/britfeel/ Cool Barry edition

DO NOT POST IN COOL BARRY THREADS

HE IS A PAEDOPHILE

>>38802588
agree with this tbqh lads

>>38802598
No way dude. That shit isnt cool.

>>38802598
What did he do
Robot being rude again

>>38802612
alright lad. how is life treating you?

>>38802650
He posts little girls in swimwear posing in inappropriate positions and calls it "art"

Saku's a fat cunt edition

TILDE HAS A 3 INCH TIC TAC HAHA

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why is this /britfeel/ calendar on june?

>>38802653
Not bad mate just staying cool. Hope things are chill with you?

>>38802662
That's not even illegal

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Good evening anons!
How are we all feeling?
Any plans for the evening or rest of the week?

I've had a mostly slothful day honestly but need to work up the effort to push another Github commit before I try and play games or something.

Post waifus

Reposting in case Tilde missed it because the thread just died

***

>>38801396
Awesome, I think you'll enjoy it a lot. Since I started about a week ago I've felt a lot better because I have something to focus my attention on

Don't get a rubik's brand cube though, they're awful. Ask shippy which one to get, he knows. The good ones cost about the same (or even less) than the rubik's brand one too so there's really no reason not to. And the difference between a good one and a rubik's brand one is night and day

I just did a 1m 45 solve \o/

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>>38802662
This is the pinnacle of art though

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For those in the last thread asking about which cube to buy. I'd recommend this one, it's almost as good as the Fans, and former world records have been set with it

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MoYu-AoLong-Puzzle-smooth-turning/dp/B01E71ZGJM/ref=sr_1_38?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1501692208&sr=1-38&keywords=3x3x3

The best of all would probably be a Gans356, but it's difficult to get them in the UK, you could buy them from thecubicle.us but they take a while to ship and my bank keeps giving me trouble.

social experiment; everyone be a tripfag in this one thread

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It's a getting drunk, listening to Drake and stalking my ex's Instagram kind of episode.

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>>38802724
ravioli ravioli don't lewd the british lolis

>>38802733
Almost as good as gans*

>>38802714
Well done on cutting 11 seconds off your PB lad

There is a competition near you in a few weeks

>>38802724
I see nothing wrong with this
The robot has forced me to make my post worse

>>38802581
surprise surprise 78

>>38802791
This one is pretty surprising

We gonna get another blogpost today?

>>38802733
Just bought this. Hope it doesn't end up through my monitor

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The internet was a mistake lads

>>38802735

Social experiment, lets see if we can achieve 60%+ of the posts in this thread someway related to ebin

>>38802907
>encouraging thread personalities
Promptly remove yourself

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>>38802923
But that happens anyway

>tfw my fake okcupid profile with a single picture of some /soc/ dude and no bio gets more female attention than me

wew lads haha

>>38802928

I'm encouraging to post on his blog, not here

>>38802693
things are proper chilly for me mate.

>>38802918
The most special of snowflakes

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>>38802713
not too bad, got rained off, so i had the rest of the afternoon to kill, been listeing to The Fall all day smoking like a chimney because there's fuckall to do

probaly gonna do the same tonight tbf, got a shit load of albums to listen to

>its an anon frantically waves his arms around the room to make sure there arent any invisible people watching him episode

always a classic

>>38802928
How was poundland today? Busy?

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>>38802791
surprise surprise 79

>Can't cuck the chuck

>>38802918
the world would have been a better place without it if I'm honest. currently living through the degradation of society as we know it

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Hey guys, meet my gf. She's very nice.

>>38802934
We live in a very shallow era it's not your fault buddy

>>38802934
>using okcupid
Using a site where a women has an easy pick of any man they want is a mistake and gives ugly women a false sense of entitlement

Shagged a really big black lass last night, literally like that Alison from Big Brother

>tfw i wanna jerk off but my parents are home.

>>38802949
Wouldn't know, mate
But it's pretty funny that you're attacking me from that angle seeing as you're defending some of the lowest dregs of society

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>>38802977
Sup LeedsLad, care to share?
>>38802959
It's dead, get over it

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>>38802581
>june image

>>38802976
The Internet is fine it's the world wide Web that is the problem

what would you lads do if you fell in love with a transgender girl?

>>38802995
bust one out in the toilet lad, nobody will know

There will be at least 4 (FOUR) cubers in britfeel soon

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ive heard people say that when the queen snuffs it and charles is king he'll just hand the reigns over the william cause hes ancient
think this is likely to happen?

>>38802944
Sounds a bit comfy, not sure how you can smoke like a chimney anon, I had a few one night when I was drunk and it felt really sickening as I could taste it the day after.
Have you heard the Foo Fighters latest song? Personally I quite like it but it doesn't seem very traditionally Rock or like them

>>38803009
flirt with them openly on britfeel haha

>>38803009
Define transgender girl

You mean a girl who used to be a man, or a girl who is becoming a man?

