how did this chubby anime-watching gook fuck get a qt wife like that?

>>38786581
being himself

because he is funny and got a big dick

That's probably a dude, my dude

>>38786581
he is funny

Why she looking like she about to divorce him

>>38786581

>Charismatic Youtuber gets a girl

WOW, what a shock.

You know he gets 300,000 to 6 million views per video right? Just from Youtube he's got a pretty stable income.

>>38786581
confidene, he has it srs

>>38786581
she doesn't even look good, also got no taste in hairstyle, glasses and clothes

thats a QT? Ive been here 4 years now and i swear it gets lower every year

>>38786581
The same way boogie did. He's cucked.

>>38786700
Yeah, she looks like an 80s serial killer

>>38786581
Girls like funny guys

>>38786700
>>38786707
I'd like to see your gf

Without the glasses & makeup she has a striking resemblance to Michael Cera, but besides that, she seems like an alright person

>>38786581
>chubby
What's up with the cognitive dissonance with classifying a person's body type these days? He's obese.

>>38786626
he was married to her before he got big

Asians that live in Asia have really autistic voices, but for some reason Asians living in the west have really sexy deep voices.

>>38786581
To be fair she is extremely ugly so she probably just said fuck it and dated him because she thought he has funny and had a good personality or some shit

>>38786581
HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT BE SAID
Average looking guys can get girls as long as they make them comfortable.
Being able to make others comfortable as a man, is as important as being pretty for a woman

>>38787103
It's dialect

>>38787253
Doesn't look particularly unattractive in that picture.

>>38787834
You're surely kidding, right?

>>38788026
No, I think she looks cute.

>>38788026
you are on the Robot 9001 board on 4chan.org, most people will take anything I would say that is given to them but they are given nothing except NEETbux and dissaproving looks from their parent(s)

>>38788076
That's not the case. I usually have high standards. Sheboons for instance, are out of the question.

>>38788053
Dude shes a 3/10......
>>38788076
Just forgot about that. You're right dude but it still disgusts me how someone could settle for that

>>38788116
No she is 6/10 minimum.

>>38788267
Yeah, to ugly people maybe. I can find ugly people on tinder hotter than her

>>38788306
post what you think is a 6/10.

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>>38788333
>post what you think is a 6/10.
Here

>>38788405
that is a man. I did not realize you swung that way.

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>>38788444
I just posted that so I can buy more time to find another pic but here it is. She looks extremely average imo and I consider 6/10 average. She's not hot and she's not ugly so average looking

>>38788480
yeah I woud say that is around 6/10 aswell. her cheeks looks better than the girl in the OP, but she has a longer, more horsey face.

>>38788480
bump her up to an 8/10, she has no visible piercings or tattoos, full lips, clear eyes, healthy hair and skin, a healthy weight

she might not be your type but she is objectively an attractive girl

>>38788536
Idk man it looks normal to be but the girl I posted I wouldn't dare to bang/date unless I was extremely desperate

>>38786581
She looks like is pondering if a fast divorce or rape allegations will provide the highest return for her investment.

>>38788573
There are different things people notice. Maybe you also have a long horsey face, so you think it is normal. Many such cases.

>>38788598
Her face only looks long because her hairline is fucked. Like look how big her forehead is

>>38786581
>how did this chubby anime-watching gook fuck get a qt wife like that?
His wife is clearly a tranny

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>>38788663
No. I am talking about her midface. Look here I did the ratio:

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>>38788766
Now compare with the girl in the OP, who has a more compact midface.

>>38788766
>>38788869
They aren't taken from the same distances but ok and her eyes aren't open all the way so of course the lines are going to be shorter

>>38788917
The lines are shorter because her midface isn't as long.

>>38786581
just watched one of his videos. seems like a cool dude.

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>>38786604
this

looks like a tranny tbqh

>>38786581
>chubby
>likes anime
>asian
>"kek undesirable"
What's with the shit taste, OP?

