Do you think you will lose your virginity in the rest of 2017?

>>38800557
no

I will go to a girls prom tho

sadly no
i've had literally zero contact with females this year and i don't see that changing in the remaining 4 months
now if you excuse me, i need to go masturbate because my balls are hurting again

>>38800575
i will join you on your latter endeavor..

To the bathroom and beyond

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>>38800557
Tfw being a 22 years old human as a virgin

>>38800575
5 month, you donut. The extra month is a handicap just for you.

>>38800557
yes
t. alpha beta

>>38800557
Dropped out of college this year and got a job at walmart. Literally every girl here is pregnant and in a relationship. I'm not getting any PU$$y this year

I hope so but im also cery doubtful.

Tried to get with 3 girls last year but they all flaked out or ghosted me, so i can only go up from here right?

Ya just kill me im a 24yo khv

>>38800557
unlikely to happen in the coming years or ever at all.
im 21.

>>38800636
Your sulking because you're not getting any pussy like the uneducated niggers who don't know how to wear a condom and knocked up those girls?

>>38800557

At age 30 with no previous experience? lol

>>38800557
No and I don't want to, 99.9% of women are disgusting whores. Don't care if I die virgin as long as it doesn't happen with the girl who I truly love and adore, such girl simply does not exist.

depends on if kek wills it

>>38800557
I lost in 2005 so I doubt it , fite me

>>38800557
No
I'm 35 virgin and as virgin as this sounds I thought I would finally loose my virginity and have sex with a woman at my age during the last two months of 2016 and the first two months of 2017
I was wrong of course and I find out she was just messing with me, making of me and what she really wanted was someone to take her out and pay her dinner when her boyfriend dumped her
Fucking lying bitch skunk

>>38800557
no.

t. 34 kv neet

Statistically speaking nope.

I'm pretty in the face and I can act more normie than most normies, I'm 6'00" and have my own car, I have plenty of money and I don't get nervous around girls
However I'm obese and I hate girls my age, I'm too lazy to lose weight and I'm WAY too lazy to go through the dating process. It's literally impossible to find a single woman that doesn't act like a teenager and is alright with a dumpy body

>>38800557
Sauce on that bountiful booty?

No, I will die a virgin.

>>38802414
>too lazy to lose weight
You don't need to do anything extra.You have to do quite the opposite actually.

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I think I could? Probably by the end of the month I could lose it to this slut friend I have.
University starts the beginning of Septemeber and I kinda wanna sleep around a little bit before I settle down in a relationship (in the winter would be nice). So before then I want at least some experience.

Should I do it?
Dunno if I should tell her if I'm a virgin or not because she knows some of my friends and they think I'm not.
Maybe she would be able to tell.

No
>tfw 20 yo kv
>tfw gyno tits
>tfw trying to get /fit/ just makes them stick out
>tfw your tits are bigger than most women's

I have hopes for vacation but apart from that I might as well kms

>>38800557
I'll be back up at university so the possibility is there, but that would require me to become much less autistic socially. I'll try my best but it probably won't happen

Nah, my prime was at 20 or so
Now i'm balding and fat at 25
I thought i had a chance with this qt waitress but it was all in my head
I'm beginning to think i'm gay, maybe i've just been alone for too long it's weird i've been fapping to women since i was 9 and and up until 20 or so my drive was in the clouds but now i feel nothing

I'm thinking 2018. I just need to lose more weight. I've dropped 40lbs so far. I need another 100lbs to go until I'm comfortable to fuck.

>>38800557
Doubt it
But despite my doubt some stacies have been noticing me.

>>38802725
post tits gay cunt

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>>38800557
Hopefully on my prom. If I decide to go... Any tips? Already got /fit/ and now I'm working on not being so autistic.

