Have you ever unintentionally made a girl fall for you?

>>38792065
yeah but she was fat and it was 8th grade

I've had a couple of girls interested in me but once they spent a significant amount of time with me, they realized that they didn't like me at all. Women seem to think I'm a completely different person before they really get to know me.

Last two exes and current gf fell for me when I was just trying to be friends with them.
They also all asked me out

>>38792065
Couple of times but I wasn't interested.

>>38792194
gtfo you fucking normie piece of shit

Once in 8th grade.
I declined
I could've remained friends with her, which is what I should've done.
After this I basically had no friends and was socially isolated for a while.
Fuck if the same girl asked me now I would without a doubt say yes.

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>>38792065
Twice, once over the internet and once in real life.
Stopped talking to both of them because they tried to make it needlessly sexual.

No, but my friends insit i did
I hope my friends are fucking with me

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I had a faggot fall in love with me after playing vidya online together for like a day.
Blocked him as soon as he said so

>>38792258
I'm a cyborg if anything

>>38792442
cyborg is a subset of normalfag dumbass

>>38792438
Mike "Instablock the man who likes cock" pence

>>38792456
It's also a subset of robot.

>>38792442
If you're not a virgin you're not a cyborg, just a failed normie.
Cyborgs are cursed virgins that are capable of living in the realm of the normalfags. Failed normies are the opposite.

>>38792491
I never stated I wasn't a virgin.
I have a low sex drive and prefer cuddling if anything.
also have psychosis

>>38792467
No it isn't, the intersection of robot and normalfag is empty. In a metric topology, cyborgs would merely represent a subset of normalfags 'closest' to robots (arguably the infimum ends up being 0) but as sets they are still distinct.

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Yes, once. I was a senior at the time and there was this cute black girl a couple grades below me who was a true blue grown up loli for lack of a better term. She was really really short. She looked like she was 9 but she was fucking like 15. I don't know if she was a midget or what but she was well proportioned all things considered. If you saw her on the street you'd think she was a normal kid.

I was on friendly terms with her. I had spoken to her because it's hard not to speak to a girl that stands out that much and she was really nice and sweet. Everytime I saw her I teased her a little bit but in a friendly way.

One time I had come late to school and at my school you had to report to the office if you were late so they could take your attendance. She was there crying in the office. I talked to her and she said a bunch of girls were bullying her, then she started saying she hates how she looks and she's a freak. Like most teen boys, cute girl tears were my weakness. It's not like I had feelings for her in particular but I was a gentleman before I became an asshole. I sat next to her and rubbed her back while she cried and told her quietly not to let them get to her. I said she was super cute and the other girls are just jealous of her. She said I'm just saying that but I said I wasn't and I said I think she's the most beautiful girl in her class. She was pretty embarrassed and I told her to cheer up and she nodded. I gave her a hug and she didn't want to let go so we hugged for a long time.

Man she was on my fucking dick after that but me being stupid, I never caught on. She followed me around, she ate lunch with me everyday, she was super excited to see me all the time. It's like the only time being a gentleman would have gotten the girl.

I think what discouraged me a lot was everybody started calling me a pedophile because she was always with me and when you're 17 you care far too much what others think. Even my English teacher called me a pedo, asshole.

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>>38792065
reminder that if you have ever done this you have absolutely no right to call yourself lonely

>>38792510
Read my reply >>38792504
Cyborgs have a mix of robotic trails and a mix of normalfag trails.

>>38792526
You sound nice anon, don't lose that.

>>38792504
thats cute hehe

I've crushed on our IT guy ever since I was a little girl and WHY WONT HE NOTICE ME ANONS??? He came in offering me zip ties that I requested rip and his hand was shaking omg it was so cute help me.

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>>38792065
No but I have accidentally caused women to think I was interested in them, even though I was just trying to be social.

>>38792540
naw but what if they're autistic and that's why they fuck it up. i mean we all must have had a chance at some time but we all fucked it up somehow

I had a girl fall for me after I aggressively yelled down one of her only friends, who she had a crush on, who I was also friends with and who invited her to play vidya with us. He kept quiet the rest of the night while the fourth person and I pushed through the rest of the game and won.

