Tinder night with Gary, night 3

>>38793684
ayy gary how's spoon boob?

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>>38793684
I'm gonna get nudes for you guys tonight I promise.

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She looks like a sjw so I figured she would of blocked me by now

>>38793796
send your peepee now garebear

>>38793796
holy shit the madman its been a long time since I've laughed this hard. Love these threads, Gary. What time would your date thread be? Friday night or Saturday night? Saturday morning?

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>>38793834
Friday afternoon actually.
I'll probably show up drunk in my work clothes.

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Ok imma seal the deal

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>>38793870
Now she's gonna send me another pic.

>>38793930
She uggo af

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>>38793938
I know. But so am i

That's it? The punchline is a hiel hitler, no set up or anything? You are a cringy faggot. And yes, a fat 2/10 will laugh at anything you say, congratulations mr pick up artist

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Ass pic incoming.
Hold your cock goys

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>>38794080
And now I have finally achieved my goal.

>>38794124
Gary, I will forever remember how you won a booty pic for /r9k/.

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Here is the picture.
I'm definitely gonna autisticly fugg her friday

>>38794124
S P R E A D
T H E M
C H E E K S

Pretty good ass; i was expecting a train wreck.

I've been enjoying the threads the last few nights. Any other matches tonight?

>>38794143
Do it for us and godspeed.

Alright Gary, now you have to find a way to record the date and also you smashing somehow. I'm sure you'll figure it out, you've gotten this far!

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I asked her to spread em

>>38794143
you lucky bastard. get some OP. the fucking madman is actually gonna do it. that's a nice ass btw.

>>38794202
No matches for 2 days unfortunately
>>38794211
I will record it. And it will be like you app are on a date with me

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I gotta send her pics now. Wtf kinda game is this.
Im skinny with a beer belly

>>38794275
>incoming dick request
you're gonna have to show us your schlong, no homo tho

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>>38794275
i got you my guy send a pic of me

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Keep posting what's going on with her. I've been following this since yesterday and I can't get let down with only a simple booty pic.

>origami

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She wants an ass pic.
Here I go, gotta get on my Hugo boss undies first

>>38794312
any way you could ask her for tittie pics?

>>38794312
8 keks out of 10

>>38794312
Ask her to play truth or dare.

For real.

If she asks you to go first and she picks truth, ask her what color her underwear are. If she picks fare, ask her to show you what she's wearing right now.

I know it probably sounds stupid but girls love that shit and it'll seem non sexual at first but you have to try to steer the conversation to be sexual but let her initiate the sexual conversation. Sounds autistic but girls love to feel wanted but also in control.

Gary fucking winning. Fucking kek. This is the time to be alive.

>>38794312
Send her a pick of your dick tucked between your legs and your boipucci showing like traps do

>>38794312
Nigga you Australian?

>>38794358
This. Gary if you really want to own that shit you have to do this. This would be so fucking hilarious. Give her the old goat.

Actually. Chill, tap that.
Then continue.

>>38794349
dont do this lol
girls fucking hate this shit, they see it as typical FUCCBOY behaviour

>>38794358
This please you will be god

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Ok now how do I close the deal?

>>38794143
You're my hero Gary. I believe in you

>>38794143
Just tell her you already got what you wanted then link her to this thread.

>>38794433
Ask for thos tots

>>38794433
Youre turning me on Gary. This easnt supposed to happen.

>>38794451
I am begging you OP, please the reaction will be priceless.

>>38794451
No fuck this. Dont break her heart man. Just fuck her on Friday then be done with it.
>inb4 fedora neckbeard

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Tityy pics incoming hopefully

Your threads the past three days have been fucking amazing. Thank you

>>38794497
O shit here we go lads. Fap #2 incoming.

What kind of ad infested gayass app are you using anyways

That shit covers almost 25% of your screen

>>38794528
Yes i agree. These threads have been quite the entertainment.