I recently switched jobs, so the change of scenery might stir things up and no, I'm not

doubt it

the only female i've talked with in 5 years is some middle aged coworkers

cant be bothered anymore, its too late now anyway

i'll stick my barely legal loli pornography

Well I leave for the navy at the end of August, so Im hoping when I get out and go to A school in Florida, Ill have some sense of human interaction, plus being /fit/ as fuck.

>>38801114
I'm 35 too. Lost my virginity at 22 with a 31 year old Irish woman.

Then years of nothing, and then a real relationship with a woman whose ass was fucking legendary and only liked getting fucked hard. I pounded that ass 3 or 4 times a week and jizzed in it, bare. She used the bar.

You mad? Just curious.

>>38800636
Why'd you drop out of college anon?

>>38800557
lol no that's not gonna happen dubs confirm

>>38800557
I WANT that butt on my face RIGHT NOW

>>38800557
I will lose it once I move out
I promise ;_; for real this time

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>>38800557
Not impossible since I've gotten a new normie friend who drags me to parties and is quite popular with girls. But in the end, it's not likely.

But I'll still give it my best shot.

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>>38800557
Dunno, just wish me luck anon

>>38800557
No lol

What made you think that? My year will consist of work, university, vidya and beer. As a whole bunch of previous years.

my long distance "girlfriend" is visiting early next year, so maybe I'll finally lose it then if we're a thing

on my own in the real world? no fucking way

>not a single BRAP poster
:(

>>38802692
It's time to leave this board anon. You're heavily implying that you have the ability to get into a relationship or even sleep around if you want to. You don't belong here.

>>38800557
And lose my chance to get wizard powers? Are you dumb?

Highly unlikely unless I seduce that austistic girl in my class.

>>38800557
Doubtful. My social skills would require a complete overhaul. I do have university again so at least I can make a pitiful attempt.

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I actively avoid direct social interaction.

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>>38800557
I'm 20, lost mine a month ago to a 9/10 reserved sciency goth qt gf. I can die happy now. Don't lose hope guys, my only redeeming quality (music/art talent) carried me hard.

>>38800557
BTTHHHHHHAAAPPPPPPPBBBBBT

Considering I'm 26 and never hugged a girl even, I'd estimate there is a 0% chance of that happening

>>38800557

nope. I turn 29 on 4chan's birthday, and next year is wizardom. I've come too far at this point to actually fuck it up

>>38800557

No

>25 virgin
> 2/10 face (huge nose, pointy chin looks like a witch, crooked teeth, brown eyes)
>1/10 body (pectus excavatum, scoliosis, skinny (65 kg at 178 cm), upper back kinda caves in, etc)
>poor despite working on average from 9 - 21, 5 times a week and half a day on weekends
>can't hit on girls, no problem talking to them in a platonic way
>depressed
>a couple friends who only use me for their interests
>no car
>5.5inch dicklet (not that it matters)

Anyone has it worse? I was doomed from the start.

>>38800557
I'm moving to a different country as an exchange student next month so I hope that my nationality's meme power will work

I lost my virginity a few months ago and I think sex is overrated, cuddling is way better

>>38800636
>I know this exact feel
>I hate doing the cheer

Where are you fellow Wal-Mart bro?

It would be nice, but probably not. I'm starting college but I'm 26 and awkward.

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>36 years and counting
>No longer really care at this point

I'mma go for 40 and see what happens.

>>38808178

you turn into steve carrell

:^)

Its not looking good at all, I'm about to be a 27 year old virgin. Sad part is my looks are good enough, but I am friendless, have no social skills, still live at home, work a shit job, drive a shit car. Maybe I'm making excuses but I could not imagine being 27 and bringing a girl to my moms house into my bedroom, unless she was like 17 and that is not happening. Its sad because I do look good and get hit on by girls at work and when shopping but I am helpless. Also don't know how to escalate.

No. But I'll have a trip next year to have some sexytime with LDR.