>>38792065
>be me
>year 13 (uk)
>in a limbo between ugly and average
>big nose, long face, but aesthetic eyes and eyebrows
>fat tumblrina girl who sat next to me in physics class
>always drawing weebshit in her sketchpad
>she's into big noses n shit
>cartoon versions of tumblr-tier tv characters all over her sketchpad, except they all have big strong noses
>anyway, she'd always laugh at my shit edgy jokes and generally be really nice to me
>our convos were pretty hilarious but i never really thought of her as anything but a friend
>one day i walk into the cafeteria, she's bawling her eyes out, overhear something about someone never noticing her
>ask what's wrong
>her friend (whom i was crushing on at the time) says something along the lines of "don't bother, you wouldn't understand"
>shrug, tell her to feel better and get myself some lunch

looking back on it, it seemed pretty fucking obvious. i was just too busy orbiting some other girl to notice it.
desu lads, even if i had known, i probably wouldn't have gone for it. i just can't bring myself to find fat people remotely attractive. i suspect sometime in the near future i'll find out that she's lost loads of weight and looks amazing now and she'll have totally forgotten about me. but hey, such is life.

>>38792553
Having some robotic traits doesn't make you a robot. Cyborgs are definitively a form of normalfag, and not a form of robot. Being a non-virgin precludes you from being a robot for example.

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>>38792065

Yeah.

I'm probably just another "side guy" with the current one I have had flings with.

>>38792590
I'll be honest with you, if a guy even remembers my name correctly the first time, I will automatically assume/hope he is interested.
It's more of a hope though, even with my delusion, it's easy to tell that I'm fooling myself.

>>38792065
Yeah, in a way I'm basically responsible for her death.

>>38792625
It must suck being a fag sometimes. I kind of feel bad for some of you guys, knowing that the vast majority of men you might be interested in literally cannot ever be interested back.

>>38792625
Delusional or you have a proper weird name

>>38792643
I'm all tucked in and ready for my story, Anon.

>>38792526
>missed his chance to bang some tiny little girl
Anon, you're killing me here.

>>38792576
Thanks anon, glad to know other people on this board are into it as well.
>>38792623
Alright if we're going to go as far as that then do you piss in jugs, constantly ask your mother for chicken tenders, never leave your room, and always on the internet?
Also you misunderstood what I said. I'm a virgin.

>>38792087
Are you fucking me guy? Same exact thing.

But she was also a raging liberal and skank, who bassically raped a guy the next year, so I'm fine with having her fuck off.

>>38792593
>>>38792540
>naw but what if they're autistic and that's why they fuck it up. i mean we all must have had a chance at some time but we all fucked it up somehow

You don't seem to understand how hideous actual robots are. I never had a single chance and never will because I'm 5'5 and 1/10 face

>>38792679
>Alright if we're going to go as far as that then do you piss in jugs, constantly ask your mother for chicken tenders, never leave your room, and always on the internet?
No, but that's not an argument against what I said.

>>38792672
>be me
>make simple lie on /r9k/ that would obviously make people want me to write out the full story
>wait for (You)s
>get one
>write out greentext explaining the true situation
>post it and close thread

>>38792716
Cyborgs have a trait of both normalfag and robot, you're claiming it doesn't make me a robot but I said that it was a subset of both of them.

>>38792625
In this case my supposed interest was not appreciated.

>>38792671
I think I have a normal name. Most people confuse my name with a very similar one and I'm so used to it, I'm caught off guard when people remember my name instead of the similar one.

It's pathetic but I can't help it, I'm just desperate for anyone to notice me and actually stay

There was this one bitch in kindergarten that would never leave me the fuck alone. That being said she got held back so I think that there's a message in there somewhere.

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>>38792526
>mfw your English teacher was obviously banging her and just making sure he didn't go down alone if he was ever caught

>>38792752
Sharing some traits doesn't make you a version of that thing. A robot is over 21, KHV and has no friends (cf. Thomson (2012)). If you don't meet all three you're not a robot. If you are under 21 and meet the other two you are a pseudorobot. This criteria precludes normalfaggotry.

>>38792625
>>38792781
Fuck off, Stony.

>>38792810
This board has a lot of versions of robot.
The definition behind it is subjective but almost every definition behind it has introvert in it.
Most people don't really think there's an age requirement for these except wizard.

