack and wander the streets. You'll find one.

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>>38811496
Anon you stupid fucking nnnniiiiigggggggggeeerrrrahahahhahhahhahahahhahahahh

>>38811977
Go back to normie sites you fucking retard that's not even close to the standard plebbit

>>38811496

what do you do for a living that you can blow $4000 on a 6/10 whore

>>38812408
I'm going to guess virgin. Pedophiles are always uncannily educated about puberty to be this dumb about pubic hair.

>>38812458
>6/10.
You gotta be kidding, she is definitely a 9/10. Looks a bit like Katya too.

>>38811408
Kek, remember in peep show when mark got that Aussie to pretend to be his gf in exchange for a place to stay. Then she ended up shagging Jeff

>>38812312
if they don't find you attractive or hygienic the don't have to fuck, and this is legal. you are paying for companionship not sex and not all companions fuck.

>>38812504
She is not a fucking 9/10.

>>38811240
>4K
>on her
Maybe the free market doesn't always work

>>38811240
How much of a retard can you be to splurge 4 k on some high class prostitute?this bitch better do heavenly like blowjobs;nonetheless you are still a retard.

>>38812549
The free market's working fine. She identified a niche of especially desperate males with too much money, and she catered to them. Supply met with demand.

>>38812570
>implying she won't give him a half-assed handjob and maybe lie limp for a few minutes for him to penetrate at best

>>38811240
Could have got one for 40$ in Mexico. The only good use for an illegal alien.

>>38812575
But now this poor cuck is gonna be out of 4 grand maybe we need some regulations

>>38812539
Tell me how she is not a 9/10 with her near-perfect features.

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>>38812504
get your eyes or your standards checked
jesus christ 9/10

>>38812596
If that's the price he's willing to pay for that service, let him. I'm not innocent of overspending on frivolous shit either.

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>>38812621
I am pretty sure you just have bad taste. Her face looks like a porcelain doll's and she has an hour-glass figure and big breasts.

>>38812677
Not that other anon.

These coke-whores are a dime a dozen in L.A and Manhattan. And much cheaper. 7 at best. 8 if they fulfill some childhood fantasy of yours.

>>38812469
>>38811977
>hurr grown women have pubic hair contrary to children so its good
yea they also have leg, armpit and sometimes back hair too, you find that sexy because it shows maturity too you fucking imbecile?

Also, I'm pretty sure he's talking about her armpit hair you complete dork

I've decided you are a sucker anon

look at this

http://www.hautegirlslondon.com/categories/expensive-escorts

>>38812713
I don't care if she has a cocaine addiction, that doesn't influence my very accurate and indisputable rating of 9/10.

>>38812782
whatd make her 10

>>38812733
>hair on women scares me! Anyone who isn't scared of it as well must either fetishize it or be stupid!

Yep, another virgin. You know porn isn't real, right?

It's not even a crazy amount of hair either for the pits, either. I'm guessing she keeps it on purpose to attract boho faggots like OP.

>>38812829
She would have to be blonde and have blue eyes.

>>38812857
>You know porn isn't real, right?
you know real life girls shave their armpits, legs and sometimes their pussies, right?

you only like hair when it's on pussies because you fetishize it, you don't give a shit about sexual maturity or you'd find all kinds of body hair hot, hell you'd find fucking wrinkles and saggy tits hot too you sick fuck

>>38812605
>near-perfect features.
Did you miss the other pictures in this thread?

Image filters should be banned if you're using them to convince clients you're hotter than you are.

>>38812928
Filters just affect the complexion. If you banned all make-up and camera tricks, no woman would be above 7/10.

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Would you pay $1.5m to fuck a (probably underaged) hollywood actress?

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>>38813102
>You can even fuck a brain surgeon

>>38811496
>Armpit hair in her pictures on her website.

Why tho

>>38812922
>you can tolerate pubic hair
>you must also like saggy tits and wrinkles
>this is what autists actually believe

Uh huh.

>>38811977
Pubic hair is way different than armpit hair, scumbag.

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>>38811240
I sure hope you creampied her holes, OP, otherwise you got robbed. You live and you learn.