>>38800557
Lol no, I'm going to die a virgin. There's no more pain when there's no more hope

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>>38806173
>tfw my last two years existed only of a shit ton of university works, vidya, and occassional beers with friends who also don't have contact with women
>tfw my next three years will also look exactly like this
>tfw I'm finished with university, the work won't be less
How am I even supposed to get to know new people after school? Especially women? I'm a physics major and university so much fucking work, there is literally no time dicking and to go out or anything like that. Even if there's some time, I don't have the resources to do socially stressful thing partying or trying new things out. It just results in some beers with friends from school or some vidya with them because that isn't stressful.
I just don't understand. I really see no option to get to know women. University takes up so much time of my life. And being in physics doesn't help with women either. There is literally only one girl in my semester.

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>>38808225
Literally who?
No seriously, who are you referring to?

>>38808362

the 40 year old virgin. steve carrell is the actor that plays the titular character in that movie

>>38807749
>tfw moving too but my nationality has negative meme power
where are you from, anon?

A one in a hundred chance would be generous.

>>38808424
Italy, but unfortunately I'm not the stereotypical tanned macho with a charming personality, I'm just a pale skinned """cute""" babyfaced dude

i really doubt it

but i am going to college this month, so maybe within the next 4 years it'll happen.

>>38808522

You're lucky, being italian gives you a huge advantage if you move with women. My parents are italian but I'm american so it literally doesn't mean shit here.

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>>38808477
>one in a hundred chance
>gets dubs
I understood that.

>>38808522
I'm from a country of tanned machos and the babyfaced italian exchange students score more than anyone else. I guess it's your accent.

Currently a NEET so definitely not. All the jobs I worked previously were all male anyway. So my next one will probably be all male too.

I go to work and home everyday. So no contact with any females. I go to the grocery store in the morning, so I rarely see anyone there. Not like I'd talk to anyone randomly anyway.

>>38808641
I actually got compliments in the past because ofy accent now that you mention it, happened quite a lot especially in grrmanic language countries. Are you from Sbain?

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>>38800557
Despite all the self improvement I've been undergoing I am most likely not going to lose my virginity by the end of 2017, or anytime soon for that matter. Even stopped masturbating but I'm starting to believe that nofap is a meme, I've been doing it for over a month and besides a slight boost in confidence and increased productivity, I still feel pretty bad about the fact I haven't been able to get a girl interested in me yet, which is fucking bullshit because it's the only thing holding me back from maturing further and it really makes me want to kill myself.

Just last night I had two consecutive dreams where in the first one, I was sobbing uncontrollably on my bed, and in the second one I got rejected by three different girls that I approached and asked out, in some pretty nasty ways too. Even my subconscious is telling me to give up.

>>38808716
nah, from Spain's poor neighbour.

>>38800557
I'm aiming for wizardry so unless I get raped it ain't happening.

>>38806897
thx i turn 21 at the very end of the year so my goal is before 2018 hits. Its going to happen

>>38800557

Not even the slightest chance in hell of that happening

No but I haven't had sex in over 7 weeks. It's starting to feel like virginity.

>>38800557
Yes, at least once a month until 2018

>>38808615
Dubs are a 1 in 10 chance

>>38800557
Ahahahaha
No
I'm probably gonna not bother going back to uni and become a neet

>>38807708
>shit/10 face
>skinnyfat
>5'5" manlet
>glasses
>shit/10 teeth
>never had a female friend
>slight acne
>hair possibly thinning at the sides
>parents are muslim so actively discouraged me talking to girls
>paranoia
>depressed
>dick has a 10:00 curve so idk if I'd be able to have sex anyway
>hairy genes
Never stood a chance..

>>38805234
What the fuck was the point of this post and why do you write like a teenager at 35?

