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Tell me what to say to this hamplanet >posting results

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Tell me what to say to this hamplanet
>posting results
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>>38788548

you have beautiful eyes and a pretty smile.
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>>38788565
Do this, opee.
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she even has a fat girl name
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Don't be mean to her for no reason
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>>38788548
"How do you know that tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad, but not know butter doesn't"

Alternatively
"have you ever eaten a fruit salad in your life? If it has bacon or anything deep fried it doesn't count"
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>>38788565
>>38788593
Fuck you both
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>not putting tomatoes in the fruit salad
>literally 2071
check em btw xD
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>>38788620
Haha nice SICK burn my dude, I'm revving up my screenshots for Reddit now
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>>38788623
Forgot screencap

>>38788620
Holy fucking kek anon
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>SUNY Potsdam
haha oh shit
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>>38788647
You familiar?
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>>38788642
"Can I sniff your big smelly feet?"
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>>38788548
I bet your friends call you funny all the time, huh
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>>38788642
>actually being nice to some fatty named muhREEEEEEEn
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>>38788602
unless you consider Mary a fat girl's name, nope

>Maureen is a female given name. Anglicized form of Mairin, a pet form of Maire, which is the Irish cognate of Mary, which is in turn derived from the Hebrew Miriam (Judeo-Aramaic variant Maryam)
had to remove non-ASCII text
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>>38788683
Waiting for a response, itll be no fun if i just bombard her with messages without any replies
>>38788698
Hey man im just playing along with the posts
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>>38788683
ROLLING FA THIS ONE
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>>38788682
Yeah kind of, my ex that i met off 4chan went there and I stayed with her for a while in those apartment building across the street.
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>>38788642
she probably had a heart attack the second she read a compliment from a man. that's why she hasn't responded yet
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>>38788760
Ask her if this indeed happened.
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>>38788740
This isnt a roll thread, im planning on using this one next anyway
>>38788746
>meeting anyone off 4chan
How are you not murdered?
>>38788760
Kek>
>38788779
Will do
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ask her if she is interested in pretending you are a black man, tell her to get into some serious race play
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>>38788818
>How are you not murdered?
well I knew her for quite a while

I've met 3 people from 4chan.

The real question is, how are they not murdered (^:
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>>38788713
Yeah, but that's not how name stereotypes works. My last name is Phillips and when people hear that they think of screwdrivers even though the original meaning of my name is "lover of horses."
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>>38788860
>the real question is how are they not murdered

See this is the shit i mean
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>>38788818
Tell her you don't have a dog but you'll send pictures of your pig. Download her photo and send it to her. Say it's not a great looking pig and pretty unhealthy but you still like greasing it up and rolling it around in your bed.
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Robots:
>roasties are so cruel

Also robots:
>this thread
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>>38788548
Dude she sets up the fucking salad joke herself in the fucking description I wouldn't even hesitate.
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>>38788902
M8 were just having a little fun, im not gonna lead her on just chill out yeah?
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>>38788889
>pictures of your pig
>download her photo and send it to her
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>38788902
>robot is ridiculed, has no support system or anyone that will love them ever
>roastie is called a bad name
>she'll forget it the next day when she's up to her double chin in chad cum.
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>>38788902
I know. I feel bad for her.

Tell her you're an asshole and to block you, OP. If she was a bitch this would be amusing but she's just an average girl so none of this is funny.
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She still hasnt answered. Im worried guys, i think she did have a massive heart attack. Should i call an ambulance or a zoo
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>>38788976
Call NASA, turns out planets can die of heart disease. This could be a turning point in science for mankind and you could win an award OP
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Oh shiiiiiiiii
>ids habbedig
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>>38788947
>Robots claim that no women will even give them the time of day.
>Here is a nice guy who matched with a robot on tinder
>Instead of asking her out. He snub his nose at her.
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>>38789001
"I'm here to restart your heart ;)"
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>>38788548
This is really mean, OP. Do you think it was easy for her to put herself out there? Fuck you for being so cruel.
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>>38789001
she seems pretty nice. i love chill fat girls.
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>>38789001

woah.

r9k totally complimented but then negged her.

yo.

