alright normies what the FUCK do I put in my tinder bio?

Don't contact me if you know who your dad is.

Why are you asking for normie help on this board?

>>38801190
> Pump and dump, that's the way of life lady's.

>>38801190
if you're attractive you can put nothing/random shit in bio.

>>38801209
This board has become normie central

>>38801190
if you're 5'10.5 or taller put 6' tall.

>>38801190
Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED! Then jack off! What's the fucking problem??
>this

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>>38801564
ok my original dude

"Please don't ignore me, I'm a virgin and I have never had a girlfriend!

My hobbies include: playing video games, watching anime and posting on Internet forums."

>>38801190
if you are using an attractive person's pic you don't need a bio

>>38801631
Don't forget to add "haha" to end of that to make you even more desirable.

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Trust me originally on this one.