>>38792781
Girl or faggot?

Yeah and apparently all you have to do is be "nice" to them. don't know how they fall that easily.

>>38792065
>high school
>junior year
>last day before summer break
>herd of kids rushing down halls
>crowded stairs
>push roastie as hard as I can
>goes flying
>fucking crowd surfs before pummeling down steps
>busted jaw
>screams are bgm as jump freeze mid air running out door like in movie
So yes

>>38792867
Doesn't matter, I'm just an anonymous dumbass.

>>38792781
I live in a very multicultural city and I have inadvertently improved my memorization skills just trying to remember people's names.

I know an african lady named Buk and a Chinese girl named Yu-jin (I just try to think of eugene for that one, kek)

>>38792866
Almost every definition is introverted virgin, not just introvert. Anybody who thinks non-virgins can be robots is definitely taking the piss. You should look at the cited source in that post though, it will clear up your confusion.

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>>38792900
>I live in a very multicultural city

>>38792526
I admire you a lot, Anon, really. I honestly feel you're a noble and special person.
I wanted you to know that.

>>38792913
Yeah I forgot to add virgin to the robotic traits but nonetheless I have ten times more robotic traits than normalfag traits.
I can just hold a conversation that's the only normalfag trait I have.

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>>38792930
>I can just hold a conversation

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>>38792977
>naming their toads on a Japanese sumo wrestling fetishist anonymous forum

>>38792930
>is a virgin
>states that he's had gfs
excuse me?

>>38793039
Read my previous remark >>38792504

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>>38792065
>someone is nice to me during a bad time
>get crush
>confess
>they like you back
>going to marry them one day
be nice anons, it's all a girl needs sometimes

>>38793055
having anybody be attracted to you is pretty much the same thing as not being a virgin, inceldom is really what people mean

>>38792526
In an alternate timeline you married that girl and you're slaying loli pussy every day. Imagine your dick inside that little girl, you'd poke her cervix constantly.

>>38793085
Ah, Okay.
Doesn't really matter to me since I'll probably kill myself before the end of this month

>>38792526
Don't underestimate the power of being nice. I will admit that stuff like this is more effective on younger girls but sometimes a girl just wants a guy to make her feel like #1. That girl probably felt like complete garbage constantly because she wasn't as developed as her peers then you come along and make her feel like a princess, of course she'd fall for you. Sometimes that's what a girl wants. Of course you have to pick your battles, there's a fine line between sweet and creepy but it's not hard to know when is the right time.

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>>38793082
>someone is nice to me during a bad time
>get crush
>confess
>they don't like you back
>lose your only friend

>>38793164
>there's a fine line between sweet and creepy but it's not hard to know when is the right time.
Hint: the line is how attractive you are

Yes, first was stupid as hell, the second was a landwhale

>>38793082
>>38793215
Two sides of the same coin, a coin that for some people will always land on the same side.

>>38792065

Yeah but I was too blind and was chasing other girls at the time. Years later she's successful and I'm here just jacking off

>>38792065
Yes, a few times.

>a tomboy childhood friend (7th grade)
>a girl a year older (9th grade)
>a slutty stacy (it began at 9th grade but it went to full force in 11th and 12th grade)
>a girl from another school (10th grade)
>a girl from the anime club (10th grade)
>a native american girl (11th grade)
>a wanna-be stacy (12th grade)

I had the luck of a harem mc but i was as dense as one too, also, the fact that i was gynophobic until i was 16 doesn't help much.
Needless to say that i'm still a KV.

Treat overweight girl like a normal person. Realise she has a crush on me. Avoid her at all costs.

This made me realise how much it would suck being a girl. At least most of them are too timid to do anything about their crush.

>>38792065
Yes. Very ugly girl that looked like an Aborigine. Fucked her a few times before I left school. Was glad to get the hell out of there.

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>>38792065
I have OP
I have
And I FUCKED IT UP
I have greentext this story many times, so this time i'll give the abridged version

>asian qt in biology LOVES me
>try to start relationship
>just text and never go on date because im to scared cause ive never went on 1 b4 and im really really poor
>eventually we stop texting

and to this day i have never went on a date

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I met a girl in omegal (text only) which we talked for hours and hours. She then expressed her feelings towards me after I told mine to her. Had alot of intrestes related. But after we regularly talked on the texting app, I've lost interest after seeing her face and realized she's kinda annoying. So i played my way out to never talk to her again even though she said she really loved me.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYTHING NICE LIKE THAT EVER HAPPEN?

