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>be me
>girlfriend doesn't ever give me any
>mfw.gif
>asks to come over today
>sure why not
>been fighting so Im not expecting anything
>last 5 minutes cuddling
>girlfriend looks at me and says
>"anon I have five minutes before I leave"
>"what can we do in five minutes ;)"
>Jizz.avi
>I freeze and say make out
>she presses harder and asks what else
>I am retarded so respond "uhhh fool around?"
>she says ok
>spend minute rubbing her clit on jeans
>she asks if it would be easier if her pants were off
>feelsgoodman.7z
>attempt to unbutton pants
>fail
>ohshit.exe
>just say that I did it
>she leaves

How was your day /r9k/?

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Please help
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>>38793672
This thread just makes me angry beyond belief.
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>>38793672
You are clearly young and have much hope for normaldom.
Leave this horrible place immediately, before it corrupts and destroys you.
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Autism involving girls thread? Alright..
>be me
>birthday
>invite girl over
>get high
>lay on my bed starring at each other
>she puts hand on face
>she starts leaning in
>be betafag
>remind her that she already has a boyfriend
>she says okay, gets off of my bed.
>she starts play goat simulator on my PC
>after 20 mins realize my autism
>cry after she leaves 2 hours later
I'm so sad guys. I really liked her. I should of taken the chance right?
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>>38793672
>be me 17
>my oneits wants to have a skype call because last time we talk it didn't end well
>say sure
>she starts a call, It looks like she making up to me but to my horror I couldn't hear her
>she notice's it too
>I forgot my headphones, and was at a starbucks in the middle of the night using their wifi
>move around autisticly for a while and say I can't hear her.
>end call
>she breaks up with me very next day and starts dating someone else one month later.
I want to kill myself for this everyday now, if only I hadn't been such a fucking autistic, It's no wonder I actual have autism.
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>>38793766
No her bf could have beat the shit out of you if he found out. You dodged a bullet.
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>>38793766
I have another story like that.
>Indians World Series Game 7, 2 hours before the game
>Latina chick I like invites me over to her house
>her friend brings weed
>Latina has alcohol
>get crossfadded
>feelin really goood lmao
>Latina gets really close to me
>hands me another shot
>down it
>she embraces me
>push her away in disgust
>don't know why she's really fucking hot
>10 awkward minutes pass
>her mom comes home
>oh shit im not allowed to be here
>bolt out the door
>step-cuck picks me up
>still really high and drunk
>watch World series
>Still high, drunk, and now reallllly depressed.
>Go to bed, have nightmares about being cuck
>I've never talked to that girl since.
I wanna die.
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>>38793888
pick related to this post btw
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>>38793885
Eh. I'm a fat fuck. He's a skelly. I have 150 lbs advantage. You're right though, I don't think it would of been worth a fight.
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>>38793672 (OP here"

So with all these stories I thought Id share another one

>be me, 16
>finally get girlfriend
>yes.tiff
>10/10
>easily cutest girl I know
>talks about the dick shes sucked
>woah.mp4
>watch American Sniper
>she says its a good movie
>we sit on opposite ends of the couch
>awkwardly move in closer until I put my arm around her
>jizz.exe
>Finish move
>tear up
>have to leave to prevent looking like betafag

mfw pic
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>>38793888
worst part of this whole story was the indians lost
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>>38794144
yeah don't rub it in man alright? Ironic. Golden state blows a 3-1 lead and then the Indians blow one the next year.
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