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>>38802713
Evening lad. I tidied up my room and did some washing up so I think that's me done for the day. Gonna spend the rest of the day lazing around as a reward
Did you not get anything done with your game then?

>>38802944
>became a recluse
>and bought a computer
What's your favourite album of theirs? They're playing in my city soon, might go see them

>>38803009
I wouldnt because I'd smell the ghost penis

>>38802998
I'm not Leedslad, Ai is my gf

>>38803009
If you're asking for you, know that everything /r9k/ memes about women is actually true for trans girls

>>38803009

Assuming she was in the top 0.1% for ability to pass, lose attraction the instant I saw the benis

>>38803016
It's not about age. The theory goes that people like the Monarchy because they like liz, and so a new monarch will everyone want to be a republic because no more liz

So the plan is for him to abdicate in favour of Wills, because Wills and Kate are really popular, so might keep the whole racket together

>>38803016
not a chance, very little precedence, constitutional crisis, been waiting this long etc.

I want to spend the last 2 weeks of vacati on in England. Which parts are the best parts and are void of racists anglos?

Eaten too much and now I feel sick :(
What's everyone doing today?

>>38803009
refer to her as female in britfeel to trigger aspies

>>38802998
Cilla is an integral part of /britfeel/

Got a massive /britfeel/ scoop but I won't be posting it yet

>>38803023
a girl who used to be man

>>38803039
nah, i was just interested in what people would say because i am bored and watching trans gender youtube videos

>>38803058
>are void of racists anglos?
London no whites there at all have fun

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>>38803023
>girl who used to be a man,

Chuck....

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>>38802998
>It's dead, get over it

You'll be dead when I sprinkle you with salt, mollusc

>>38803058
>Which parts are the best parts and are void of racists anglos?
Hull

>>38803075
Who's it concern? Got to give us a clue lad

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>>38803030
Evening! Sounds pretty good, I should probably get my bedsheets washed now I tihnk about it. How was gym? :)

I've not really done anything of note, I fixed a few janky things but thats about it. I might try and either make a few models for the "Enemies" in Blender or get the EnemySpawning script sorted out which is going to be a pain in the butt.
After that there's not really much to do I guess.

>>38803075
Come on lad don't leave us hanging

>>38803058
Where are you from?
What sort of things do you like?

>>38803077
>a girl who used to be man

Well I guess I'd be fine until I found out, then I'd leave because she's still a man as far a I'm concerned and I'm not gay.

Eatting ass in the gabby. Got me wi

A wanks shot off by a Chav lad my lads. Oi mate what the hell is wrong with this country? I fucking say mate fuckin hell

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>Hast Du etwas Zeit fur mich
>Dann singe ich ein Lied fur Dich
>Von 99 Luftballons
>Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

>>38803075

on whom?

Just tried some bum play during that wank lads, it just felt like I had to poop. Is this normal?

>>38803094
I'm from America but right now I'm in Japan for my tour. My interests are rap travelling and fucking bitches

>>38803009
>>38803023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU

>Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich
>Dann singe ich einen Lied fur Dich
>Von 99 Luftballons
>Und dass so was von so was kommt

Remember to stay cool guys dont let things get to you

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fur UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte eine General

Want a nice but dim gf(bf) from Shropshire

>>38803135
you've got to imagine len's big veiny cock taking you

>>38803135
try and find your prostate lad, its not even that deep in

'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

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>>38803108
So
Du kannst deutsch?
wie gehts Prusse und wo kommen sie her?
Du kommst aus Deutschland? Grossbritannien?

>>38803161
>>38803167
Nah just nah

Action camera and accessories have arrived, gonna record so much bullshit like an autist, cant wait tbqh.

Where are you guys from?

England is my city.

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Mandarin is the official language of Yinggan

Posting in languages beside English is illegal outside of /int/

>>38803159
>twf no gf (bf) working at greggs to call love

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>>38803183
>anonymong wants to stalk me

Not falling for that one little guy.

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>>38803088
I didn't go because I'm a lazy prick haha
Clean sheets are always a nice feel though, nothing beats getting under clean sheets with a warm cup of tea while it rains outside

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Let us all work together in out effort to build a moderately prosperous thread

Just realized I don't have a chance at being accepted on this job despite being the best possible worker they could hire

>>38803191
>not wanting len to ravage you like your a horny mare on heat
get out

>>38803222
Lens already a confirmed cuck, he enjoys sloppy seconds. Probably felt some old

>>38803217
I'm right behind you xi

Watched ITV news segment on Duke of Edinburgh retiring.
They have two cadets on as guests who attended the goodbye celebration.
One polish kid.
One Lithuanian kid.
What is this world coming to.

