the hot farts ended the gross poop is here. glad I'm on a toilet

>>38796714
I had this horrible gut wrench to poop and now its gone wut norse god do I pray to for this to not blow out my asshole?

>>38796714
>>38796723
Stop eating junk.

Don't lie to me I know you do.

>>38796754
I a big ass bowl of oatmeal and had about 8 granola bars and about 15 tic tacs and some grapes bretty healthy and some seseme seed snaps

>>38796774
>I eat some 50cent pudding from walmart
>ramen noodles from the 90s
>and a picture of a qt gf

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>>38796714
>use a huge ass onion making food
>few hours later: the farting starts
>hot steamy air from my anus moistens my underwear and shorts
>smells like the worst kind of rotten eggs
>close the door and windows so my precious gases can't escape
>wallow in joy as the thick air caresses my olfactory senses
>dread the huge shit I'm about to unleash on my porcelain throne as it will end my few hours in heaven

>>38796754
I eat like a raccoon. But I also hadn't shit today. I usually have a few movements.

I just took another big one.
I think it cleaned me out...

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>>38796979

You are one sick fuck.

>>38796979
wtf is wrong with you you disgusting neckbeard??

>>38798429
no neckbeard. Can't grow a proper beard even though I'm in my mid 20s.

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>>38796979
I see you're a man of taste.

Originurgle.