>And this is our son Anon's room What do they see?

My room, duh

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Hello... It me... Lol...

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>>38788668
A Union Flag and a Holy Bible.

me fapping and the crusty stench of semen

>>38788668
did people's parents really give others a tour of their house? that's whacky

>>38788668
Nothing out of the ordinary. My room is the less cluttered and the most organized in the entire house. My parents are hoarders and don't know dick about organizing things so I'm now on the far end of that spectrum where I live a minimalist life and dust & clean everything in my room at least once a day and never leave my room without doing my bed first.

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>be me
>last year
>parents trying to sell our family home
>showing potential buyers around one morning
>i had headphones on so I didnt know anyone was in the house
>my parents show them round room by room until they get to my room
>they open the door
>"so this is the smallest of the three bedroo-"
>there I am
>curtains closed
>lights off
>playing Dota 2
>surrounded by Mountain Dew bottles
>completely naked and damp (I just got out the shower)
>everyone just stares at me in silence
>try to make things less awkward by saying something funny
>cant decide between "hows it going?" and "what's up?"
>end up saying "what's going?"
>parents quickly close door again
>potential buyers leave and dont contact my parents again
>parents didnt talk to me for the rest of the day
>mfw

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>>38789185
>>playing Dota 2
God, Anon.