What are strip clubs like? Are they worth it?

>goes to strip club
>doesn't spike himself up with xtc or viagra

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>>38794474
A relative likes to drag me to them because he's really into it. Go just to say you've been to one. I'd rather spend my money on other things. Private lap dances are cool. That's one thing I like about them. Putting bills in their thongs is like detonating a time bomb to me. I think the etiquette for that varies from place to place.

No. Go to brothels instead.

>>38794474
>be normie fag
>friends wanna go to strip club
>ok
>have to pay $20 cover charge
>one drink minimum, about $13
>ATM had a $10 surcharge
>got a few lap dances I didn't really want
>didn't even get hard, this was all really uncomfortable
>paid $50 more bucks
>left by myself, took an Uber home, another $13
>friends stayed all night and blew $300 more dollars
>feel nothing but regret

they're an outdated concept from a time when the only way you could see live naked women was under the illusion of "dancing". just watch porn, it's literally a virtual strip show that you can turn on whenever you want. plus you'll be dumped on for going alone.

>>38794658
Brothers aren't legal and I don't want to get beat up

>want to go
>feel like >>38794729 >>38794752
is what it's actually like

>>38794474
>Canoga Park
>LA
Valley scum are pathetic

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>girl forces herself on me (she's a few inches taller, I'm only 5'2)
>practically demands a 20
>she gyrates on me for 20 minutes
>entire conversation feels canned
>at one point she's not even looking at me, clearly looking for the next sucker
nips were right, I should just settle for a waifu

>>38795092
They are legal unless you live in some third world theocratic shithole.

>>38795261
In the United States, brothels are illegal except in the State of Nevada (excluding Las Vegas and Reno).

Wanna know whats more important than throwing away money in a stripclub?

>>38795283
Like I said, third world theocratic shitholes.