> excuse me, c-can I get by you? > ignores you w-wat do

>>38805232
Get by her

step on her legs and piss on her face.

>>38805232

I would literally just step over her without asking

bookworm whore

>>38805232
put a quarter on her coffee

>>38805284
This, what the fuck is this thread even about?

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Move over bitch. Go sit down in a chair and stop blocking the isle. I need to pick up some real literature, you know, Heidegger, Plato, Aristotle, the minecraft guide? Obviously you don't know because you read YA garbage.

>>38805284
>not walking away to the next corridor
get out chad

>>38805284

this

feels good to be chad

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>>38805232
Trip over her outstretched leg, while in the air spin 180 degrees, fall face first into her lap while grabbing her breast.

>>38805232
stopping pussy shit like this is the first step out of betahood. I was sick of it and started making people accommodate me and not the other way round and life is better for it. especially if it's some dumb rude bimbo

Even though I don't read young adult shit I would still ask her to move so I can grab a book behind her.

Then I'd return it to the spot when she leaves Barnes and Noble.

I just like talking to girls.

>>38805232
step over her while leaving a silent wet fart behind, that will teach her to not make herself an obstacle in the library next time.

>>38805512
this ofc

>>38805622
>Silent
Fucking normalfags, if you don't audibly shit yourself you are a fucking cuck

>>38805622
Not a library
Also
>silent
>wet
Pick one

>>38805232
Just step over her, and if she gets flustered tell her that if she didn't want this to happen she shouldn't sit in the middle of the goddamn aisle.

>>38805232
Step over.
I wouldn't have made preamble. I've had this happen before and just smile as I step over and say "pardon me" even if it's her fault for being in the way.
STOP BEING SO DENSE YOU FUCKING LOSER

>at store
>someone standing on end of isle blocking the way
>too beta to say excuse me
>walk all the way around to the other end

>>38805232
Elliot her with the coffee

Alternatively kick it and say omg im so sorry like a roastie would

>>38805676
>>38805721
>not being able to perform a silent wet fart
Plebs, the look on her face as she slowly realizes she's inhaling the air that was trapped in my anal cavity is like tasting fine wine.

>>38805232
Get a running start and jump over her, then grab the Minecraft book.

kick her face and walk by

>>38805232
Why do girls take pictures of themselves in a bookstore pretending to read? And why did she, out of all possible isles, pick the YA section?

>wear loose shorts and display my dick and balls to her "accidentally" while walking over her

>>38806061
>pick the YA section?
How do you know she's reading YA, she looks to be in the G section. Gaming, Graphic Novels, etc.

>>38805325
chad wouldn't ask first.

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Fuck off todd REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38805232
>place your foot next to hers
>raise her leg with your leg in a nazi walk motion
>watch her fall and when she gets up and starts nagging just hush her and walk past her
>if she tries to get grabby just slap her shit
>count how many slaps it takes for her to stfu

>>38805232
stomp on her ancle and with the other leg kick her knee really hard

>>38806292
anckle
fuck, having autism is a pain in the ass

>>38805232
steal one of her shoes and smell it while running away

>>38805793
I hope I get to do this someday,
not originally

>>38806345
A N K L E
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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>implying I'd ever verbally ask a qt anything instead of just looping around a different aisle or stepping over her before stopping to think

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>>38806110
Haha, Anon, what's this silly rumor I hear about you not owning Skyrim and Fallout 4?

>>38805232
I'd have a sudden realization that I have no reason to be there, my kindle is at home. So I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>38806560
I'LL NEVER BUY YOUR SHITTY GAMES TODD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>YA Section

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>>38805232
Step over her and not look at her, don't want to give her the idea that she is deep and "intellectual" for reading two pages of Bukowski.

Worship feet

>>38805324
underrated oregano 23030340404

>>38805232
Step over and say loud "Get a fucking chair"

>im not even kidding, im like that

>>38805232
step on her knees

>>38805232
sit next to her. drink cofi

>>38805232
>tfw i know this girl and she got fucked doggy style with her hair pulled

Ask for her number and get rejected

>>38807432
doenst surprise me. look at this maxiwhore. full-on roastie. not the cute nerdy intellecyual i want to soil with my spermatozoid cellulars

Why the fuck did this roastie sit down in the middle of a public place and look autistic just for some pretentious instagram post?

