Post your school shooter achievements itt >make grandpa proud

>colonised
Kill a minorty with a blackpowder rifle
>fallout
Kill someone with a homemade weapon

>>38787508
>hitman
Kill the school police officer and use his outfit as a disguise

>Osamas legacy
kill atleast 10 people with a suivide vest

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>mashed potatoes
kill all the genetically disabled special ed kids

>>38787508
>All roads lead...
Kill a relative

>Half baked romance
Kill your oneitis with explosives or fire

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>>38787508
>Kobe!
Kill atleast two members of the basketball team with 1 frag grenade

>a new hitler
Temporaly blind a kid with poison gas

>>38787508
>going out with a bang
Destroy the school building when committing suicide

>Toasty Roatie
kill the sluttiest girl with a molotov

>>38787508
>Hot potato
Tape a live grenade to someones hand

>>38787508
>stalker
Carry a gas mask during your assault

>>38787508
>Cyber bully payback
Livestream the shooting.

>>38787508
>the final solution
Kill all jewish students

>>38787508
>slow and steady
quietly kill on person each day until the rest put two and two together

>>38787508
>Mike Pence
Electrecute all gay students until they die

>toasty roasite
incinerate 6 stacies with the flamethrower
>literally Hitler
wear a Trump wig to the shooting

>Hard Fork
Split someone's head in half with a block of concrete

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>Unstoppable
Survive the SWAT assault.

>Fake News!
Kill a reporter on camera.

>Sweep
Kill all of the members of a sports team.

>Sodomites In My Iron Sights
Kill all the members of the Gay-Straight Alliance club.

>>38787508
>Ain't got the rythm
Time your shots to the beat of music

>>38787508
>Hitler's legacy
use some sort of easy to make toxic gas on the jews and disabled kids

>>38787508
>a legend
Announce your shooting a day before on r9k

>>38787508
>Cock Carousel
Execute each Stacy who didn't like you by a doing a 360

>maximum efficiency
Kill 2 or more students in one shot

>magdump
Fire a magazine into a dead person

>oBUM!acare
Kill at least 5 black students with explosives

>>38787508
>hiroshimad
Kill japanese students with bombs

>stayin alive
Survive the shooting

Reporting this thread to the fbi, enjoy prison you fucking nerd faggots

>TENGRI IS PLEASED

Kill a bully by pouring molten metal down their ear

>>38787508
>tfw graduated high school
>tfw not American
>tfw can't shoot up schools

>>38787996
>Snitched
Kill the faggot who reported all of your threads to the fbi and wondered why you weren't in jail yet

>Justice Rains From Above
Target and kill bullies on the schoolyard with a sniper rifle from the roof.

>>38787508
>Cuckstodian
Make the custodian follow you around at gunpoint and clean up the blood of your victims.

>Not credible
Be drugged during the shooting

>peekaboo!
Kill student in the library
>harris case
Break your nose by recoil
>Jocker
kill jocks
>Columbine Tango
do massacre with someone

>john savage
Let a fellow robot flee

>>38787508
>Visitors pass
Do the shooting at a school that isn't yours

>Shhh!
Camp at the library

>Elliott Roger that
Wear expensive glasses during shootout

>Double Trouble!
Shoot Up The School With A Friend

>>38788089
This thread is advocating domestic terrorism, all of your ips have been logged and you can expect a visit from the party van within the next couple days. Sorry but my brother was at vtec when that shit happened, lost one of his best friends. I came to 4chan 2 years ago, so believe me I can appreciate a good joke or trolling some newfags. But I will NEVER advocate doing something like this. People are impressionable and it's all of our civic duties to never let anything like that happen again. Maybe if some responsible anons had noticed the red flags like I have today in this thread, those innocent children wouldn't have had to lose their lives.

>*Special* Move
Use your Ult 4 times in the Special Ed Room Level

>Except You. You're Cool.

Leave one student alive.

>>38788357

And you can expect a visit from THIS!!!

*unzips pants*

*pulls out throbbing 8 inch big black cock (also known as a 'BBC')*

*grabs your gf and forces it into her mouth*

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>>38788357
You've earned an achievement of being a pansy ass bitch

>>38788512
John savage af

>>38787508
>False Flag
Blame the shooting on Reddit in your manifesto.

