worst restaurant experiences, go.

>>38798439
I was at Bob Evans once and some nigger told me I looked like a nerd

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>at Chinese restaurant
>some mexican goblin lady brought 4 kids
>they were running around and the bitch wasn't even watching them
>go to counter and get a plate at buffet
>one of the little faggots runs in front of me and i fall on it
>the mother starts crying "ohhh meeeho" then starts screaming in Spanish
fuck you bitch

>>38798503
The exact reason why I haven't been at a restaurant for a decade.

>>38798526
restaurants are filthy anyway, i work in a kitchen and there are flies having midair sex half the time

>>38798540
Only go to high end restaurants. The rest just simply aren't worth it. Eat n Park is nice though, sometimes I'll go there for a coffee or something early in the morning or get some lunch.

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>>38798439
>go to Mcdonalds
>order food
>eat at table
>get up and head out
>open door for myself, and walk out
>apparently this big nig was behind me and got fuming mad that I shut the door in his face
>"AYO! Hol up!" blah blah blah nigger talk
>I'm a big pussy, so I try and be nice and apologize, say I didn't realize he was behind me
>more nigger talk, seems to want to beat the fuck out of me over something so small
>I don't know what to do, and I'm scared he'll hurt me, so I book it to my car and hop in, driving off almost accidentally hitting the nog with my car on the way out of the parking lot
>now can't go to that mcdonalds because I'm scared he'll be there and beat the shit out of me

pls no bully, I know I'm a pussy

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>>38798668
you should have called.

>>38798668
You did the only thing you could do and avoided the situation. Nothing wrong with that.

>paid 50 euros to take (now ex-)gf out for dinner
>she gets menstrual cramps and just watches me eat the whole evening

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>>38798668
What is with ghetto shits and this behavior at fast food establishments anyway? I had something similar happen:
>eating at BK
>go to leave
>hefty nog tries to start some shit with me
>I have no idea why
>turn around and back up from him
>get out of striking distance
>he still talks shit while walking towards me
>lift up shirt to reveal CC, arm cocked in drawing position
>he shuts up and backs away
>get in my car and leave, all while not taking my eyes off him

Thank fuck I had the 1 in a million who understood that someone who CCs might actually use it. Never went back to that BK and quit eating fast food.

>wife and I have favorite restaurant
>I had been going there for about 30 years since I was a kid
>restaurant had been open probably 20 years before I ever got there
>loved the place. there every week
>fried chicken, full belly clams, onion rings you'd kill for
>go in and order the clams as usual
>plate comes out
>clams look like strips, no bellies
>anywho, hungry so dig in
>feel sharp pain in cheek
>metal shaving in the clams
>obvious they were canned clams
>lose appetite completely
>lose any interest in restaurant
>feel like a friendship had died

worst that ended up pretty good

>travel for business
>dinner after a long, tough day
>sitting in restaurant in a suit eating dinner
>man, woman and kid in booth behind me
>kid is hyper and mom and dad are trying to talk him down
>suddenly I get a glass of coke poured over my neck and down my back
>already a bad day so ready to lay in to someone
>guy immediately gets up
>mom grabs kid and leaves
>I figure it's going to get nasty
>guy is about a foot taller than me and outweighs me by about 100 pounds
>he apologizes profusely
>hands me a $100 bill to get my suit cleaned, still really apologetic
>asks for my business card
>shakes hands and leaves
>week letter I get a hockey jersey from him signed by him and five of his Maple Leaf teammates

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Get forced to go for meal for a relatives birthday

Everyone s talking im just sitting there with nothing to say an no one says anything to me real I'm sweating an really anxious

Start wondering why I even went
Anxiety increasing just trying to make it till the end of meal

Near the end all the waiters come out with a cake singing happy happy birthday really loud everyone in the restaurant is starring an singing

I get a full blown panic attack can't breath I'm freaking out feel like all the eyes are on me

Everyone singing an happy me in the corner with my head in my hands trying not to cry

Im a fucking pussy

>>38799187
>has a wife
>post on r9k

get the fuck out

>>38798668
you did the right thing anon, niggers are highly unpredictable.