>>38805232
She seems like an imbecille desu.

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Step over while passive aggressively thinking how selfish she is inconveniencing people in the store.

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>>38806706
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM THREE TIMES EACH!!!!!!!

>>38805284
this. i don't have manlet legs

Walk by her with an armful of interesting books, (Steinbeck, Hemingway and a Silverstein collection would do the trick on her) only to "accidentally" spill her coffee and drop the books.
Now she has to talk to me and would help me with my books, thinking "Wow, what a genius."
I excuse myself with the following line: "Very sorry milady, would you like to accompany me to the cafe and get another drink, on me?"
Of course she accepts and we have a cordial date that ends with a farewell and my promise to call, which I don't.
On the same time of day in 6 months I return to Barnes and Noble to find her reading the next release in her favorite series. This time she has been craving me, and she begs me to be with her, revealing she's a 17-year old virgin.
"Milady, I can't," I'd say, wryly, "But I promise to make you a woman on your 18th birthday. When that comes, we can elope."

>>38808286
Pure and unfettered autism.

>>38805232
berate her hairless womanchild legs then laugh in her face

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>itt people who have never been in a bookstore
listen here you autistic fucks. Almost anyone in a bookstore is a beta, girl or boy. Now as soon as you walk into an aisle with a different person they will notice and get closer to the bookshelves even if you arent walking towards them. So if you came upon this you wouldnt have to say anything and she would move her legs and might offer a high pitched "sorry" in response

I would be a bit awkward, not say anything in the first place and just step over her feet.

As soon as you get a little closer, she will notice you

>>38805232
step on her twig legs and break them both, then unzip my dick and start fucking her face

>>38805284
That's literally rape, shitlord.

>>38805232
Slowly step over her while giving her a gratuitous view of my bulge.

>>38805232
Step over her, making sure to accidentally trip the coffee.
If she gets mouthy tell the people working there she was browsing the books without paying.

BTW, what are those book in the background?
A fucking book about Skyrim?
That's dumb

>>38806878
Bukowski is overrated shit.

>>38805232

Walk around the aisle

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>>38805232

*ahem*

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU ROASTIE GO FIND A FUCKING CHAIR AND DON'T BLOCK PEOPLES PATHS YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERATE BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38808652
This is true.

Even though she looks like a Stacey, Stacies don't hang out in book stores. She'd definitely move her legs for you.

>>38809239
>If she gets mouthy tell the people working there she was browsing the books without paying.

They won't care, everyone does this.

Also

>implying any business owner would ever not take her side against a disgusting robot

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>walk over her
>AUDIBLY say "fucking capricious bitch"
Not joking. People don't even react when they're insulted, they just hope the insult wasn't for them so they can avoid confrontation.

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>>38806110
Why can't I find a hot chick to Skyrim me?

>>38805232
fml cringiest photo ever, girl in the library, sitting "cool", coffee cup and Nike shoes. She probably hates Donald Trump
why are so many girls at colleges fucking retards? like seriously all they have to do is look good and they'll get anything. heck even if they don't look good they'll easily get laid

>>38809672
That's Barnes & Noble you retard. Like you wouldn't fuck her if given the chance.

>>38805232
Just walk away, there's plenty of girls out there, and none of them are worth investing time and money into.

>>38809264
He even thought so himself

>not calling her taste pleb while clutching your copy of Zhuangzi firmly

>Walk by
>Ass pointed towards her as I step over
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>>38805232
Walk over her, hope she takes my bait so I can reeee at her. Can't stand women that have no sense, pussy pass will be denied, time for her to grow up

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Grab a random book, sit down right next her and start pretending to read. See how long it takes for her to say something/move/give me a handjob. If she doesnt do anything after 90 seconds, start tickling her bare knee.

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>>38805232

>excuse me maim, you have to pay for that book.

>>38805232
I hate people like that. Get the fuck out of my way.