>a true /r9k/
get shot and die without killing or wounding anyone

>>38787508
>Why Can't We Be Friends?
shoot your best friend w/o killing them
>Hat Trick
kill 3 people before the authorities are notified
>First Blood
kill 10 virgins from bleeding out via the torso/groin

>>38788357
>YOU
trying to scare people with this

if you were on 4chan for two years school shooting jokes should be the least of your worries

>>38787508
>Ei Love Eire
Kill at least 5 people by exploding a vehicle
>The Flying Scotsman
Suicide from falling while wearing a skirt
>Horny Welshman
Rape the class pet
>Eternal Anglo
Only kill ARYANs

>>38788603
I'm scared of tyrants making children afraid to go to school. You have all been warned.*tips fedora anf disappears in puff of smoke*

>nothin personnel, kid
teleport behind your target
>[bonus]tips fedora
kill target with katana sword
>the absolute madman
kill 10 people with empty gun

>Classic
Use the school speaker system to play pumped up kicks

>Satanic
Draw occult imagery with the blood of your victims

>Kleidion
Permanently give 100 people a crippling disability

>False fagged
Pretend your motivations are vehemently pro-lgbt

>Jester
Make students dance or die

>Gladiator
Force students to fight to the death

>Resourceful
Kill five people with items from inside the school

>Stocking up
Purchase military grade equipment from the black market

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>>38788357
>I came to 4chan 2 years ago
>baiting this hard

>Lucky Day
Do the shooting when noones school
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Make plans of shootout with friend and don't come

>Class dismissed
Kill everyone before the next period bell rings.
>Ma nigga
Spare 1 black chad
>Saved by the gun
Kill loads of normans whilst they're bullying there victim.
>Seppuku
Take your own life samurai style. Better to die with honor than to die to your enemies.

>>38787508
> Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
only kill your bullies

> on the top of the food chain
successfully eliminated all of the Chads

> The Day of Retribution
successfully eliminated all of the Stacies

> The Supreme Gentleman
knock on the door, before shooting up the sorority house

>>38790080
>knock on the door

KEK, elliot was just too beta to just do forced entry

>*knock knock*
"P-please let me in so I can s-shoot you."
>"please don't kill us! Leave us alone!"
"O-ok...sorry..."

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>Double Kill
>Triple Kill
>Over Kill
>Killtacular
>Killing Spree
>Killtrocity
>Killamanjaro
>Killtastrophe
>Killpocalypse
>Killionaire
>Killing Frenzy
>Double Kill
>Triple Kill
>Over Kill
>Killtacular
>Running Riot
>Killtrocity
>Killamanjaro
>Killtastrophe
>Killpocalypse
>Killionaire
>Rampage
>Double Kill
>Triple Kill
>Over Kill
>Killtacular
>Untouchable
>Killtrocity
>Killamanjaro
>Killtastrophe
>Killpocalypse
>Killionaire
>Invincible
>Double Kill
>Triple Kill
>Over Kill
>Killtacular
>Inconceivable
>Killtrocity
>Killamanjaro
>Killtastrophe
>Killpocalypse
>Killionaire
>Unfriggenbelievable
>Perfection
>T-bag Master
T-bag every single opponent you kill

http://halotracker.com/h5/db/medals

>>38788357
Tell me my IP anon. Prove yourself faggot.

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>>38787508
>genosalami
Use the salami as your main and kill majority of the targets.

>>38787809
What the fuck you had a gay-straight alliance too?

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>The Last Airbender
Successfully kill at least 10 students with an airzooka

>>38792115
>>38787809
Holy fuck I hated those people.

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>>38788357
whoa wait what the fuck anon, it's obvious that we were just kidding. why the fuck do you have to get the police involved? you're not serious, right?

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>Sensei
Successfully teach fellow spergs how to use a katana, recruiting them to your cause.

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>Ravioli Ravioli Holy Shit a Real Loli
Start with the elementary school

>Alien vs Predator
Proceed to rape illegal immigrant's children

>Human Centipede
Force hostages to eat one another's feces

>>38788357
Faggot. Bet you suck trap cock.

>>38792218
If I could I'd go for the human centipede every time.

>>38787996
Hmm, what's the first amendment am I right guys?

>>38788357
Oh baby, what is you doin

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>Mr.Freeze
Force 3 kids to drink liquid nitrogen.

>Mortal Kombat
GET OVER HERE!

>Cave Dweller
Bola at least 4 people

>Hell's Janitor
Kill somebody with a broomstick

>3 Times the Charm
Kill triplets in the same exact way

>Swirlie
Kill someone by drowning them in a toilet

>For Honor
Toss somebody out a window or off the roof

>Dodgeball
break someone's nose by throwing a grenade in thier face.

>the grinch who could
unleash one final reeeee before you meet god