>mfw found myself a low-volume 8/10 cumdumpster for $300/visit

>>38811917
>>38811240

I need a source damn it

>>38812167
Not OP, but that looks perfect desu
in fact i have a caretaking fetish. So if she'd let me shave her pussy, it'd make me penis even harder

>>38811240
>fuck her
>keep fucking her as a regular client
>signing up for ONE HOUR visits
>treat the 4000 as a down payment to build trust
the important thing is to imply that you'll keep coming back

>>38811392
>>38811917
>>38812094
>>38812122
>>38812167
>>38812298
>>38812326
>>38812549
Lol poorfags

the difference between a $200 whore and a $2000 escort is the quality

she is educated, typically 4 year college degree or higher. Trained in the visual, performance, and culinary arts, music, literature, etc. She knows proper aristocratic etiquette and won't embarrass herself in an expensive french restaurant. you can bring her to a soiree of senators and she won't seem out of place. she can also troubleshoot and fix linux drivers

>>38813298
Are you blind anon?

>>38813443
>she can also troubleshoot and fix linux drivers

Believable shitpost until this

8/10

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>$4000 to have your virginity taken

you realize beautiful girls in third world countries auction off their virginities for half that right?

pic related

>>38813492
>half
More like a tenth. Unless they are under 10.

>>38813489
I didn't read the whole thing
saw your post and went back to read
lost it when
>linux drivers

>>38811496
This and pornstars are waaaaaay overated
You could create an orgy with ten girls and have them do all your fetishes for that kind of money
4000 FUCKIN US DOLLARS my god
I really hope you are extremely wealthy or trolling because you are litterally a victim of a succubus

>>38813563
This.. sorta
She better treat you like you're in the most amazing relationship of your life

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>>38812312
>Does she fuck
She is a member of P411 so we atleast know she will actually appear in-person.

The reviews she links on P411 are all TER. Due to local circumstances, I'm not a member of TER. (TER is popular nationwide, however; Eccie is king in Texas and I need little else)

Anyway, one crackpot reviewed her twice on Eccie and he did confirm that he got:
Kissing
Ate pussy & ass
BJ with no condom
Sex in all the regular positions, with condom

Put two and two together and you can go directly to the reviews on Eccie:
/showthread.php?t=1808341
/showthread.php?t=2016056

Seems like she'll do all the regular escort shit, and probably do it in a artsy sort of way. Not my style but I wish you luck OP.

You all saying I can empty my neetbux savings for a one night harem orgy and finally move on with life? Dafuq I been waiting for...

>>38813615
>this much autism
You're worrying me anon

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>Me, rn, imagining paying off my debt, buying CD's and drugs, paying for my flight ticket and still having some money left over from the amount that you spent on an orgasm
Why wasn't I blessed with wealth

>>38813563
>succubus

Goddamn, I was wondering why she was in my bed last night and why my wallet was empty this morning! That explains everything!

How the hell do you ward off succubi? I don't want her to come back and steal my shit again.

>>38813667
This so much anon
l-lets pool our meager wealth ;-;

>>38811917
>more armpit hair than me and im hairy as fuck
abort OP

>>38813443
>the difference between a $200 whore and a $2000 escort is the quality
wrong. the only difference is that one is better at marketing herself

>>38813681
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/succubus/type/op/

>>38813485
I don't see one posted anywhere. Not in the filename, not watermarked.

>>38812406
FILTHY FUCKING PIGSKIN PALESHIT INBRED HILLBILLY CRACKER

>>38812538
you better be fucking trolling

short of having herpes all over my face she's obligated to fuck me or return my money (plus extra fee for wasting my time and embarrasing me)

>>38813721
Thanks for that, Anon! You're a life-saver!

>>38813443
>rich ugly shut in with no redeeming qualities
>laughing at people on /r9k/

do you think your life has value because you have money? you're a piece of trash, you're going to die alone, and i promise you i'm happier than you'll ever be

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OP, she is cute as fuck, but 4000 dollars....are you fucking retarded???
Where I live you could fuck with pic related (who is a decent qtie) for 60 dollars.