we /pua/ now.
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>>38788947
>robot is ridiculed
>roastie is called a bad name
these are the same, except the robot makes woman hate threads and harasses some random girl on tinder to post screenshots on 4chan like an asshole. she's probably gotten shit for being fat her whole life. and i doubt a girl like her is swimming in chad cum.
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>>38789001
damn bruh. time 2 SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>38789015
I can smell your flaps from here roastie
Feel free to send this to the roastie on tinder
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>>38789001
Does she not realize you're calling her fat?
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>>38789001
she seems nice please stop being mean to her and just don't respond
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>>38789001
she seems nice as fuck man, don't fuck with her.
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>>38789055
I don't think so lol. imagine going on a few dates with this chick and one day she realizes you were insulting her and breaks up with you
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>>38789034
Yeah, her response actually made me laugh
>>38789030
>>38789039
M8 im not intending to just roast this girl, im just bored of tinder not working out so im having a bit of fun
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>>38789062
>>38789064
>one response
>SHE SO NICE
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>>38789039
>these are the same, except the robot makes woman hate threads and harasses some random girl

OP is probably one of the robots who claim he can never get a girlfriend and goes REEEEE. The truth is real robots died a long time ago. Everybody here is larping.
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>>38789001
her social skills are good as fuck. being able to so casually brush off a blatant insult, then throw some positive energy at you? that's good shit man
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>>38789001
move onto another girl, preferably the annoying narcissistic white girl.
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>>38789088
>being so socially inept you can't see why we're saying that
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>>38789093
I never whine about >tfw no gf
>he uses the same board as people who tfwnogf, he has to be one of them
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>>38789083
You could idk ask her out you dumb cuck. It's not like you are a 10/10 chad.
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>>38789083
Ask her if she does anal
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>>38789088
have you been on tinder? there are girls with quotes like "if you're under 6 ft don't bother(:" along with cash.me links in their bio who would answer OP with "thx", yeah this girl does seem nice.
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>>38789122
>I never whine about >tfw no gf

Yeah I don't believe you.
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Shes actually pretty funny. Maybe this was a good idea
>>38789142
Thats alright i didnt expect you to
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>>38789083
>not intending to roast
>hey robots tell me what to say to this hamplanet xD

just leave her alone brah
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Someone named their daughter Maureen in 1994?? Dat beard doe.
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>>38789083
"lose some weight you degenerate"
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>>38789083
and this is how anon slept with the obese 1/10
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>>38789158
if she slimmed down, she'd be a fucking COMPLETE catch.
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>>38789181
No way man, ive hooked up with fatties before. Ive got a little dick so its kinda hard to get in, past the fupa
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Op listen to me

Get some sexy pics for us
Go have sex if u like but make sure to film it

There are some really lonely anons on this board who could use the OC

Imagine if you were in this thread what you would be thinking and what would you want
Godspeed lad
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>>38789158
say "Sure. maybe you'll be in one tonight?"
honestly this is giving me tinder hope. I know that i'm only worthy of society's refuse, like this big ole girl
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>>38789158
only if your lips still taste of chicken, darling
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Are you comfortable with your weight? Because I do enjoy obese women.
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She seems nice and not like a typical entitled tinder slut. Don't be mean to her
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>>38789237
Added this after my best attempt
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>>38789167

1993 holy kek triggered

>1989
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>>38789292
genius as fuck my boy!!!!!!!
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>>38789292
u slick ass motherfucker
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>>38789317
Yes but now tinder has updated and she is 800 miles away. What now
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>>38789292
Damn homie get that obese poon
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>>38789349
oh goddamn you couldve gotten laid op
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>>38789349
Get nudes, pretend you intend to eventually meet up with her when she returns (?)
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>>38789349
LOL!!! sorry bro!

unless youre willing to travel that distance, game seems to be over.
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>>38789349
"well, if you can send me some pictures perhaps I can assess the situation"
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>>38789349
I live right by Kentucky. Tell her I'll fuck her for you.
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>>38789349
Ah. The anticlimax of anticlimaxes...The game is over...You did good, OP. I was very much invested in this thread
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>>38788889
fucking kek
pls do this op
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>>38788683
send this ONE OP
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>>38789406
this OP, get something
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>>38789406
Done
>>38789415
>>38789392
Fuck you the game isnt over until i win
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>>38789461
I'm sorry I ever doubted you
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>>38789461
holy fuck nigga!!!!! how are you on r9k with this level of banter you fucking larper!
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>>38789461
aw fuck OP, i really wanna fuck a fat chick now
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>>38789461
How do win anon? Dont you have to get laid? Youre gonna be at this for a while
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>>38789461
I... I'm not sure if I want this to work or not.
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What are my qualifications
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>>38789557
Nah im just going for pictures. Like i said in >>38789222
Fat girls arent my thing when it comes to legit sex
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>>38789662
phd in niggerology
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>>38789662
A 3 inch stethoscope
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>>38789662
Tell her you're 6 feet tall 6 figures and 6 inches long
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>>38789662
A diploma in big beautiful women and a doctorate in fellatio
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>>38789708
Id say this OP
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>>38789662
Ph.D in Endocrinology; you specialize in Diabetes.
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>>38789662
tell her that your six digit salary should be enough
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>>38789708
this is gold OP

