Normans

>have friends
1 who lives 2hrs away, but I have a good social circle from my hobbies
>hang out regularly
Friend; once so far this year
Hobby; 4 times every week with some more when we have events
Been over a year, mostly of choice
>have sex
(turned it down a few times)
>bf/gf
Nah, one LDR That's on/off but I hope it turns into more in the future

>>38801284
>>have friends
A few, I cut contact with friends because I prefer seclusion but they end up finding a way of getting in touch with me anyhow
>>hang out regularly
I try not to as much as I can
>>have sex
Nope, had a shot but couldn't maintain an erection
>>have a GF / or BF
Not since primary school

>>38801284

23

>have friends
Yeah, mostly hang out in a core group of 12 or 13 I've known since high school
>hang out regularly
Yes mostly to drink but other times to go to the beach or bbq
>have sex
Yes have had multiple gfs
>have a GF / or BF
Not currently but have had

>>38801284
>have friends
none
>hang out regularly
maybe with a rope soon
>have sex
no
>have a GF / or BF
no

>>38801284
>have friends
nope, i socialize only with family (and that rarely, because we dont like eachother much)

>hang out regularly
no, i never go out, hang out or anything of the sort, never did in my life

>have sex
>have a GF
no, khv

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>have friends
One and a half. One's in jail, I dunno where the half is.
>hang out regularly
Nope. Just me and my memories.
>have sex
Even if by some miracle a girl could stand to see me a second time, my dick has never worked. (Looks fine, though)
>have a GF / or BF
The previous question should answer this.

>have friends
They all hate me, but keep me around because i can keep the conversation flowing, and usually i say stupid shit you'd usually expect someone high on weed to say.

>hang out regularly
They invite me out, but i always refuse. After years, they still haven't given up on me though.

>have sex
Nah.

>have a GF/BF
I could get one easily. But i don't want one. I want sex. But girls don't want sex. They want a relationship. Its a shame really.

>>38801284
That linkin park guy who killed himself days ago had wife and 6 children you retard
Having friends or gf doesn't mean the person is a "norman"

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>>38802543
>I could get one easily. But i don't want one.
Let me ask you a little something.
Have you even attempted and/or succeeded at getting a girlfriend?

>>38801284
23
I have a bunch of "friends", say 15, but only 2-3 that are REALLY friends.

I don't have, or had, a girlfriend.

Im a kisses virgin.

>>38802569
>Having friends or gf doesn't mean the person is a "norman"
>Being a norman doesn't mean the person is a ''norman''

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>Not being Norman
Celts get the fuck off my board.

I have a LDR gf and quite a few friends in person, and a lot more on Steam for whatever that's worth.

I'm still a robot though.

>>38802610
Suicide sure is a "norman" thing
You should do it if u think having a gf will end your suffering

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>have a stable job that pays decently but is a huge stepping stone for later in life
>be married with a dog and plenty of friends from work and hobbies
>am paying rent on my own place and have my own puppy(pic related)
I just come to /r9k/ because a lot of the stories here make me laugh, good greentext threads are never on /b/ anymore so I come here

>>38801284
My ancestors came over to btfo the anglocucks with William the Conquerer, luckily, they saw the error of their ways and got G A E L E D

>>38801284
I have a handful of them,yes.
Every Saturday at least
Every other day or so
I'm married

I'm 24, I have done more than I could out into words. Life has been one great adventure so far

>>38801284
I have a handful of friends that are waifu loving autists that browse this shitty site. We're all KHVs though