>>38812757
you have to go through a background check, medical exam, and psych eval to make sure you won't beat their girls. Plus they don't have to fuck you if you're not attractive

>>38813785
not op, but and where is that

>>38813102
>>38813184
kek what is this fake shite, no "hollywood" actress would or need to sell their body for 1.5m minus the cut that organization takes

Sure hope it works out for you OP, report back sometime

>>38813657
Just trying to educate the newbies, my dude

>>38813785
Do you live in Euroland?
Girls like that easily command $200-$300/hr in Burgerclapistan

>>38813260
my names retard and i bait people because i dont have anything else going for me

>>38813492
post more mate

my first was a late 30s chubby escort. Nothing fancy but she treated me with compassion and helped me calm down when I got anxious. There were hotter girls but she was still the only one that made me tremble when I came.
Go for the ones with experience. The younger ones are thinking about retirement while fucking you

>>38813693
Yes, a-and then do all the fun things desu :^)

>>38813811
>>38813816
Chile, my friends.
Last year I fucked a blue eyed, black haired, tall woman for 70 dollars.

>>38813816
You seem to be an expert

What is the dollar 4 dollar highest rated escort

>>38813900
how where do you look

Would she allow handholding, headpatting and cuddling? Are they too extreme?

>>38813900
wtf i love chile now

>>38813915
There's a million sites, you just have to google. You can even trust backpage if they show their faces on their pictures.

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>>38813771
you mad poor boy? I fuck models 24/7

inb4 u call me a fat chink

>>38813993
>that dude's dick
Wew

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>>38811240
I've never had anywhere near $4000 in my bank account anon.
I couldn't even afford a whore if I wanted one.
please kill me

>>38813842
Glad to see you're coming clean, now shoo.

>>38813993
Ugly* fat chink

OP should send us all a bit of cash so we can fuck cheap whores.
Please OP, be our godfather

>>38813944
do you have them come to your house or just rent a motel or w.e

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that's around the market price for a high end custom japanese sex doll

>>38814067
HA GOTEEM XD

>>38813443
They say they can fix your drivers, but I know they're just building whatever they find on github without really checking.

Dirty sluts

>>38814123
But is it enough for a loli sex doll?

>>38814123
No way that's a doll. Give me a link to buy this exact model.

>>38813900

Link por favor, querido compatriota.

>>38814123
>tfw as a female I will never look as good as this doll

>>38814201
No store link, but here's a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1aK-rm0QQ

Got that from reverse image search

>>38814232
Isn't that kind of the point?

>>38814201
you can find used ones on dhgate for $800 wholesale

you can buy like 20 of them and started a doll brothel

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>>38813909
Well that really depends on your personal preferences. Consider that there are multiple dimensions: price, hot, menu, and passion.

My best encounters have honestly been with average lookers who indulge my kinks. Ultimately one man's 10/10 is another r9k poster's 2/10 would not bang.

Anyway, what I can do is give you some examples of what I would pick:

If I had unlimited money, I'd definitely go for Peta Jensen. She does do escorting (though I don't keep track of how frequently).

On a budget, if I simply wanted to fuck a hot hole, then girls on backpage would do just fine. They typically do everything with condoms, though.

In my case, I'm on a budget, but I have particular preferences (cum in mouth is a minimum, in pussy preferred). Not that she is nationally available... but as I posted earlier I found a low-volume girl who is to my taste (atleast 7 or 8/10) and does creampies at her regular rate ($300/hr).

Instead of aiming for the top, aim for a local girl. You'll have to do a bit of digging, but you'll find someone who suits your tastes.

>>38814101
They usually have their own apartments.
You can pay them to come to your house tho.
>>38814226
Lo siento, es mia

>>38814232
>female
tits or gtfo

but on a more serious note, if you look half as good and you have slightly more personality than that doll you're good to go
You woulddn't expect chad not to take care of his apperaence, same goes to you

>>38814232
At least you can handjob, suck and... make a sandwich

>>38811917
I don't know how legit OP's post is, but not shaving actually bumps up the value since the norm is to shave. It's unique when we're talking about sex work. They can charge a higher price to men specifically seeking an unshaven woman.

>>38813993
>Going in raw with QT asians

Fuck I am pretty jelly. I see you're both chinks, do you live in chinkland?

Its hard to find girls who bareback without some confidence and/or game. I'm curious if you found a sweet message parlor somewhere, or if you just live in an impoverished country and girls give it up for cheap.