>>38794097
>I've lost interest after seeing her face
This is the scariest thing about meeting/talking to someone online. At least you were honest about it.

Yeah because I forgot to put the wet floor sign up after mopping

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>>38794097
this is why online dating doesnt work
i always assume that every confirmed girl i talk to online is disgusting so i dont get attached

>>38792120
I dont remember posting this originally

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>>38794730
That's because you didn't post it. You have a new IP address for the thread, which means you haven't posted in this one yet.

>>38795023
How do you change your settings to show the IP count?

>>38795041
You have to give Hiroyuki a handjob and he'll enable it for you.

>>38792065
Yeah but they're usually girls that I found unattractive and should not have treated like human beings.

>>38792526
>no black loli gf

never even knew i wanted one

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I have a list of all the gf's I've ever had. So far, I'm at 14 and counting. 12 of those girls asked me out, here's the real kicker though

> I'm nearing my 30's and only 5'5

>>38792065
I accidentally elbowed a girl in the face. She didn't fall down, though.

>>38792065
Happens to me a lot but im a social failure thankfully its only ugly girls so I haven't been mad at myself yet

>>38796645
That's a pretty bad turnover, why do your relationships keep failing?

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>>38792065
>Girl
>Fall
>For me
>Intentionally or unintentionally

All the time; it's frustrating because I'm happy being friends but I don't want the pressure of a relationship. I turn them down and then they ghost me as a friend.

>>38796781
Didn't you read the spoiler?

>>38792065
Like physically or what?

I used to trip people back in school.

>>38797089
I can't decide if you're really smart or just retarded.
However, here's a (you)

>>38792065
Yeah, and then I inevitably mess up and make them cry and not want to be around me.
I wish I weren't so fucked.

>>38796903
Yes but it doesn't really answer the question. Please be more specific.

>>38797134
He's not tall enough to maintain a relationship.

>>38797152
>t. someone who has never touched a bagina

>>38792065
Actually yes because i subconsciously send a lot of mixed signals. They understand my interest into them as love interest when i actually want a person to talk with.

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>>38797152
If they approached him knowing he was short, why would it become a problem?

>>38797177
Of course I haven't. I'm a manlet as well, so I know what I'm talking about.
>>38797191
Even if a manlet is capable of tricking a woman into having a relationship, all the little shit she'll normally overlook for Chad will pile up and ruin the relationship over time.

>>38792438
What game?
I think this post is original

>>38792065
yes but she was fat and ugly
also a bit dumb even for a roastie standards

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If a girl has ever shown sexual, physical, or emotional attraction to you
You need to leave
You are just failed normie scum and are not welcome here

>>38792065
yes I lewded at her when I was experimenting with girls but turned out I was straight so it didn't work out

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>>38793733
holy shit, how could this happen?

>Be me
>Part of a group of friends, play video games, never go outside etc.
>All male, agreed that's the best way
>Women cause drama.
>One friend invites girl over for D&D.
>"Nah bro it'll be fine."
>Girl becomes regular.
>Massive flirt with everyone.
>Pseudo-nerdy girl, annoys me to no end.
>Super cute though.
>Develop feelings for her.
>Know it would be bad to start a relationship among friends, hold off.
>Friend does it anyway, starts dating her.
>I should've just confessed.
>They date for about a year.
>Their relationship is crumbling, I act as shoulder for her to cry on.
>Slyly confess my feelings, she reciprocates.
>We date, tension between me and friend since I'm dating his ex.
>Me and cute girl eventually break up, she then starts dating another friend of ours.
>Realise she is just jumping from each one of my friends to the next.
>Been through 2 more by now.
>The harpy is tearing our group apart, one man at a time.
>We're all too weak to deny this girl so no one turns her down.
>Nobody learns from history.
>Constant tension, drama and backstabbing in the group now.
>She'll eventually have dated all of us.