>>38803218

What job was it lad? professional shitposter?

CRAAAAAWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFj2jKnFM0g

>>38803239
British kids don't join the cadets anymore

>>38803244
CCTV monitoring operator

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>>38803211
Naming your country of Origin isn't stalking lad
starting to think you can't actually speak german
>>38803213
Tsk tsk! I usually end up working out late to get me tired enough to actually sleep honestly so its not always constant if I'm already shattered haha.
And yeah, but that and being showered is the ultimate /comfyfeels/

>>38803194
I'm from Europe
orginally

>>38802742
IM MORE THAN JUST AN OPTION, HEY HEY HEY

>>38803137
If you're bot joking.
Don't bother leaving London. There is plenty to keep you occupied for 2 weeks and the women will be most plentiful and attractive there.

>>38803253
brit kids know it's full of pedos

>>38803217
Piss off commie

>>38803261
I would love that job
Damn the robot

>>38803261

Its time to phone up about the packing job

>>38803253
One of my mateys younger brothers does.

>>38803289
https://www.scarborough.gov.uk/sites/scarborough.gov.uk/files/Monitoring-Operator-Job-Description-And-Person-Specification.pdf

Same but theres zero chance I have any desirable traits or requirements for it

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>>38803285

It's not communism, it's socialism with Chinese characteristics.

>>38802977
Any videos were she gets dicked by a white lad?

Might have a cheeky xanax

>>38803319
>Caring about the bloke in porn

bender

>>38803313
It's the worst of socialism (oppressive state) with the worst of capitalism. What's the point of poverty going down if workers are throwing themselves off buildings

>>38803350

And people don't commit suicide here? Nowhere else in the world is there a more rapid improvement in living standards than China.

>>38803330
fuck off out of here nigger

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Think I injured my leg pretty badly during that last workout tbqh lads. Can barely move it without sharp pains.

Abusive home life
A boy in constant despair
Ebin in haiku

>>38803350
It's a traditional stage even poor nation goes through it

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>>38803369
Oh shit guys he spelt it with 'er' I think he's serious

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>when tripfags get injured

>>38803381
Sitting in mould room
Not going to fix anything
Ebin in haiku

>>38799040
>>38799040
>>38799040
>>38799040

Back to the old thread this one sux

>>38803413
Both of them suck.
Protip: Don't make a thread if you don't have the proper image.

>>38803413
didn't get any (You)s so no

>>38803408
Ebin makes a blog
BritNormie is so jealous
He just can't compete

>>38803380
drop your ego and start lifting lighter

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Absolute classic lads

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Right fellas. Turn in those Bully Licences.

>>38803183
>Grossbritan

Dunt tha dare call me cuntry gross lad
A will batter thee.

>>38803500
thought you didn't use facebook tilde

>>38803500
>323 people liked this

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>>38803500
Here you go, Officer Williams sir haha
>>38803513
Sorry lad, I'll go tell Germans off right away

>>38803443
It's true. Ebin is the real writer that I will never be.

>>38803030
Grotesque and Dragnet without a doubt, Levitate has grown on me quite a bit too.
what about you?

currently listening to This Nations Saving Grace, got Slates, The Unutterable and both sides of 458489 lined up

same, i'm seeing them play at Koko in November

>>38803557
Thank you.
I'll be confiscating this.
Together we can beat these cyber bullies ;_;

>girl I know cosplays as Izumi from Eromanga Sensei quite a lot
>she tells me to check it out
>I do
>It's about incest between a older brother and his child little sister

What the fuck is wrong with women

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>it's a bulimia episode

Very out of breath and tired. How do you lads handle living with a mental illness? C-could really use some advice~

>>38802714
>>38802733
Thank you lads. I look forward to speedcubing with you

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Off for a bite to eat

ttyl 'nonymongs

>>38803594
>What the fuck is wrong with women
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You should have helped re-enact that for her.

>>38803594
The world is fucked
Robot

>>38803605
Adults roleplaying as minors is illegal in our glorious nation lad

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>>38803589
I'm sure we can make /britfeels/ a friend-zone lad haha
>>38803594
Plot isn't really all that good desu
The art is mega cute though

>>38803597
>How do you lads handle living with a mental illness
I find it very helpful not to pointlessly antagonize online communities desu

>>38803021
guess i've just gotten used to it, been smoking for about 6 years, ended up smoking well over 20 a day from 2 years on

Anyone here optimistic about the future

>>38803597
Tbh lad I can't really help you with your issue but you should probably try and just take a step back and stop trying to bring up your food. Easier said than done, I try doing something productive or playing games or just anything that can possibly distract me from reality
I'm not Bulimic so I don't know how this could all work out though.
>>38803656
Christ, I think the expense alone would put me off to be honest haha.