>>38814240
That is firmly stuck in uncanny valley. Is that really the same doll as the one in your pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd3QDTPgkOg is okay looking when it isn't moving

>>38814320
>Thinking that is him
my sides can only take so much anon

>>38811917
thats what ur paying for anon

>>38814320
Anon...
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitQqPp3eTcS9F5AsiE7JsCGqZjUJ16Q9B6O6POCoxyBp6A3nOguLCQ9C1DbzdLYP9sV0cHMTwx8GbBXLrXbkXbdOBumuyC6mHALUDNwvq8O6nrUlxVoOm1qVOFYBJEzgEffdU5sM5r-zXSzGfkIbnsrkEblrQRcZP7T2NeQc_1lB0LOP2zBNUpcQmXxMTgSjKELRIYRaExrZ92wTwT0BkGm4MfWC6lwJ7t4sYLjvlIGF0jX8Pgi5G92PAINgQgkR-bQ9eeBJCq0RoWvOjgj7aj66JB8It0srVxSGb6yAavNAmN1aLI9WpvAW4uZ5l5nSJ2ypOU5U&safe=off

>>38814240
I really hate how a lot of androids do this weird head bobble when they talk. I realize, in the sense of a sex doll, it might have something to do with her other function. Still, it should be obvious that real people don't shake their head up and down constantly when they talk. I guess by adding the motion, they hope it makes the android more realistic, but it just look like the bot has a tremor or something.

>>38814344
Nice dubs bro
I just wanna be excited that a fellow Johnfag is getting the good stuff.

>>38814368
Is this like the backroom casting couch of chinkland?

>>38812254
idk if it is her but she looks like this girl https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593fc2199d566

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should I hire 2 of them for an hour just to talk about huey lewis and the news?

>>38814339
It's the same company, but an ideally posed pic will always look more real than a talking, moving display model.

For some reason the one you linked reminds me of these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6SUTVGqOs

>>38811240

you can fuck a pretty woman for just $500

>>38811240
>You could've paid $3500 to fuck this 10/10 goddess https://www.estellelucas.com/services/
>but instead you paid $4000 to fuck a hairy tumblr chick..

>>38814413
Hey i know that other model from met art

>>38814339
>$50,000

VR will be high resolution enough in a couple of years

just stick to a $500 doll with motion capture and you can fuck emma watson

>>38814443
>$3500 and her face is blurred out

AHAHAA

>>38813443

>Educate

For what purpose?

Is just sex, anon. You made a bad mistake.

KYS

>>38813492

Is she a Zombie?

how do i find escorts in my area i want to fuck a tranny hooker

>>38813993
Sauce on this girl anyone?

>>38814484
We will learn to tell the difference within a generation, mark my words.

>>38814495
https://www.instagram.com/estellelucas/

Lmao at you cucks yeah she looks alright go ahead and spend 4K on a woman isn't a woman on this earth worth 4K a night

>>38814590
while my gut instinct is to agree with you, i do think there's something to be said for her if she really puts in crazy effort for her clients (and hopefully for OP)

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>>38811240
can i just live with you for free and give you sex whenever you want

I'm not as cute as her but im not bad desu

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Escort with similar rates here. People like OP are the best. Keep it up!

what is the point in losing your virginity alone. it isn't a first time experience. it isn't shaky, loving or exciting. it loses it's beauty and instead is a lonely humiliating activity. people wonder why men drop out of the sexual market it is cause sex is just awful nowadays it is just sad lonely and pressuring and nobody wants that

>>38814678
show feet and legs with timestamp first then we'll talk

>>38814699
what hte fuck is that>>38814678
if you were trying to make him feel better you should have told him that you just wanted to have sex with him

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>>38814733
okay sorry
>>38814716
I want to have sex with you for FREE

>>38814756
i'm not into fat crossdressing weebs hiding behind anime girls

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>>38814413
Motherfucker you can't just post that without a source.

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>>38814771
im not FAT i am thicc and i am a CUTE TRANNY

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>>38814771 (You)
im not FAT i am thicc and i am a CUTE TRANNY

>>38814797
Where the fuck is my helicopter

>>38813443
>implying $2000 pussy is different than $200 pussy
>implying any dude ever gives a fuck about a college degree in blender studies

That ass warm enough for your head?

>>38814825
what's a helicopter
>>38814809
me

>>38814797
i like cute trannies show us some cute stuff

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>$4000
>For a 5/10 escort
>Can I call my credit card company if she doesn't put out

It's an escort, she's not obliged/required to put out; only provide company

>>38813443
Drivers haven't been an issue for Linux in over a decade.
Windows drivers are still a fucking nightmare.