To be fair it was a mix of our fault and hers, nevertheless don't let females into the group, it always ends badly.

>>38798142
Why didn't you just take pictures of your own snatch and pretend it was someone else's?

>>38798671
This kind of shit is literally causing western society to crumble. Women's suffrage (and giving them any rights at all) was a mistake.

>>38799211
>pictures of your own snatch and pretend it was someone else
what are you talking about? I don't send nudes

>>38792565
He said he became an asshole.

It happens every time i talk to one. Like what the fuck, i'm just trying to be funny and cheerful, i'm not trying to get with you. I hate love. Love hurts.
One of two things happen usually. Either she suddenly for absolutely no reason mentions her boyfriend, or she starts finding excuses to talk to me more and more.

>>38792065
Ha, no. I did have one fucked up bitch with mental issues crush on me, though. Fortunately, she failed the year and I had my peace again.

If a girl has ever been attracted to you and expressed it, you don't belong here.

>>38792585
>I've crushed on our IT guy ever since I was a little girl and WHY WONT HE NOTICE ME ANONS??? He came in offering me zip ties that I requested rip and his hand was shaking omg it was so cute help me.
dress as an anime girl when he shows up

>>38799890
what if you're a girl and it's been another girl attracted to you

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>>38792065
yes, a fat chick and a black chick. turned both down. havent came close for 8 years now.

>>38800185
That's two more reasons you don't belong here.

>>38800185
>what if you're a girl
then you don't belong here

>>38799855
>I hate love. Love hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pHNkOQCIzk

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I actually had a couple girls that were into me towards the end of high school, but I was a huge prick back then so I never got anywhere.

>>38792065
>tfw never even intentionally done it
I think I'm just generally undesirable. Not even ugly or autistic. Oh well.

she was a 4'9" or something cute as fuck 9th or 10th grader. she cried when I graduated (she was in band & they perform pomp & circumstance). was told after the fact. i was a 6'2" fat guy who was sometimes funny as a way to diffuse stressful social interactions (all of them) had no idea. she had been with a friend of mine in 11th grade. would have taken her out i guess at least once if i wasn't a sperg who spills spaghetti.

>>38799242
Only if you don't let your dick control you.

>>38800309
Too late. Cucking has become a mainstream fetish. It's hot to let smelly dumb brown refugees into your country to impregnate your women.

>>38800253
>I actually had a couple girls that were into me towards the end of high school, but I was a huge prick back then so I never got anywhere.
you fucking retard. when a girl is into you, your asshole personality isn't enough to cockblock you.

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yes
i think about 3-4
6th class there was a chubby girl who was into anime that liked me very much even though i never spoke to her
7th class there was a girl that sat right next to me and of course i was just nice to her but she actually asked me if i liked her and i told her no
from what i hear she is now into sm and dominatrix
12th class there was another girl that was into anime, she was really nice to me and she wanted that i socialize more with my classmates (obviously that didn't work)
she had a bf at that time and her bf turned out to be gay
graduated and never saw or heard of her again
i was just nice to those girl and never really talked that much with them

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>>38792065
I've been in this thread for a while, thinking I've never experienced this, but I just remembered I actually had a few experiences of this. Brown girls of various races seemed to love the fuck out of me when I was younger. Some of them were cute, but I'm schizoid and can't tolerate spending time with people for long.

Maybe blackbots are right about whites not being able to be robots.

>Be me in 7th grade
>Mile walk for PE with qt Asian girl who's in 8th grade
>"Hey anon"
>"Yeah"
>"I like you"
>tfw don't say anything for the rest of the mile
>tfw could've had a qt Asian gf

Why am I so autistic?

>>38798142
People like you are the worst and deserve to be alone. You are the reason there's a stigma around bisexuals.

>>38801272
I'm not bisexual though I found out I'm straight

>>38801374
You misunderstand, the fact that you're straight doesn't excuse the fact that you toyed with someone and are a shitty person.

>>38792065
Nah I'm much to methodological for that. I did ruin a mirage to keep the option of dating a girl open. Made the guy almost kill himself. He almost did it too but his roommate saved him. Then I systematically made the girl completely emotionally dependent on me. She even flat told me she wants my dick but I turned her down for her "mental health after all that happened." She now messages me literally the moment I come online because I'm the only one that talks to her. Then I found out shes ham planet levels of disgusting fat but just has a cute face and lost all interest in her. I'll probably string her along for a while until I find someone else to latch into.