>>38794497
>honestly i hate them
Get ready for Friday when she asks you to choke her while fucking. These types of girls have some buried shit. I wouldnt stick around.

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>>38794497
Titty pics are definitely incoming now.

>>38793725
>>38794031
>I know. But so am i
No you're not

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>>38794565
Nevermind I may have fucked it up again kek

>>38794584
Fk op not that again.

>>38794584
Link her this thread you pussy. Fuck roasties.

>>38794584
You have. I would honestly be surprised if it doesn't go down from here.

>>38794584
KEK.
You failed the Tinder dance, Gary. Try again.

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Op is actually this Gary from the meme btw

>>38794641
Holy shit he is

What a legend

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And I'm in.
Achievement unlocked!
Now I gotta send her a dickey pic

>>38794676

That's an ugly-ass nip

>>3879467 for a fatty she aint got bad peripherals

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>>38794676
Full titt pic

>>38794714
Bost ur dicc gary :DDD

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>>38794676
Show her one nut and half the shaft of your dick. Make her work for your PECKAH!

Dvv dvv dvv

>>38794714
Now link her to the thread and let's gang bang her together.

>>38794714
How did that fucking work. You're a legend Gary! You're far beyond a meme Gary!

>>38794676
SHOW HER THE BP
H
O
W

B
P

Any tips on how to make my dick look bigger on pics?

Hate to be the moralfag but sharing these photos is a bit fucked up. But as long as she never knows it wont hurt her.

>>38794769
Don't show the dick. Just send her your gooch and a nut hanging out.

>>38794769
side view instead of mirror or perspective shot

>>38794769
Hold your nuts with one hand and grab it with another hand, taking the pic from an angle pointing from bottom-top

>tfw milk duds will never respond

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>>38794769

Send her the one on the left

>>38794769
Get a boner or good looking semi and take a picture of the shadow it makes on the wall. Leave that shit to her imagination and you'll be able to make it look bigger/ longer if you want.

>>38794780
>as she never knows it wont hurt her.
That is all that matters. Please op, don't send her the thread. Who knows, you might actually fall in love.

>>38793684
wait after all the shit you posted her 2 days ago she's still on the line?
just fuck her already

>>38794846
Esto garebear

>>38794879
Friday were going to

ROASTIE
GET
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38793857

She's fat and ugly. And obviously has tattoos.

Ok I sent her a dick pic awhile ago.
No response

>>38794898
thank anon, you showed me to just be a bold asshole on tinder <3

....at least if I want to fuck fat uggos with a shitty titty

>>38794846
If you don't want to do this, just get a boner in your underwear and show her the outline. If you really want, just stuff your underwear and make your dick look a little bigger.

That or just go to a gay subreddit were fags post their bulges.

>>38794031
Gary you're way fucking cute. Like 100% would obsess over you if we made eye contact cute.
You don't need to settle for anyone.

>>38794909
Sad thing is she'd probably look alright if she bothered with the effort to put on makeup

Women needs to learn to take their cues from pornstars since that is their competition now. Why bother with the effort for some ugly thot when you can watch 100s of wayyy sexier girls for free online? So many of these thots don't understand the importance of makeup

>>38794935
Either she's impressed and lost for words or really disappointed. GL

>>38794935
How big is your dick famiglio?

>>38793684
Some nu male fag is hating on Gary!
https://www.someecards.com/love/dating-relationships/gary-tinder/

>>38794973
5.5 inches of pure American meat

>>38794954
Thanks anon.
I appreciate

>>38794981
kek. and we have the one true gary right here on r9k.

>>38795003
Pls slap my ass while I feed u sushi

>>38794981
Holy fucking cuck.
Why would some faggot write an article about me

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>>38794984
>tfw my dick is longer than the /pol/ tinder meme guy
How thick bruh?

>>38795024
I've never measured.
Probably average

>>38795042
What kind of dick pic did you send?

