Are any of you guys making money online? I need to get a job

get a major, you bum
online jobs are non-existent, you bum
get a real job, you bum

>>38801082
pls no bully

YouTubers are making computer programmer money to eat food and put on makeup. I'm just asking for a chance to cash in too without being a burden on someone else.

Do you really think that if it was feasible to achieve this with the amount of effort you're willing to put in, everyone wouldn't be doing it? Literally the only reasonably reliable way of getting paid for being a bum is becoming a furry porn artist, but even that requires you to do networking for a long time and constantly suck off already popular furry porn artists. The upside is that you never really have to learn to draw beyond the level of a decent middle schooler.
Making it on youtube is about as realistic as those playing assfaggots and CS thinking they'll make it big and become a progaymer.
You can do programming jobs online as a freelancer, but you'll be competing not only with other bums, but also poo in the loos.

I read Tarot for $5 a reading.
Makes me about $30 a month.
Enough for coffee, I guess, so that's nice.

>>38802010
I've been considering getting into the whole astrology-meme-business. How did you learn to "read the future?" Is it all just a big act?

>>38802611
I actually offer "realist reading" services specifically, as in, I advertise that if you don't believe in Tarot I'm probably the guy to try it out with, because I'll be straight with you.

I view the cards as a meditative tool. Each has a meaning, and once you've memorized the deck, the only trick to reading the Tarot is just stringing those meanings together. Got the Hermit and then the Queen of Cups? Some manic pixie dream girl shit is about to happen. Simple. You can do it all off the top of your head.

The trick is framing them the way the client needs to hear them. Maybe they're already married, in which case, I obviously wouldn't frame those events that way, I'd actually say that the female figure in this example is probably his wife, and that he should talk to her about rejuvenating things.

And when talking to a non-believer, I'll just be like, look, they say this thing. Take a moment to consider - would it improve your life if you did this thing? You think it would? Good, then you should go out and do it. The cards, though random data snippets, have helped remind you that you really want this thing!

Do I personally believe?
I have no idea.
It's kinda not in my business to believe anything more or less than what the current client believes, I guess. Lots of people come back to me and say "holy shit your reading happened word for word". Lots. But I wouldn't say this makes me actually psychic. That seems egotistical. Even if I am actually psychic, I don't care as long as I keep getting my coffee money.