I wish I was into fat women but it doesnt tickle my fancy
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>>38789700
>>38789708
Here you go fellas, were gonna make it
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>>38789662
tell her you have an associates in fellatio so don't expect it to be too good
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>>38789662
She wants dick pics
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>>38789796
Its too late to backpedal now m8
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>>38789775
>bbw instead of big beautiful women
eh
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>>38789815
Hey' I've got a 6" dick, maybe he could send my dick pics
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>>38789775
I hope you meant cunnilingus when you typed fellatio
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>>38789775
>bbw

NO WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO AUTISTS
YOU JUST FETISHIZED HER

FAT WOMEN WANT TO BE WANTED NOT BECAUSE OF A FAT FETISH BECAUSE OF THE DELUSION SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS THEM WITHOUT HAVING BEING A FETISH
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>>38789775
srsly tell her she can bang me, I'm 20 minutes from KY. I promise her a 9 inch cock and a fuck she's never had. Tho I never banged a fat chick so it could be different.
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Holy fuck include me in the screen capawrapa
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>>38789856
Listening to autists got me this far, im riding this out for as long as i can>>38789862
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>>38789775
>fellatio
You do know that means sucking dick right?

>>38789862
Can you stop cock riding on someone elses fun, jesus christ go on tinder yourself and find a chick to fuck.
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>>38789775
>the last message

I think you know which "Billy Madison" clip I want to put here
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>>38789888
hey give him a break, you can tell he's a bit desperate.
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>>38789888
But I match with pretty girls :(
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>>38789775
Ah he he what the FUCK
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>>38789888
Shes asking for fake qualifications before sending me nudes. I dont think it matters what i say. I couldve used
>>38789680
>>38789733
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>>38789888
well, OP is a faggot who fucks fat chicks
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>>38789950
OP should send her a link to this thread once this is over and say something like
"You just got PUNK'D!"
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>>38789972
ashton koosher?
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OP please show us the rest of her tinder photos. I want to know if she is pornstar type bbw body or regular obese chick type body
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>>38789972
Sounds super cringy
>no response yet bois
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Fat people have life so easy. Imagine the answer to all your problems being so fucking easy instead of some unsolvable mental illness. All they have to do is learn how to count calories and they're set.
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>>38789994
>as if there's a difference
One just wears lengerie. The other wears crumbs
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>>38790008
okay, fine. how about i want to know if she has fat titties as well and a pleasingly plump fat girl ass
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>>38790035
Fair enough...OP, let's see some TITTAYS
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>>38790035
no she doesnt have cowtits
>tfw no cowtit gf to fug
>>38790043
m8
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OP you mentioned the fact that she's fat explicitly for the first time by saying bbw. She probably got offended.
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Well i went for it, make or break time niggers
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>>38790123
The important question is whether or not you will share your wonderful bounty with this sordid board of perverts
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>>38790123
send her a cock picture tell her it's yours
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>>38790123
>replying that fast
dont seem so thirsty niqqa
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>>38790139
thats kinda the main reason im doing this
>>38790146
point taken
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>>38790146
WRONG! This only works with stacies. Fat chicks crave attention and greasy chicken
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>>38790123
she seems a bit turned off desu.
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>>38790123
Last message makes you sound like an inpatient telemarketer scammer who is drooling to get the credit card info any moment
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>>38790123
I think you blew it senpaitachi...
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>>38790123
i got her number, cant edit it out on my phone. ill post win if/when she provides
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>>38790209
top kek
oeifinaulaio
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>>38790253
will bump this thread for six hours

get em
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Keep us updated OP, you nigger
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Well... what now?
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>>38790399
fuck you faggot we're texting ill let you know if anything important goes down
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She wanted a dick pick you fucktard
You blew it
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>>38790566
this.

you fucking retard

"I'm 6'6 and good at giving head"

fucking howling.
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>>38790534
nigger please. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CUNT.
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>>38790534
>OP is actually trying to get in this human black hole
OP don't chase the chubbies
you'll only end up in their tummies
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>>38790580
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9
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>>38790123
>fellatio
>not cunilingus

You faggot
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>>38790566
no she didn't lmao stfu. that's way too vauge of a statement to imply dick pics. even for a typical girl.
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>>38788548