>>38803674
The future of humanity after I die? Or my own personal future?

>>38803632
>Ebin confirmed for peado.

>>38803695
Either just whatever you want to talk about

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you can get a free flat just by being a woman. why do they complain about equality?

Does anyone else kind of feel bad for pedos? I honestly believe they cant help who the are attracted to like gays

>>38803597
Maybe stop being so full of hatred that you take it out on other people anonymously because they're nicer than you

>>38803741
Only if you're pretty uggos get nothing

>>38803741
Living with a pervy weirdo doesnt sound like free to me

>>38803562
Haven't even heard of those first three, I'll check them out. I only just got into them but it's either Hex or Perverted by Language for me

Ever seen them live? I've got a feeling he's gonna be really drunk and it'll be a mess so I'm not sure if I want to spend 25 quid for that

>>38803674
My own? Not really. Humanities? I've been blackpilled by /pol/ unfortunately

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>>38803741
Got a cracking pair of bangers tbqh

>>38803776
I know that sounds fucking awful.

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>>38802713
Did a nice poo after finishing my food. Empty and full at the same time.
>>38803597
There there Tilde it gets better lad would happen quicker if you two dropped the nastiness desu

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>>38803313
>can't have a poor rural population if they all move to urban areas

>>38803796
Couldn't be any worse than living with eb in

>>38803795
I'm on a conference call right now and I looked at those big tits and nodded with appreciation, and someone thought I was agreeing with their stupid idea. Thanks a bunch.

>>38803674
im a bit optimistic about my future. think i am going to fuck off uni but i dont mind working a job that does not require a degree. im trying to meditate daily and lm trying to read more Buddhism books.

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>>38803597
hope your alright tilde haha

bought myself a speedcube as soon as he linked that amazon. 15 quid

>>38803821
>nodded with appreciation to a picture of tits
Virgin autism

>>38803809
>Makes passive aggressive comment on a post talking about him suffering from mental illness

ah yes

>>38803824
That's a healthy attitude hope you keep it up

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>>38803809
Sounds... nice? Whatever works for you anon, but the empty feeling is pretty nice desu
Feel like i can just float around and do anything

>>38803837
I think britnomie has a gf

>>38803851
thanks lad. im starting to realise that negative thinking creates negative actions. i managed to start going to a new boxing gym even though i was afraid of doing it. i know i can get a job and move out when i am ready.

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paul chuckle sent me this on snapchat

might report him to the police lads

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Alright lads just hanging out with the lads

>>38803884
Boxing anon from last night?
Hello friend

>>38803880
Britnormie's also made up a bunch of characters. Why do you trust the trip he wants to look good on lad?

>>38803821
So what shit idea do you have to advertise with now?

>>38803880
No, he doesn't. Britmormie is a character who creates characters.

>>38803892
Britfeelmeetup.webm

>>38803809
this confirms you shitstir just as much as them

>>38803762
nah theyre scum that need castrating like waifu posters

>>38803844
doesn't excuse his behaviour

>>38803885
I wish Paul Chuckle would send me pics tbqh.

>>38803909
>>38803902
Fair point lads

>>38803844
Sorry? Me and him talked and are fine, nothing passive agressive.

>>38803934
kill yourself you fat runt

>>38803931
>nah theyre scum that need castrating
yes
>like waifu posters
and you lost me

Reading through Ebin's blog
>I had suicidal ideations which stemmed from people suggesting I get a box packing job (which isn't livable if you're under 25)
Why does he always make shitty excuses and refuse help? He had practically all of britfeel actively helping him and he just rejected all of it.

>7 quid an hour
>40 hours a week
>1120 a month before tax (which is minimal)
>someone found him a one bedroom flat for 260
>unliveable
Pisses me right off

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>>38803892
They're having so much fun in there. I wish I could have that much fun.

>>38803844
>ah yes
Trip on, tilde.

>>38803780
yeah man, grotesque is more punk orientated, Dragnet is post-punk, and Levitate is like a combination of post-punk electronic pretty good sound

yeah, saw them in Brighton earlier this year, he still packs a punch 40 odd years later, him being drunk doesn't really alter the performance to be frank because he's always drinking haha, so you'll be alright on that part. probaly expect them to play alot of their more recent tracks from their new release New Facts Emerge

>>38803762
In a way I do. Especially for the ones who accept they got a shit hand and try their best to avoid it.

The ones who actually abuse kids can fuck right now though.

>>38803943
>would happen quicker if you two dropped the nastiness desu

This is passive aggressive, shows how far you normies are up your own arse. Can't help yourself but be smug and non-direct to ruin the image you build for yourself. You'd have been better off not replying at all. Why did you?