>>38801441
but then how does it reflect on bisexuals I told her I was lesbian and ghosted her after I didn't like doing her

>>38801492
Assumed you were presenting bisexual, as most experimental people do.

>>38792625
> if a guy even remembers my name correctly the first time, I will automatically assume/hope he is interested

What's your name?

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>>38792065
>implying anyone could ever fall for me

>>38801770
You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.

>>38792894
this specific anonymous user is confirmed for faggot

>>38801770
Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

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>>38792065
She was of average looks but i found het really cute and i would have loved to be her bf an cuddle her, but we met too late, middle school graduation was close and we barely had chance to bond, It's one of the opportunities i just missed like a dumbass, i've been thinking of inviting her on a date, we haven't seen each other since i was 14 but you know, for old time's sake

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>>38796903
>>38797134
>>38797152
>>38797177
>>38797191
>>38797215
>>38796781
>That's a pretty bad turnover, why do your relationships keep failing?

This thread is still up? I'm surprised, actually I broke up with most of these girls. As soon as they'd start to become a pain in the ass, I'd dump them but I always had their replacement not that far behind.

Right now I'm actually dating a girl who is 5'6, very loving, kind and always up for sex. Nice rack and great body but a bit of a butterface. I should be happy, but I'm not. I've also got 2 exes hitting me up out of the blue and this tall 5'8 girl who is hitting on me.

I honestly believe whatever it is that separates me from other manlets has to be genetic.

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I've actually had 3 girls interested in me recently but 2 of them, most of you wouldn't touch with a 10 feet pole.

Girl #1 is a Tall Latina who likes to play hot and cold, she's also your quintessential gamurr girl. Still not bad compared to the other 2.

Girl #2 looks like a sack of potatoes with the jaw that would make most comic book superheros envious. Her body shape is a joke from God, I feel bad for her but she got drunk once at a kids party for my niece and tried to start a fist fight with my sister.

Girl #3 has cerebral palsy, she added me out of the blue and tries to talk to me from time to time. In a wheel-chair, can't move anything other than her hands and her face a bit. Poor girl but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to touch people who are that disabled.

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>>38792065
Hmm, another one of these threads? Forgive me for my apathy though I'm becoming rather indifferent to such, still I've yet to detail my escapades so it'd seem that this opportunity would suffice to humble-brag at your expense/s.

>One girl fell in love with me when I was in year 6 (age 10/11 for non-British users), this was at a time when short-term relationships were blooming and almost all students were rapidly losing their innocence and becoming involved with drama. The girl who fell for me had a perpetual lisp that made her difficult to understand, she also loved horses and otherwise was great. At the time I was overweight if not obese so that kind of attention was rather generous. Still its that time when I realized my romanticism and general contempt towards intimacy. We formed a relationship for one day when I figured that I simply could not be bothered with having to be around someone for an extended degree of time. Multiple years we nearly had a proper relationship though I failed to make an advance and as before was far too indifferent to care.

>Second girl was a Polish migrant who teased me often and bullied me in a tsundere manner (and she really was just that), physically flirted with her after I lost a lot of weight and made more of an effort to become more socially proactive though again failed to make an actual advance, its around this time that I became aware of my anxiety and started to believe that she'd be better off without me, so I decided to distance myself around Year 9.

>Year 9 some girl got my number and messaged me "hi ;)". They were severely overweight, had no substance and I simply had zero interest so I ignored them. Since they seemed to dislike me somewhat, I don't really mind, from their perspective I probably would have been quite sore too, then I wouldn't even consider doing what she did so props to her.

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>>38803410
You better make us proud and get that cerebral pussy. It's only illegal if it's a mental disability. If she has an normal adult's mind and can consent, you're good.

>>38803458
>You better make us proud and get that cerebral pussy. It's only illegal if it's a mental disability. If she has an normal adult's mind and can consent, you're good.

If she was like that I wouldn't mind but this girl is 100% wheel chair bound and in College. I'm sure she has to wear a diaper and I'm sure her parents have to change it for her.