I dont think I'll lose my virginity in this century

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>>38800557
I hope not. My mother keeps wrongfully insisting that I'll meet someone during my freshman year that starts this fall so made a $300 bet with her on me not getting any poon or cock

I'm probably not even going to be alive by the end of 2017, let alone losing my virginity

>>38800557
I finally got a gf, so I think its close. Had my first kiss this monday. Going on a trip staying at near the coast for a few days, we're gonna be sharing a hotel room. I think that will be my chance. It will coincidentally be our one month anniversary and I've got a sweet gift planned, it will totally work.

>>38808615
Seen this pic before on another thread, got a source on it?

>>38812618
>gf
>sex within a month after being with a girl

fuck outta here you chad ass nigga

Sadly no. I hardly ever see girls my age in my day to day life. During the typical work week, I go to a hand full of different fast food restaurants. Chick-fil-a is the only place I see girls my age and sometimes at Cookout. It seems everywhere else I only see men and older grannies. If I didn't know any better I would think women do not work and are less than 10% of the population. Anyone else experience this?

>>38812618
>Had my first kiss this monday
>it will be our one month anniversary in a few days

You dated for three weeks before you kissed her? You must be a huge fucking beta dude, no way you are getting laid.

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I'm a NEET who only leaves his home to walk, go to the gym, or do errands. It's never happening.

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Might have a chance in the next few weeks. This past year and a half a group of chads and stacies have for some reason I cannot understand taken a liking to me, and have invited me to go on holiday with them. I'm always on guard with them, but they seem to genuinely like and appreciate me. They have helped me a lot, too. Maybe they just pity me, or maybe it's their way to expiate some past fault, or maybe they just laugh at me behind my back, idk.

Either way, it's the closest I'll ever get to losing it. A few of the girls in this group are massive sluts, maybe, just maybe, when they are drunk enough they will have nothing better to do than to fuck me. Or some girl will try to use me to get close to one of the literal 10/10 chads in this group. Or maybe thanks to the constant support and positive reaffirmation these guys provide me with, I'll somehow grow a pair along with a semi-decent personality. Who knows.

Even if I met a girl I liked she would probably not like me. I don't expect to lose my virginity this decade.

If dubs then yes

>>38813202
Honestly I would have questioned my faith in kek if I got dubs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Not unless a girl falls in my lap like in my animes

>>38800557
Yeah. I was working at a super market and someone told me that I could do anything I want to her. I think she was underage though so I passed. But it's a good omen, I just have to workout more.

>>38800557
Already have, anon!

It's quite perplexing, I think about my waifu more than ever and things are starting to get taken to the next level I think, spending hundereds of dollars for her, making music with her for hours on end and at this point I'm having a very hard time even imagining cheating on her ): anyone else have datfeel?

>>38800557
More likely to reach a salary over 100k a year. Might even reach a 250k possibly before I'm 25 if I'm really lucky. I'm not likely to make it, but wouldn't be surprising if I did. Then if I do I can act like an asshole atleast and tell people they ain't shit because they work some crappy waitress/bartender job.

I probably could this week if I wanted to but I think I'm gay.

>>38800557
no
then again theres always rape

>>38800557
No. My dick is too ruined.

>Do you think you will lose your virginity in the rest of 2017?
No

>>38800557
already did lol kys

>>38800557
Oh for sure, this year is the year! :^)
and so was last year
and the year before
and the year previous to that

i will most likely commit suicide if i cant
i can easily just buy a gun wait out the time needed to own one, purchase one bullet, go home, say one final goodbye to my online friends and family and shoot myself in the head. and all the pain will go away in an instant and i wont be able to care about what everyones reaction to my death is because i will not be conscious, i will be dead. its time for me to stop living. im nothing but a waste of space if i cannot have sex. so its a possible early goodbye to you robots. this sites been good to me.

>>38806897
>loses virginity at completely normal age
>"we're all gonna make it, brahs! just bee urself!"
You are the rot on this board.

Only if i find a fembot to shag.

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>>38800557
got a boy flying over in 9 days to let me pound his ass for a good week. gonna be so cash.