>>38803934
she is almost certainly borderline and narcissistic. not an excuse but in britfeel of all places you should understand

>>38803295

Probably loves the cock.

>>38803949
>one bedroom flat for 260
How is this even possible

>>38803821
concentrate on the task at hand lad. it's your own fault

>>38803949
He always rejects help and makes excuses for why he is in his situation or why he can't improve. (Usually blames his family though he is old enough that he shouldn't give a fuck)

Personally he should fuck off. Everyone has tried and he just goes on /brit/ bragging how much he shits up /britfeel/ threads on purpose.
Actually like Tilde more with his fake personality.

>>38803971
>smug
Uh okay. Forget I said anything random anon, not giving you anymore (yous) so you can make the thread uncomfy.

>>38803978
You are feeding his narcissism after letting him back after what he did

Check mai digits

BREAKING NEWS: PAKI DOCTOR CHARGED WITH 118 SEXUAL OFFFENCES http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40808531
PART AND PARCEL OF LIVING IN THE UK EVERYONE

>>38803892
>So how'd you get this verruca on your penis?

>>38803597
honestly having your mum keep you accountable to eating regular meals and not purging would be a good idea desu

>>38803986
Probably cause it's Filey or something. I live in a city and seeing some one bedrooms places for about 450/500. They are pretty small and everyone is usually in one room though.

Still can't complain when you live with mould.

>>38803957
nah fuck off with this shit. your comment was unnecessary and just furthers the drama. cant take the moral higher ground anymore

>>38803986
It's mad up north. I live in a big city down south and you won't find a one bedroom flat for less than 500

>>38803762
If I could shapeshift I'd become a cute as fuck loli and get me some paedo dick.

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>>38804025
That's pretty racist of the BBC to post that.

>>38804047
Calm down, Ebin, you big poof

>>38803949
I'm applying for a 15-17k job I think. I don't think I will get it but there's no requirements and its an undesirable job so I'm going to try

The problem with the box packing is I work more hours, work harder and get paid half the wage of some wanker sicking in an office browsing reddit. It'd drive me to insanity.

>>38804016
you've already fucked it up with your thumbnail "waifu" image and passive aggressive comment you fat runt

>>38804019
personality disorders don't work like that thicko

Just slipped out of an office leaving do 30 mins in because I couldn't fucking handle it anymore.
How fucked am I?

I don't get people older than me. I can't relate to your kids or house renovation plans.
Someone diagnose me with autism so I don't have to deal with this shit.

>>38803897
haha yeah its me mate. how are you?

>>38804065
Homophobia is absolutely Halal.

>>38803949
Generally speaking where I live that wage is nowhere near enough to have a life worth living. Having literally no money left over for comfy is not a life at all especially when you spend all that time slaving away hard at work.

In his defense he also said he was looking into applying for other jobs his mum found on facebook but I guess we will see.

>>38804047
Well, I mean
I've never posted about myself in the third person to deliberately start shit with someone else
Nor did I go on and on about my supposed problems and start calling myself trans in an attempt to recover sympathy and orbiters
My ground might not be the highest but its sure not the lowest

>>38804081
Should have waited another 30/60 mins lad. They'd have been tipsy and not cared that someone had fucked off.

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Gonna do some push ups lads

>>38804074
It's fine when you do it but when someone comments back you suddenly take the high ground
How many times did you comment anonymously today insulting people with your normie boyfriend

>>38804074

You should think about others when you apply for jobs, think "Will I be better off earning a wage, and renting my own place, or on no wage in my current neglected house"

>>38804083
Getting along alright today.
Sort of weird how it's both August and a Wednesday already though haha

I yelled at my boss today lads. I feel pretty good about myself desu.

>>38804050
>you will never be a dom loli who blackmails paedos for money and sex

>>38804118
goood 4 u lad, love it when middle management types get btfo'd

>>38804074
And what job is that? I hope you get it lad
/AUGUST COMEBACK IS REAL/

>>38804107
Just pointing out this poster continuing the convo is not me-sakulad. That's all I've got to say on this topic.

>>38803947
>>38803931
But if gays cant help who they're attracted to then why can pedos? Or like those weirdos that are attracted to cats or cartoons? It's all mental nobody asks to be attracted to anyone

>>38804050
>>38804120
reported you both to mummy may for underage roleplay, hope you sick fucks get the rope

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Totally unrelated to ebin here, but I just found this paragraph about Elliot Rodger interesting. Where he gets a job at an airport, and quits after 1 day because it's too menial

>>38804074
with box packing you could probably listen to audio books while on the job.