Just a regular pic of your sick hard? No angle or anything? Not even a pic with a little dick hat on your boner?

Where is milk duds?

>>38794984
> tfw you have a bigger dick, nicer to women, attractive and still get no pussy

>>38794740
half the shaft? but what if she wants to watch the whole movie, tss. mudda would always watch shaft and say 'chippah, those darkies will rob ya blind if you don't protect your valuables.' That's why she spent so much time wrestling on the cot with lamar. He was trying to steal all the milk balloons mudda left for me under the bed.

>>38795021
You're going viral lmao Audra is probably going to see you on imgur/fb. You're doing God's work. We can only hope it will open girls eyes to how slutty they are.

>>38795056
I sent her one of my dick head sticking out of my Hugo boss undies

>>38795042
I wish I had your confidene tbph. I'm a mid 20s virgin with my only consolation being I got a slightly above average dick. I really liked your tinder bio when it started getting posted around tho and have enjoyed these threads the past few nights. You seem like a cool guy OP, if you're ever in Canada I'll fuck your bp for you

>>38795070
Lol I'm in Canada often. No bp fucking pls though

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>>38795066
"Oh, yeah, Chip."

>>38795068
Lol I didn't even know I was a meme until I started these breads

>>38795069
Just show us the screenshot, Gary.

>>38795109
You get posted on /pol/ a lot everyone there likes you

>>38795109
Where can I see the earlier threads? I've sent your bio to numerous bros, all of whom found it hilarious. Keep on fucking thots man

>>38795109
Yeah dude you're a normie meme now it's fucking historical. I really wish you'd link her the thread maybe after you fuck her though. Get that pussy pic

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>>38795121
This. Show how badly you fucked up.

>>38795057
She stopped replying I think

>>38795159
This in all honesty

We've followed your journey these past few nights bro we need closure

Also just curious but are you a virgin

Tell her "pls respond"

>>38795159
>Simpson's Hit N Run
Brings back memories. I still have the game too

>>38795159
Pls no.
>>38795183
I am not a virgin.
I've had sex a couple of times. It's always awkward and disappointing, yet I still eantbit

What a cunt.
She showed me her mediocre tits. And I was disappointed but still kept chatting with her.
Then she sees my dick and ghosts me.
Wtf I hate roasties now

>>38795290
Show us so we can judge for ourselves scaredy cat scum fag

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I've been laying here in bed for almost 2 hours following this shit and the bitch leaves us hanging like this?!

REEEEEEEE

>>38795290
I find her fb from the emo cat pic lol linked her the thread. Good fucking game.

>>38795290
Show us your fucking cock, GARY!

>>38795290
Even after her being insecure about them and you reassuring her. That's rough, women really are shit. In the future best to show a bulge or full dick with perspective fuckery or just take the prison gay/trap pill
>>38795316
This post it just black out your weiner tip if you don't want people seeing

>>38795339
Nooooooo you didn't lmaoooo. But did you really

>>38795290
Wtf. She stayed with you through nazi memorabilia, but wasn't down for an average dick? Damn I thought she was just chill, apparently she was thirsty beyond belief. Surely she doesn't think she can do better though? Idk maybe she didn't actually bail

I'm going to sleep.
Night anons.
If I hear anything tomorrow I'll let you know
>>38795339
Also kek.
Good job

>>38795375
Good night based Gary. I really hope your date didn't fall through. You're a good guy

hoping that she fell asleep or something. if not then rip /r9k/ dating audra.

if she is ghosting him then someone download or archive her tits and post it on her facebook or however that works these days.

Someone find her fb Lol

>>38795388
T H I S
H
I
S

Fuck that roastie cunt this is what she gets for messing with /ourlad/

>>38795388
>>38795389
>>38795403
She probably just fell asleep. If she does not respond by tomorrow I will post her fb that she texted me and we can roast her

>>38794143
>B R A P
>R
>A
>P
sasasa

>>38795388
That's just mean now

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I'm gonna stick around for a little bit longer but if she doesn't respond, I'm gonna LITERALLY kill myself.

