alpha males aren't real

>>38809917
I know this is a bait thread, but anyone with half a brain knows that you can't categorize all men into two distinctive types. It's just memeing and that's all it's ever been, people who post the alpha/beta threads or call people "betas" are memeing or using shorthand, they aren't serious. You'd have to have autism to take that shit seriously.

>this thread again
reminder to report this for spam

>>38809917
I like this, if there are no standards of masculinity to uphold then I don't have to feel bad for being a beta cuck.

>chimps aren't our closest relative, bonobos are!

bonobos are chimps

is adam retarded?

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>Listen, anon, I'm going to be upfront about this because I like you and I respect you: I think your girlfriend is pretty hot.
>So here's what's gonna happen: I'm gonna go and ask her to come back to my place where I'm going to have sex with her in such a life-changing, dominant way that someone like you will never be able to satisfy her ever again.
>Now don't get me wrong: I don't love her. And I'm not planning to be with her for any longer than maybe a week? But she WILL leave you for me and she will NEVER come back. There's nothing I can do about that.
>Now, you can try to fight me on this, but let's be honest with ourselves: there's no possible scenario in which she chooses you over me.
>I really am sorry, man, but I have not had sex in a week and this is just how the world works.
>Hey, tell you what: next round's on me, yeah?
>Okay, I'm gonna go steal your girl. Later, my guy.

>>38809917
We all know what's going to come of this thread
/saged