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>>38804120
>you will never be a right cheeky monkey and get away with stuff like this

>>38804095
But if your rent is 265 how is that possible? Aside from rent, his costs can't be more than 500 at the absolute maximum leaving him with around 400 a month. Those are good savings

>>38804136
He won't believe you, he has to think you're as bad as tilde or his constant orbiting of him is wrong

>>38804120
>Tfw born before lolipills are invented

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anime was a mistake lads

>>38804153

Elliot Rodger quits his maths class at Moorpark College, then refuses to work a job because it's beneath him.....

>>38804137
Hit the nail right on the head there. They are all mentally ill and need to be rounded up and shot to get their genes out of the human race

>>38804137
Acting upon urges that you know are wrong is just sickening. You can seek help or at the very least just keep it to yourself and not ruin some poor kids life, I've known victims and nearly became one myself and it's super fucked up lad.
No kid deserves that.
IIRC alot of them are actually victims of it themselves so it becomes a vicious cycle of suffering.
>>38804167
>But if your rent is 265
Yeah alright I guess, but that seems too good to be true to me, even when I was looking at places in Northern nowheres it was at least 440 a month for an O-K place to myself let alone the rest of the bills and fees associated with life

>>38804113
Its trading one hell for another though. Then your stuck packing boxxes for min wage until a robot replaces you

>>38804127
I wouldn't like to say yet because I haven't applied and if I did say someone would find out what it is probably

>>38804166
imagine this actually happened to you, its a good thing kids are stupid

>>38804097
yeah but i recall him saying sorry for it and he was getting shat on by "anons" an awful lot at the time. considering he is fucked in the head anyone can see why he did it. still wrong though tilde. your comment serves no purpose other than fueling drama and im certain you had malicious intent about it. shitposting where both sides know its ironic would be funny tbf

>>38804116
yeah, time flies doesn't it lad. it will be Christmas before we know it

>>38804201
I saw this image about two years ago and was terrified about being in a 100m radius with little girls for a few months.

>>38804201
>goes to doctor
>doctor finds intact hymen
>you're released

>>38804190
>They are all mentally ill and need to be rounded up and shot to get their genes out of the human race
they arent having kids so how does that work

>>38804104
Ah fuck.
Got to come up with some lame ass excuse now.
Maybe take the next day off and pretend I was shitting diarrhea

>>38804200
And what kind of fulfilling job do you think you'll find when you're a 25 year old NEET with no education or experience or social skills? Beggars can't be choosers Ebin

>>38804215
Don't say that lad or I'm going to end up having a heart attack.
How have you been anyways lad?

99.5% of paedos will try to act on it

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>>38802713
>tfw making first post of the day

>>38804200
I'm just bored of this now ebin if you want to have a go at me then add me on steam or something, you obviously know my ID seeing as you keep posting it. All you're doing now is shitting up the thread.

>>38804201
>Try it to some paki
>Can't speak english
>He just punches her head in and rapes anyway
Based England taking no shit.

>>38804220
Who said anything about sex? It would be attempted rape but not successful rape.

Still enough to get you on a list.

>>38804238
sauce m8y88?

>>38804251
Attempted rape is not an offence

July 25, 2018.

Happy 25th Ebin!

>>38804225
If there's that much of an age difference they probably understood/didn't want to talk to you anyway senpai. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>38804230
I don't know, there's still other low jobs that aren't as painful I think, also i'm 24

>>38804242
why are you quoting an unrelated post? you can't pretend you didn't make that post earlier

>>38804214
We've seen what he's actually like when he's not putting on the trip persona, there is no reason whatsoever to believe that apology is anything other than a desperate attempt to save face so he can go back to his old ways when everybody forgets
My intent is to get tilde to leave, because he is provably responsible for shitposting.

>>38804221
fags aren't but a lot of the other degenerates are. do you think people like this should be allowed to abuse children? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPj8HhbwHs&t=1m0s

>>38804242
>F-Fake poleaboo
Learning from the best eh lad.

Ebin, why not start a patreon

>>38804294
I don't do anything to deserve it.

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This thread isn't feeling quite comfy lads
Got bickering going on and people talking about pedos and other god awful things
Might just peace out till next thread haha

>>38804282
I dont think they should be shot in the head.

>>38804270
I was just quoting you to address you directly.
Talking about poos is a good touch though, does add to the authenticity. Again, quit the shitstirring, it's boring.

>>38804283
I would hesitate to call poleaboo the best at anything

>>38804294
He's had it easy enough desu, he's relied on handouts all his life

>>38804308
Start uploading more youtube videos

>>38804242
>replying to a post where he talks about improving himself

you're just trying to salvage the high ground now. your post proved you (and probably len too) shitpost. you're all as bad as each other so shut up, meet up, have a four way and post the video for the britfeel lads ;)

>>38804322
BritNormie is currently in a conference call with the SundaySport newsdesk

>>38804259
In the U.K., attempted rape under the Criminal Attempts Act 1981 is a 'sexual offence' within section 31(1) of the Criminal Justice Act 1991.