>Be in eastern europe on vacation
>Go to popular tavern
>Immediately met with dismissive "move along" service
>Order the chicken skewers and lamb chops
>Wait...
>Suddenly drag queen
>Speaks local language rapidly and takes a photo with me without my consent
>Feel sick from the drag
>Wait longer
>Traditional instrumental set comes along
>Plays that fucking chicken dance song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt81gzIAt18
>Half an hour later and the chicken skewers arrive
>The chicken is raw
>No apology; takes another 15 minutes to replace
>Never did see the lamb chops but was billed for them anyway
>Complained at front desk and was asked to leave the restaurant for bad mouthing people older than me and their food services
Most of the taverns there were really nice with good and personal customer service and low prices + free baklava. Never trust a tourist trap.

>>38799551
Taking photos of you to see if you would do for some hostel type shit possible or robbery thats weird tho

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>go to a restaurant
>meal includes string beans
>there was a crickets leg in one of my string beans
I really don't understand to this day

>>38799551
baklava? what country did you go to?

>>38799679
Bulgaria. It may have been not-baklava but it looked and tasted like it so fuck it.

>>38799707
Bulgaria is a part of the balkans not eastern europe

>>38799763
>In europe
>In the eastern half of it

>>38799763
Not the same Anon but from Europe and holy shit nobody cares.

>must've been 5 or 6
>with my Dad (shared custody)
>at a trashy Burger King at the poorer end of my town
>order a 6 piece chicken nuggets
>take bite
>weird texture, look down
>a fucking rat tail and back side hang out of breading
>it has no fur, looks like something that was boiled alive
>what
>suprisingly, 5 year old me isn't that upset or grossed out
>dad asks for a new order
>yum! Chicken tenders
>mfw in retrospect my dad essentially screwed us out of a multi thousand dollar settlement
>mfw could've had my fucking tuition payed for
>"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!" In a Schwarzenegger voice when i confront him about it to this day

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>around the age of 10
>parents are argumentative alcoholics
>had been drinking since the early morning
>had been throwing things at each other
>decide they want food
>force me into car and begin to search for a restaurant
>they get into another argument in the car
>dad jumps out of the car as it's moving
>mom slows down and begs him to come back in and not make a scene
>he picks up a huge piece of bamboo and chases the car, hitting the windows and attempting to hit us
>eventually he tires out, gets back in
>they forget the argument almost immediately and begin getting along
>I'm shaking and sobbing in the backseat
>arrive at Outback Steakhouse and watch them eat like drunken animals as I go into the bathroom to vomit
I'm 22 now and haven't eaten anything in public since that day.

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>ordering a pizza sub from subway
>he gets to the sauce
>he dips the spoon in and it made a bunch of scraping noise because its empty
>See panic wash over his face
>Talks to coworker quietly just out of range of hearing them
>See the coworker point at the small tub of meatballs
>The meatballs are dry with the smallest drop of sauce on them
>watch as he takes out a single small quarter sized meatball and smear it into the bread in place of the sauce
>Speechless from the shameless smearing I've just witnessed inches away from my face
>"Extra cheese and pepperoni please"
>Alright almost speechless
>Kinda sucks but still tastes good because subway bread is good and has that nice dimple texture on the thicker part on the bottom

>>38803048
Wait.. What? What was so shocking? Why were they so panicked? Yeah it's not professional but it's still sauce.

>>38799135
>What is with ghetto shits and this behavior at fast food

Anything low cost will always be ghetto. Whether it's restaurants, grocery stores, big box stores

>>38803149
It was not sauce
It was an almost dry meatball just smeared into the bread
A very small one too

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>Worked at Domino's pizza
>People would order our pasta bowls often
>Alfredo was the most popular flavor
>When we ran out of alfredo sauce, my boss would have us use ranch sauce instead
>He said it was white, so nobody would notice the difference
>Told us it tasted similar enough
>Said he liked the flavor better
>I knew he was wrong, but he was the boss
>Loved our alfredo pasta and regularly made them for myself at the end of my shift
>One day I'm off work and craving pasta
>Order 2 alfredo pastas for me and my friend
>Get delivered and they taste extremely weird
>Look at my shift calendar
>My boss is working that night
>Know that he used ranch on my food instead of alfredo
>Take three more bites
>Rich, sour, and tangy
>I don't tell friend why it's weird tasting but he hates it too
>We both throw our entire meals in the trash and go order pizza at a different restaurant
>Never order pasta bowls again