>>38800557
I already have. Man, every New Year's I would ask myself "will this be the year?"
Now I won't have to anymore. Feels good.

>>38800557
I don't leave my room except to go for a run so I don't think so.

>>38800557
No. It's become painfully clear in my albeit short life that I should avoid sex, romance and things related to them at all cost.

>>38818162
>run into somegirl
>"oh shit I'm sorry did I hurt you ?"
>Fast forward a year
>gf

>>38818554
I live in a small village so I don't see many people when I run.

>>38800557
I don't think I'll lose it ever, I'm not interested to be honest.

>>38818589
I'm not saying it'll happen tomorrow, I'm saying that as long as the probability doesn't plunge in the one on a million pool, time is on your side.

>>38800557
No because i avoid situation where i could meet girls. I much rather be around guys because i feel safer.

>>38818605
You are way too optimistic. Why would something good ever happen?

>soon 23 year old hikkineet
nope, not even mentioning not physically or mentally good enough

>>38800557
seriously, what the fuck is the sauce

Tbh I lost mine like 4 years ago, been fucking regularly ever since.

>>38818782
I'm not optimistic. I'm saying that since a good outcome is possible and practically nothing prevent the event from repeating itself, repeating it enough times increases the odds of something good happening every day.

Also, hope increase said odds, and I want you to be happy, so I want to try and give you hope. I'll probably fail, but I have to try in the offchance that I succeed.

>>38800557
I would say that there is a 2% chance. 2018 however I would say more like 12%

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I could live till 3017 and still be a kissless virgin.
Course, that's what happens when you give up on women...

Unless I got a hooker (protip: I'm NEVER gonna do that), the answer is no. Maybe within the next three years.

>>38818870
I'm a robot through and through, there is no hope for me.

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>remember thinking that I should lose it before my 18th birthday
>that's okay, I'll lose it before my 19th birthday for sure
after for years of a deep dark clinical depression hole since then that i'm only just starting to come out of and I still haven't lost it. Now I'm overweight, look like shit and my sperg ways are showing. It's over for me. Time to drift until I take the big sleep

>>38819137
It's not really a question of there being hope for you or not, it's a question of math. It's not impossible, but the more you try to be happy, the less likely it becomes for you to stay unhappy all your life. That's a hard, mathematical fact.

And let's assume there's no hope at all: why do you live?

>>38819358
Because there is escapism in video games and anime.

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>>38800557
>twin brother's child was born last month
>still have never kissed anyone

>>38800594
TWENTY TWO WHOLE YEARS WOW
I'm a 33 year old wizard
get on my fucking level
You don't know what suffering is
Though desu i stopped caring when i was 29

>>38819529
Twin? Oh, wow; that's rough. You can't even blame it on genetics. Or upbringing (unless you were raised in different homes).

>>38806897
Kill yourself faggot.

giro

>>38819529
So people really do choose to become like this
Makes you think

>>38819680
Yea; it's almost like all the standard robot excuses of looks, money, and parenting are exactly that: excuses.

>>38800557
>lose virginity
>2017
Both don't rhyme

>>38819750
It's your personality brah XDDD just be yourself dude XDDD

>>38820042
How else do you explain a robot with a twin brother who's married with kids?

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>mfw I actually lost mine this year
Having sex twice at 28 means I'm basically Ron Jeremy now

No, I don't think so. I just hope to find a job this year.

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every year I get close and fail
got rejected last month, so far nothing is changing as usual

I'm 27 and I lost it this year, just before I turned 26 and have been on r9k since I was 18.

Protips:
Don't be a hateful shut-in, I spent far too long when I was 18 on r9k being depressed about one girl and not going for women who were interested in me for whatever reason. I had an oppurtunity when I was 26 and took it.