OP can't you just call up and say your mother died or something serious and you have to cancel?

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>>38814887
im a cute hello kitty

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>>38814943
super qt come to NY and be my waifu

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how much for this one

>>38814935
>not fucking her on top of your mother's freshly buried corpse
Shiggy diggy

>>38811240
>has 4000 to impulse splurge
You are no robot, you are a 1%capitalistfag. Kill yourself

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do you think anzu will put out for that much money? would she be offended if I required her to put on her cosplay makeup

>>38814980
okay thanks

w-will you pay for it

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https://vimeo.com/202680127

you're paying basically extra to get the Amelie experience

nothing wrong with that

>>38815114
The way she crinkles her nose is so qt
it should be illegal for someone to be this qt

4000 burger bucks would pay my rent for the better part of a year, hope she's worth it, OP.

>>38815114
>tfw you will never bury your face in that bush

You know what?
At the beginning I found her to be quite attractive.
But holy fuck is she an entitled whore.
The worst about her is how hot she thinks she is, that over-confidence comes as humanly inauthentic as possible.
Fuck you Liara, I'm sure you stink of expensive perfume, and you skin is unnaturally soft, like some weird ass doll.

>>38815309
This. She would be literally perfect if it wasn't for the fact she seems like a cunt.

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>>38815025
>being able to afford things
sorry desu
stay cute tho

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>>38815212
I know right?

asfafas

>>38815334
thnx robot
uwu

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>>38815372

blobobobo

>>38811496
Dick er good my man

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guys what if 100 of us each pitched in 40 bucks and met up somewhere

there's nothing in her tos that says we can't do this

even if she won't let us all fuck her she should at least let us lick her nipples

>>38815492
>100 of us
No thank you
I'd rather pitch in 40 bucks for one person to get to fuck her on behalf of all of us. Maybe film it for us if she allows that. or photos then.

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even the japs got their peter in her

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>>38815528
well whoever got to fuck her should pay 50% of it

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>>38815597
That's some HAIRY BUSH, man.

>>38815597
Fuck that. we're all pitching in 40 and then we'd decide if we want someone who deserves it more or who would get the job done better
also we'd need to tidy him the fuck up so he doesn't horrify her, if only for courtesy sake

>>38815597
I wonder if we'd be allowed to shave her pussy affectionately

>>38814809
>>38814943
>i am thicc
that ain't thicc gurl (male)
i wanna cuddle u til u explode

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>>38815637
we can make a troll vid for /tv/

first half of the vid is a white guy taking her out to dinner, then we have a black robot fuck her after they check into a hotel

>>38815698
Thats retarded yo

i'm out of this gay plan

>>38813298
forgot her name but she is a famous escort with hair arm pits. its litterally her selling point

>>38815309
So you don't think her ridiculous prices are a gigantic red flag?

>>38811496
she's a fucking vidya gal omg
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1W5AX6LYXWCXF/ref=cm_go_nav_hz
amazon wishlist from her website

>>38815785
she could be living comfortably twitch streaming without selling her body

or at most do what clarakitty did and show some tits

>paying 4k for a hairy whore

Fucking hell famalamas.

With that money you can:

>Fuck 40 regular hookers
>Buy a high end sex doll
>Buy a monster rig with a VR setup

Hope you have fun OP, but sex is not even that great. You are gonna regret this shit so much.

>>38812003
fugging kek'd

>>38815825
>but sex is not even that great

caught the non-virgin

>>38815856
Yeah, I've paid for hookers anon.
not $4000 ones tho.

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>The cost of 10 high end local escorts for one hairy girl that begs for shit on Amazon
Why?

>>38811496
Hahahahahaha this is fucking pathetic.

Fucking roasties.

>>38815892
she's an innie you tard

>>38815909
post some that show it

>>38811240
>$4000

That's how much

>>38815772
I believe in a free market, it's just that her attitude disgusts me.

>>38815918
you aint freeloading off of me

>>38811807
You need to be top tier Stacy to make that much

>>38811240
4000$ on used pussy.

I hope you don't buy your own cars alone either.

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>>38815114

damn... they look so soulless.

are they dead inside????