>>38795452
She was mean for ghosting our lad Gary

Fucking fat size queen she's probably a nigger lover desu

>>38795458
just plan a revenge my man

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>mfw my man is pounding the pussy as we speak
scream "norMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" as you cum.

She probably thought you have a huge singer because you were so cocky

>>38795477

She's overweight and bottle blond, of course she loves nigger dick.

>>38795375
Yeah she's probably going to report you to the police she said lmao. Oops sorry Gary. Not really though.

>>38795458
So about this offer....
>>38795020

>>38795534
Yes I like sushi

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>>38795529
>trying this hard
stop annoying gary kid

Should have linked her your buzzfeed tier article and told her she better give you the respect deserving of a celebrity such as yourself

>>38795458
Bro you're going viral af.

Look
http://brobible.com/life/article/tinder-profile-snowflakes/

>>38795536
Yes but will you slap my ass? This is crucial.

>>38795582
we can turn it into "let's help gary get laid" campaign

>>38795610
Setup the Kickstarter for it. I'll donate the first penny.

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>>38795582
>Bro Bible
>viral

>>38795582
This is amazing someone here from /r9k/ is going viral I love it

>>38795632
He's on a few different BuzzFeed sites and shit now lol. Just Google "Gary from tinder"

>>38795664
Amazing as long as they dont find out he's from here im happy to many normies will come to see him

>>38795582
How does this stuff happen?

>>38794813
Only man here with some taste. Bailey was life, Audra is fat

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Should've just sent her a pic of your own nipple instead of a dick pic.

>>38794813
>>38795780
She was just as chubby, but at least she wasn't a slut like audra.

>>38795787
OP needs to send her this anon's pic right now. Fuck that whore.

Hahahaha all these normies never knowing just how chill Gary really is. I'm glad we have him

>>38795787
Shouldn't have sent his pics to a shallow coalburner nig chaser
>>38795847
We are rooting for you Gary

Bailey was cute, CUTE!

>>38795947
in her myspace angle picture maybe

Imagine being Gary in this thread and having to be all like "damn, Audra, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your blue hair and single underwhelming tit. I would totally have sex with you, both my Tinder persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is dress in nazi attire and watch the x-files. Like seriously imagine having to be Gary and not only sit on your phone while Audra flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and desperation, and just sit there, text after text, hour after hour, while she perfected that nude pic. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on tinder tells her she's GOT A PERFECT ASS, I'M IN LOVE and DAMN, AUDRA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been eating nothing but a healthy diet of Thai food and ass for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out Illinois. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ass as she sticks it out to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with emo phases and "individuality". And then the anons ask for another conversation, and you know you could ghost every single person on tinder before the anons realized you were gone, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gary. You're not going to lose your future chances at sex and keks. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>38796076
Beautifully written.
Gary is the hero we deserve

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God fucking dammit I wanted asshole pic.

>>38796076
We need to send this to Audra

has gary become an r9k legend?

>>38796195
Depends if he gets to the date on Friday

>>38796119
I wanted this>>38794358
It would've been legendary

>>38796441
Would've literally been the best tinder thread anyone has ever put up. Legend.

>>38795388
Goddamit no dude, you don't fuck with someones life for something so small, he got tits, it sucks but it's cool. Good vibes brother.

>>38795419
No that's fucked, we got tits it's cool move on

>>38796598
>>38796585
We got tit. Fuck off, moralfag

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>>38796643
was about to say this,
Fucking white knights roasties deserve it

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>>38793930
Did you see that?
*autistic x files music*

OP is in the advertisement!

>tfw she was just doing it to get a dick pic out of op so that she could stop responding

wow. played by a girl

>>38793684
Include me in the ribbit screencap lads