> turns a corner > sees this w-wat do?

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heIIo my princess, care for some Mountain Dew Code Red?

Step left to give her ample room to run. She's clearly in a hurry.

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Shoot it until it dies.

move out of the way so she can get to Chad

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>a girl will never run at me and jam me in the face with boobs

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>>38792240
They are quite sizable

>w-wat do?
Stop taking hallucinatory drugs.
No woman would ever come close to me.

Punch that degenerate whore in the face. Who the fuck wears a swimsuit that small that shows off their vagina?

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punch her in the gut, stomp her throat, and start breaking her bones one by one until I get bored and douse her face in acid

>>38792175
I'd defend myself, she was charging right at me!

Turn around and leave the lawn I must have had to cross to get to this woman.

I respect people's property and refuse to infringe.

Punch her originally in the face.

>>38792175
*clothes line her*
Heh, nothing personal roastie

Fake her out by moving my body side to side and going "woah, oh-oh!"
We'd both laugh and go our separate ways.

>>38792175

get out of the way her bony pelvis is going to put a fucking eye out

Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Not today roastie

>>38792175
Punch her in the left titty