>>38811357
>could have paid rent for half a year

where the fuck do you live?

>>38815988
That's the vibe I'm getting too. I can't even imagine how something like that thinks. Sure they're beautiful and I would be seriously tempted to spend money on one of them, but at the same time just looking at them something feels off.

>>38815909
Oh okay that completely validates your sad shit behaviour then. Carry on.

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http://liararoux.com/custom-media/

she might do hardcore

the most expensive vid I've seen before is that leaked forest_nymph one for around $1200 total

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>>38816101
Who is genuinely this fucking lonely to pay for something like this? Who is this fucking pathetic?

Who is the demand? It fucking genuinely boggles my mind.

>>38816132
https://twitter.com/LiaraRoux/status/863119815803785216

>>38816037

Yeah. I think beauty isn't everything in this life.

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>>38811240

> someone on /r9k/ having $ grand to waste

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>>38811496
Sad part is, if I just saw this pic I'd think she is pure wife material

>>38816101
>the most expensive vid I've seen before is that leaked forest_nymph one for around $1200 total
sauce pls anon.

>>38816169

womans have sex with this guy.
https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/184119/Owen-Gray/

I fuckin hate my life.

You could've done that for free if you weren't such a beta

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>>38816262
That's the secret, anon. They're always whores.

>>38813657

That is v. possibly the least "autistic" post on the thread so far.

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>>38816294
basically some cuck paid several thousand to have this guy fuck her on vid when he could've fucked her himself for the same amount or less

>>38813443
>she can also troubleshoot and fix linux drivers
Apart from this, most escorts with those qualifications charge about $600-700 an hour, not $2000

>>38813443
In the end she's just a whore. It's like paying 10 times as much in the supermarket because the employees hold a PhD.

I'm sure you can find a reliable date for much less money if you really need someone to go to a restaurant too.

>>38813788
>Plus they don't have to fuck you if you're not attractive

De facto proviso with virtually all "escorts" these days. They have a standard that you have to match or they just don't go through with the transaction.

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>>38816169
>>38816294
NO FUCK THIS
ABORT ABORT

>>38816169
>>38816294
>>38816339
It's gotta be some kind of cuck thing where the benefactor wanted to see an ugly piece of shit fuck a beautiful woman.

>>38816382
please be lying
PLEASE

getting turned down by an escort might just do it

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>>38813443
>You've lived long enough to see a robot literally put a prostitute on a pedalstool

>>38816339
>>38816392

I really really really hate my life.

I want to kill that guy.

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wtf i thought she was a virgin

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=282897

>>38815988
Try having some dude shit on your chest for money and see if you can still go on.

>>38816449
>Posted: February, 2017 by CHEEKS
>I've had my eye on Liara since she first popped up. She's a bit pricier than I normally allow but there was something that just drew me to her. She travels often but our schedules to meet in NY or LA never seemed to work out. She was great at communicating her travel schedule and the stars finally aligned for February. She suggested a 4 hour dinner date. After providing screening information and a deposit, we chose our dinner location. A nice sushi place downtown. She was already there when I arrived. She was dressed in jeans and a black jacket. She looked exactly like her pictures. At first, conversation did not flow easily. She had just gotten back from the Middle East. Eventually we found our stride and discussed her many travels and interests over dinner. She's a tiny woman but made the most of our Chef's choices. We hopped in a cab and headed to her upscale hotel. After entering the room and admiring the view, she excused herself to the restroom to....

>The Juicy Details
>This feature is for VIP Members Only

I'm literally getting blueballed by a fucking escort review

>>38816469

??????

If is a woman, i would love that.

>>38816486
No, it's a fat, hairy Arab.

>https://vimeo.com/196966680
>>38815785
>Wears satin clothing
>Plays videogames

>I'll never play games with her or cuddle her when she wears her silky pyjamas


Why the fuck do you tease me like this, internet?!

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>>38816483
>Middle East
>an arab prince probably paid thousands for her to eat shit
disgusting

>>38816449
> > August 2016 by GRAECA
>I think I set a personal record for the earliest set up of a date with Liara almost 2 months in advance. I saw her ad, her web site and her video. I was hooked by her video. A previous astute reviewer likened Liara's looks to a young Isabella Rossellini. He was spot on. Liara has that same classic beauty and alluring gaze.
Liara's photos on her web site show a young girl with a perfect body. The photography is beautiful; she is just as beautiful in person. However, the photos do not begin to reflect the real person. In person her smile is pervasive and genuine her eyes alive and penetrating. Her expressiveness with her mouth and eyes is indelibly engrained in my mind's pleasure center.