Here's the video so you can see how they interact with eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WEBgaEETOQ
It might be because the dude is Asian, but they don't seem to be emotionally bonded to eachother. Like he keeps putting his arm in her personal space then she'll push her shoulder towards him to get him to stop and he doesn't validate her.

I thought they were frienemies from the way they were acting at the beginning of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COIfXI61ip4

I honestly have no idea how that guy got married. I guess once you become even slightly famous all bets are off and someone will marry you simply because you have a Youtube channel. Charles Trippy broke off an engagement then got together with someone else within a year (who had the same name as his ex) and they got married. And Charles Trippy is curt and rude manchild.

>>38789301
>I guess once you become even slightly famous all bets are off and someone will marry you simply because you have a Youtube channel.
he was already married apparently she's probably just an Asian fetishist
She's not cute enough to get a good looking Asian boy so

ITT: All the fucking butthurt virgins
She is pretty and doesn't have any glaring flaws, cute nose, rosy lips and good hair I would totally date her. Nothing soecial but she isn't undateable.

>>38790126
>doesn't have any glaring flaws
Look at that face. I don't see how everyone "ITT" are "all butthurt virgins" just because they dont have low standards like you

>>38790214
What exactly is it wrong with her face? She doesn't have any acne marks, her nose, lips and eyes are cute and she has a fitting face shape.

I'll concede she's cute, not sexy, yes. But she isn't ugly...

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>>38789373
do average weeb girls have no standards when it comes to asian boys? I'd honestly prefer average non-asian women over hot asian girls since I'll most likely get replaced by someone better by thier standards easily.

t. somewhat decent looking asian

>>38790264
>What exactly is it wrong with her face?
I don't really know exactly but it just looks ugly and the glasses make her look even more ugly. Also that face shape is just ew kinda makes her look chuby

>>38790296
>do average weeb girls have no standards when it comes to asian boys?
yeah they have no standards usually even if they like the kpop look they will get a chubby or manly looking one just becuase he's Asians
If you wnat a real qt get a Latina weeb or boo they are better looking imo

>>38788557
weak chin, wide face, small ears and a little asymmetrical, stop being a virgin

>>38790385
You have terrible taste in women.

>>38790319
It's probably that I have a soft spot for round faced girls and natural blones, so I may be biased.

And yes, she doesn't know how to dress and she looks sloppy with the sweater and the messy hair, but she isn't blatantly ugly (at least to me)...

Well, post more pics of her, fuckers. Not everyone knows who the fuck that girl is.

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>>38790360
I think I'm bragging a bit but I sorta look like their type. I'm sure some people are already familiar with face since I posted it a lot by now. Too bad I'm short (172 cm) and I'm not Korean (though I'm a Lee) or Jap. I don't get why girls go for asian guys, honestly. A lot of guys are objectively better looking than the average asian guy.

>>38788480
If you think she's a 6 you are in for a lifetime of disappointment my friend. She is way above average.

>>38790673
sounds like you are set though you could get a girl of any race as long as you are ok with being a fetish

>>38790673
Hence they are above average. The average non Asian and Asian are the same objectively.

>>38790893
For you maybe dude...

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>>38790898
I seriously fail to see why they even go for us in the first place. We are nothing like their animes. Even most attractive asian guys have features more in common with non-asians. I feel like they'd cheat once they grow out of their phase as an asian fetishist. I can understand this the other way around, though. Asian girls have it way easy.

>>38791082
>White beta trying to talk shit on Asian men as an "asian man"

>>38786581
Not being a faggot that unironically says nigger and actually demonstrates the ability to empathize?

>>38786581
I think we have very different versions of what is considered "qt". Her face is literally a circle.

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>>38791438
Nah, just an Asian robot. Here's my proof. https://track5.mixtape.moe/ejyeaq.jpg

>>38791592
Yeah, I remember this pic. Aren't you the Asian passing Hapa?

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>>38791644
Again, I'm not a hapa unless you count my grandmother, EurasianTiger.

>>38786581
Mario fan fiction

>>38791592
I'm sure your problem isn't that you're ugly but just disgustingly self-loathing. If you don't respect yourself then how can you expect anyone else to? I'm sure you'll grow out of this phase soon.