>>38804294
>>38804308
also I'm financially fine, I just want a job to fill time and make me feel mentally independent and give me the confidence to move out and live alone. Don't like being reliant on either my parents or the state, its awful

>>38804320
It was your post you fat runt, you just regretted it afterwards because you realized it doesn't fit in with your self-righteous image. Nobody would have even remembered it if you didn't quote me again you fucking mong

>>38804325
Maybe if I get better ideas, I need confidence and stuff first. I have some good idea's I think but the execution would be too rough

>>38804311
All started when people took potshots at Tilde's bulimic episode desu.

>>38803762
I feel bad for the ones that have to contain everything on there own in order to not offend.

The NHS don't even offer support for them until they offend, that should tell you our system is broken. (but hey ho that would actually cost money for them to fix an issue)

Looking at some one bedroom places in my city.
Fucking tiny shitholes you have to move the bed to even use the room.

Shit like this should be illegal.

>>38804329
>still pushing the "they're just as bad" narrative
Still waiting on that proof pal :^)

>>38804313
Well that's where we differ

>>38804370
>>38804329
Well I guess it would be impossible for anyone else to ever post a picture of a specific anime girl so that's pretty conclusive.

This is the problem with these stupid feuds - if you don't shitpost, don't trip and try not to get involved, all you do is leave the door open for actual shitstirrers to jump in.

again ebin, if you hate me then I don't really care but can you do your hating somewhere else please, for the love of god.

>>38804273
well what do you except him to do? hes apologised and made up with them. cant expect anything more without being unrealistic

and tildes alright by trip standards. chase him out and we'll get someone worse to take his place so you aren't achieving anything other than derailing every thread

>>38803908
Luckily I don't, but it did make me look a bit daft.

>>38803902
>>38803909
>A 30 year old man having a girlfriend is something unbelievable

Narrow horizons lads.

>>38804370
>It was your post you fat runt, you just regretted it afterwards because you realized it doesn't fit in with your self-righteous image. Nobody would have even remembered it if you didn't quote me again you fucking mong

High energy ebin

>>38804394
if you think otherwise youre deluded. the reason this shit got so out of hand is because both sides were personally invested

what're some words or phrases with cool history? I'll get you started with my faves

nothing to hide nothing to fear - this was originally nazi propaganda to justify spying on the german population

nigger - used contextually instead of person or human so instead of saying look at that black person you'd say look at that nigger as to not classify them as humans


boy (used against a black person) - it's to emasculate them and imply they're as stupid as a child

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>Yfw you haven't sunk low enough yet to fight over a thread like Ebin and Saku.

>>38804445
oh also fag, it refers to a bundle of sticks used to ignite fires when burning gays

We really should be proud of the normies here, and the fact we can all co-exist as normies and robot and cyborgs. It puts us miles ahead of all the other brit threads

>>38804426
Kek, I found it funny too. Ebin going ham on the fatty.

>>38804455
>it refers to a bundle of sticks used to ignite fires when burning gays
is it though?

>>38804456
Very true lad. I see us all as /britfeel/ brothers.

>>38804406
can you just stop posting? you've had your little homosexual circlejerk fun. Take your disgusting self to a discord or r9gay or something.

>>38804447
I don't really argue, hes kept trying to bait me to reply to him in this thread for some reason

>>38804447
/TeamEbin/ reporting

When I read Ebin's posts now I literally read them with Elliot Rodger's voice in my head

>ebin stay
>tilde stay
>ebin and tilde orbiters OUT

>>38804474
I mean fag is literally a bundle of sticks, but the whole gay burning thing is why it became a slur for gays

>>38804456
I do like the community here tbqh. It's not too slow and not too fast.
/brit/ is way too immature, brit/pol/ is limited in conversation and the others are just too small.

Plus I love how much everyone else gets winded up over these threads.

>>38804477

We had a married 47 year old a few days back, made you look like a little whipper snapper

>>38804456

it's less complex than that, there are people and there are molluscs.

Unlike other threads (and the world at large) there is no mollusc hate here. It's not a mollusc thread but it is a mollusc friendly thread, as long as they assimilate.

>>38804493
When and where were these gays being burned?

Hey guys, cumsheets anon here, I need condom advice from people who've'de'th used them, which ones do I want? Buying off Amazon, average 6 incher. Thanks lads.

>>38804506
Should make a trip and become dadanon

I'm investing heavily in the mollusc meme, big potential

>>38804406
goes both ways lad. Since you don't have a trip we never know when you get a nasty comment to tilde. Yes I know you deny it but it's obvious you cunts are weird about each other.