AHAHAHA

>>38816483
>She had just gotten back from the Middle East
Fucking called it
>>38816469

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>>38816483
>She had just gotten back from the Middle East.
Uh oh

>>38816449
>July, 2016 by EXNYERINTX
>I travel frequently for work and for pleasure and the Bay Area is on my list of favorite places. When I visit SF, I like to see Liara Roux.
As you can see from her photos, she is incredibly beautiful. Her pouty lips, high cheek bones, and creamy porcelain complexion are those of a professional model. Except she is not 5'9". She is just a tiny little thing with wonderful natural breasts - perfect handfuls, with pert, puffy nipples. Everything about her is soft and smooth and feminine. If anything, she is even prettier than her website photos.
According to her website, her vitals are 5'3", 88 pounds, 28DD-20-32, and 25 years old. I think she may be shorter than 5'3". I think she barely cracks 5'. Her tiny waist fits easily in the bend of your arm and picking her up and carrying her to the bed is a breeze.

for you pedos

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>>38816449
written by an 4chan autist or george r r martin

>>38815696
do it then uwu

>>38816502
>No, it's a fat, hairy Arab................ woman?

I would love that.

https://vimeo.com/202680127

I wanna jump off a fucking building

>>38816628
if you have the conviction to jump off a building then you have the conviction to scrounge the $2000 it takes to bed her for two hours

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>>38814413
>should I hire 2 of them for an hour just to talk about huey lewis and the news?
Yes.

>>38816628
So she literally travels the earth fucking losers and popping cherries? Is she dare I say /our girl/?

do you think she would let me indulge in my foot fetish for no extra cost?

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>>38816602
okay on my way where am I going

>>38816449
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/index.asp

I looked up some girls in my city out of curiosity and found my high school classmate on page 3

I'm done for the rest of the month lads

I just got drunk and impulse bought an oriental rug for 1200, so I feel your pain OP

>>38811240
>>38816728
One time I got really wasted and when I came to in the morning I found out I'd gone out and bought more beer.

>>38814707
I'm looking to get into escorting. How do I do this, please help me fellow femanon. I just want to get rich by having sex.

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>>38816716
This looks like a nice place.

>>38816716
c-california
pls come quick

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>>38816786
Looks legit; see you there.

>>38816628
>requires work information or two references for bookings
us neets are excluded

>>38812757
If I hired an escort that looks like a supermodel I would feel insecure and inadequate

I'd rather have a cute and cozy looking girl

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>>38813443
>she can also troubleshoot and fix linux drivers
mein sides!
>paying 4000 for tech support

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>>38816806
jesus christ is she gonna blackmail me?

I dont even have two references as emergency contact when I join a gym

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>>38816794
I'll start walking but that's far, far away.

>>38816863
What's up with that? Is she seriously going to call your job to see if you're not some psycho rapist?

>'Sup. One of your dudes wants to fuck my face with a sock. Is he legit?

>>38816923
Probably insurance in case the client tries anything funny.

I'm calling bullshit. Her page says you can only pay by credit card if you're an existing client otherwise it Bitcoin. OP said he already paid but it's his first time. Lies.

>>38816923
she probably has a deadman's switch set up via ifttt that'll call your boss and ruin your life if she doesn't return home safely after 2 hours and enter in the safe code

>>38816863
>>38816923
>having jobs/references

look like /r9k/ really is full normie now. I leave for a year and this is what happens.

>>38816931
Ah, okay.

>>38816948
Well now, that explains everything!

>>38816958
Where did I say I had a job, dumbass?

>>38816986
It was implied by everyone being scared about her calling their job or being blackmailed.

>>38816946
Well, it was a fun thread while it lasted.

Jesus fucking Christ, This girl is ace-ing how my dream girls looks like, She looks like my highschool crush too.