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>>38792929
I'm already 21 and I see no end for my self-loathing in sight. Besides, relationships are out of the question anyway since I literally have no friends and I don't even have a good relationship with my family. At least I'm not ugly, right?

>>38791438
hes not even kidding. just wait for kpop and anime to not be the norm and asian men are doomed again

>>38786700
>implying she's not top tier qt
>>38786720
>implying that's not top tier qt style

Guys, she's a 5/10 at the lowest and 6/10 at the highest. He's a 3/10, but he's really funny

>>38786581
His wife is a bigger autistic sperg than he is, and he gets a free pass for being Asian.

>>38786581
>qt
She's ugly.

>>38786581
If you watch videos of him interacting with her you can see that her personality isn't gr8.

>>38794491
Yeah she's cold to him. He could do better

>>38788480
She's pretty, you fool.

>>38790673
Japanese and Koreans are truly the Asian master race.

>>38794656
She's sorta pretty but she's not "oh my God I want to bang rn" pretty

They've been together for 10 years and met online through mario fan-fiction.

>>38786720
but thats awesome

>>38786581
>Funny
>Charismatic
>Good voice

It shouldn't be a surprise that he has a grill.

What decade is this? She looks like a girl that would get bullied in Heathers.

>>38786581
>rich as fuck from youtube money

it's long been known that the only bypass to good looks is being looked up to, rich, or powerful

>>38796914
No way he is rich fron YouTube. YouTube pays out based on minutes watched, that's why animation is dead on YouTube but 10 min lets plays are huge. His videos are usually shorter than a minute.

>>38796929
then it's because he's famous, he's obviously not good looking, so she is dating him for a different reason.

>>38789071
Thank God the vagina was pixelated. My boss walked by and saw the pic and he almost flipped shit, but then he saw it was censored and walked off.

>>38786581
He's socially well adjusted and therefore pleasant for others to be around

>>38796929
>YouTube pays out based on minutes watched
Source

Master race asians (japanese/koreans/smart asians like Singaporeans) have monster cocks

>>38797024
I'm just going based off of what people who used to do animation videos on YouTube have said. That's why egoraptor, rubberninja, and oney all stopped doing animation to do let's play channels. Ross made a video about it a while back when YouTube changed the algorithm from pay based on views to minutes watched. It looks like their algorithm got even more shit since so many of the eceleb cancer have to turned to patreon to fund their bullshit. There's not much money left in YouTube I don't think.

>>38797086
dark skinned chinese here
my cock is monster
its just shy of 6"
kekd
i don't remember girth though

>>38786700
I'm an Asian with literally the same hairstyle and glasses

Help me senpai

>>38797086
Only in your doujinshi, son.

>>38786604
Trannies are a vanishingly small portion of the population, yet anons think any woman that doesn't look hyper feminine has to be one.

>>38796985
you made me laugh out loud

>>38790360
My ex was a Latina weeb, California has a good amount of them

>>38786581
he's an absolute normalfag who watches anime so what?

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because despite the meme about looks, personality matters, and lifting will never fix a broken person
>mfw I know from experience

>>38786581
Both are ugly af

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>>38786581
>qt
That pic is already really flattering and she doesn't even look that good on it. I'd say she's only slightly above his league.
Also he's funny, midly successful and just seems like a cool person to be around. Especially if you're into weebshit.

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>>38799636
Are they into Filipinos?

>>38801261
Filipinos are the beaners of Asians so probably not

>>38801208
Yeah i'd say they are in the same league actually

>>38801347
this
their food, language, height, color, and attitude are the exact same as the mexicans here

>>38786581
his voice turns her on

>>38786581
They're actually a really cute couple, I like watching their videos together. It's kind of nice, they seem like they like and are comfortable with each other, which isn't really what one expects from youtube celebs.

>>38801261
Filipinos are basically nigger Asians. Actual Asians get so fucking buttmad when you group them with those subhuman filth.