>>38804506
I'm sure he's not the only older guy posting here. Just the only one broadcasting it.

I'm sure there are Anons in this thread from every demographic.

>>38804506

That would be me lad

>>38804478
I asked you to talk to me in steam if you've got a problem specifically to keep this shit out of the thread.
I really don't care if you hate me but when you post shit like >>38803809 you're dragging tilde back into the shit even though he's clearly trying to get out of it.

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>Mum washed the underwear with a huge hole in the back
>too far gone to wear
>New piece of clothing to cum into, wearable for perfect convenience

>>38804522
he did it in this thread, nobody is sad enough to emulate him but me and it wasn't me

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>tfw no on replies to your post

>>38804478
You're the only one who is continuing this 'feud' that you started with your own strange little conspiracy.

The truth is ebin, you don't get brought up. I'm not sure why you think you are the forefront of our thoughts to the point where we spend all our time posting about you.

Tilde has been trying to get you to drop it too so if you won't listen to us at least listen to him.

Why is 80s music so comfy lads? I wasn't even born then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTMyr9x6ZPU

Are Ebin and Tilde a couple now?

>>38804510
>Faggot is a pejorative slang term used to refer to a gay man. Apparently when those charged with faggotry were burned at the stake, accused faggots were thrown into a fire, likening them to firewood/fuel. Given that faggot referred to bundles of sticks used as firewood, homosexuals came to be known as "faggots"

http://www.gayexplained.com/burning-the-faggots/

>>38804563
>gayexplained.com
lol

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>>38804550
>can't even spell
Here's a pity (You) lad

>>38804548
How old are you
Just out of curiosity
>>38804550
What did you post

>>38804557
>le born in le wrong le generation

>>38804557
Good Glasgow band there. When I was a teenager I used to hang about with a nephew of someone in that band.

bournemouth anon, where art thou?

>>38804557

Seriously?

IMO at least it has a lot to do with it having been made before the widespread use/acceptance of MDMA in he general population.

But that's just me.

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Did 20 push ups lads

>>38804557
I like it because it reminds me of being a child in the early 90s when 80s stuff was still recent enough to be played on radio.

>>38804609
Already have today

>>38804550
Here is a off reply.

>>38804522
I don't post nasty shit to tilde. He's behaved poorly but I honestly don't feel any ill will towards him.

>>38804548

the thing is to an impartial observer its just as likely to be you, me, or any other weird anon
I'm gonna add you on steam now so we can try to talk this out a bit and avoid shitting up this thread even more

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>>38803809
>This must be a fake post who would only save a thumbnail of their waifu
>Check archive
Wew lad

>>38804586
Not what I meant at all, I like music from the 90s to today too. There's just something nostalgic about 80s music

>>38804589
That's some claim to fame

>>38804602
Probably just you mate

>>38804545
hmm

>>38804556
can you unironically fuck off to facebook and stop replying to me? your both manipulative fake normie pieces of excrement and you'd be better off bragging over on facebook with fellow lefty friends. Your fucking blob of a boyfriend made that first post, nobody cares enough to emulate him to that degree. Jesus christ it always goes to shit when you mongs get off work or on the weekend

>>38804560
no

>>38804583
24

>>38804636
exactly

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>>38804642
also if it wasn't obvious already I forgot to attach my image

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Yes they are both cunts but vote for one anyway.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13605052
http://www.strawpoll.me/13605052
http://www.strawpoll.me/13605052

>>38804522
>Its obvious
I wonder why you think that
Could it be you've started to believe the narrative that tilde pushed while he was posting without his trip on (Proven to have happened)?
Really makes me think, this

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>>38804550
i know this feel everyone is too busy replying to each other just like irl i am force to sit and lurk

>>38804642
this isn't your thread ebin, you don't get to decide who posts in it or doesn't

>>38804639
I know mate, it's a serious "lame to fame" like they used to have in The Viz.

At the risk of getting doxed, my actual strongest claim to fame is that I've met and worked with Robert De Niro.

>>38804665
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13605052
both equally shit kek

Alright lads, I see the old thread has died. What's everyone up to?

>>38804642
>manipulative fake normie
And tilde isn't? Don't be thick, ebin.

I'm out lads, shan't be communicating with these hypocrites anymore

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Where were you when the /britfeel/ civil war met its continuation?

>>38804639
>Probably just you mate

You'd need to have a before & after perspective really.

>>38804636
I don't know why he won't just own up to it desu. It's nowhere near as bad as tilde's shit. The ego of personalites is insane.

daily reminder that the orbiters and haters are literally worse than the personalities

>>38804665
The way I see it, tilde is nice when tripping and nasty when not
Ebin is just nasty all the time