>>38817043
>She looks like my highschool crush to

did you go to high school in slovakia

>>38811240
her teeth are yellow as fuck! Common OP you can do better

>>38811917
>just logged for the night from xiv
>open thread
>see this

kupo

>>38816018
Not that unreasonable to be paying about 670 dollars a month rent anywhere in the flyover if you have roomates

>>38813993
lmao his tits are bigger than hers

>>38811977
>secondary sexual traits
>what is tits
Body hair on females is disgusting and very un-feminine (that's why feminists like it so much). Females have been shaving at least since antiquity.
>WTF you don't like bearded women? What a pedo.

>>38812733
yes you fucking tard, armpit hair is fucking amazing, lower back hair is god tier, though I can take or leave leg hair depending on the girl. That shit is animalistic as fuck, primal and so hot

>>38816382
Are you fucking kidding, anyone that attractive with that much money would have no trouble getting it on their own, so if these services screen for the ones who are going to beat their girls (the only reason an attractive wealthy person hires an escort) then they probably don't make much money if what you're saying is true. They'd never retain clients

>>38817221
dude just get over yourself and date a man already

So $4000 seems like an absolute waste, but you did say it was to lose your virginity. To lose it to a girl who looks the girl you loved in High School, and not just to get laid for an hour and have her leave. She's going to be your escort for six hours. A whole quarter of a day. You can go out and eat together, see something or do something together, and then at the end of the night finally /lose your virginity/. I'd be willing to blow $4000 over the course of six hours with the girl of my dreams and lose my virginity to her (even though I lack the money). If this money is disposable income, as in you won't go poor or starve or miss out on rent, just embrace it anon. This may have not been too poor of a decision.
Look forward to it.

I would've let you fuck me for free. Not a virgin, but that wasn't something very enjoyable and it was honestly nothing compared to this bitch. Plus, I'm all smooth there. No rules. No payment
Femanons ftw.

>>38816580
>5'3"
>88lbs
Bullshit, she'd be emaciated. That ho is comfortably triple-digits.

>>38817265
Nigger when did I say I didn't like dudes too? But enjoy your latent pedophilia

>>38817387
lol anyone falling for these lies

>>38817265
I'm with this anon
just fuck a man, you queer

>>38817431
I'm not but ooooookaaaayyyyy.

>>38817430
>everyone but me is a pedophile
That was the first time I replied to you dumbshit.

>>38817454
>ooooookaaaayyyyy
>trying this hard
jesus christ anon
You needn't try so hard to pass as a woman, we wouldn't have believed you anyway

>>38811240
Was her pussy made out of gold or what? What the fuck man a top line escort can be bought for 300

>>38817488
>Saying it's gay to want to fuck a girl like the one in this thread because she has body hair
>implying this doesn't come off as pedophilic

>>38812281
get a job lol and rent her or whatever

>>38813993
is this dude rich or what? story? who's the girl? who's the guy? lol

>>38816101
if I was a billionaire with constant income greater than her prices, why the fuck not

>>38818006
thanks dude

tell her i want missionary and reverse cowgirl with a male partner of her choice. i want as little of the guy's taint showing as possible. her face should be showing most or all of the time

and have the guy lick her feet

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>>38811240
>>38813298
Did someone finally find a source? She really reminds me of one of my friends

>>38811240
4k...
you better get a hidden camera and film that shit to make it worth it.

you could have easily gotten several 10/10s for several nights.

even could of gotten 4 different porn star for for 4 times if that was your thing.
vrod is like a grand for a few hours.

>>38818142
>vrod
who's that

>>38818091
have you not read the thread you stupid cunt? her website has been posted numerous times and is the centre of discussion

piss off

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>>38816628
>https://vimeo.com/202680127
SHE DOESNT EVEN SHAVE HER FUCKIN ARMPITS OH MY GOD 4000 FOR THAT? FUCK OFF

>>38816771
Not a femanon but a tried and true method is start by camming. I say chaturbate first because the UI allows for your cam to get noticed a hell of lot better than on MFC. After getting a decent following then move over to MFC. Start selling clips on ExtraLunchMoney and stuff like that and see if people are buying. If they are start entertaining the thought of fucking them/becoming an escort. If they respond favorably and you've been only going up try networking with other camgirls and land a good place. From there it should all be automated and all you gotta do is keep up looks. I can go into more specifics of each step if need be but I won't type that all out here.

>>38812080
she looks so pretty though