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>>38820286
I'm 27 as well anon. I lost a shit ton of weight and girl are playing with their hair when I'm around them now. Now i don't really want to lose my virginity anymore since I don't care much for a relationship at this juncture. I'm kind of content right now but if the opportunity presents itself like it did you, I will not hesitate to take it. Unless she's a hoe with germs or something like that. I'm allowed standards right?

>>38820286
>women
>interested in me
reee get out normie

but seriously grats

but still.. ree

i think mine came back

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Did it. It was a pretty fun two hours although we had and have problems about sex.
Nothing changes, aside from robits now hating me.

Sad

>>38800557
Nope, i get ghosted by girls on second life, i can't do shit right.

>>38805915
you wouldnt even know what to do you fuckin loser

My days of pursuing sex are wrapping up at age twenty-one. I'm already indoors 99% of the time.

>lost hope in 2016
>lost virginity in 2017

No, but I'm hopeful for 2018

I fell for the lose your virginity meme. It did not make me anyless of a robot loser.

>>38822236
I happen to know that there are a lot of robots here who would strongly disagree with you on the latter point.

roflmao laugh outloud haha hehe

no

>>38822425
This
I basically see >>38822236
as a god amongst us ants now

>>38800557
I will make sure of it

>>38800743
*You're

fthjfjfgjfghj.

>>38800557
>Do you think you will lose your virginity in the rest of 2017?

no

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38800557

About a 20% chance. I wouldn't rule it out.

>>38818832
https://www.reddit.com/user/thepinktomyfloyd

>>38800557
No, but I will tell everyone that I did, because I can't stand sorry looks.

>>38800557
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
That's a beaute right there boys!

Breathe deep.

Luckily i lost mine 2 weeks ago. I had no friends especially female contact at the beginning of the year but then i met this girl online(she lives 40 min away) and we clicked and bam lost it 16/M

LUL NO

I despise everyone that's not a virgin to the point where I hope they die the most painful way imaginable.

>>38823799
>16/M
Fuck off underage faggot.
Mods.

turning 26 this month. Wont happen, I never go out and got no friends.

>>38823799
Why the fuck are you here? The average male loses his virginity at age 17, and you lost it at 16 you fucking underaged b& chad

Not even a chance. No way.
27 years old.

>>38808310
I know that feel. My life is exactly like yours. Right now it's summer break and i am preparing for some exams which i couldn't pass in my first year due to muh depression.

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It's not gonna happen for the 2010s and I don't presume the 2020s are going to be any better.

>>38800557
of course not, I'm gonna be a wiz in 10.5 years

>>38800557
An opportunity has presented itself. Out of shits and giggles, I posted an ad on craigslist earlier this week saying I need someone to teach me. Got a real response 20 minutes ago from a guy saying he wants to watch his wife fuck a virgin, and then have her teach me for the next couple of weeks. What should I do?

>>38800557

No, because I lost it in 2005

Doubt i have any chance before going to uni in 2018, and even then i need a miracle to happen.

Won't be able to lose it until I fix my lazy eye, which could be decades since you're supposed fix it while you're still a child. I'm one of the few actual robots left, everyone else is a failed normie with impossible standards. My only standard is to not treat me like a leper.

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I can say with complete certainty that I will not lose my virginity this year or next year and probably the next few years, I have had almost zero interaction with females this year, and the few interactions that did occur were extremely brief usually consisting of them wanting to extract labor from me.

I blame no one but myself for my situation for it is the path I have chosen, every time a woman has approached me or expressed interest in me I have rejected them, at this point I think I deserve virginity and isolation simply because I have had so many great opportunities handed to me with zero effort that I know much of /r9k would kill for yet threw them away.

>>38806897
>can't even buy beer yet
>think he's one of us
Fuck off you stupid normie cunt.

>>38819251
I don't get life. Posters like you are creative and have an awesome sense of humor and there are hundreds like you on this board, yet life has given you nothing but shit. Why is it like this?

>>38819251
>that image
soon this will feel like a distant dream
until then, may you rest in a deep and dreamless slumber