My night has become slightly more entertaining. For the love of God, OP- don't screw this up.
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>>38790662
Because 7 was a registered six offender
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I like this. We all put our heads together and we come off more witty than a turbo chad.
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>>38791018
We've already fetishised a fat girl to her face and said we have a masters in sucking dick.
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>>38791058
yeah and it worked you fag, she gave me her number, got her snapchat, and shes sending me shit in a little while
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>>38791083
It worked, but only because she's dumb, desperate or both. I think calling it more witty than turbo chad is giving us a bit too much credit.
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>>38789349
More like Kentucky Fried Chicken KEK AM I RIGHT GUYS
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OP?
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All i got for the night, sorry it isnt more
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>>38791700
gud shit
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>>38791700
holy fuck she's hairy!
She is nice anyway, just don't hurt her.
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>>38791700
pretty good, ngl.
did you send her dick pics in return?

do you plan on continuing past this?

>>38791739
also, while i agree what we're doing is degenerate and rude, it doesn't have to be to her face. I second you, anon
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>>38791700
how is it possible for something to be so disgusting yet so fucking hot
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>>38791700
>she's not only fat but fucking hairy
>can't even be bothered to shave her chest hair

chubby chasers btfo
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>>38791760
i feel that's the human body in general. Porn is all cleaned up with makeup and choosing perfect bodies. But when you see hair, cellulite, irregular boobs etc. (all of this within reason, of course), it feels more real, which is what gets the motor pumping, i think.
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>thought this was going to be a bullying thread
>turned out nice
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>>38791700
That's okay, anon. I really, really don't want more.
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>>38791700
are those fucking hairs?
women also grow hair on their tits?
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>>38791700
We spent so long thinking about if we could, we didn't stop to think about if we should.
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Lol why does literally everyone in the boogie2988 thread call him a fat fuck and say he should die, and then here everyone's saying not to make fun of this woman for being fat. Boogie's a nice guy, this woman may or may not be.
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>>38791700
oh fuck yeah op. those are some nice tits.
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>>38791700
I just want to take this time to congratulate everybody here on this collective effort. 65 robots messaging one girl was able to yield a single nude of obese hairy tits. We might just make it after all.
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>>38791700
>The hamplanet red ring on clavicle
Barf
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>>38791700
i think she may have a hormone imbalance
that much hair is not normal
sometimes my gf gets a hair or 2 around her nipple but that is just OBSCENE
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>>38791700
Lol is that a fucking fitbit on her wrist? It is!
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>>38791700
Fucking disgusting. I rather die virgin than see something like this irl
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>>38791700
There are like 5 different "cleavages" in that photo
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>>38792060
yay for us
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>>38792181
Bitch pls. I bet you yourself got like 4 chins and a big, squishy, pointy set of sweet sugar tits :3
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>>38792149
She probably has PCOS. I have it too. Excess body fat, excess body hair, mood swings, depression, your breasts don't develop properly also so you end up having mantits instead of proper breasts, infertility, and exploding cysts that feel akin to having your nutsack explode. Basically its THE fembot disorder and makes you an unattractive mental mess destined to never have a husband or kids. Kill me please.
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>>38789158
>I woudl want to but im afraid you'd suck me up for the extra nutrition
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>>38792544
I used to know a girl with a neckbeard that I suspected of having PCOS. Always wondered why she didn't shave that shit.
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>>38792628
I have to shave mine daily and I always have a bit of a shadow in the morning. Having PCOS basically gives you the difficulty of being a man.
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>>38792544
What happens when someone with PCOS has a caloric deficit? In normal people the body burns fat for energy but people argue that this isn't the case for people with PCOS.
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I'd date her. Why not? Hairy tits and all.
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>>38792717
She had the arm hair of a middle aged lumberjack too. If I had that shit I'd be bathing in chemical hair remover.
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>>38792742
Idunno anon but I under eat. I go days sometimes without eating. I've actually been put in the hospital after fainting because I was malnourished. But I'm still overweight and I can never get off this ride. I don't even have the big round tits fat girls usually have because of PCOS.
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>>38792844
PCOS is the secret to unlimited renewable energy.
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>>38792844
Calories in calories out.
If you're able to run at deficit and not lose weight call NASA because you're violating thermodynamics.
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>>38792873
>>38792899
I mean I probably don't lose any calories, I have a office job and I take care of my siblings when I get home. I don't have any time to exercise. So everything I eat turns into fat and just stays there.
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Have you considered eating less as clearly you don't need the additional calories for energy or growth
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>>38792899
Bullshit there is a component of metabolism on how your body stores and uses calories. I don't do shit and I eat like shit and I've always been skelly mode
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>>38792873
>>38792899
Medfag here.