This girl is a 1/10 and I feel real bad for saying that but 99% of you here wouldn't even think of doing anything with her, even if she offered.

The girl in your webm can walk and attempt to do things on her own. Other girl can't leave her wheelchair which she uses the joystick to move around with. Girl I am talking about is a super weeb who, because she is wheelchair bound, doesn't get any exercises and looks like a series of lumps. I honestly feel bad for her and for her life but there's nothing I can do.

This is how the girl looks like, they're both Asian and have the same body type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fW1eWuQkCE

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>>38803456
Cont.

>Year 11 some girl who I rapidly developed my first crush on really liked me and physically flirted with me, this caused me to immediately begin panicking and feel sick whenever she was near me. She was considerably kind and essentially everything I wanted in a girl, though having to take the initiative due to her shyness made it impossible to talk to her. Again, distanced myself hoping that some prince-like gentlemen would accompany her. I don't regret it though it wouldn't surprise me if she has no success romantically.

>One of my Chinese co-workers seemed interested in me so I messaged her with the intent of improving my confidence around women only to find out that I already have said confidence and my anxiety is purely chemical - no matter how hard I work to counteract the dissociation or suppress beliefs of unworthiness I will forever be that way. Decided I'd stop using her and so distanced myself yet again, she tried to really force a relationship after though I pretty much rejected her. Felt minor bad for doing so though the day after she found a boyfriend and cheated on him within a weak, I really don't know what that was about.

What I find tragic is that a lot of these females are the type who are made to believe that they need a partner the second their friends form relationships, like its some sort of status symbol or proof of worth - Not to condescend though life should not boil down to that and women especially are prone to thinking in such a narrow-minded manner. Still, nothing can be done about it. I will likely spend my life alone and that's for the best, as much as I want children I don't see myself as being capable of managing something like that, I don't believe in love but rather see it as a means to procreation - many do not possess that manner of thought and so would not get along anyhow.

A couple years into university and I don't regret anything, to me it seems an un-necessary exercise in manipulation.

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>>38792065
funny relevant and true story incoming. Will keep it brief.

>friend's grandmother dies
>his family is rich. has wake at a church
>forced to go because their family is close friends with mine
>there's a full choir in the church set up on bleachers
>vision already kinda bad and don't have glasses
>for some unconscious reason, I stare at the choir girl on the very leftmost top bleacher
>can't actually see her because vision is shit. Literally just staring at an ambiguous shape with long hair
>not even thinking, literally just stare at this spot, bored out of my mind, totally straight-faced
>never even occurred to me that she can probably see me fixated on her
>this goes on for I don't know how long. Seems like forever
>girl starts wobbling like crazy for a while and then fucking faints
>falls from the top of the bleachers out cold makes a LOUD thud on stage
>people rushing to help her
>lots of commotion
>people saying not to move her and call 911
>stayed for a while longer while people tried to carry on with the service

>mfw I haplessly ruined that wake
>probably also that poor girl's life
If only I had glasses then.

>>38803622
I feel you bad vision bro, sometimes people recognize me at the street and i can't tell who they are when they greet me till they are super close

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>>38792259
same thing happened with me anon

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> asking people on r9k if they ever had a chance at a relationship

yeah, i'm pretty nice and girls like me - constantly having to put up boundaries and friendzone them

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I was getting good amount of girl attention in school, most likely because looked a bit more mature than my classmates and maybe handsome, dunno. Went for relationships just once(when I was fucking 13), quickly sperged out cuz vidya was more fun and never ever was close with a girl since then/
rn I'm probably one of the lowest robots here, no actual skills, no job, lost all friends, druggie. yeah

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>>38803622
So Buster. Have you given any thought to my proposition?

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>>38802551
>As soon as they'd start to become a pain in the ass, I'd dump them but I always had their replacement not that far behind.
HUUUUUUH
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
WHAT THE FUCK ANON
RE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WOULD PUUUUUUUUKE IF I WAS 1 OF THOSE FEMALES
IF I WAS G-GRIL AND I WAS READING THIS I WOULD NEVER DATE AGAAAAAAAIN
HELL, I MIGHT NOT DATE AGAIN ANYWAYS
FUCK OFFFFOFOFOFOF ANON
4EVER