'Calories in>calories out' isn't necessarily wrong, but PCOS is one of those diseases where people deserve a bit of leeway. It's stupid easy to get obese on it and it fucks up the mechanisms of your body regulating sugar metabolism and blood levels.

Normal fats get well deserved scorn, don't be mistaken.
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>>38792060
This is not how I imagined the future. Instead of moon bases we get tit pics from some fat girl in Kentucky.
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>>38792955
That's great but fatties who can reduce intake and stay huge should volunteer at NASA so we can make perpetual motion machines
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>>38792940
If I ate any less I'd probably die anon. I know you don't believe me but I eat very little. I never eat fast food. I don't eat sweets. I only drink water. And I'm borderline vegetarian. This week the only thing I had to eat was a sandwich today and two boiled eggs.
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>>38792844
I also have PCOS. All of my weight is in my stomach area, I have monkey hair legs if I don't shave for a week, and the closest to skinny that I have gotten is 170 pounds. I'm 5'3, and currently 220 pounds-ish. I eat regular meals and try thinning up but it doesn't have any effect.
I sure was beaten with the ugly stick, but even though I look like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, I try to get myself out there.
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>>38793002
I'm (>>38792975)

What's your calorie deficit, and did your GP put you on hypoglycemics.
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I don't condone these threads. Wouldn't you guys get butthurt if some girl messaged you and said rude things? Sure I hate roasties and hamplanets as much as the next robot, but this just seems like low hanging fruit.
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>>38793036
We'd deserve it for believing roasties like us.
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>>38793036
I lost weight what can someone possibly say to me except the URRR AA VIIRRGIIN meme
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>>38793021
I'm 5'9 the lowest I could get was 140. This was when I was doing track and field and ran marathons. I was spending all my time on this though, now that I have a full time job and responsibilities I can't really spend my time on it. My fat likes to go in my thighs and upper arms, my stomach isn't that huge.
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>>38788902

agree w/ this guy, be kind to your female equivalents guys, the bitterness is real

the scorn is unwarranted
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>>38792544
You're the only roastie that is going to get respect here, your life sounds like a fucking struggle.
I wonder if that red ring, that this anon >>38792075 mentioned, is sunburn, or if it's skin discolouration from the PCOS.
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>>38789158
erection achieved fatty
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>>38792544
My gf had this and she got 3 bf before me (one fwb she didnt told me about). She cheated on me and then dumped me in most humiliating way ever. She was abussive as fuck too.
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>>38791700
OP delivers
originalelio
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>>38792544
Katherine Timpf has PCOS and she's none of those things.
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>>38792544
be my gf please

are you a qt
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I've read that 5% to 20% of girls has pcos. Everyone tries to hit on the roastie.
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>>38794521
killed another thread

why am i alive
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>>38792060
fucking kek, this made me laugh so hard
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>>38792989
This is the future we chose, Congrats niggers
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>>38791700
Oh God that fucking tit hair holy shit that's so disgusting what the fuck
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>>38788548
never in my life have i been so turned on by such a sloppy and disgusting fat fucking sow, i want to gag you with your shit stained underwear and piss all over your stupid fat hog head
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>>38791700
is this some sort of sick joke, son?
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>>38788548
She could be hot with just losing maybe 15-20kg.
If she's a nice person with interesting hobbies you should date her and get her in shape.
Fatties are the ultimate gf material for us robots.
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>>38788548
>>38788602
>>38788610
>>38788620
>>38788647
>>38788698
>>38788760
Since when is r9k so evil to become the evil Chad themselves?
You were all bullied at some point and now you feel it's justice to bully the weaker ones, how low have you scum fallen?
You literally make me sick, from the crabs in the bucket mindset to now this you people deserve every last bit of unhappiness in your lives.
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>>38788955
They have no chance to ridicule actual bitches so they just attack any weak prey they can get and feel great with themselves. You share your board with these people.
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>>38795567
When fat people get in shape they look like shit afterwards from loose skin. You will never be able to turn a fattie into a looker.
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>>38795641
Anon I don't condone of this thread. This fat girl seems very lonely and nice, OP is indeed a faggot in this scenario.

Can't believe how easy it was to get nudes though, fuck man, the times we live in. That's really depressing in and of itself.
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>>38795641
This we insult stacies not fat women they are just as lonely as us (not saying fug em I wouldnt) but leave them alone
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